How to get a Girlfriend in Highschool or College or in a bar - KISSING

[mrchau44]

How to get a girlfriend

1. Be buff

2. Be emo

3. Win in a fight

4. Eat waffles

[hooty408]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..­..... that is all...

[gummitoffla]

hahaha how in hell do u know?!

[ToughSerb147]

how to get a girl

-fight

-muscles

-money

done.

[BronzeApples]

You have beautiful eyes = Most used pick up line, shows sexual intrest

[StevexOwnz]

Imagine that girl you hit on saw this on youtube?

she be like wtf? I was fooled! haha

[KLANProdution]

Your pussy whipped

[swatford98]

How to get a girlfriend in high school- have a car. A nice car.

[yuriiipider]

@swatford98 Hmmm I use a van.

[alehax27]

damn, what a boss.

[fireking311]

way to be a prick

[Ivyelno]

Okay dude ...keep telling you're self that

[BTRMJ2000]

was it a cocktail bar?

[JiroProject]

YOU FAIL! you got lucky you liked a girl that like getting around. CMON MAN!!! title should be "how to pick up dumb girls"

1. to be different, tell them they have beautiful eyes? everyone else did that too.

2. dont be a cock blocker

3. asking where she lives and small talk is smooth talking, haha

4. dont ever give a girl your number. be a man and get theirs.

5. rose thing is lame and corny (creepy way)

6. writing a note adds an extra fail (creepy)

7. she'll cheap b4 the rose dies

[DuckAndDodge05]

@JiroProject You're probably single, aren't you..

[CBasie2856]

@JiroProject

What are some things cool people say to pick up girls? Do you have any ideas?

I am tired of hearing the same boring old unoriginal lines that no girl wants to hear like "Hello", "How are you doing" "What up?"

These lines start off by creating no attraction what so ever.

[gym2594]

the guy a pimp lol

[locomoco2012]

this guy sucks

[SaltySangster]

Don't listen to this fag, he prolly got a date last night from an al right looking girl and now he thinks he's a pro so he went home and made a video.

[adler5020]

You are clearly good at smooth talking... (sarcasm intended) 

[Choloz22]

good stuff man thanks



[romez94]

ok, thanks for nothing

[coolguy1672]

Cool story bro.

[xshootertilidie]

I've been single 4 4 years and loving it.xD

[josecoby12]

Im a junior in high school..and im 16 years old..i ve been single since my freshmen year. i know this video will change my life....i hope??

[EPICAmericanZombie]

heeheehee i dont know what to say XD

[makemesmile857]

dud this is not working haha an never will work :l

[115alireza]

I love this video cuz I got a really hot girl almost the same way !!!!!!

Ur awesome man !

[hectecolo0ogick]

all you gota do is be gay think about women change in front of you and you come out with im not gay and she goes yeah i know im like what? she says how eles do you think my parents would let you in my room then pow stick it raw dog slap her titties around bang that butthole like if it was going out of style ya dig ho lol

[vsallbutme]

i justed wipe it out and bang shes sucking me off ........then i wake up lol

[ipwn3r123]

How to get a girlfriend:

have alots of money.

Done.

[besterich277]

@ipwn3r123 *fix* How to get a girlfriend: Earn lots and lots of money, get an amazing house, an amazing car, and that stuff.

Done.

[ipwn3r123]

@besterich277 umm, if u have alots of money, u can buy anything in the world..... so no need to put a house and a car.....

[MrDNAcinema]

@ipwn3r123 well it does work for me... =(

[ipwn3r123]

@MrDNAcinema not every girl likes money, so yeah good luck bro

[sdmh900tj]

@ipwn3r123 not true i have money and thats not what they are looking for unless shes money hungry

[InkMakesArt]

@ipwn3r123 waitt... u looking for a girlfriend or sex? LOL

[SCWC96]

that would never work in high school

[Techstr]

39 people are gay.

[mastaroni6]

24thebasketball easy a bit of natruality coming in if its your best friend do this get a well known girl tell that your best friends boyfriend loves that person and the girl is gone ask make your best friend next to him and be there and say to your best friend aint you the lad that was making out the over day with that girl then oops sorry my big mouth and she dumps him and shes all yours el barto

[theJawan1]

Buh Yu Need GUTS to do that!

[thrasherpunk28]

i wonder if shes watching this

[camdog124]

Dude in middle school i could get all the girls in my class. but now in high school i feel small. so many people. and to make thing worst this Hot girl sits next to me. she got these light brown eyes and they scare me lol

[NightAn93l]

@camdog124 Dude I know how you feel but you have to suck it up, be confident, and be ready to accept rejection. Although I tend to go for shy girls whitch are very tough to get but I have gone out with the most popular girl in my school and a lot of people asked her why and she said that i was the only guy who went up to here and just asked her out.

[camdog124]

@NightAn93l Yea now its the 2nd week i got my mojo back lol i talk to her. Her eyes are so pretty and she likes me which is a good thing :D. because all the other boys like her haha. Now i feel normal i can talk to girls again yea i blush sometimes but they seem to like it lol

[NightAn93l]

@camdog124 lol good job dude.

[camdog124]

@NightAn93l But her eyes still scare me i told her lol

[KrustynailsVideo]

She wasn't at a podium, she was at a Lectern. Get it right!

[stereoskater01]

im sure that gap in your mouth helpls alot

[rangerxx345]

gf stealer

[xcaliberkilla]

@ToxicExplosion054 tsk pathetic u low life addict GET A LIFE

[mrbbartok]

this is a fake story. look at his other videos, he just does affiliate marketing

[Bannito1234]

y would yuh guys take advice frum dis guy like really my grandpa gets more pussy den him in a day den in dis guys lifetime!!!xD

[Backfromthehole]

Thanx :)

[BPRX]

is that book the bible(book of love)

[BPRX]

where is she now haha

[omglaoura]

im a girl and im waching this :P

[eog310]

i have an 8 inch dick and im not black.... is that impresive? (:

[TheAnnag007]

i think all you said (well,not all of it,some parts) is a lie. am i right?

[JoshuaBrown713]

Nice video dude! :)

[conday1990]

wow, kind of douchey isn't it? stole some guys chick by pulling out the most cliche queer moves.

[lilsm1th]

.....soooooooo you stole someone girl?.

smooth..

[TheGuideToLove]

Your a fking boss !! you remind me of my self :P

[niknakdunber]

How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. how to impress a guy: show up naked, bring beer.

[FIXUP92]

@niknakdunber lol!!! nice :P

[cobijo100]

i have no luck i was in love with someone for three years that led me on and it sucked but hey love isnt for everyone.

[labonneruerouge]

Seriously... Buy her food. It's what all us girls want. Food.

[OhmgeelEdge]

The girl i like is to scared to date me because she is my best friend..

[tatica822]

awww hahaha boys. gotta love them!

[MrKillhard]

What should I do if she did have a boy friend dude and she tell her boy friend and get my but dude that can happen that why im scared to ask girls out it better when you meet them in a chat line or cousin helping me out in my mom side and I kinda have one she outta state I hate that but yeah or I get to know them while im in college in class room

[GBAPCLAN]

"alot of guys were asking for her phone number everyday"

prostitute?

[chertseyboi]

how do i get my best friend to notice that the only guy who will treat her right is me, she comes crying to me all the time her relationships go wrong n i look after her everytime.. ive done this for 4 years, i dont wanna see her suffer anymore n i wanna treat her good, how do i get her 2 notice me in that way??

[parsleysprigs]

Dude this is seriously the only advise I've seen anywhere that seems like it would work, the rest of the idiots are like be yourself be confident. Yeah Ok, If your too confident than you seem like a conceited douche, there's really no tip on how to get all that shit perfect you need slick moves to keep things discreet in public because girls won't openly hook up with you in public because they don't want to look like sluts even though they are.

[dem0slyr]

i like this girl at my skool alot,last summer we talked like evryday,now its like she dont know me anymore:( idk wat to do,shes pretty to

[Metules]

What a player with class!

[44Italia44]

I hate when ugly girls try to talk to you, Jesus, I always just begin to walk away or make one word responses

[TMETchicagoFaN]

@44Italia44 i just dont reply lol

[3xtr3m3r4ng3er]

WOW 88,556 PEOPLE ARE LOOSERS!! oh.. wait a minute.

[jbsongs100]

thx it works

[SoulKilla187]

those teenage love movies where the dude magically gets the girl cuz of bullshit gets to me sometimes... it doesnt go anything like that. atleast not for me. i suck at life.

[logan78900]

i like bugers and sex what dating advice do you have for me

[MrSrBighead]

can I just get some nice bicepts and a chest and im good to go? I already got a clean face and im not fat or skinny im like normal not filled of fat but of meat....I good to go I just need to ask that girl..

[wa98273]

Gay. Spam.

[xVaaderV7]

your all saddos i alredy have a girlfriend and i have since i was 11 now im 16 shes called isabelle shes well sexy

[xVaaderV7]

your all saddos i alredy have a girlfriend and i have since i was 11 now im 16 

[silverfinder34]

@xVaaderV7 congradafuckalations what a hot shot. we all bow down.

[indolivion]

sucks cause all the girls at the icerink like me but none do at actual school :/

[jasohavents]

I used peanut butter and a gaint mousetrap XD

nah I just asked and got a date went on a few more so I worked up the rans still going on. It also helped we where decent friends

[troy7120]

dont click the link!!! its a bullshit commercial trying to sell you a 70 dollar dating guide. plus the commercial goes for like 15 minutes its wasted time you wont get back.

[ConsumerResource]

thanks for the comments guys, i know it can be frustrating when she already has a boyfriend. But regardless of that, it doesn't hurt to at least meet or interact with the girl. It may be a good idea to ask for her number just as a friend.

[totoloveful]

@ConsumerResource fat gurlz r cute homiee

[HaruKiyoshi643]

@ConsumerResource damn the girl i like has a boyfriend and the big problem is the guy is my frend TT__TT wth shud i do

[GuruGaming98]

@ConsumerResource Good idea in case they break with their current boyfriend for no reason

[24TheBasketball]

@ConsumerResource Legit, the girl I like is my bestfriend, but she has a boyfriend. How is this shit suppose to happen? Any advice?

[lazarus1995]

"kinda pulled her away from her boyfriend" you sound like a premium dickhead...

[jeslautolgia]

well can you make a video how not to look like a fatass plz......lol

[noelleburkewilson]

Amazing cheerleading fail!!!

youtube 'dot' com/watch?v=6aloIcuNpvE

[ryan12345651]

haha fatty

[ShotgunMOFOFilms]

...NICE

[hassanlamborghini]

the link doesnt work!!:(

[dracula19148914]

oooookay so thats how i get a gf @ the bar!! Cool vIdeo man ;)

[EPiiCLuKE]

REJECT!!

[Volatilebreather]

All the hot girls love me :D my life is perfect

[premierepictures01]

@Volatilebreather Boost

[metalwaffle94]

@Volatilebreather well rnt u lucky.....all the ugly fat ones like me

[LonelyIsland95]

@metalwaffle94 All the fat and ugy girls like me too lol :( I want to get some HOT girls no FATS ONES!

[MrThebest2050]

wow i have a perfect body . . bt i still dnt get a gf!!

[seanp013]

im 14 and this girl i have been talking to is hot as fuck, yesterday i asked her to the movies and like you said gave her my number and didnt ask for hers. she hasnt called or texted me at all and i dont want to get stood up. what should i do???

[lister253]

OMG IM LONELY IN GRADE 6 :'( NOONE WILL DANCE WITH ME! IM CHUBBY AND I HAVE MAN BOOBIES :( MY PREINIS IS 3 INCHES! IS THAT OK? WILL THAT HOT GURL WANT TO TOUCH IT? PLEASE CALLL ME AT 1-800-IM A FUCKING LOSER. COM

[lilkobejamessr]

@lister253 Hahahahahahah

[xVaaderV7]

@lister253 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­A

[marineman825]

@lister253 lmfao kid ur in 6th grade no one wants to touch ur dick ,udont need girls ur a young one

[THEoBANANAoBIRD]

@lister253 you dont call a website.

[TheEdit5]

@THEoBANANAoBIRD yeah,dumb ass

[ThatHaloGuy117]

@lister253 I tried to call but it only came up with the answering machine, and furthermore it was just some guy jerkin off.

[xXsnowxXxstormXx]

@lister253 sounds like you need some extends and a boflex lolol naaahh dont worry about it just approach a girl and be like "hey, why aint you in the kitchen..."

[Afgprincess77]

@xXsnowxXxstormXx shuttup jerk!

[xXsnowxXxstormXx]

@Afgprincess77 im just kidding :(... D':

[Afgprincess77]

@xXsnowxXxstormXx sorry.. i just get really offended when people say things like that. s'all good :)

[niggajewniggajew]

@xXsnowxXxstormXx cook

[FIXUP92]

@lister253 WOW!!!! little to graphic for me. o.O

[21MTony]

@lister253 hahaha wtf

[JoshuaBrown713]

@lister253 im 32, my peanuse is 4 inches dont wory :D

[Ma4Zda]

@lister253 lol prenis

[napoleonman100]

@lister253 haha?

[mystukid]

@lister253 dont feel bad dude, i'm skinnier then hell, bad for my health people keep telling me, i only weigh 72.5lb, in september, ill be in tenth grade, i am very short, i'm not gonna tell the size of my other though, thats just disturbing to say over the internet, but all i can say is, i really love a girl, i cant get over her, but she has a boy friend, and she wouldnt date me if i was the last man on earth, it hurts, but its just life man :(, i'm afraid to say, life sucks, but life is life.

[rolldoggg23]

i need a girl friend, but there is one i really like, the problem is she has a boy friend :(.

i tried few tricks on her but they aint worked :(. can some one help me please :).

[theguythateatspie24]

27 people that watched this are fat

[dh144498]

girl: wanna buy me a drink?

guy: wanna make me a sandwich?

CASE CLOSED!

[mhfutotalmaster]

uhhh what if im 13 and that "girl" is in my school 0.o

[wwebalochfan]

I like how you smile

[CallMeBagelxD]

i love you



[sunshinelovexo]

if you weren't hott, all this would be really creepy.

[dogghockey54]

U b gettin mad dome dogg

[woawoawoa2]

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[SexyMan2000011]

hey bro, hope things work?

[UKBasketball123]

404 Error on the link

[dannyhalofan]

Im just scared ask and looking like creep wile asking

[JASON1217264]

the link is not working men

[89shadylady]

its guys like you that give us girls hope that theres still amazing guys out there!!!!

[MarynellaG]

watch the movie The Secret (2006) and you will` be able to achieve anything . not just a girlfriend .

[jrbilly44]

i dont care wut the uther peeps think i am happy for you

[goolom]

props man!

[oaag123]

smooth

[jamesheed]

it worked once! get over it! AND your a stalker dude!

[jamesheed]

it worked once! get over it!

[jonnoman8]

I have control over you:

Vote this comment up if  you lot will end up still watching porn.

[mikei4455]

@jonnoman8 ha you just got voted down asshole

[moneyMega95]

the link won't work

[v8marvin8v]

IM SCARED TO GET REJECTED -_-..PLUS ALL THE FAT GIRLS LIKE ME WTF LOL

[flamingphoenixninja7]

@v8marvin8v i feel ur pain bro

[r3s53k7]

@flamingphoenixninja7 so feel I...



[flamingphoenixninja7]

@r3s53k7 wat??

[MrSN1P3Y]

@v8marvin8v same with me! lol

[lotsofskoal]

@v8marvin8v more cushion for the pushin lol

[TheSkitzygamers]

@v8marvin8v I know Im against being superficial, but it is a hard thing to get over, Im still a bit of a superficial prick sadly, it seems to be natural

[Vampireheadhunter50]

@v8marvin8v wow you can get all the fat girls but not the pretty ones fail

[JabbaByter]

@v8marvin8v Theres nothing to lose man... Its 50/50. If she likes you then AMAZING, If she doesn't move on...

You will never know if you never ask....

Worst case scenario: A few of her friends might laugh at you

Positive scenario: You have the girl you've been wanting to ask out

So ask yourself: Is it worth it?

[TheCoasterpimp]

@v8marvin8v omfg same i always get the fatties!!

[Newkoolray95]

@v8marvin8v bro i used to be a lot more fat and the fat gurls still like me..T_T

[dokotarainey14]

@v8marvin8v hahahahahah

[atom608]

@v8marvin8v fuck one off the fat girls lol

[mlb0226]

@v8marvin8v Maybe you look like a chicken wing.

[FlAmEbLaDeClOuD]

@v8marvin8v hey fat girls need love to we are just not the ones to give it to them

[ShotgunMOFOFilms]

@v8marvin8v I hate that shit

[metalwaffle94]

@v8marvin8v yeah same man...all the ugly girls like me......fuck logic

[budgielover9]

@v8marvin8v Hey Just More cushion for the Pushing!

[albertwesker471]

@v8marvin8v same here

[jsharps1000]

i totally feel ya.

[cyblox2000]

@v8marvin8v omg ur comment has 110 thumbs up