Mr. Show: GloboChem

[devpd]

Can I just say how much I love the fact that someone had to make that Pit-Pat costume, and it received less than 10 seconds of airtime?

[utahjazz47]

@devpd I actually bought the costume on ebay from one of the shows producers for $250.....So it is alive and well and residing in Florida!!

[jdubya181]

help meee!

[22Honora697]

nice...

[WILilian920]

alright!!!

[screechmofo]

the best anti-ad thing i've ever seen.

[zSMuriel186]

me like it

[mcrhythm2]

Great show!

[UploadingNXT]

I remember this

[Clutnuckle]

the "No shit!" at 2:03 is one of the best deliveries in Mr. Show (and there are a fuckload of them)

[ODBs40oz]

It's fucking amazing how insightful these guys were, the world is way cruder..these motherfuckers

[AnotherRedditor]

26 people had a cock slapped out of their mouth.

[Launchpad05]

Take it from me, I love you.

[ryanrule2]

People, selling people, to people.

[kingyjulie]

I don't come to your work and slap the cock out of your mouth!

[MrHunt456]

Pit-Pat- I LOVE YOU TOO



[moccamonster]

[quote from video]

LOL

[hoboboxing]

Like this if you dont go to peoples work and slap the dick out of their mouth

[bennyhaha66]

A FAT FATTY PANTS!

[wizenhiemr]

Moo-ther! lol, I love Jay

[SkylerKanegi]

Holy crap, it's David Cross!

[mjgamerboy]

Is this on HBO or something?

[craimond513]

@mjgamerboy Was about 15 years ago.

[asinfonie]

Pit Pat the magical pansexual non-threatening spokesthing sez, "Take it from me, I LOVE YOU!"

[sillygoose544]

God dammit!

Shit.

Fuck.

ASS!

SHIT!

MOTHER!

COCK!

FUCK!

FUCKY FUCK FUCK!!!

[BiggidyBieds]

@sillygoose544 LoL I used to always yell this off the ski lift or anywhere else my voice carried

[theHoTBoXkid]

'Honey, where are all the bags?'

'In the bag hutch.'

'No shit!'

LOL HAHAHAHAHA

[SparkToast]

I dunno this cocksucker dragged me down here.

Just eat the fucking thing.

Fuck you. . . . . Hey, this little fuckers pretty tasty.

[kyndman007media]

Pit-Pat!

Mr. Show was so far ahead of their time...

[TMA2]

i will never be able to remove "a fat, fatheaded fatty pants. a fatso" from my brain as long as i live

thanks guys

[slaapkamers]

i think this sketch could've been influenced by the movie putney swope

[RochasMan702]

GOD DAMNIT!

[emilypostpunk]

No shit?

[Splifkin]

FUCKY FUCK FUCK

[BoKnowsBrains]

I remember setting the vcr to record this off of hbo then passing the tapes around at school.

[rpm2004]

@BoKnowsBrains The birth of viral videos

[brandydeshayzer]

Bob and David are hot in this one.

[DiatonicSoul]

25 stupid fucking idiots with no sense of humor

[OtisWild]

25 people are big fat fatty fats.

[BoloSteinhauser]

i was jus crying at work watching this. then after i turned it off because i was causing too much of a rukus i still couldnt stop laughing. fucking. classic

[hploveshack99]

take it from me. I love you.



[ZeldaDD]

Haha, I knew if I searched for "...and I love you!" I'd find this.

[suremike]

3:50 best line ever

[McflyMcMurderface]

Right after Bob says the dick line, Tom Kenny smiles and quickly covers his face lol.

[BungeeRooster]

2:32 is Tom Kenny the voice of SpongeBob

I think he's also the guy on the leftmost side of the desk!

[DiatonicSoul]

@BungeeRooster you think? it is Tom Kenny!

[hoopydu]

@DiatonicSoul Hey its SpongeBob.

[SarahPsyche8907]

My favorite line from this sketch: "But what happened to Grandma Betsy? She looks like a man. She IS a man!"

[xhyio]

25 dislikes? I think they mean 24.

[AustinValley]

@xhyio 24's the highest number... forget about it!

[jebsievers]

@xhyio Hot.

[foxxyloxx]

25 dislikes?! I guess 25 people got the dicks slapped out of their mouths while at work.

[gint518]

holds up to 12 bags!

No shit!

[ilbrantdai]

WHY DO THEY CANCEL THE BEST SHOWS?! Americans are generally fucking retarded.

[PrankZabba]

i need a BAG HUTCH

[zbapoc]

One of the best skits ever, this never gets old

[AttackMyAss]

Brian Posehn is so big, he's fuckin' great.

[MelbaToast454]

Im gonna be zombie pitpat for halloween

[jorts900]

I can't believe how much I have laughed at this. I have watched this so many times, and still laugh.

[JazzlasterBoris]

Dear GloboChem,

I think your new spokesthing Pit-Pat is offensive and unappealing. Please send me as many free products as possible.

[smarfling]

toldja fucken ayss! kills me every time.

[bbstingray]

fuckity fuck fuck

[stevus85]

@bbstingray Goddammit. Shit. Fuck. Ass. Shit! Mother! Cock! Fuck. Fuckity Fuck Fuck. That's the best part of the skit. I mean, the "commercial" doesn't represent any product or service, it's just totally random.

[bbstingray]

@stevus85 I like "I dont come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth."

[mee11mee]

Its fuckin GREAT XD

[punpunmunmun]

25 ppl dont know intellectual humor AT ALL.

[MoeJillionaire]

It's so weird hearing, "Where do you think we'll be in the year 2000?"

[Vertigo688]

The way he says "...no shit!" is priceless.

[parallelogramammoth]

Classic Mr Show. Unfortunately it contains john ennis AND tom kenny, two of the lamest, most unfunny performers ever. Ennis over acts in every scene, he hams it up deluxe, and tom kenny is just a douche bag, god damn he pisses me off. They shoulda fired those assholes.

[zammer997]

@parallelogramammoth you have have no sense in comedy then.

[cryjesuscry]

@parallelogramammoth I have been watching this show for years and wanted to get pissed off at you for this but I suddenly realized how right you are goddamn

[ThisLittleBlackBook]

what about the swearing?

[rockbox73]

this cocksucker dragged me down here... i dont know

[gunnare123]

@rockbox73" just eat the fucking thing" "fuck you asshole!"

[EuchridEucrow1]

@rockbox73

Fuck you...just eat the fucking thing

[hoopydu]

@EuchridEucrow1 Bob's look at the screen at 2:42 is classic.

[TMA2]

@hoopydu seeing that expression is the reason i have eyes

[AttackMyAss]

It's so big.. IT'S FUCKIN' GREAT.

[cepson]

In the Seinfeld finale, Jerry Seinfeld responds to a heckler in prison saying "I don't come down to where you work and knock the license plate out of your hand". Is Seinfeld paying homage to this skit? Or is this some sort of standard comeback to hecklers?

[AttackMyAss]

@cepson It's quite a common setup.

[clergymen19]

@cepson Standard comeback.

[Blackrzr83]

lol unexpected end ! <3

[asphyXxXia]

If Kassem G likes it, it must be good

[zillo15]

fuck this mother fuckers tasty XD

[MrSkoringo]

Take it from me! I love you!!!

[drzignot]

I love you Pit Pat!

[drzignot]

Honey! Where are all the bags! In the bad hutch! NO SHIT!

[xXxthat1boyxXx]

Well what about grandma Betsy she looks like a man

SHE IS A MAN

[newkillergenius]

Looks like 25 is the highest number now.

[jebsievers]

@newkillergenius Ha!

[babiesonthesun1]

she IS a man!

[boinky333]

A FATSO!

[hellboymaine]

ah this cocksucker dragged me down here .. i dunno... 

[jebsievers]

Anybody here is automatically my friend.

[TheLegitMan93]

TAKE IT FROM ME, I LOVE YOU

[drfitnessnow]

This lil' fucker's tasty!

[JohnFordDanceTroupe]

Ding Dong Burgers are fucking amazing. Fuck Fairsley Burgers - fuckin' Ding Dong Burgers and GloboChem are fucking awesome.

[Tessou]

It's so big, it's fuckin' great! Love this bit.

[JosephLee411]

@3:17 is the best part.

[kill69x1]

we need a mr show movie

[soundcheck127]

@kill69x1 They made one called "Run, Ronnie, Run" but to be honest it kinda sucked.

[TheRAMBO5000ish]

@soundcheck127 run ronnie run is more funny everytime i watch it...

[DANACABANA]

@kill69x1  run ronnie run

[Arcades01]

Lol

"my grandfather started this business with one rickety, leaky, hand crafted slave ship, and a simple motto:people selling people to people, so don't tell me I'm fat.

[shade1978x]

Man, I wish that the cast get back together and do some new Mr. Show episodes, but they're all in movies or other TV shows now.

[mathbot1k]

@2:47: David's real sideburns under his fake sideburns.

[Paralellolax]

Honey, where are all the bags? In the bag hutch. No shit

[denver97ghost]

best show ever in the history of the world...

[DemonWarp65]

They should hire these guys to fix up BP.

[TwilightCodex]

"Mother... COCK!"

[idratherbebowling]

Jay is fucking great! I'm still laughing as I type.

On the other hand:

janeane garofalo has turned into such a depressing, diluted cunt. Sad, really.

[Kathryndaniele]

She IS a man!

[Aphasia17]

fuuhck this little motherfucker's crazy

[thefortysixand2]

"It's SO big! It's fucking great!"

[MelbaToast454]

ahahahahahhah!!!

[KrunchyGoodness]

best thing ever

[Fry1077]

fatty pants

[grendelee]

So thats how Little Big Planet was made...

[TomKennyIsLovely]

"Help me!"

This and The Story of Everest are my favourite Mr Show sketches.

[hushfirefly]

"Take it from me, I love you!"

I have all seasons on dvd and they regulary stay in my player. Unfortunately not many people in Oz know about this show. I've met one fan in rl so far :'(

[StephenWWhalen]

It's so big, It's fuckin' great!

[hellyeson710]

Is that Phil Hartman at 2:22?

[dismo77]

FUCKY FUCK FUCK!

[peteypete1984]

its fuckin awseommmmmmmmmm lol the bun is burned 2 shit

[electroscheme]

i love the look on Tom's face when he says "I can feed the whole family for under twenty dollars"

[acrobaticaromatic]

Man the actors are all so fucking good. There's not a weak link anywhere in this show.

[gestfromslapmagazine]

people need to use the audio transcriber for this video, the attempts at subtitles are hilarious. i always thought bob said "just eat the fuckin thing" but apparently, according to the text, he actually said "THE CLINTON PLAN"

oh yeah, and this is one of the best mr show skits

[Zaxxon2008]

My grandfather started this company with one single, rickity, leaky, hand=crafted slave ship with one simple motto - People Selling People to People

[bacase1]

It's so big...it's fuckin great! lol love this skit

[meltdownup]

She IS a man!!

[PaulDenton14]

ASS!

[Blackboilingrobotoil]

Fuck!

[mr3data]

"pan-sexual" ahahaha

[magnieto831]

That commercial for Techcorp Systems (with Jay just swearing) is awesome.

[ArtMaddox]

man I wish they still had a show like this with all those great comedians. I love the cast of Mr. Show.

[bluehairspaz]

that slap the dick out of your mouth joke is one of the best of all time.

[RozzDarkly]

"a magical pan-sexual non-threatening spokesthing!"

[rollo131]

I've seen this sketch cause at least three people to almost have a seizure from laughing so hard. Or as David Cross would say, they laughed so hard they literally shit their pants

[Redfoot208]

Ennis' "No shit" was perfect

[iscream22]

I love Mr Show, fn brilliant hilarious show and the sketches are still relevant. Monty Python and Kids in the hall are great too but mr show will always be my fave

[bluehairspaz]

i agree. someone who knew i liked mr. show tried to get me to watch the upright citizens brigade and it occurred to me that they had no idea of what is good or crap.

[KimchiAndChickenInLA]

had me at "bag hutch"...brilliant

[dinosaurjr86]

" look lady, i dont come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth"

[whoandtheha]

HELP me.

[aussersein]

fake.

[jimjimjimjim1234]

SHIT..........FUCK.....GOD....­..

[agadez100]

another great piece, thanks

[jmpiork]

"Look lady, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth"

[Huhuhuuu]

is that brian posehn at 2:20 ?

[zacbrain]

@Huhuhuuu yeah dude, hes in some of the other skits too, youtube titanica

[zacbrain]

@Huhuhuuu oops, meant titannica*

[tonyinthe602]

Guy 1. - This coksucker draged me down here, I don't know...HAHA. Guy 2. - Just eat the fuckin' thing. Guy 1. - Fuck you asshole. Guy 1. again - Fuck, This motherfucker is tasty. Guy 2. - Told your fuckin' ass.

[aussersein]

fake.

[ghostwhiskey]

"jay,did you eat a fart?"

[FrancesTheTool]

When I first saw Jay's "Gooood-damnit. Shit. Fuck." little skit I laughed so hard I cracked 5 ribs

[bloodyrose1985]

@FrancesTheTool me too! i almost peed my pants laughing so hard

[blacksabbathgnr098]

so don't tell me that I'm fat! hahha

[xxxIzekeIxxx]

just eat the fuckin thing...

[RozzDarkly]

best. show. ever.

[japanrican1969]

Most fucking awesome show ever!! Miss Mr. Show : (

[aguantemustaine]

fuckin' fuck fuck!!

[avoidantconsumer]

jay shouting "ASS" out of the window - one of the highlights of the 90's for me

[livardo]

If Globochem has 1945 products and they make 83 products a minute, the company has only been around for 23 minutes! That's some high rate growth right there!

[septentrionale]

"Where are all the bags?"

"In the bag hutch."

"No shit!"

[TomKennyIsLovely]

I think this, and the Borden Grote sketch are the funniest on Mr Show!

'It's so big, it's fuckin' great!'

[BNxTACTICZ]

oh shit doug benson stole one of these jokes and used it in his last stand-up cd

plagarisin motherfucker

[StanSitwell]

@BNxTACTICZ what joke did he steal? "greedy fat, fat headed, fatty pants, a fatso"?

[BNxTACTICZ]

"i don't come down to burger king and knock the dicks outta your mouth"

[chrisdgronbach]

This is easily one of the top 5 skits from Mr. Show.

[mhirtes12]

Watch out for the new PIllsbury Dough Boy balloon at this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. You're gonna fucking shit!

[bellonkg]

Fuucck This mutherfuckers tasty.