iPhone 4S Keynote - Part 6 (Siri & iPhone 4S Summary)

[OshiiJooho]

So... who messes with their business meetings while they're jogging...?

[AbYbOy360]

hey guys i want to ask a question does siri need internet connection to be used

[thisisliving93]

@AbYbOy360 yes. because the info u need is in the most cases also on the web. And when the Siri "brain" is in the cloud, u don't have to update your os, she automatically updates herself.. everything has a good and a bad side.. :)

[1maxroman]

yea. you did not have to know how to write before siri with all the auto-correction. now you just talk to it and it will write things for you. and more and more people have dyslexia heh. :D no wonder :-P you don't need to know how to spell, of course you will have difficulties with knowing how to spell.

[GushingM1LF]

The instrumental IS Rolling in the Deep :)

[wormmy158]

1:31 Girl 3 rows back looking at her android phone.... not a single fuck was given

[spikeman23]

@wormmy158 Android sucks. She was probably thinking- Shit , I'm going to have to charge soon.

[ThePORKYPIG123]

Just noticed that the instrumentals at the video at the end sounds like Adele's "Rolling in the Deep"

[Coffeeisnecessary]

4:20 Did he say he dictated? Nine Nine Nine!!! O:

[sweding101]

ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULL SHIT, EVER HEARD OF A PENCIL AND PAPER, YOU ARE REPRESSING THE YOUNG AND STARVING THEM OF A TACTICLE LEARNING EXPERIENCE U SUCK COCK LIKE A MONKEY THROWS SHIT!

[yoganpoke]

ask siri,

do you want to have babies with me?

will you mary me?

who's your daddy?

which is better, IOS or android?

check out the answers!! hilarious

[segadreamcast1994]

I <3 SIRI!

[lovememore60]

siri crazy question and answers siricrazy . com ;)

[FTGamersDotCom]

Funnier siri shit --> sirisarcasm,com

[iMatheew]

Dose anyone know when there will be more languages on siri?!?!?

Like swedish!

[yildizufuk1]

BAKLAVA is not a greek restaurant its Turkish restaurant

[Yupiyeahs]

Let's be frank here, the amazing about all this is how well Wolfram Alpha got over the years. Sure, the whole following the context thing is nice, but without WA this wouldn't be much of a feature.

[maas2258]

Does siri support different english accents coz not all ppl speak the same accent

[TimmyP347]

@maas2258 Yes, it supports Austrailian and British accents.

[ern1982]

is it me or the music from the video at the end is from Adele - Rolling in the deep?

[FTGamersDotCom]

sirisarcasm,com has some of the funny responses

[pds1592]

7 person are microsoft boys

[ladyowned]

Add Canada!

Add Canada!

Add Canada!

[machinimaracer]

6:38 'lady does not give a shit on her iphone 4'

[Darcsied27]

cool

[justinlikesicecream]

How come on my iPhone 4s I don't have siri

[therightgame3]

@justinlikesicecream , err bought it from China??

[thisisliving93]

@therightgame3 no, thats normal ;)

[thisisliving93]

@justinlikesicecream u have to activate it in the settings! its turned off by default because its still beta

[panyidavid]

Dude they just used speech recognition and wolfram alpha... 

[mwatison]

"Sends it up to our server..."

[martinssempa]

@mwatison well spotted, they collect all they can about what u talk about read about so they can sell u more.

[thisisliving93]

@mwatison it is better than it sounds

[TheRamtin99]

you suck !!!

[wiliuzl]

is that easy!

[DarkAgent80]

Is it me does the Iphone 4s seem fast as hell? Or is this due to Siri being fast? I remember the old Siri app being fast but not that fast.

[Navineous1]

@DarkAgent80 It computes most of it in the cloud so it is alot faster.

[FrozenMelvin]

Can Siri speak other languages like Japanese?

[thisisliving93]

@FrozenMelvin At the moment only English, German and French.. and its still a BETA. so: waiting

[MrChelove]

Cut the crap and put Siri in the Apple TV. Imagine telling your Apple TV to play Netflix, search a movie, go to Youtube and so on.

[thisisliving93]

@MrChelove does the Apple TV have a mic?

[markubowski]

@MrChelove are you that lazy ?

[thisisliving93]

@markubowski no, but in the future XD

[lavalampex]

if siri can translate english to/from german and french, that would be a killer

[Jok3rDicE]

Its not what you can do for your phone, its what your phone can do for you :P

[spaceshipps2011]

I want the American English Siri to have the British accent the UK version has. That would be the shit.

[sullitaku]

Notice how it said English: UK, Aus. LOL imagine Siri understanding IRISH~ LOL now that's technology!

[sullitaku]

This is some scary stuff...

[NABILINC10]

thats the only feature that makes 4s might get success...am i wrong?

[Krehyv]

@NABILINC10 yes, i believe you are

[XtianUbec]

JARVIS is much better than SIRI XD

[ginito]

@XtianUbec but 'JARVIS' sounds like an STD... 

[agzzled]

And with these i can feel we are gonna get lazy again...

Iphone user: Can you bake me some pancakes?...

Siri: Let me check on that.....

Siri: No. Move your fucking fat ass off the couch and bring me my charger asshole.

[unbrokenjack]

<3

[rawdney88]

So.....can i change her voice?

[feckingbillgates]

If you're interested, this presenter is named "generic smug cunt", and will be available as one of many optional voice personalities for the Siri application.

[jamesqi1987]

It reminds me in Iron Man Where Tony talks to Javis!

[hayderwaleed]

does siri works with iphone 4 with ios5?????

[thisisliving93]

@hayderwaleed no.

[sodomojowins]

@hayderwaleed no

[seagullmaster22]

@hayderwaleed no

[hayderwaleed]

@seagullmaster22 :(

[yAnSHui520025]

Lol look all those audiences, they dun seem to be surprised at all by looking at their face expression.

[wjm1406]

me: when is the iphone 5 coming out

siri: what am i too old for you now?

me: no, no

siri: its because shes younger isnt she

me: i just want to know...

siri: i dont care shutting down.

[mbilalbhatti]

Siri's definitely going to have tough time answering my question when my iPhone 4S will arrive *Evil Laugh*

[MrZaumyuawng]

what about in other language?

[ZucKenDabLiZ]

@MrZaumyuawng first just in german, english and french. later other languages comes out

[papcyrill]

conversations with siri after 15 sharks in the bar,,,SIIIIIRIIIIIIIIII, YOU ARE SUCH A WHOOORE

[IndianAbdul]

Truly Brilliant!!

[Cysar1337]

over 10 years people are brainless haha

[ixoralover]

i would love to have a nice conversation with my Siri....I might give her a new name :p

[neily25]

@ixoralover

I'd call it Jeannie from 'I Dream of Jeannie'

[ofanzivnonestabilan]

Open the pod bay doors, Siri.

[RENE0951]

haha i can now cheat on my biology test yes!!!



[AngelicAcid453]

@RENE0951 lol!

[TheNoNameUsername]

@RENE0951 haha would it sound fishy when you are asking yourself questions out load? xD

[harshqweqwe]

yhis is just incredible..its amazing..i want an iphone 4s..

[dec111]

only thing the iphone had better than any oher phone is more apps expept that htc beats it on everything so dose nokia . i a bet that voice recognition wouldn't work with a scottish accent like mine n finaly they still havent fixed the antenna .. = pish

[ianroady]

What next skynet :-/

[AngelicAcid453]

@ianroady Maybe charge your phone with out plugging it in?

[nebskie78]

i thing ,, u cannot directly download tru net with out itunes.. right??

[only1kano]

Getting this on pay as you go niguuhhhh

[Thriller19950827]

09:35 ...LOL!

[MrWatcher6931]

siri should be on mac

[Sandi315Productions]

The fucking future is here

[11past2]

Most of the useful stuff like "How many dollars is €45" is done by wolfram alpha. It works when you type the same sentence into wolfram alpha. So siri is essentially just recognizing speech, but not processing it to a great degree. I bet that it looks for keywords like "weather", "umbrella", "rainy", "reply" etc. and hands everything it doesn't understand to google or wolfram.

[pallenda]

I like this GlaDOS version: watch?v=aTg00wIijNY

[october570]

im gonna give it a male voice and call it jarvis, from iron man.

[Marv3Lthe1]

In soviet russia, siri questions you

[Zupahhstahh]

I AM SO HAPPY THEY TEAMED UP WITH WOLFRAM ALPHA!

[ChunkyFatMan]

Could've used this last night. Had to figure out how many degrees Celsius was 400 fahrenheit. Spent a few minutes fishing my phone out, surfing google, ending up on wolfram alpha and finally got my answer. God this is going to be awesome.

[thebayareapimp]

Haaahaaa audience don't give a shit

[assassinscreed1503]

RIP Steve jobs

[PolitiekincorrectTV]

this is complete BULLSHIT! Everytime when u speak to your iPhone u have to hit the home button! HILARIOUS!

[surreal15m]

@PolitiekincorrectTV

How else would the phone receive feedback? This technology is relatively new and in its infancy in consumer electronics and can easily be patched with updates as the software is upgraded over time.

And this technology is not designed as a primary function but rather an alternative in case you're in a hands free environment. Don't think of it as the absolute "solution" or end to the development of this feature but try to think of it as a stepping stone to something better.

[mimdotcc]

Dude, why don't these people applaud more for such an AMAZING creation such as Siri?

Apple folks have really grown far too unrealistic with their skyrocketing expectations...

[liliprincess717]

@mimdotcc That's because this was an exclusive WWDC conference (although i doubt it's even called that).

The normal big events are people who may have some sort of connection with Apple but do not know everything about the new features. This is a small room and these people are probably those who already have literally worked on this phone and understand what it is. It feels awkward when they aren't surprised but it does make sense at least

[TheMeisterize]

@mimdotcc Creation? Maybe, but not revolutionary. My blackberry 8800 had vlingo on it, and you could dictate to the phone. This was like 5 years ago, probably longer.

[ArnoldClover]

Ob Siri ausschließlich mit einer Internetverbindung funktioniert? Oder ob eine Notiz zum beispiel auch möglich ist wenn der Empfang gerade nicht gegeben ist?

Es wird so spannend das alles raus zu finden :D

Noch 7 Tage! ;)

[thisisliving93]

@ArnoldClover alle Features werden nur mit Internet funktionieren. Aber ich denke z.B. die Uhr-Befehle werden auch Offline funktionieren. Oder iPod usw.

[zero1125]

Jailbreak my phone :) 

[osu2317]

they should change the voice to steve's

[SilentAero7]

GlaDOS is in a phone?

[Tenkuuken]

@SilentAero7 I hope the day doesn't come when my iPhone asks me if I'm John Connor

[ariasadi]

@Tenkuuken LMAO!