Clint Eastwood quotes: Top 5

[Nacho66]

You got it somewhat close. My major difference? # 5 "Dyin' ain't no living, boy..." would be #2.

Hasta la Waco...

[420jtlewis]

the outlaw josey wales. "you gonna pull them pistols or just whistle Dixie"

[staphinfection]

I could take top 5 Clint Eastwood lines just from Sergio Leone films alone.... shit, I could take top 5 just from the Good, the Bad, the Ugly alone....

[lacotadebrace]

coulda done it without all the build up......

[SpartacusC1984]

thanks for the video :)



[kilkolio]

this guy could of played batman

im.... batman

[jah0524]

No man. in Josie Wales, the best quote is "Do we bury him captain? Clint: No...buzzards gotta eat same as worms".

Best quote Dirt Harry is hard to pick, but my favorite is "You're mouthwash ain't makin' it.

[mrjayjayrox740]

number 1: i just hate niggers.

[ROGER459]

#5 should have been that Quote with 10 Bears...!

His Best MOVIE... is the one... Grand Tourino....!

[frank0067]

well gee thanks for qualifiying that its your opion.. MAN we would HAVE never figured that one out ourselves

[Hamarin123456789]

@frank0067 You'd be suprised how many people fail to understand that. Try reading the comments, it seems a lot have already forgotten.

[frank0067]

@Hamarin123456789  hehe

[GenAdams]

liked, faved. Clint is such a badass.

[XhoowieX]

One I'd say that has to go in there is Pale Rider with a guy behind him who he's not looking at remotely beginning to pull a knife out. Clint: (still not looking round at all, in a calm voice with no facial expression change) "You're gunna look awfully silly with that knife sticking out of your ass"

[KaptKan1]

The entire speech to Ten Bears in "Josey Wales" is epic, as is almost every line in that wonderful movie.

[Folk1994]

Thumbs up for Gene Hackman

[ukkfayooyay]

would be better without your narration.

[Getvagazzled]

25 people werent so lucky

[1949man]

THE MAN has more of the best quotes than anybody

[smugbasterd]

@1949man Samuel L Jackson would be close.

[GathKingLeppbertI]

well done!



[rubbersole79]

"Well, I guess he had it comin'."

"We've all got it comin' kid"

[HurryUpAndLoad]

LOL GarageBand news intro FTW!

[DrunkenNuts]

"i'll take that as a yes cause if i have to come back here its gonna get fuckin ugly!" from gran torino and unforgiven's "we all got it coming kid"

[lewisjamesadams]

good choice christian

[jbeddome1]

get 3 coffins ready?

[the3mevrick]

@jbeddome1 my bad...its 4.....

[mattapan26]

You need to do another set with Get of my lawn, something from Hang Em High, and of course A man has got to know his limitations.

[TheDanrox110]

what? no Heartbreak Ridge? no Gran Torino? not even Escape from Alcatraz?

[Wuff4u]

I agree with the Unforgiven Quote. I remember "Its a terrible thing,Killing a man,... you take away everything he's got ...and every thing he will be". Greatest movie ever made. Well almost!

[SpaceGhost171]

My favorite is from unforgiven "Its a funny thing killin a man, take away everything hes got and everything hes ever gonna have." Greatness

[XBADONEXx]

did anyone watch him on rawhide the old western series?

[seanludes]

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[913lalilulelo]

number 3 is better than number 1

[dasgilde]

i reckon so

[wenharn]

From A Fistful of Dollars --

"My mule don't like people laugh'n" LOL

[hahdphotography]

you dig

[carlmar713]

thanks david!!you made my day!!

[Ben762x51]

Nice vid. How about the line right before your number one? The "well you don't think we were gonna let you just walk on out of here" "who's we sucka" "ME, AND SMITH AND WESSON"  hahaaaa Eastwood is a true badass, and can't get enough credit.

[5tateOfEmergency]

@Ben762x51 'me, smith and wesson' thats hilarious, which movie is that from?

[Ben762x51]

@5tateOfEmergency I believe it's the enforcer. It's from the same scene as his number one listed where eastwood is in the diner. That is what he says right before he starts shooting the bad guys.

[5tateOfEmergency]

@Ben762x51 thanks mate, i havent seen that one yet

[jjmacjjmac]

"To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms."

[rider216]

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? (spits on the ground) That's me.

[glowros]

Like your choices .... but have a soft spot in my heart for *Don't piss down my neck and tell me it's raining* from (I believe) The Outlaw Josey Wales.

[DemonLord120]

Like the clips, but the narration throws it off

[jusMedaAllstar]

"Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that’s real power" what does that mean?

[kalisteau]

17 idiots did not read the comment a the beginning :( or they don't really know how to read except the words Clint and Eastwood

[0532MOET]

The original "do you feel lucky" is better

[EatMyHumblePie]

no get off my lawn?

[kurtb8474]

"Well, if she wants to play lumberjack, she'll have to learn to hold up her end of the log." The Enforcer.

[kurtb8474]

I've been watching Eastwood movies since the mid 70s along with news items about him. I love your the quotes you've picked. I'm sure it's not easy since there are so many. One of my faves is "I'm faster than you'll ever live to be." (High Plains Drifter) That one sent a chill right up my spine.

[EricW1063]

Very good picks. Also "Heartbreak Ridge" has some good ones too. Thats my fav Eastwood movie

[MrCoffeefreak2010]

Love Eastwood too this is good but theres alot of good lines in more films that could be added

[berzy56]

The one about laughing at his donkey was pretty damn good too!

[southparkfan2717]

You gotta add "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!" in there.

[Shad77777]

Lmao, how much Eastwood sounds like Duke Nukem on "Make my day".

[Zofim239]

what the hell there is a dislike button?

[malvekuzam]

"well,we wont let you get away" -"who's WE old man?" -"smith,wesson and me!" ..and thats my favorite quote :D

best actor ever

[drpinto28]

If only he was young, they could make a movie based on "Dark Tower: The Gunslinger"..

[ForceMaximus84]

Number 6 should be, "Get me a beer, dragon lady!" from Gran Torino. LOL

[brooklynnite86]

it wasnt cliche at the time!

[ChrstnMlt]

My Name Is Christian!

[61804shill]

Josie: "When I get to likin' people they ain't around for long." Loenwati: "I notice that when you get to dislikin' people they ain't around fer long either." (Technically not just a Clint quote, but still a classic from The Outlaw Josie Wales.)

[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

nice intro

[TheRatedRThuglife77]

Clint Eastwood sounds the same in all his movies haha.

[valoe898]

@TheRatedRThuglife77 badass and about to shoot you.

[TheRatedRThuglife77]

@valoe898 Shut up. Clint Eastwood is the man!

[valoe898]

@TheRatedRThuglife77 ...thats pretty much what i was getting at -_-

[TheRatedRThuglife77]

@valoe898 -_-

[valoe898]

@TheRatedRThuglife77 fail XD

[TheRatedRThuglife77]

@valoe898 for sure hahaha

[Evilacidfunker]

Josey Wales 'Are you gona pull those pistols or whistle dixie?'

[filmfan1198]

i love every movie that each quote is from :)

[migol1984]

one of my favorite lines which I think deserves to be on a list is "if you're gonna shoot, shoot. don't talk."

[LimeyPipeSmoker91]

Excellent choice my friend

[caioenzo]

"Get off my lawn" on Gran Torino is my personal favorite.

[splinter2432]

opinions are like ass hole every one has one [thumbs up if you know that one]

[clownspike]

@annalovisas why don't you put a video on here instead of criticising other people's efforts? Prick.

[versagomoonslayer]

bub... i gotta say

*puts sun glasses on*

you just "made my day"

[doco124]

haha nice vid

[TheSubwaysurfer]

Another great quote was an answer to a question"think you're fast enough to keep up with us?" Clint replies, "I'm faster than you'll ever live to be" minutes later...he proves it.

[TheSubwaysurfer]

Here's one "some one left the door open, and the wrong dogs came home..." I forget which movie he said it, but it was a western, and it sounded so sublime...like backwoods cowboy zen .

[timeub32100]

Number 5 is one of my all time "bad ass" Eastwood quotes.  His most powerful quote in my opinion would be from Unforgiven...

"Its a helluva thing thing killing a man. Take away all he's got, and everything he's ever gonna have"

[Thunder1Lightning2]

Outlaw Josey Wales..."hell with them pilgrims. Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms"

[hcosselman]

Get off my lawn......!

[annalovisas]

Choose your personal lines better. "I think you all know" "I think it's safe to say" ye we fucking know everything already stop commenting the obvious.

[patriotim12]

Those kinds of characters would be frowned on these days. Back then they kicked ass and took names. Now they just take their names and get a lawyer. Effective but not fun to watch.

[Caseytify]

Nice list, but the voice-over narration is completely unnecessary. Just post the #s and the quotes.

[MadCowMindTV]

jesus and bacon had sex and clint eastwood happened

[PaulRietvoorn]

your comments really added up to nothing. no offence. Clint Eastwood rule: when spoken texts are superfluous, leave them away and let the vid speak for itself

[Lankastersss]

"I don't its nice you laughing, apologize to my mule" is good too!

[3Axy10Est13]

Clint is such a great director as well

[blakey275]

There are so many but i love the line "mans got to know his limitations"

[mikeshearer1250]

Love the two Dirty Harry movie quotes!!

[mikehouse357]

One of my favorites of all time is from Sudden Impact "i think" When hes supposed to be reviewing interns or whatever and he starts going off on the mayor or whoever she is about prostituting herself

[TheAdam159]

Great list and great movies. I love the 'four coffins' scene in Fistful of Dollars as well :)

[Goggarin1991]

my fav Clint Eastwood Quote is "ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while and you sholdn't have fuck'd whit? that's me !" Clint Eastwood is a living Legend :D

[jeremy2009ify]

I think one of my favorite has to be from Dirty Harry, when he says, "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!"

[RonanMacQuarrie]

Four people felt lucky after 5 shots

[thewaythingsusedtobe]

well done

[MartinLeMalin]

Another one I like, in Sudden Impact : (Harry) "We're not just going to let you walk out of here"... (punk) "Who is we,sucker?" ... (Harry) "Smith, Wesson and me !" ... Hahaha ...

[TheTenderBear]

4 dislikes... I think they weren't Eastwood fans

[Larrymh07]

Good montage and narrative. Thanx for posting this.

[MrFordie97]

Great vid but you should have had the mule scene from a fistfull of dollars! :)

[Avenger2680]

@MrFordie97 haha I agree, one of my favourite scenes

[itsStruth]

You missed what I reckon is the best quote in the unforgiven.

With the freaked out kid after he killed his first person.

"It's a hell of a thing killing a man, you take away all he's got ... and all he's ever gonna have."

which continues on.

kid: "well I guess he had it comming "

clint "We all have it comming kid"

[gmanbeavis]

pretty good but you forgot the "I just hate niggers" quote from Alcatraz

[niloh96]

''Why are you hangin round like a prarie dog in heat?''

Can anybody guess what movie thats from?

[DemonoidPhenomena]

Another favorite quote of mine from Eastwood comes from "High Plains Drifter" where he plays The Stranger. Sarah Belding: Be careful. You're a man who makes people afraid, and that's dangerous.

The Stranger: It's what people know about themselves inside that makes 'em afraid.

I love that one. Thanks for posting your Top 5 as they are very memorable!

[DemonoidPhenomena]

I agree with your choices of best quotes. Another favorite of mine from Eastwood comes from "High Plains Drifter" where he plays The Stranger. I believe it goes like this:

Sarah Belding: Be careful. You're a man who makes people afraid, and that's dangerous.

The Stranger: It's what people know about themselves inside that makes 'em afraid.

I love that one. Thanks for posting your Top 5 as they are very memorable!

[DemonoidPhenomena]

I agree with your choices of best quotes. Another favorite of mine from Eastwood comes from "High Plains Drifter" where he plays The Stranger. I believe it goes like this:

Sarah Belding: Be careful. You're a man who makes people afraid, and that's dangerous.

The Stranger: It's what people know about themselves inside that makes 'em afraid.

I love that one. Thanks for posting your Top 5 as they are very memorable!

[berserker20008]

Good list and AMAZING commentary LMAO at some of them keep it up man

[jhohcable]

Pretty good list. :3

[fancydelancey1]

how about clints saying to harry gardino "yeah your a legend in your own mind

[projectobject411]

"and just how did you determine 'intent to rape' der callahan?" "well when I see a guy in an ally with a knife in one hand and a hard on in the other, I didnt think he was out collecting for the red cross" paraphrased but to the point

[Johanproducties]

How about 'See you later idiots? It's for you...' Also from The Good, The Bad And The Ugly

[mikeyj780]

yeah well done cwm5791, great clip!

[DavesFoundYerScooer]

"I think i'm gonna puke!" "No i wouldn't do that kid... all those people down there looking up? God what a mess." "You dirty bastard!"...PUNCH... BIFF!

[DavesFoundYerScooer]

"...And i told you to wear your seatbelt!"

[DavesFoundYerScooer]

"Every gun makes it's own tune."

[DavesFoundYerScooer]

"A man's got to know his limitations."

"There must be a hundred reasons why i shouldn't kill you... right now i can't think of one."

"A little early for Christmas shopping isn't it? - Who's in the front of the cab?" "Santa Clause." - BANG! " "...And i'm your tooth fairy... try again!"

"You've got to be kidding! I ain't got time to break new men! You tell your boy..."

[Acumfychair]

U forgot a great one from one of the dirty Harry movie "hey pal you forgot your fortune cookie

[eglewis3]

@Acumfychair Yeah, from "The Dead Pool". He then crumbles the fortune cookie and tells him, " ...And it says, you're shit out of luck." And then he proceeds to blow away the bad guys. Totally awesome quote!

[mcdonaldsnightshift]

one guy made Clint Eastwoods day

[Credithelper75]

Clint is getting old......what the F**K are we going to do when he dies???? There's nobody to replace him. Well there's now way around it....he simply can't die...we wont allow it!

[MisterMasterShafter1]

@Credithelper75 It's going to suck when Clint dies. I'm going to feel the same way I did when The Duke died.

[chasesand]

@Credithelper75 same for bill cosby

[raptors222222]

@Credithelper75 Sacrifice Bieber! Stat!

[IGNerBrasil]

thanks for the hd quality

[Armageddon6297]

I liked in the dirty harry trilogy where clint eastwood is dealing with a robber and the robber is like whos with yah looks like your alone and dirty harry replies oh im far from alone its me, smith, and wesson

[heavyglassglass]

You should have included the scenes that led up to "Go ahead, make my day."

[GjVj]

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

/probably my favourite Josey Wales line

[narnia230392]

gr8 video i like all those quotes another quote i like is from grand Torino it's get off my lawn

[consigliere94]

i find unforgiven very unrealistic. morgan freeman's body was displayed in front of the saloon while gene hackman was inside and clint eastwood was passing by. the town would've exploded due to the three's awesomeness.

[OGBliTZz]

great list but the whole get three coffins ready scene from a fistfull of dollars is great

[TheGodlikeBadass]

i like the quotes in one of his cowboy movies where he says, "your gonna look afully silly with that knife stuck up your ass".

[jessophibic]

You know why there are 51 likes and 0 dislikes?

1: clear voice and volume.

2: descent quality movie clips.

3: Clint f*cking Eastwood.

[ZeppelinBigFan]

"Get off my lawn!"

[stretchyman09]

i couldnt agree with you more cwm5791!

[Ma7m9d]

Two kinds of people in this world: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig.. you dick.

[dodgep900]

GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY!!!! BANG, BANG, BANG!!!!!!

[gerryroush]

well, are you going to pull those pistols os whistle dixie?

[sumslakker]

Nice list, but my favorite from Jose Whales has to be "Well you gonna pull those guns or Whistle Dixie" xD

[cwm5791]

@sumslakker Yeah that' a great one too, thanks for the comment! 

[LedZeppelinXV]

"you cut down my percentage; libel to interfere with my aim."

[puncher53]

one of my fav:

Callahan: We'll were not gunna allow that

Robber: who's we sucka?!

Callahan: Me, Smith, and Wesson

[reverendraver247]

EEEEEERRR excuse me where is 'I think of you as dogshit' or 'I've been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal' 'or I'm mean , tired I eat razor wire and piss naplam' ???????????????????? the dogshit speech from sudden impact is the best quote EVER!!!

[cwm5791]

@reverendraver247 That is a very good speech, just not my favorite :)

[sugargliderpal202]

@reverendraver247 and the bartender says get the fuck out lol

[reverendraver247]

@sugargliderpal202 letsbe fair, nearly every Callaghan line is a classic...'speaking of whaleshit what have you turned up briggs' (magnum force) gotta love callaghan -'13,453 dollars and 63 cents. That's how much an unmarked squad car costs this department. That's the third goddamned car you trashed'

[beamerball666]

@reverendraver247 That&get that contraband stogie outta my face before I shove it so far up your ass you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it one of the best lines of Heartbreak ridge

[southparkfan2717]

How about "Get of my lawn".

[JHoffTrumpeter]

love it

[guitardc59]

Good video. Should have done a top 20 though, as he has so many awesome one-liners

[Edge346]

I hate You

[ishk68]

Get off my lawn.

[7xxJohnnyRebelxx7]

Clint Eastwood is the best actor and directory ever. Good the Bad and the Ugly best movie of all time. Josey Wales second best.

[Legionbass19]

@7xxJohnnyRebelxx7 You are a very intelligent human being.

[steczub]

How did u get the movie clips on your computer to edit into a video I have tryed everything but nothing works please help me

[cwm5791]

@steczub I used the same capture program I use to capture minecraft, ishowU HD. I think it costs around $30. I just put the dvd in and select the scene i want and start capturing then hit play.

[rickeel77]

how about "I DONT THINK ITS NICE YOU LAUGHING AT MY MULE" fistful of dollars funny as hell.

[cwm5791]

@rickeel77 That's a great one too!