[07/23] The Puppet Song

[ouibijou]

you look a lot like my boyfriend. It's weird.

[22SweetChick22]

@ouibijou that means ur boyfriend looks like a fag! Jk

[ouibijou]

@22SweetChick22 Ex now, but probably is!

[vibsepedersen]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, I LOVE YOU

[jpofgs1]

"That's depressing" XDXDXDXDDXDXXDXDDX

[artboy98]

Your gay wtf get some friends or at least a good video

[sirigglesworth]

why do you always put your hand on your chest when you talk on the phone?

[captain0ldy0da]

This is crap.

[luizjacobi]

beautifull, or......bonito ( in portuguese) sorry I d'ont speak english

[picayune82]

You can get this mp3 at instantmp3s..com

[NineYearOldToddlers]

This song kinda of makes me feel better =) thanks Joe!!!

[ganooki]

Are you gay?

[cartoonfreak9]

@ganooki Um, yeah he is a 5awesomegays...

[coolmovie88]

@ganooki lol look at the channel name

so what do you think?

[she20septa]

lol....gud 1

[samanthagirl232]

yu remind me of the old man in family guy! lol

[luke2618]

your sexy face is extremely creepy.......creepy like my grandpa hitting on a waitress

[bnjgirl133]

I probably shouldn't admit this, but after seeing this video, I put paper eyes on my shampoo bottle, nail polishes and altoids can.

[skreamingninja]

MY NAME IS STACY XD

[xxxxxxR2DEEPOOxxxxxx]

YOUR A FUCK 'IN LOSER U DICK GET A LIFE .

[dwalechuk]

Bravo

[hurleyGRANDE]

Ive got the same phone, and its a PIECE of shit

[lykeohmahgah]

Lullaby is a great book. Chuck Palahniuk is my favorite author :)

[nicnaknoc]

Im gonna kill you! - just looking at old favs, and still feel deeplove for this one

[HimynamesWILLIAM]

My very favorite.. Joseph is a legend =)

[KingGoofy1]

"Oh, I get it. All your friends are fake!"

[Brody454]

the ending gets me everytime XD

[Helloimsnapple]

I want this song on my iPod. Now. :)

I love you! You're my favorite of the 5 awesome gays.

[mazacr3rezisto0ol]

WHIT?

uu suckk

[JamieIsHyper]

Ahaa (Y)

I have the same game byo as you :P

[38EBRUUUUU]

your SO gay.

[Teofane]

"How depressing." One of the funniest 5AG videos!

[Rinque43]

what else are you gonna do to day?

i'm gon kill chuu

[smilesalot4]

joe i love you. and this video explains why

[ceres51892]

Wow, that was amazing! XD I LOVE this song! It makes me feel better about only having a few friends, lol. Because now, ANYTHING can be a friend! lol

-Ri

[NapSeason]

the singing was off tune but it was soooooo funny haha.

[TotallyAnnika]

i love this vid soooo much :)

[AirConditioningKrack]

this is like the 5th time ive watched this :)

[Fnessundorma]

wow... priceless!

[justaguyfriend]

I don't think you get this enough (and if you do, please tell me) : you are a comic genius! This video was absolutely hilarious. And your lyric writing, sense of comic timing, and vocal phrasing are incredible. I literally chuckled or laughed out loud at least 4 times. The entire thing, anyway, was clever and unpredictable and CLASSIC.

You have a real gift.

[JustDankIt14]

i JUST finished reading lullaby

im now reading choke!! i love his books

[liketaylor]

i love this video more than i love my gameboy advance.

we got in a fight anyways.

[SixthTreeAtNoon]

I'm gonna kill you..

LOL

[decode0791]

your father must be proud.

[mrscooklambert]

ur my favorite :)

jooooeee<33

[JeSuisBlancie]

Haha omg! :P

[nichizorro]

Loved the end lol!!

[kimbec]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[dearnova]

You're reading Lullaby! Fantastic!

[xxkylie]

hahaha how funny! that "im gonna kill you" part is from a cartoon vid you talked about in ur blog a looooong time ago. i favorited it and i watch it every so often. still makes me crack up like no other. lol.

love you joe! you have been and always will be my favorite youtuber :D

[kingkylester]

u crack me up lol

[ratgirl03]

hee hee hee

[bluebubble3]

Your probably my favorite!! All your videos are HILAROUS!

[BrittanySglr]

amazing, laughed my ass off. :D ily joe

[stroberimanisrasanya]

"cuz theyll be scared of you" hahaha

[beautifulmilitant]

I love you Joe!!!

[Dan3043]

Sounds a bit like the graduation song of Vitamin C.

[kwfsuperstar]

u r majorly quer lol

[egotisticallosers]

woah nothing gets past you... jesues do you just randomly click on youtube videos? and decide to bitch about them?

[zoocops]

I'm reading Lullaby right now!!

And this was super hilarious. The end was the best.

[XLittleMissAmazingX]

oh i get it all your friends are fake.

exactly

how depressing...

hahahahahah i love you joe!

[jo3ly]

cute

[psychofansquirrel]

wow that was amazing.

[gasmath]

i saw a commercial today with money with googlie eyes on them and thought of this video

[AnimeLvr77]

Ha ha, so did I!

[gsalazar1592]

haha LMFAO!!!!! funny video dude :P

[gsalazar1592]

haha LMFAO nice video dude :P

[R4WRitshayley]

i love how you say, "hiii joeee" at the beginning hahah :]

[sheburns12]

cause they'll be scared of you!

hahahaha

[rleofire]

omfg!!!!!!! Joe you freaking rock!!!!!

"I'm going to kill you." hahahahhahahah

[SourSkittlesxoxo]

I love Thursdays.

[stunnaSHANA]

Haha, Chuck Palahniuk!

I love him.

[edgarae1]

i've watched this video over and over just for the ending.

[kjv999]

Joe, you and I are cut from the same cloth I swear. Except I have Only Child Disorder (OCD for short.), so instead of making puppets I just have conversations with people in my head. That's espicially fun when I accidently answer them out loud in public places.

In other news, Stevie and I have the same GBA! Crazy.

[XOXOmacaddictXOXO]

simply amazing! ^_^

[12thLeveIWizardKing]

hahahah awesome little song

[silverangel91900]

haha. i love it.

[gattonero583]

isn't that called being delusional..? ... tee hee, I'm kidding, I love your videos Joe, I expect thursday to pass just so I can watch your new video (now isn't that called manic obsessive disorder...? mmm)

[Elrond24]

I watch the video so much! And your other rap n music videoooos. They make me attempt to sing along. Which is entertaining for me. ... Whatever you're awesome!

[jasonm008]

hahahahaha funny

[pauleymatt]

lol omg boy what was you smoking lol

your a nut nut it's great

keep it up guy's x pauley london x

[SlashWorship]

Lol XD I loved the song and the ending!

[bluebubble3]

Haha I loved the song!

[mpeters13]

Hmmm

[LifeDuzntGivMeLemons]

"hiii joe"

that made me lol

[TheMrFraz]

I have that exact clear purple GBA! We could be friends!

And your puppets are adorable.

[smithydll]

Where's Henry?

[dougiedannyluv]

... xD

I LOVE it.

[xoalwazyoursox]

im gonna kill you.. hahaha

[lagunabeachcaliforni]

nice song and nice pupets

[Risa4562]

lmao omg evil gameboy advance

[miamlarda]

amazing!!!!!

[nipuna666]

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahhaha­hahaha!

[EverythingJunkie]

LMAO I love this video!

[dabid1996a]

"bath soap"

Just Like Natile.hehehe

[werewolfbitevictim]

lol i have a puppet. it's a giraffe named nicotine patches because his spots look like nicotine patches...i'm so creative. lol

[candyapple102256]

LOL looks like you had a lot of fun making this : )

[steven8693]

lmfao!!! thats great!!!

[emmadancer1]

lolololol

"what else do you want to do today?"

"i'm gonna kill u"

[tybofborg]

Ahahaha pure comedy gold.

I agree with ShinnoIX tho, I really hope the stuff about you not having any friends isn't true.

[Every1zGrudge]

heeeheee xD

[xxAvrilxRocks]

lol :D

[o0oviceo0o]

joseph....... stop eating cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

[holiday34691]

WTF Joe, by now you should know that everybody loves you. Shit, I don't know why...We just do.

◄=0)xxx

[thebeluga]

The last two seconds killed me! And I think you should have a song in every video :)

[mybbear]

Funnny Funny funny

[Galadraal]

oh Joe, that was great lol

[ShinnoIX]

what's with the recurring "i have no friends" theme? last week you also mentioned no friends....say it ain't so Joe. i am saddened by this, if true.

[emilyEXECUTIONER]

omfg that was AWESOME

[notwhatyouthink]

It was just 4 stars until the 'I'm gonna kill you'

then it got 5 stars and a favorite

[InsaneRema]

Adorable. Haha. I like this week probably the best of any other so far.

[Acinoreve]

Oh, Joe. Your awesome is almost too much to handle.

[ImAliveIam]

Heehee. I love you Joe!

[icpfans]

wow this guy is 1. Funny 2. A Gay version of my friend T-Bone 3. Creative 4. Has alot of time on his hands....

[SnuggleWithMePlz]

lols too funny

[elliexomg]

You and I have the same phone.

And that's awesome.

[nickdgayboi]

OMG YESSS!!!!

[AirConditioningKrack]

ha that waas HI-larious

[FungibleAngie]

that was amazing

[lared112]

"i'm gonna kill you!" hahahahahahaha with the crazy fuckin gameboy eyes

[zoeig]

I am going to be singing this all day...

...anything can be a puppet hmhmhmmm...

[jasonjimm88]

AWESOME!

[onyxskydiver]

LMAO pause it at 0:15 and LOL his face is scary.

[LittleBasiado]

He is REALLY pushing for you to understand the importance of puppets...a little too much.

[AmysVlg]

I'm actually reading Lullaby right now...

[x0cupy0cakes0x]

:D

i singed along <3

[GoddessOfWhatnot]

AWESOME!

[JaykXD]

*claps excitedly* What an awesome song ^^

[VictorVienna]

you were definitely reading the lyrics hahha

[TheJadonBaker]

I've doubted your abilities, you're actually maybe one of my favorite gays now!

[Claire0Hoi]

Joe

I want your babies

also your puppets babies

in a toally uncreepy heterosexual female way

I dont know how that works but ummm lets reproduce kay????

[xjannnneeeex]

Hahaha. LOVE the ending :D

[rRobitt]

Aha the eyes are the same on everyone.

Joe never fails to amuse me.

[librarydanceparty]

I have friends that aren't real too!

They're the best.

[Ix3britishboys12]

hahahaha this was amazing!

you need to start a music myspace dude!

[BlakeBeeBrutal]

asdfghjkl

uhmayzing, lol

[6fatchix]

this is the coolest thing you've made since the rap that i'm about to go find.

[andyboirules]

loved it.

[ItsMeatyOkra]

AH!!!  Again, again!

[bralen24]

I want to have an orgy with all 5awesomgays... wonder what that room would smell like afterwords?

[Joshallenisme]

6 awesome gays..

No!

[Sharrar21]

best one of the week

[sprkkswillfly]

i've listened to this like 5 times. during the song the gameboy sounds liek somethignfrom veggietales.

[naughtypuppetshow]

what a fun video, its always refreshing to see someone comfortable enough in their own skin to allow quirky goofiness to shine through. :-)

[xShaneWolfex]

~whisper~ "I'm gonna kill you."

[starlitah]

adorable

[candyapple102256]

Thats gonna be stuck in mah head for the rest of the day! haha! loves it!

[8090725]

Ha ha I have watched this three times :D

[sprkkswillfly]

this was so cute!:]

[stefbranc]

Still my favorite!!

[kira902k]

haha so awesome. we need to hear more of your raps/songs. :)

[nkkperez]

this video is very hilarious i liked it and i often talk to the shampoo when i take a shower don't call me crazy but sometimes objects r ur only friends at least they can't stab u in the back!

[candyapple102256]

Object Puppets FTW!!

[Nephilim08]

i love it when Joe sings!! This just made my day!!! :D

[ErikGusto]

oh noes, noone noticed that he had a script for the entire video.

Play him off, keyboard cat!

[odetothepillow]

I'm glad I'm not the only person whose inanimate objects want to kill.

[ananasch]

This was so funny :D lawl

[mongreletf]

That was not weird at all. It's NOT weird to use glow eyes on things and call them friends, then write a song about them. Not weird at all.

[Minkusia]

Aahhahaha, that was epic :D

[iLoveThe5AG]

How long did it take you to write the song?

[ninjakittyX]

epic win!

[jcbsn]

amazing song xD

[thesokrin]

you are so gay <3

[Freedomrullezzz]

gameboy advance please don't kill him he's to adorable to get killed :D loved your song!

[GETMJC]

I've got the same Gameboy Advance! lol

[aarchick123]

i just died.

that was amazing joe. :)

[Maximaboy1]

omg favorite line!--->

"and when i'm feeling extra frisky, i call up my bath soap!"

[YasmeenH91]

I loved it, Joe!!! :D

U just never fail to make me smile :)

[KissHolic]

I just got the same book you're reading ^^

[88003]

Loves it!@

[Hypomani1]

Haha, awesome.

As everyone else says, rap! Why not have a gangsta-theme-week where everyone must rap? *hint hint hint*

[aarchick123]

they had a rap week a while back.. :P

[whataboutadam]

amazing

[cachouski]

loved it! plz do another rap!!!!!

[mkdfan1990]

hahaha loves it!

[Rockismylove]

oh no steven's gameboy dont kill joe!!!!!!!!!

[imadudetteandyeah]

Haha, that was so cool!

[tennischampaw]

i'm ready for you to rap again

[coollikeyodais]

Oh Joe, you are deliriously silly