Metal Gear Solid: The Retard Snake

[TeKnO2BaEr]

this guy sounds gay

[RobinHood252]

Only metal gear would do something that gay.

[evilfrenchfrydude]

i thought it looked cool

[goodstrudle]

what the fuck wa that?

[Bagyo12]

wer'd you find the retarded piece of lard that looked like a snake?

[Spitfire666xXxXx]

You have to capture it early on in the game. Check a FAW site I honestly forgot how to do it

[Bagyo12]

kool ty

[justbe88]

shut the hell up, people. you're really acting like retards

[myscrnnm]

Nice. Where in the game can I find this snake?

[nsjsjsjsd]

in your mothers ass

[Dejablue630]

Dude, that's like the 23rd time you said "dick." you're really running out of lines. Just stop commenting, you're going to walk out of a store one day and just get the shit mobbed out of you. You'll know why, and we all know why. Go kill yourself.

Wtf? Don't fucking diss Myscrnn, kill fucking kick your sorry ass. Hard to really call that a "diss" more like a dickweed comment.

[nsjsjsjsd]

listen fuck you i dont want anything to do with you alright. fuck yourself

[Dejablue630]

That's right, back down for the second time, pussbag.

[nsjsjsjsd]

if i had a dollar for anytime youd say puss i swaer to god. well why dont you stop commenting nigger piece of shit

[Dejablue630]

Stop stealing my lines you fucking kike. Goes to show you ARE in fact running out of "insults" GO jump off a high object.

[nsjsjsjsd]

i steal anything jackass. oh yeah hows your mom doin? i hope she still burning in hell. oh yeah tell your dad (or if hes dead too) that your mom is a slut.

[Dejablue630]

You steal anything? I can tell your a very trustworthy person... My moms not dead you fucking idiot, I just said that too see what an Idiot like you would say. Lmao, you fucking wankface.

[nsjsjsjsd]

your mother fucking worthless cocksucker

[Dejablue630]

Your grammar just gets better and better.

[nsjsjsjsd]

wow thanks asshole ill take that as a compliment

[Dejablue630]

Ever heard of a thing called SARCASM? You fucking idiot

[nsjsjsjsd]

ever heard of a thing called back the fuck off

[Dejablue630]

No, I never have, please do tell.

[nsjsjsjsd]

......retard take a guess

[Dejablue630]

Once again with me being sarcastic. You are a fucking retard. Learn to tell the difference you tard'.

[nsjsjsjsd]

i know you were being sarcastic dickwad i just wanted to see on what a fuckin doucecbag like you would say

[Dejablue630]

Wow, can you STOP stealing my line? Make up your own fucking lines for christ sake.

[nsjsjsjsd]

alright i got one FUCK YOU

[Dejablue630]

Wow, sweet line, how...exotic... Yeah, you got me, caught me red handed, I like to rape donkeys hard in the ass. Hell, I get payed for it.

[nsjsjsjsd]

wow your a real shitface cockmaster

[Dejablue630]

"cockmaster"? Wtf? I think I saw that on a fucking infomercial! "Order the cockmaster 3000 today, risk free!" Just stop talking.

[nsjsjsjsd]

why not take that infomercial and shove it up your ass

[Dejablue630]

That would be kind of hard considering an infomercial is a TV broadcast. Shoving TV broadcasts up my ass? That makes no sense, think before you make a shitty comment.

[nsjsjsjsd]

your infomercial didnt make any sense. why not make a video to prove it asshole

[Dejablue630]

Yes it did, you fucking retard. You have NEVER seen an imfomercial? Sad. I don't need to get a video to prove it because any NORMAL person would get that it sounds like an infomercial.

[nsjsjsjsd]

no i want a video to prove otherwise your lying you fuck ass suckin cocksucker

[Dejablue630]

YOU want a video? Selfish bastard. I'm lying? I want a video of teh reason i'm lying and then I'll believe you "fuck ass suckin cocksucker" You refer to cock way to much, I'm pretty sure you're a gay.

[nsjsjsjsd]

im pretty sure a fag dumbfuck

[Dejablue630]

That made absolutely no sense. Try posting comments that people can read, you know, in ENGLISH.

[nsjsjsjsd]

i said your a FAG DUMFUCK can you even read english no you cant fuckface

[Dejablue630]

Are you kidding me? You said "im pretty sure a fag dumbfuck" I don't see a fucking "your" in that sentence. Once again with teh bullshit comments. It's called PROPER GRAMMAR. Go fuck yourself in a box of razors, asshole.

[nsjsjsjsd]

go fuck your mother and jump into a pit of acid cocksucker

[Dejablue630]

No thanks. See, you just made a comment like that because you know I was right. Ha.

[nsjsjsjsd]

you didnt mean anything asshole. i bet your mom is really horny from my junk. oh yeah she just wont stop callin me because she loves my junk sooooo much. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAA.

[Dejablue630]

Omg, you're so fucking cool. "Stop calling you? She doesn't even know your fucking phone number, tool. Why the fuck would my mom feel horny for an American fuck bag like you?

[nsjsjsjsd]

oh yeah and im an american fuck bag. you live in america too dumbshit

[Dejablue630]

Are you retarded? Just because I live in America DOESN'T MEAN I"M AMERICAN. I'm Deutsch.

[nsjsjsjsd]

well then your a Deutsch shit bag who fucks americans

[Dejablue630]

Duetschland kicks your sorry ass. ANd I'd gladly fuck an American, thanks.

[nsjsjsjsd]

Deutsch can rot in hell your knid she be killed.

[Dejablue630]

"Deutsch can rot in hell"? That makes no sense. You probably don't even know where Deutschland is.

[nsjsjsjsd]

yeah its up your ass

[Dejablue630]

Wrong, really, tell me wear it is, oh that's right, you can't.

[nsjsjsjsd]

i dont give a fuck about deutschland at all. that entire place can break and everyone there can perish because they all suck

[Dejablue630]

No, I really want to hear where you think it is.

[nsjsjsjsd]

no please do tell....

[Dejablue630]

what? You stole my line AGAIN. You pussy. I said that like. That's right, you don't know where it is.

[nsjsjsjsd]

nope and i dont care

[Dejablue630]

That's right, you still don't know. Back down pussy.

[nsjsjsjsd]

fuck off and i really dont give a rats ass about deuschville at all okay

[nsjsjsjsd]

ill kick your ass a thousand times jackass

[Dejablue630]

Go for it!

[nsjsjsjsd]

get my message asshole

[nsjsjsjsd]

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[Dejablue630]

Cute, and I love the fact that you didn't make it up, and just copied and pasted in, you lazy douche.

[nsjsjsjsd]

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[Dejablue630]

Once again with the coping and pasting. Lazy Americans.

[nsjsjsjsd]

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[Dejablue630]

And the top part of the finger is kinda fucked, you know? Like he got it chopped off and sewed it back on eh?

[nsjsjsjsd]

you get the point

[Dejablue630]

No, I'm retarded according to you.

[nsjsjsjsd]

wow good one im sooooooooo impressed

[Dejablue630]

You should be

[nsjsjsjsd]

well im not

[Dejablue630]

Then you're pretty fucked up. But I think we established that a while ago.

[nsjsjsjsd]

i think your a piece of shit

[Dejablue630]

Well you think wrong.

[nsjsjsjsd]

i beg to defer

[Dejablue630]

You beg to "defer"? Nice.

[nsjsjsjsd]

shut the fuck up you donkeyrapping shiteater

[Simpan86]

what is that for animal?

[riutse]

That snake isn't retarded, its a fucking Ninja, its really hard to catch if you are unlucky, but you are right, it does look retarded, and when you complete the game with a live one you get the Tsuchinoko ranking and unlimited ammo facepaint ^^ (this video deserves 4 stars)

[swichpompom55]

OMG, what an iditot snake X_x

[nsjsjsjsd]

yeah i know

[nsjsjsjsd]

a better video then this

[Spitfire666xXxXx]

Well then i guess the retard is you

[nsjsjsjsd]

aw go fuck your self tiny tim

[Spitfire666xXxXx]

That is one of the worst come backs I have ever read. If your really 32 and you say stuff like that you really must be retarded.

[nsjsjsjsd]

then go suck your mamas dick. oh what then that means you were adopted by 2 dads you miserable fuckface

[Spitfire666xXxXx]

Go learn English and grammar then try and insult me.

[nsjsjsjsd]

go learn how to make a video then try to get good comments from me asshole

[Dejablue630]

What a fucking minuscule thing to say, you fucking whore.

You're a fucking asswipe, I can tell, nsjsjsjsd.

[nsjsjsjsd]

who you calling an whore you miserable piece of shit. your mother sucks cock in hell while she burns.

[Dejablue630]

Learn fucking English you cum dumpster. You wouldn't recognize English grammar if it raped you in the ass. You're 32? What a fucking loser, get a job you flaming sack of shit. You probably have the I.Q of a fucking door knob. "An whore" Wow, your grammar sucks my left testicle. You are a horrible flaw in the human race itself.

[nsjsjsjsd]

my balls rest on your chin while i take a shit on your mothers face. you couldnt know when to shut the fuck up even if it raped you in the ass you worthless sack of shit. yeah and what the fuck is a cum dumpster. why dont you learn english because cum dumpster is not a word. go back to kindergarten and go to hell mother fucking worthless cocksucker

[Dejablue630]

Stop stealing my lines you whoring sack of shit. Lets go over this, "cum" and "dumpster" are both words. So you're wrong you fucking jackass. "Take a shit on your mothers face"? I don't fucking have a mom, shes dead. Go fuck yourself.

[nsjsjsjsd]

go fuck the corpse of your mother. i hope she rots in hell

[Dejablue630]

What a fucking shit comment. I hope you get cancer you fucking clown.

[nsjsjsjsd]

thats the worse comeback ever. dont worry before your mother died she sucked my cock. and then she died because it blew her mind.

[Dejablue630]

What blew her mind? The fact that your dick is the size of a fucking tic-tac? Your 32 and American, and your a fucking immature idiot. Your too old to be making fun of a 14 year old. You will join the boyscouts and get the "I dissed a 14 year old" badge. Then you'll fell special, tool.

[nsjsjsjsd]

your mom was my tool for suckin my prick jackoff.

[Dejablue630]

I believ you stated that

[nsjsjsjsd]

yeah whatever just go die in a hole fuckface

[Dejablue630]

Lol, you are such an asshole, you know that? "fuckface"? Jesus Christ, I heard that one in like 4th grade when I beat my friend in Pokemom. Get new comebacks for fucking christ. I can't believe you're 32. Dümmster anzunehmender User. Screw you.

[nsjsjsjsd]

yeah whatever cocksucker i blocked you so you cant say shit back. so who has the final word. i do so fuck you dick and fuck your grandmother

[Dejablue630]

Lol, that's right, back down pussy.

[nsjsjsjsd]

why dont you lick your moms dead pussy worthless fuck

[Dejablue630]

You're really running out of things to say. I really suggest you stop leaving shit comments now. You should kill yourself, it might solve AIDS.

[nsjsjsjsd]

oh ive got a million things to say mother fucker. you can just suck my dick because you should just go fuck yourself because guess what. eat shit fuckin asshole.

[nsjsjsjsd]

that was so fuckin stupid

[Spitfire666xXxXx]

Duh, it has retard in the title what did you expect.