10. War of the Gargantuas - Monster Madness "Camp Cult" - Cinemassacre.com

[0458FEO]

these two raunchy melt brothers are all over the states,all swollen with pimples and bowl haircuts,look around,u will see one tommorow for sure.

[GreatGarloo]

Yeah. That song sucks and it's a cringe worthy moment but you know what isn't? When the evil, green gargantua eats people at the airport and spits out their clothes!

Awesome and a sequel to Frankenstein Conquers the World!

[GoblinXXX]

The funny thing is, "gargantuan" refers to a giant named Gargantua,from a 16th century French novel-- It started out as a proper name to begin with!

[0458FEO]

alot of hispanic uncles look like this,you know u have one out their. and they are the are the favorite ones to hang out with,u know what i mean ,agree?

[kvkop]

I love how the monster stops the octopus from destroying the ship.....and then destroys it himself!! Classsic!

[theawesome]

@kvkop Agreed! I remember watching this movie without know wing which was the good guy going in and thinking "Ah, so it's the green one... good save there Gar- HOLY SHIT!" LOVE THIS FLICK.

[OfThisNot]

I think james is upset that she does not have him stuck in her mouth and so-on.

[J5MARLON]

Cute I watch this review and then Brad Pitt made reference as his first movie experience. Just as good I would have said Ghostbusters.

[pfliegaphonic]

I like Brad Pitt a lot more now... you gotta be cool to cite this as your great artistic inspiration.

[itsabig]

yah, i saw Pitt's reference to this movie, and i too watched it at a matinee when i was 13......does that mean Angelina might, i mean could she, i mean he and i have something in common right?......it was a pretty cool movie for it's genre.

[mallrats4000]

The first movie Brad Pitt ever watched.

[dragonvacillation]

only reason i know about this movie is from brad pitt

[thegroove14]

brad pitt saw this movie

[tha1sorrow]

I totally respect james for having and watching so many awful movies. I would even watch a single one of them. His 3-5 min. reviews are more entertaining than the whole movie itself.

[TheAssassin0099]

Who won?

[LamangoKaijura]

@TheAssassin0099

They both die.

[sounderskid]

Skulldini u are such a faggot

[Skulldini]

You stated that "theres ALOT of bullshit to sit through" yet only identify the female lounge singer ( or "bannana wearing bitch" to use your phrase ) as such who's only in one scene lasting like 3 minutes. So then, WHAT els in this movie besides THAT got on your nerves ?

[Skulldini]

Another thing, that this reviewer doesn't mention, is that the monsters in this flick are more humanoid ( as oposed to being a giant lizard like Godzilla ) which, I think, is another reason they don't look as phony and ridiculous as usual .

[JTISREBORN]

"Ehh you want this Banana wearing bitch to shut the fuck up." That was my reaction to that scene.

[eric4williams8power]

To TOHO please redo and make an update of THE WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS PLEASE !!!

[SuperTestfreak]

gargantuas rule the toho world

[SUPERSS90]

Love TOHO..

[TheTinman1996]

That poodle monster in the intro of this episode of monster madness, what is it from?

[angileek42]

@TheTinman1996 The Boneyard

[mudcatGS86]

In the end it still delivers the goods.

[starboomer11]

The SHIIIIIIITTTT gets stuck in my throat!

[doom7ish]

Was that gomora's roar.

[glados360]

The gargantuas killed 4:03

[sparticus214]

thats a kraken no a octapuss

[Teriyaki00]

James, You forgot to say "Ass" between Hairy & Giants. It's will be hilarious.

BTW, the "banana wearing bitch", is Kipp Hamilton.

[Teriyaki00]

I don't which was the worst song. "Stuck in my throat" or King Caesar's theme.

[psychoshaneo]

That lounge singer reminds me of the bitch from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom....INNNDDDYYYYY!!!

[PhilTravisano]

That was one great summary and review! I love the narrator's use of the phrases "flips his shit" and "sit through a lot of bullshit." Really spices things up.

[oldschoolbx1970]

I have this under Furankenshutain no Kaiju: Sanda Tai Gaira.

[NodDisciple1]

WTF was that mutant poodle at the very beginning!?!?!? X_x

[Killerthewolfdog]

@NodDisciple1 I think it's from the movie "The Boneyard"

I could be wrong XD

[bigres23]

Um...was the monster at the beginning a giant poodle. 

[KurtKokaine1]

@Ilive2lovepie flagged for spam, ya moron.

[Ilive2lovepie]

@KurtKokaine1 ur a moron

[Dolf9271986]

That chick's mullet disturbs me greatly.

[Pixelrelated]

The action does look a lot more fluid.

[gman144448]

Who was that fucking kid in the beginning!!!!

[luigijones99]

whats the movie at 0:01

[TheJudgesyrus]

this movie was referanced in an episod of "scooby-doo monster inc." they even had the song (with the bitch singing) played on a radio station and they had a green and a red monster conflict. all the episode might be based on old monster flicks.

[ultimatesharpzilla]

THE BROWN MONSTER IS CALLED BIGFOOT GHIRAH! WHAT THE HECK!

[FlyingFocs]

@ultimatesharpzilla No, the brown (sandy?) is Sanda, and the green is Gaira.

I know what you're talking about, though. The enlgish dub of Godzilla X MechaGodzilla, right?

[Vercingetorix66]

u know whats weird this was my first toho monster movie and man i fell in love with it one of my favorite monster movies of all time lol

[untunedguitar45]

Apparently "gargantuan" IS a real word, it used to mean large quantity of food (gargantuan meal, gargantuan appetite) but now seems to be another generic term for colossal or massive

[DannoOMG]

Probably my favorite Toho Monster movie.

[903harman]

i'll beat your shit!

[julanderjason]

I was gonna comment till the words got stuck in my throat?

[CrushingC10996WM]

he should do dialog for the monsters

[CrushingC10996WM]

now what we need is Godzilla vs. the Gargantuas

[MonkeySharkPro]

@CrushingC10996WM There was a plan for it, but it got canceled.

[CrushingC10996WM]

@MonkeySharkPro well thats bullshit

[xRedEyesJounouchix]

I love Japanese monster movies <33

[ShifterChaos95]

Go movie bob... I mean James!

[Bryer17]

The words aren't the only thing in her throat

[awesomedude252525]

the new scooby doo show took this movie! stupid new generation scooby doo show

[TonyKnockOff]

2:08

Awwwww why'd they have to interrupt their gay incest?

[oscarbigo41]

i kinda watch cartoons sometimes and that new scooby doo show took this movie same song same same almost everything

[domemovies11]

what was the name of the movie at the very begining with the killer poddle

[sibirianhusky88]

@domemovies11 it's called the boneyard

[staphinfection]

"Words" aren't the only thing stuck in that banana-wearing bitch's throat.

[Rubberman202]

@staphinfection I WISH the words or SOMETHING was stuck in her throat, so we wouldn't have to hear her sing!

[LFixxxer]

BAAAM!! Bastard! xD

[ganonforce]

so he does not like that his brother has being killing humans so he goes to war killing more? LOL

[thepacman2]

DAH WOOOOORDS Git stuk in my Throat. My god, I've never cheered for a monster to kill a woman before.

Wait a second. You see the monster rip a tree out of the ground in one scene, but in another he picks up a boat and tosses it. In comparison. that's a big frickin boat!!!

[gonzo191]

2:50 Brown: Brother...

2:53 Black: Yeah, what

2:57 Brown: You've been eating my humans havent you?

2:59 Brown: (Rips tree from ground) ANSWER ME BROTHER!!!

3:04 Black: (Smirks) Yeh they were delicious

3:06 Brown: (Smashes tree into Black) YOU GREEDY MOTHER F@#KER!!

3:08 Black: WTF!!!!!!

[Atrus2225]

Whenever you say Touhou, i always think of the bullet hell game series. But i definetly seen that logo, It was at the beginning of Forbidden Siren, a great Japanese horror movie. Unfortunately Forbidden siren wasn't released in English.

[Schwaltzvald]

@Atrus2225 In regards to the bullet hell games, the proper name to refer to them are "Touhou Project", "TOHO Project" & "Project Shrine Maiden" where as "TOHO Cinema" refers to the monster flicks.

Love both the games and movies.

As for the Forbidden Siren movie, from the unofficial subtitles and from others who've watched it, they've told me it was pretty terrible. Probably playing the PS2 games first sort of ruined their experience I guess?

[1022wil]

ill bet that's not all that gets stuck in her throat

[gmanleader0]

I wish the words really would get stuck in her throat :\

[ClaylandStudios]

What is this Half Life?

[JeXsXsXe]

I watched in on netflix streaming, mostly fast forwarding to the fights scenes.

I like monster movies, but I usually have to skip the dialogue....same w/ kung-fu movies.

[RainbowRubberDucks]

BIG LIPPED ALIGATOR MOMENT AT 1.15

[YomeyamoJuancho]

so.....who won???? brown or black?

[Chayden90]

banana wearin bitch.

[Lee78072]

What goes down her throat??? Gargantuas big C...k???

[johnnyrockerfella]

i wish the words would get stuck in her throat..

[theRealChuck92]

Id love to see you review some of the other toho non-godzilla special effects films

[SonyFanBoy13]

Don't know if any other viewers visit escapist, but Movie bob recently did an episode on this as well.

[SombreroKing100]

OH WOW

i just noticed

in the first Half Lifes

there is an enemy called a gargantua

[kiko1544463]

Actors? YOU LIE THOSE ARE MONSTERS!

[jaredultimatum]

I watched this movie over and over...It's really great. I even watched it with a guy who never watched a giant monster movie before and he liked it. Also the scene at 1:20 is on Godzilla: Final Wars. I hope thats right.

[baranguirus]

I wish she would have gotten stuck in Gaira's throat!

[baranguirus]

I got fucking pissed Gaira didn't eat that lousy singer! Damn military!

[mitzibishi]

the special effects for this back then probs look as good as most of the CGI special effetcs from most movies ive seen now. some CGI looks downright awfull and James will probs be goofing on it 20 years from now

[leightonhs]

@mitzibishi too true man

[HedgehogStudios1]

MASER- microwave amplification stimulated by the emission of radiation. They used them before LASERs were invented.

[TEEN1DOL]

banana wearing bitch

[metrostationhottieXD]

scooby doo is gay

[Nic33rd]

Shit, this looks.... AWESOME!

[Sk8ter98ter]

it's like all movies horrible in the start good in the end

[LoboFan1000]

I loved this movie when I was like 6 years old. Lol I cant belive I took this seriously back then

[bamidon84]

I watched this movie about 50 times as a child.

[MrAbruza]

OMG its like x-men origins

[Tomanistanumerouno]

2:44

"No"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[0111Daniel]

Sick movie man! I must watch it one day!

[dattebenforcer]

did you know? "gargantuan" comes from a character "Gargantua" from a Middle Ages book (titled Gargantua). Gargantua is a giant, thus the adjective.

[TheRidl3r]

i dont understand what they saying(?)?

[pray4darknez666]

I cant describe this movie because.....MY WOOOOORDS get stuck on my throat! lol

[lnterp0L]

Fuck yeah, I have this one.

[nonh1]

Of course "gargantuan" is a real word. Its an adjective related to the giant Gargantua, from the novel of Rabelais.

[kaidar12]

@nonh1 He meant "Gargantua" isn't a real word.

[nonh1]

@kaidar12 Well, Gargantua is the name of the giant from the novel, so it also is a real word. (Unless we don't consider proper names to be real words, but that would be a too long discussion for this place)

[omgrainbow1]

I couldnt imagine wasting time on this crap

[GreenBlockland]

I wonder what James' reaction was when he found out about Godzilla 2012.

[TheJackRapper2]

her song is stuck in my mind........

[beastquest911]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[MassimoPiai]

gargantua IS a real word!

watch?v=hoOYEndrlxQ

[TheLegitDex]

Japan lost WWII cause off of the monsters wrecking stuff up

[Kirbyguy12345]

This movie was made by the same guys who made godzilla :D

[Xzen808]

Thanks for the video!

[Rubberman202]

MovieBob did a review on this movie, too. It goes more into the history behind this movie, and mentions why the good Gargantua likes humans.

[thetan63]

2:57 "Prepare to die, you bitch!"

"Shut up!"

[kklgnmgkg]

who is the dog like monster at the very beginning of the video? anyone have an answer

[mothman1997]

@kklgnmgkg its called the bone yard but the dog isnt in the movie until the very end

[adamhaye]

17 People had the words get stuck in their throat.

[hydracordreas]

@NickonAquaMangna2 yeah I do remember seeing that episode that was really related!

[NickonAquaMagna2]

Oh man... I recently saw an episode of Scooby Doo Myster Inc that references this movie CONSTANTLY! They even have someone sing that ridiculous song! XD

[Martin126X]

@NickonAquaMagna2 Yeah, Scooby Doo is fucking awesome.

[beybladebattler9991]

@NickonAquaMagna2 Yea,I remember that one!That was the zombie brother one right?

[Summoner7]

@NickonAquaMagna2 I couldn't stand that episode, The first thing you hear on the episode is that song.....

:'( lol

[rancorslayer184]

@NickonAquaMagna2 what episode?

[NickonAquaMagna2]

@rancorslayer184 "Humononauts", I think?

[Patadude100]

@NickonAquaMagna2 Do you have a link? >.>

[NickonAquaMagna2]

@Patadude100 Nope, sorry.

[Zuggaron]

@NickonAquaMagna2 wich episode :|?

[NickonAquaMagna2]

@Zuggaron Something something "Humongonauts". I dunno which one, I just remember seeing it.

[mongobongo778]

MovieBob did it better.

[1337BananaL33TVostok]

toehoe!

[Supervillain725]

How is it the Japanese could always come up w/some sort of "Super weapon" top defeat the monster, but they still lost WW2?

[MrHossCartwright]

How does James Rolfe know about all this crap?

[pweeloks1]

I liked it..

[GameKeeper28]

I want to hear that giant octopus's back-story.

[xbufuhunterx]

@GameKeeper28 loool

[zeerus7]

@GameKeeper28 Google that

The Big Picture: Frankenstein Conquers the World

[Rubberman202]

@GameKeeper28 Supposedly, the giant octopus was going to be used at the end of Frankenstein Conquers the World, where it would drag Frankenstein out to see.

[NathanLStanfield]

@GameKeeper28 it was in the movie Frankenstein concurs the world

[NathanLStanfield]

@GameKeeper28 thats all I Know about him

[NathanLStanfield]

@GameKeeper28 but it was a special ending there are two endings to the movie one where an earthquake swallows Frankenstein and another where that octopus appears out of no where and drags him to the see 

[spacemanisaac]

@GameKeeper28 SPOILER ALERT!

In the Alternate Frankenstein vs Baragon ending, after Frank defeats Baragon, the octopus, known to Toho as Oodako, comes right the fuck out of no where and drags Frankenstein into the ocean.

Just look up the alternate ending, its on Youtube.

[cyclo1224]

@GameKeeper28 I know it could be like a octopus meets girl. octopus falls in love with girl...girl falls in love with octopuses roomate blaaaaaaaaa...you know the stuff that sells lolol

[MrMcBomber]

@GameKeeper28 His name is Jammason O'Riley. He was born on October 25th 1881. he was married 14 times, fathering 123542 children. He died on April 2nd, 1994. His last wife took her life 9 years later at gun point

[KingZolem]

@GameKeeper28 That's from the alternate ending of the movie that this is the squeal of, Frankenstein Conquers the World.

[TRKizm]

The leader of the Jets(Westside story) @ 1:27

[ElderGrogh]

If you like this you will like my B-rated Hack Slash cartoon! &&& THE FEATURE VIDEO HAS A BONUS XRATED TINKER BELL FOOK SCENE THAT I CAN GIVE YOU A LINK TO WATCH OR DOWNLOAD!

[zombguy56]

American acto rRuss Tramblyn went from West Side Story to this movie in only a matter of years. I remember this flick from my childhood, they just don't make them like this anymore.

[UnaSolida]

Holy Hell!!! I had no idea anyone else even knew about this movie :O

[OrionDenali]

@UnaSolida Yep! I actually saw this movie at the local theater when it first came out YEARS AGO when I was a kid.

[UnaSolida]

@OrionDenali wow my mom bought it for me when I was a wee lad on VHS I wore the tape out from watching it so much. lol

[wiredsnowman]

Whoa, that poodle monster in the intro freaked the shit out of me! what movie is that from?

[MBlueFlame]

eh i think they went over that in this one video of going through mike's movie collection or something

[Kingolimar354]

wow i remember a scooby doo version of this