SNL Digital Short - On the Ground

[RyanMiller3039]

Man this ain't my dad, its a cell phone.

[ptk265]

lame

[sexbagelsk8er]

I was out walking in my neighborhood. a girl comes up and says she has a free kitten. i said "Maaaaaaaan, do i look like i want to buy food for this?" I took it, and thew it ON THE GROUND! Take care of your own cat! I won't be a part of this SYSTEM!

[piano160]

loool chillz

[MoonStruckHAM]

wow if u like this watch Moonstruckham videos and be amazed !!!!

[MrMeanAndClean]

Elijah wood lookes too happy.. LOL =p

[Swaze0]

95 people were tased in the butthole

[GhostInTheMist2]

MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE!!

[neveneffect1]

95 fat people are angry because he threw the cake on the ground

[sublimerules21]

@7yk3 not if i poop in yo mouth first! heh heh, douche

[whatisthisice]

@sublimerules21 haha you're hilarious man that kids a total douche monger

[7yk3]

@sublimerules21 Not if i fuck your mother in the ass and you realize i'm your father.

[saroja117]

95 people are part of the system.

[frankzTV]

im at the mall with my so called best friend

he hands me two fruits and says " this is an orange and this is a banana"

I Said maaan this iant a banana this is a yellow...i through it on the ground Take that monkeys

i aint a part of your SYSTEM!!!!......Welcome to tacobell jackass!

[Daniel42Monteiro]

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS hahahaha

[MrT27blue]

Happy Birthday to the GROUND!!!!! IMAO

[MrNillaB]

how come it isnt on itunes

[MrBebopChamploo]

I was in a hospital and my wife had just gave birth, she handed me the baby, I named him Lucky, said "Maaaaaaaan, this bitch just gave me the finger!" I THROUGH HIM ON THE GROUND. You must think I'm a good man. I'm not a part of the system!

[fed412]

looks 9,862 people threw it on the ground. and arnt part the SYSTEM

[desertjew1]

that girl looks like a guy

[InuKag4eva]

Elijah Wood's eyes.... *-*

[pattyfatstar]

The so called doctor tells me my wifes given birth to a boy. Says hes very healthy. I said, "Maaaaaaaaan I wanted a girl." I took him and threw him on the GROUND. I ain't part of your SYSTEM. I'm an ADULT. Maaaaaaaaaaan.

[danielaHobo]

TO THE GROUND ! ..like a boss

[5RingetteChick]

some poser hands me cake at a birthday party.

"what do u want me to do with this, EAT IT?"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND! I THREW THE REST OF THE CAKE TOO!"

"WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!"

[98RandomTV2]

MY DADS NOT A PHONE!!!!

[GregThePanda]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

[lmfaoo111]

95 people had to pick the shit up

[gurwat]

WHY IS IT BACKWARD?!?!?!

[98RandomTV2]

@gurwat so he can get past copyright.. i guess

[alexisandvic]

Omg

I was listening to this song and I was on facebook and my frn's mom gets on her fb and IMed her my butthole was on fire . She asked me why.haha

[JHandcock1111]

@alexisandvic - Kewl- You get points for talking to your friends mom.

[clydecromey]

What I look like...a charity case? 

[michaelballack]

SOME POSER HANDS ME CAKE AT A BDAY PARTY!! what do you want me to do with this!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

[pocketsearch]

I remember when this first came out :) Me and my friends sung this on the top of our voices walking through town!

[xxqothqirlxx]

my best friend lenna gives me sum ad-vil.

she says, "you look like you need it . . ."

so i said, what do i look like? a drug addict? BITCH!

so i threw it on the ground!

i aint part of the system!

[didaddu]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!

[T3hEm0J0k3r]

Why are all of the digital shorts reversed?

[pocketsearch]

@T3hEm0J0k3r Copyright infringement I suppose.

[MoonStruckHAM]

wow if u like this watch our sketches on moonstruckham with a brand new video.... a trailer

[Oggitai]

angry hipster!

[15iluvmusic15]

RYAN REYNOLDS!!!!

[Rababry]

buy his dad is ded...then who was phone?

[mothra93]

this beat is actually pretty sick

[Xenon16305]

Some poser hand's me cake at a birthday party..What you want me to do with this? Eat it, Happy Birthday to the ground!(A piece of cake hit's the ground) I threw the rest of the cake too! (The rest of the cake hit's the ground) Welcome to the real world jack ass!  Hahahah my favorite part!!!!:D

[kakashihatakegirl]

94 people got thrown to the ground.

[StacksMoney1000]

who's the chick

[Dwk519]

i took the dislike button and threw it on the the ground!

[flyestbitch10]

happy birthday to da ground!

[02sexPanther]

ha, Elijah wood looks like he is Ryan renolds bitch.

[XmuzkiluvrX]

@kirbflow24

Lol

[HabsAreDust]

94 people had something thrown on the ground.

[kirbflow23]

Some hooker comes up to greet me. she said, "you lookin' for some company?

' I said, "MAANNNN I ANT NO MAN WHORE!" HAVE FUN FUCKING THE GROUNDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i threw her pimp on the ground too!!!! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD BITCHEEEESSSSS!!!!

[7antosh010]

I was walking in the mall and I saw that the girl staring at me and then she came and gave me her phone number and said call me and then I said "Maaaan I do not need your number to fuck you " i took it and threw em on the ground . i fuck with my penis , im not part of the system !!!!

[TheBlackend666]

This aint my dad, this is a cellphone :D

[RacePro922]

Happy birthday to the ground!!!! 1:43

[milesfootball77]

the best is the creep

[milesfootball77]

vbdgndghndghn

[barak363363]

I AM ADULTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

[BaiazidIX]

Happy birthday to the ground! :)))

[DJSpazzmatrazz]

TROLOLOL @ his face when he throws the hot dog on the ground. :D

[Vertigo027]

Never trust the system. 

[Insignia96]

94 people are in fact all hollywood phonies, part of the system, fathered by cell phones, a cake, and definitely on the ground.

[Supercrazii24]

94 need to be tased in the butthole cause they are part of the system man!!!

[TheInventor200]

Teacher gives me homework. She says it's due tomorrow. It's gunna be a grade. I said, "Maaaaaaaaaaaan, what do I look like, free labor?"

I took 'em and threw 'em ON THE GROUND! Can't you figure these for yourself? I'm not apart of the SYSTEM!

[kashkid99]

this is one of the best ones

[prettyboyswag42]

i raped the replay button

[fretacat1996]

This is an insult to everyone who has a cellphone as a dad! XD jk jk

[Martin1k]

the cake part cracked me up good.

[twisterboi]

94  through their cell phone dads

[twisterboi]

94 throught their cell phone dads

[ragequit6969]

95 people are in the system, and can't throw things on the ground..posers

[cadillacswerver]

Lmfao....Beat is tight..so i threw it to the ground

[3njoysk8ing]

did anyone notice the women stealing hot dogs at 0:46

[MusicOfNoahLuna]

My dads not phone!! Duh!

[knifeofshadow43]

I took my dog and threw it on the ground. I aint going to be part of this system

[flyinjay007jpa]

I was in bed waiting on my girl. she shows me handcuffs and says shes gunna have fun. I said "Maaaaaan, what do i look like, a sex slave?" i took em and threw em on the ground. You aint gunna handcuff me, im not gunna be part of this system.

[y0uSUCKatTHIS]

My brother tried to talk during the song.. I threw him on the GROUND!!!!!

[LeliaMuse]

IM OBSESSED!

[flagulfcoast]

Best Andy Samberg ever! I took this comment AND THREW IT ON THE GROOOOUND!!

[PS3NeXuS]

This has been stuck in my head all week so when I got to my friends house to play football I took his helmet and THREW IT TO THE GROOOUUNND!!!

[StevenIzLazy]

sdfnmasldnc,nasms.cxndnk Sorry i threw my keyboard on the ground...

[djladyak]

how can anyone not like this? lol 

[Stanielberries]

a hooker tried to give me aids so i was like dahm girl and i THREW HER ON THE GROUND

[helenandothers]

i love this! can't stop laughing! my favorite is the birthday one:D

[helenandothers]

i love thisQ can't stop laughing! my favorite is the birthday one:D

[trvius]

Note the boiled goose.

[ArsenalFan20007]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

[GTEyez]

like if ur tempted to throw things on da ground

[aceacebabay17]

GROUNDDDDDD

[BORATPWNU]

Does anyone else think the synth is fucking sick?

[silence433]

i love how elijah wood looks at ryan reynolds in a kind of cruelly gay way

as if he's saying "I'm so happy I'm tazing Andy Samberg butthole with you right now!"

haha!

love the video btw, always makes me laugh

[hpepper41]

yea the cake looks really good in this vid!

[welly391]

Lol

[1128PDaddy]

OMG!!!!!!!!!! I watch SNL all the time cuz of will ferell and them!!!!!!!!! And that was hilarious!!!!

[BORATPWNU]

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS!

[jokerfan24]

Lol Ryan Reynolds

[PwincessNienah]

Happy Birthday To The Ground...

1:40

[BEATLESRAWSOME97]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!!!! LOL

[clydecromey]

The WOMAN at 0:46 was putting her money away. Are 89 people blind?

[bombcaryah]

@clydecromey yes barry you piece of shit!! im watching every one your dirty little moves, be carfull!

[Jake5231]

the best!

[roylaryth]

its not my dad, its a cellphone!!!!

[niveasunshine]

about 100 people are definitly gay ;)

[BENNYOVE]

" Man, this aint my dad. This is a cellphone !!! "

[nadia300791]

This is my ringtone :p

[nafaidni]

And 94 people's buttholes are on fire, XD

[thearrah]

@nafaidni thats what those Hollywood phonies get...

[TheAggiefan21]

itunes PLEASE!!!!!! I WANT IT ON MY IPOD!!!!!!

[rich58ful]

theres a blue thing in the cake

[PandahsRaweshum12]

hes dad isnt a cell phone 1:28

[Lucky73096]

2:10 FUCK SALT !

[Turtlezr00l]

maaaaaaaaaan, this aint my dad, this is a cellphone!!!

thats when i jizzd in mah pants

[TheMetalmaniacX]

95 ppl....missed the ground

[multihappydayz]

@TheMetalmaniacX they prob hit the guy in the face instead

[TheMetalmaniacX]

@multihappydayz more then likely lol

[3njoysk8ing]

i remade this song with the same lyrics and voice just had me in it for a movie project. it was so awesome but this is still better.

[MrDashoot]

95 ppl are a part of the system

[YutubeIsForDumbfucks]

moral of the story: don't be a liberal vegan hippie douchebag

[nocandy4u2]

Xd I love this video. real Moral of the Story: Don't be an idiotic douchebag

[multihappydayz]

Mann!!! I threw it on the ground... me: OMG MY GOLDFISH

[andresaimar2010]

lol @raynolds and elijah wood's faces when they tased him loool

[monFURY6]

MANN!!!

[ShaneDawsonfan47204]

Wat system? The wii?!? Lol jk!

[MetallicaPuppets1]

wtf why is all the words backwords

[SwaggOverDose]

@MetallicaPuppets1 he flipped the video for copyright purposes . i m guessing .

[YewBumz]

maybe he just dont like energey drinks, free hot dogs, blackberry's, and birthday cakes

[DurwardMatt]

@YewBumz Naw, he's just an adult

[mafthb]

Is this a parody?

Or is The Lonely Island just that good?

[DEVILDOC2LAR]

@mafthb theyre just that good

[dixsley]

@mafthb they iz that good

[mafthb]

Is this a parody?

Or is The Lonely Island just that good?

[MsLoveme2009]

whats the other guy name that was sitting with ryan reynolds ? plsssss

[andu1337]

@MsLoveme2009 Ever heard of Elijah Wood? lol

[MsLoveme2009]

@andu1337 omg i didn't recognise him ;D thxx for the help

[YeahItsIlona]

:O Ryan Reynolds!

[z3r0d4z3]

Wicked funny XD just a fyi the beat is a high frequency of the song "Woo Boost" by Casper (its dubstep) dubsteponthaground!!!11

[xoBessyxo]

Omgg i love this ! <3

[PotadoTomado]

I love this so much.

[YewBumz]

I Understand Andy. Im Not A Part Of This System. Happy BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

[scr3wyou2sob]

94 people must be THROWN ON THE GROUND!!!

[GummyLPM]

Welkom 2 Thee Real Worldd Jackass!!!!LMA00x)

[nhommon]

whats he doing at a birthday party

[goblinwarchief21]

My dad's not a phone! I love the monkey hop over the table.

[mikasangrillz]

I'm so glad the highest rated comment dont say "94 people are part of the system". finally, a win youtube

[xxMrsGaebWayxx]

You can't trust the system.

[kyuibi]

i bet this was fun to make

[bxgtboy]

LMAO Ryan Renolds

[CRxTRDude]

GROUND!!!!!

We're not part of tis frigging system! hehe (Nice one TLI!)

[itsMGOBLUE4]

in soviet russia, ground throw on you

[RoxySongbird]

94 peoples buttholes were tasered.

[missjaysto]

i can watch this video over and over and it still never gets old.

[ImmortalNyx]

The look on the kids face when he says "Welcome to the real world, Jackass!" 1:49 xD

[NoelleWillKillYOU]

WHATS HIS PROBLEM WITH THROWING SHIT ON THE GROUND I DONT GET IT

[MickeyKat11]

i was typing this comment and i threw my laptop on the ground ;]

[thereefernander]

What, chu' think I'm stupid?! 1:25

[mikasangrillz]

Just the astonishment of the hot dog guy...amazing

[chlover19]

omg i can't stop laughing :D

[monkeyboy2628]

94 people didnt throw it on the ground

[iloco1998]

i was screamin and squirmin, my butthole was on fire!! they teased me to the ground!!!!!!!!!!!

[Postwarchives]

he through his own phone on the ground XD

[MannyC2013]

LOVE THIS!

[MannyC2013]

GROUND!

[kayinyomouf]

IM AN ADDDDDUUULLLTTTT :D

[ittybitty0716]

Happy Birthday to the GROUND...bahahahahaha.. this it was to funny!!

[DydyPSG]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN !

[ZuluOscarZuluZulu]

hahahahaha 0:52

[admtynov9]

9,316 people are an adults [;

[Baios81]

lol this production is so good even with joking lyrics i would still listen to it like a normal song!

on the grouuunnnndddddddddddd

[Kia044]

2:30

Yessss young Elijah, give in to your hatred!

[ThePoonInspector]

Man what do i look like a charity case?

thumbs up if your not a part of the system