Zohan - Area Code & Phantom

[DikkeAmerikaan]

Wat is buchi baba? lol

[Lawson320]

YES! One pee pee touch! Excellent!

[lucianoosfp]

the hottest buchi babba hahahahaha

[MrJh2527]

I sleep with one wife! NO! She give 1 pee pee touch! OK

[SuperPSPfreaks]

0:56 - 1:41 this scene is not available in Germany! ;(

[meikaina]

blackmailing fail hahahaha

[noeleal]

hyper funny :P



[Rollonthefield]

I thank God every day that i'm Iraqi and not palestinian...

[0788638399]

@Rollonthefield why dont you get fucked you and your iraq?

[Rollonthefield]

@0788638399 Why don't you try and fuck me ibn il kalb

[heyheyscotty]

TROLOLOLOLOLOL

[MrArmik1]

На русском перевод лучше в 100 раз

[MTminecraft100]

sabbat sabbat

[xDuXx]

subtitles pleaze

[vanbeek16]

sevet whahet whahet

[mazin1232001]

hemar bidi ahkee ma'a phantam...ba'arif lakin phantam mish jaaye?....howa fee poony baba (restaurant name)?... nam nam mashi, andak raqam al makaan? then he says, ma'andak raqam "dakakeen alkanye" (restaurant name)... ya something ana bihke min america sharmoot mi'lie ana wahid muhim

[ludimila179]

Eu literalmente morro de rir desse filme, especialmente dessa parte é muito bom!!! rsrsrsrrssrs 

[MrCUTEnCUDDELY]

how many do you want

20

[mac19971]

@MrCUTEnCUDDELY NAOW.

[MrCUTEnCUDDELY]

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When the Guy answers:

I don't know English

i would like to speak with phantom

nonono phantom's not here hes in Muchentuchen

Gibberish Gibberish Gibberish Gibberish Gibberish Gibberich Gibberich Gibberish Gibberish Gibberish Gibberish Gibberish Gibberish Gibberich Gibberich Gibberish

BTW i'm not some idiot trying to pass of myself as if i know it when i don't

i legit speak Arabic and non of that is understandable

[mazin1232001]

@MrCUTEnCUDDELY

sorry but i understand it...ur arabic must not be that good

id translate but it's too long, and i dont care. just wanted to let u know it's legit broken arabic from rob sheneider

[LilEyJay]

@mazin1232001 Arabic is a language, Islam is a religion, and Muslim is a person who follows Islam, I'm from Cuba and just by reading the multiple comments and how you spell is just really sad. And using context clues from what you say, I highly doubt you are a doctor, or in your case "An important person" - mazin1232001.

[LilEyJay]

@mazin1232001 P.S you cant be a language, FYI.

[mazin1232001]

@LilEyJay

what? where is this coming from? I dont know where you think I said Im important. Habibi i speak arabic. I lived in the middle east til i was 13. Im not a doctor, I'm a medical student trying to be a doctor, and so what I spell bad? I spend my whole day speakin and writing properly, i think I have a choice when I can type fast or speak broken grammar. Thanks Jay, but Im also muslim, and Im sure you meant well by your comment beacuse otherwise im confused

[SagherZCollide]

When she is grown up she will understand!!!

[mac19971]

@SagherZCollide *Shrugs* XD

[MrTechnologyCentral]

i want some of your wives

akim whad bedek

20!

noooo

i sleep with one wife

no

she give one bebe touch

ohk

YA SALIM YA SALIMA YA SALIM

THUMBS UP

[JoePivot]

i speak arabic, and i could barely understand rob schneider... but i understood the restaurant worker just fine.

[mac19971]

@JoePivot Had NO idea that was Rob Schneider O __ o I guess you can do the same thing they did with Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder. I thought that was just in the movies XD

[MrBeatleslover]

32 numbers

[CreatorOfWar1]

siffer wahad wahad, sabah kamse dalahte, kamse kamse siffer siffer....

sabah sabah ...wahad sabah siffer sabah..dalahte sabah siffer.

Hello Phantom Muchentuchen?

[nadanoordin10]

keep pressing 9

[desimunda116]

3:10

[jakcsadasd]

Everybody that commented about pakistan is completely off topic because if u haven't noticed...well...umm...they're actually palistininian not pakistinian u dumbshits

[theperfectperson90]

@jakcsadasd

dont this easily proves that even with technological advancements as far as this era, people are still THAT stupid, not to realise small differences...its ok we just live among them as a higher species ;)

[phoenixhazard]

HAHHAHAHAH!

[XxflamingcorndogxX]

she give 1 pee pee touch

OK

(gibberish)

[electrictutorial]

1 person typed the area code wrong

[beringui]

UMM NO!

UMM NO!

[papajuse]

i swear this was different in ewngland

[PhillipMorris313]

This scene is a from a comedy, why the fuck is there are a couple serious conversations in the comments? Just laugh or dont if you don't get the joke.

[mugenrider754]

Can somebody tell me what the song they singing in the end?

[Halldisa]

@mugenrider754 just his name I think "Salim"

[fufu8282778]

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[evangelion242]

@fufu8282778 I still not a single " 2 "

[kustomkure]

@fufu8282778 wait wait, are you saying those were real numbers? :))) I always thought they were just made up for the gag : ))))

[hugo182]

@fufu8282778 thanks (-

[israeliadam]

1 person couldent keep up with the area code

[Avatar230594]

"what is area code?"

Seva waha waha, abah kumset dalleh, kamse kamse siffil siffil, zaba zaba, ??????? Wahad, Arba sifil sebah, ?????????

[greyraider69]

my most favorite part of the movie haha

[jmikejapan]

"you are his sister?"

"you tapping the Zohan?"

"you only settle for pipi touch?"

[ditech2003]

sifr wahed wahed, arba khamse talate, khamse khamse sifr sifr,,,

seba seba, seta talata arba khamsa seta,,,

wahed, arba sifr,,,

seba,,,

talata arba khamsa,,,

:P LMFAO

[Claudsen11]

She give one pipi touch!

[greyraider69]

@Claudsen11 AAAAHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!:D

[mrdeadguy1]

Trying to look for a sentence where I can say "I am bringing!" and "No you did not!" Oh wait,

[tudorgui1992]

but what is he saying to the man at muchentuchen, before the fat guy says "salim, the kids"?

[Capitax]

@tudorgui1992 He's cursing over the phone, he says Bitch in Arabic.

[Halldisa]

@tudorgui1992 he is swearing in arabic :P

[mazin1232001]

@tudorgui1992

hes sayin u fried slut/bitch/whore i'm callin from america i'm an important person

[krsforever]

One pee pee touch :D.

[TheSomeone77177]

0:04

probably in ahmed, in down town nigga the hottest puchi babba

LMAO!

[tudorgui1992]

@TheSomeone77177 it s amman not ahmed, it s a capital city

[TheButtermore]

@TheSomeone77177 amman..not ahmed..LOL hahaha

[mugenrider754]

she's give me one: PEEPEE TOUCH!

[IcedCoffee91]

Sharmoot!! LoL XD

[wootageboy]

@IcedCoffee91 Yeah I laughed I'm british but I know some Egyptian Arabic so when I heard Sharmoot I loled

[jikonko28]

Haahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha­haha

[mandora45]

that dance at the end is the funniest shit ever LOL!

[gorgiboy15]

first one to dislike this gets their asses bombed by kamakazi terrorists.

[nadddogg69]

they are not indians, not pakistanians, they are palestinians, so go back to school people or maybe get out of your houses and meet other people you imbeciles

[TheHondaduner]

rob can play any role they offer hilm

[GLuGGycOw]

deuce bigalow male teliphonio

[musicaverde]

HAHAHHAHAHA



[Gnovgorodcev]

salin iÊ! salin iê! salin iÊ! salin !!

ahahahahhahahaha

this was one of the funniest scene in the movie

[DapzLive]

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[onehandedman]

20,543 people have watched this and there are NO DISLIKES!. Finally some people with a sense of humor.

[IronMaidenX1995]

Phantom is hilarious when he says no. He sounds like a stubborn little baby boy. It's funny how he has to say no two times before he says ok as he is being negotiated with.

[aashley011]

thumbs up if you understand what they are saying (=

[2927challenger]

@aashley011

I am arab and I didn't understand what the hell they were saying !

[hellogoodbye44444]

@2927challenger Haram..

[guruBraniac]

loled at boochybabba

[kennedy072]

phantom has alot of wife i wonder what did he do at night when he sleeps with his 20 wife

[desimunda116]

i love how they went through all the phone stuff and he had phantoms cell phone number the whole time hahah

[AnthonyAlevity89]

She give....1 peepee touch....

[NYR10]

lmao

[Jilvito]

hahaha chaaaaaaaaarmot mehliya bohim

[Hoemayoen93]

the best scene Tele Num

[Avatar230594]

Is that Guyton Grantley?

[masterkaos45]

indian:she give me one peepe touch

phantom:ok

[indidesidude]

@masterkaos45

Hey fuckface they r not Indians they r Arabs....Learn the Difference moron

[cows247]

@indidesidude stinky indians always cursing ...

[indidesidude]

@cows247

Stupid Pakistanis Always Blowing them selves up in the name of GOD...and killing innocent people....ARABS are good people at heart but PAKISTANIS R PURE EVIL

[berkowski4]

.The fact is if you keep penetrating "the human rights".There will be a back lash for sure.Easy to type when you are well fed and educated...Thoose people you hate are hungry and ignorant.I dont like whats going on there.I dont like religion leeches.I understand the the people they kill,even tho how much i dont want to belive.Because they think its the only option.Lets assume that you are the first guy found out that the world is round.Could you understand the people whom wouldnt belive you ?

[berkowski4]

@berkowski4 Even you are sure by %100 of it.Ignorant people can be made to belive in anything you want.It's your and our job to teach them the right things.If you let thoose religion leeches to consume the brains of thoose people,this happens.You can say "i dont fucking care " but the more you dont care.The more they are getting pulled to the bad side.Muslim,Christian,Jewish doesnt matter.We are all humans.Peace from turkey

[indidesidude]

@berkowski4

HEY HEY HEY....WE INDIANS LOVE TURKS....It's the PORKISTANIS we hate because they come into our country and kill our civilians.....They r terrorists....PS....NO 1 IS GOING TO FEED ANYONE....In today's world u feed urself....Ps---I support the GAZA CAUSE....I am All for Palestine and their cause.....BUT BUT BUT .....i hate PORKISTAN....

[berkowski4]

@indidesidude Yes i know some things goin on there.As i said ignorant people causes thoose facts.Islam needs a reform like christians had once.People are not smart to understand what religion says.They just lie over it and leech people over it.

[kennedy072]

@indidesidude pakistan dont kill everybody in your country they kill hindu a long time ago india was ruled by muslim and muslim created taj mahal and 99 names of allah is writen on it so your safe if you are a muslim in india

[indidesidude]

@kennedy072

Where does Islam come into the picture???.....The problem is not Islam the Problem is Pakistan and it's Brain washed citizens...and that is why Allah is punishing them with gurbat and Floods and Problems...it's Allah's Justice....That is why Pakistan is the shithole that it is today....he he he

[kennedy072]

@indidesidude some people said they only kill hindus promised

[indidesidude]

@kennedy072

Who cares what happened 100s of years back...As long as a Paki is hit by a Drone Missile attack it makes my day..

[kennedy072]

@indidesidude i just dont know maybe today pakistan iis now on power

[indidesidude]

@kennedy072

Porkistan is on something alright...it's a whole new type of drug that is making it's citizens blow themselves up...

[mazin1232001]

@indidesidude when u wish for ppl to die, u lose credibility as a human. im a doctor and i have to treat idiots like u who wish death on ppl. sad...

[donovan3955]

@indidesidude they are israelites

[digitalzocker]

@indidesidude They´re not arabians, they´re palestinian

[theperfectperson90]

@indidesidude

dont this easily proves that even with technological advancements as far as this era, people are still THAT stupid, not to realise small differences...its ok we just live among them as a higher species ;)

[Saiad92]

@indidesidude Their not Arabs Their Palestinian Learn the difference dumb fuck

[Haldinyar]

@Saiad92 Its like learning the difference between human shit and dog shit... Its still shit

[kevfromMA]

@indidesidude they aren't Arab (Saudi Arabians) either. they are Palestinian and Israeli

[wowbrynx]

Love the guy on the rights reaction at 3:04

[darkmonkey123]

this was one of the funniest scene in the movie