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  • Beautiful... the story of their love.

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  • I would like to see a close up of this kiss...if it's ever remade for a different generation. Please, love to see saliva and tongues and lips all smashing together in a fantastic mesh.

  • I love the Rutles parody of these awful films.

  • Brilliant!

  • is this them having sex?

  • he loved her so much though.

  • This is one of my favorite albums-NOT

  • lol 2:00 xD this woman is ill

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  • People who don't even try to realise this are, quite frankly, boring.

  • This was crap from the day it was recorded, nothing but crap!

  • i tell you i´d rather see their asses than most people´s faces despite all their so called insanity

  • this is inspired

  • THERE ARE 85 PEOPLE CRAZY IN THIS WORLD --'

  • and a nuclear winter happy hour.

  • Legendary madness

  • i guess they had to edit the recording for the movie

    at least it is in true mono

  • sincerily....i want this lp and life with the lions too lol

  • @LIBERTINEPARANOIC avaliable on 2 different compact discs

    there are 2 different cd's of TWO VIRGINS and one of LIFE WITH THE LIONS

  • oh yeah its part not parte by the way

  • I know I'm "limited" in my exposure to John and Yoko, but I'd rather listen to "War is Over" a thousand times over than to listen to this on a regular basis.

  • It is what it is. I've always liked Two Virgins. A bunch of imbeciles posting here -- If you aren't interested, why the heck would you bother watching or commenting? I don't think this was posted on You Tube for a review; it just gives those of us who care the chance to see & hear.

  • huy miren el minuto 7:44

  • This is scary...

  • Okay, Yoko Ono was an evil, demon woman succubus from the depths of Satan's ass crack. And not the good kind either.

  • I know this was before John Lennon's first solo album but still, what an embarassing album for him to release.

  • Fucking goat lol what a lucky biotch!!

    JOHN?!!!!!

  • neber neber neber neber woooooooorrrrlllllllllllllllll­llld!!!

  • They are "high" which is ok, but for the general public I don't think that it is something that is one of the best works of John and Yoko to put out there, anyone can do this shit!!! Shame on them as artists!!!

  • @888Margaret thats the point. anyone can do it, but did they? no.

  • Oh my god john... Wat is this, i dont even...

  • What is this?

  • 7:35 yoko reaching orgasm

  • @getchatissuesready lol naw, i think she just forgot to have medimucil that day.

  • @getchatissuesready Is this them having sex?

  • It's still better than Revolution 9!

  • Freaking Yoko Ono with her avantgarde bullshit, she really brainwashed John, it's terrible.

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  • this must be the weirdest and craziest thing i ever heard man i mean random instruments being played badly random screams and shouts random banging and clapping wow i think this is so horrible id rather lsn to lil wayne then lsn to this madness

  • @fai42019

    Lil Wayne or htis....

    God what a tough choice....

  • This is quite hilarious.

  • AIDS: Audio Visual Edition

  • definetly better then the first part

  • Ewww John how could you

  • Two Virgins has to be the most psychedelic song/album/film I've ever seen.

  • It sounds like the Clangers Apocalypse when this video starts.

  • I cant imagine touching that womans lips ....

  • Fuck is this shit? John Lennon was always a cunt, why don't you all check out someone with REAL talent like Michael Barrymore?!

  • @moomeraver If you hate John so much, stop watching and whining about his music, maybe you should start with Justin Bieber, the The Osmond family, then, some great Neil Sedaka (sorry Neil), then like shampoo, lather, rinse, repeat, then for an encore try some Ashley Simpson lip syncin!! woopoopoo ladeda grovy

  • @Jerryjeffelvis What the fucking hell are you on about?

  • @moomeraver  C'mon sleep

  • @moomeraver

    Why do you hate John?

    Just wondering. Not trying to go nerdrage...just be more constructive with your feedback please lmfao.

    Yeah this song is a massive pile of ass fuck, but there needs to be another reason....

  • @justforthelulzzz jesus come on why you have to critque everthing that any body puts out. john lennon was one of the best writers britain has ever produced, he made exceptional records every one of them, extremly brilliant music that people still respect the world over. anybody into music knows the beatles, they know sgt peppers. he was an incredible loving person, had lots of friends a massive personality , big gut singer. britian should be counting their blessings

  • @ThePoorhillbilly

    Wow. Somebody is a fangirl.

  • Absolute shite. What exactly was he trying to achieve here with this? I'd often been told that he was meant to be the brains of the Beatles, but this is the real moment where his "brains" had been rammed firmly up his own arse. They should have kept this locked up in their bedroom, not released to the public.

  • Im a huge beatles and lennon fan but I have a question:

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!??? O_o

  • @BeatleStone I just don't see what makes it great.

  • I know John and Yoko met in November 1966, but when did they start dating?

  • may 1968 when they recorded two virgins at john's house.

  • one of the most beautiful compositions i've ever heard til now...

    if you enjoyed this, try bass communion's loss (not spam XD)

  • where they having sex when they made this album, i mean maybe the goat sound is her moaning?

  • Haha Olivewings that's the beauty of it! Alot of people want to bitch about how strange John and Yoko were and how this "isn't music." They were showing the masses that music doesn't have to be as black and white as we like to think. All their early work together was experimentation through their passion for each other and music. If you want to see/hear how much they loved each other, watch this stuff and listen to their first 3 albums together. It's amazing how they fed off each other.

  • WTF! y do u want to watch then kiss for 10min. and y does john pet yoko's hair like shes a animal?

  • At 7:43, are those goats?!1?

  • @santropez1971

    this is scary

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  • It sounds like death.

  • what the fuck is this shit!!! i wish i never heard it. now i know why people say that yoko split them up....

  • this sounds/looks like some sort of weird hypnotizing/religion/crazy/cre­epy vid...

  • damn, she must have the best pussy on Earth for John to release this crap

  • @PhuckHue2 But if you've seen the cover of the 2 Virgins album, you'd know that she doesn't. lol

  • @PhuckHue2 i thought i told you to shut the fuck up

  • @luchoaredasevidimza3 your mom told me that so I shoved my dick down her throat. now she's a good little bitch. very obedient

  • @PhuckHue2 try this

    Schnebel, Dieter.

    Atemzüge (1970-71) für mehrere Stimmorgane und Reproduktionsgeräte. Choralvorspiele I/II (1966/68-69) für Orgel, Nebeninstrumente und Tonband.

  • @MichaelHansenFUN I cant read that shit

  • @PhuckHue2 the performer is Dieter Schnebel, the song "Atemzüge" consists of people breathing, and that is all. Cartridge Music by John Cage, John Cage - Williams Mix , Stockhausen -- Hymnen , Tod Dockstader, Gyorgy Ligeti "Requiem for Soprano, Mezzo Soprano, Two mixed Choirs & Orchestra", Pierre Schaeffer & Pierre Henry, Merzbow, GX Jupitter-Larsen, Emil Beaulieau, Masonna, The Gerogerigegege, Thurston Moore, Lou Reed "Metal Machine Music" & Symphonie Pour Un Homme Seul (on youtube) look it up.

  • john had some bad taste on women this woman is so ugly e.O

  • I must show this in class.

    I won't watch it all, but a big part.

    It's disgusting.

  • addicts! they want to fuck let go in the barn!

  • Lol! I wouldn't want to be caught using the same drugs John and Yoko were on when they recorded Two Virgins.

    For goodness sake! I live with my parents and the last thing I need is acting like this around the house! My parents would try to slap me out of it or call the cops :D

  • LOL how can you even question that they weren't on anything

  • quite, i do a lot of recording while under the influence of stuff... and admittedly i'm nowhere near as avante guarde as this-- but wierd stuff sounds amazing

  • the best

  • i love seeing people loving each other. the world needs more of this, more heart.

  • @stephsh69 I agree. more love and less crap music like this

  • They had to pay royalties to the composers of "Hushabye Hushabye" and "Together" for the samples heard here.

  • they are in drugs when they made this album not?

    i like it :D

    its estressing

  • she's so ugly

  • I just fucking wasted 20 min, of my life

    Enjoy? Fuck you bro.

    Fuck you.

  • Were John & Yucko on something(s) when they made not only the film,but album as well?This reminds me of the beyond the last verse part of What's The New Mary Jane.

  • when was this recorded? i think is after the white album.

  • before the white album.

  • Amazing. This is so great!

  • Totally Engrossing. Love it.

  • hahahabolox

  • we want to say how much we appreciate this video and soundtrack. we know that they were giving us all that they had to give. hence, the nude cover shots.  representational art shows me "nature". modern art shows me myself and my beingness. these are two very accomplished and skilled modern artists, showing themselves as defenseless and scared, when the old world was falling apart all around them... god bless the heck out of these two courageous people...

  • I had my hands in my pants the whole time.

  • send for the blokes in the white coats!

  • "Honestly I know that John Lennon is an amazing artist and everything but I think tath we all have to agree that this album is garbage and its nothing but random sounds. "

    Unfortunately (for you) we don't all "have to agree" on anything. Why does an album being composed of random sounds (which, incidentally, this isn't, if you take the time to listen to it, which you obviously haven't) mean it's obviously garbage? Who defines what an album should or shouldn't be?

  • John in his advante garde period.Doing all he could to destroy the Beatle John myth which was slowly killing him.If Yoko had'nt come along he probably would have done himself in.

  • Comment on this video.

  • Exelent!

  • Honestly I know that John Lennon is an amazing artist and everything but I think tath we all have to agree that this album is garbage and its nothing but random sounds.

  • Are you aware that the album was not conceived to be an album? It is basically two people engrossed in LSD fucking around in a private house studio. It is a historical document of the night John and Yoko fell in love with each other and had sex for the first time. They released it as an avant garde piece of recording after the fact as a testament of the boundaries of what music is and could be. But it's just two people on acid. I take it as a document.

  • I share your opinion. Total rubbish. He was really into this stuff though and kept on and on of what great music Yoko made. Heh....it's my opinion anyway.

  • well its dumb when your sober but is it cool to listen to when your high or something??

  • beautiful ^^

  • Is this of art that? My ass, it's of shit.

  • anyways I love you John and Yoko for caring for our world and I don't care what the media or what other people say about their relationship, I believe that they were REALLY in love and people don't want to face the truth because they are jealous or thinks she's not good for him. I love seeing them together in pictures :)

  • gosh if you hate her or whatever so much then what's with your OBSESSION with her?

    I'll give you an advice you haters...try getting out from your couch and get a fucking life instead of sitting in your computer dissing her, it just makes you look pathetic and if Yoko is ugly let me see YOUR picture if you're fucking perfect...oh...and don't fake your picture saying that girl or boy is you, you ugly pathetic assholes :)

  • I dig this... It's really great, It goes well with the video.

    Peace

  • I jerk off to pictures of John Lennon's corpse! Yummy!

  • What the heck? Did they make MONEY off of this album!!!!!!! It's so stupid. I mean I even wanted it at first. This note might not be finished if I p-p-pass o-o-o-o-ut!

  • I'm forming the Mark David Chapman fanclub, any recruits here?

  • *portrait

  • lol me too I would like to see Portriat :D

  • So I guess they're still virgins?

    Avant Garde-a-clue

  • This one's a real toe-tapper!

  • Does anyone know where I can find the movie Smile (aka No. 5)?

  • I LOVE THE BEATLES, but this sucks to me. sorry !!

  • Cool and interesting. Lennon making love to his pseudo mother to music in the same 1920s style his ex-wife Paul made in 1968 (the first part).

  • The music gave me nightmares :O

  • This is great very original.

    John is my hero :]

  • ..wish that could have been ME--Bitch! ha!

  • they made a lot of films-> "ERECTION", "FLY" and this one are online, here and elsewhere ('erection' and 'fly' are avaliable in FULL elsewhere online, and not from Dick Cavett) I LIKE THIS I have the "Two Virgins" album, 8 track and cd. I think this has some sounds not on the album. in making this movie, they used MOST of the album (end of side one is edited) if this is the full movie, they didnt use the full two virgins album.

  • whats fly and erection?

  • the names of 2 other films yoko and john made

    they are on here-in 'edited' forms

  • what is it about?

  • It sounds like some horrible 60s soundtrack they would play on sci-fi shows when someone's going insane in outer space.

  • sorry john, it hurts my head

  • you'd think Kubirck could've used this in one of his films. Sounds like soundtrack to films like "The Shining" or something.

  • @donufro lmao

  • By the way, does anyone have the Smile film?

  • I'm really surprised, but I actually like this!

  • it really is interesting. I like that fact that the sound and picture is not cleaned up. It gives it that vintage charm that is missing from most youtube videos

  • is there anywhere to find this?

  • Sorry John, sorry Yoko. I afraid that was wrong step. Please stop screaming yoko...

  • I afraid you can't write a coherent sentence.

  • Cancer is a chronic, metabolic disease whose only preventive & cure is Amygdalin {vitamin B17}. This substance is found in the seeds of the roscea family of fruits, as well as broad-leaf grasses. Cancer struck 3% of 19th century Americans. The rate for us is nearly 50%. Yet, the majority of Americans remain woefully/willfully ignorant as they subject themselves to the barbarity of cut, burn & poison for a disease that is no more than a vitamin deficiency malady akin to scurvy & pellagra.

  • Hey Dr proccomenter:

    Most medical researchers publish their findings in peer-reviewed journals. You claim to have a cure for cancer & publish it in comments about a John & Yoko video?

  • Immaterial. Helpful information

    should never be withheld. "Peer-reviewed," like "consensus medicine" is coda for monopoly.

  • Well, it probably has something to do with the information being assessed by people who actually know something about the subject. "Information" about health matters can be quite harmful if it isn't backed by solid research (which requires spending a few years studying medicine as opposed to a few minutes googling a topic) However, my point was that in this particular forum, your opinions on cancer aren't particularly relevant. What is relevant here is - What did you think of the video??

  • Ignorance kills. Cancer's cure has been known since 1904. It's meticulously documented. As far as John Ono Lennon and Yoko Ono Lennon goes: Every interview I've seen & read show that they were 2 rational, knowledgeable people. I have an biography on Paul McCartney that paints Lennon as a neurotic, shambling junkie. I wonder when John found the time?

  • NOO JOHN, DON'T....

  • Damn....I want to kiss John too...

  • Thanks for sharing.

  • listen to the tape loops going 'round.

  • Nice kiss...

  • These two were light years ahead of their time... Remember music is the manipulation of sound folks

  • Yoko used to place mikes in public rest rooms.

  • No wonder it sounds like shit!

  • WTF???

  • I think its funny

  • This is creepy. Japanese is master of horror movie...John is kissing Sadako?

  • This must be what hell sounds like..

  • Awesome!!! I happen to be a huge fan of John and Yoko...I love their experimental records as much as his rock records. Life With The Lions remains the most intense sonic assault there is!!! I just got the new CD box set of Wedding Album...man was I happy. Only thing better is seeing how Yoko can still inspire such strong feelings from people who just don't 'get it.' Always good for a laugh.

  • o john....no......no.....NO!!!!

  • wow.

  • i think i died inside. i rephrase that. i died inside.

  • Yoko Ono is awful. Just awful.

  • wow John is pretty stealthy. watch as Yoko has a top on at the begining and at the end her boobs are showing...I dont think even she knows her boobs are showing. lol STEALTH

  • that's really funny xxxxLENNONxxxx, except I can't seem to spot them! At what xx:xx do you see them at? If it's right when he stroking her hair, I thinks thats just the other side of her hair making a funny shape...

  • i made it !!

    ive seen the whole audio/video file without skipping

  • thats a long time to wait for them to KISS. THE MUSIC IS SO ANNOYING.

  • yep! just the thing to get rid of stragglers at your houseparty.