Heres a Totti joke, in English: Totti calls a travel agency to ask how long it takes to fly from Milan to Rome. "Just a second," the agent responds. "Thanks a lot," Totti says and hangs up.
ohhhh xD you had to look at google translater what that means xD such a loser....sir commander i wanna be your soldier! commander sir! hahahaha you are such a loser! loser! oh you are so dangerous: go ahead and fuck yourself xDDDD i can only laugh about that loser!
@blabla86117 Go and eat your fucking vietello tonato and shut up. And no I don't have to have a dictionary to look for that. And no, I am not american either, seems to be so easy for you spaghetti eaters to imply. If I would be in Serie A, Totti would have had his leg broken, for sure.
@blabla86117 you fuckhead, why don't I come after you fucker? Only sucking I see here is your mom at my dick, so shut up. You know that Totti is an asshole and one of the most unfair playes to ever play, makes Roy Keane look like a rookie.
@Commander297 ahhh c'mon shut up, you don't know anything about football and the only way to say something is offending my mother. Totti is maybe an unfair player but he plays like a GOD. So go and throw your head against a wall and then you'll recognize that ypu are just a little piece of shit.
@Commander297 You're a fucking loser. What ? You're American ? Why don't you go eat fucking McDonald's considering you live in the most obese nation in the world you fat fuck. Did you know that 3/5 Americans can't find America on a map ? That's fucking pathetic you stupid, fat fuck. Go kill yourself. You insult Italy because you can't get off your fat ass, pick up a dictionary and translate it yourself.
Fuck you faggot. Why don't you come say that shit to my face so I can bang you in pussy.
@ItalianRacer7 who says I am american? I would find cities like Lido di Jesolo or Finale Ligure without a problem on your map, you dickhead. Glad you can find America on a web. I am closer than you think I am, might be careful what you wish for. Have been so many times to your country, I despise players like Totti and Materrazzi, big babies but unfair like shit. Stronzo is a very well known word, no need for a fucking dictionary for that.
So go and eat your pizza neapolitana, or funghi Ciao
Sei un mito Francè!! Alla faccia de tutti quelli che te vonno male! Perchè chi te vo' male è solo perchè sta a rosicà de nun avè mai incotrato nella vita 'n' grande come te. La gente te odia e ce odia perchè noantri Romani semo solari semo veri e spontani e se dovemo mannà a fanculo la gente lo famo senza facce troppi problemi e sopratutto semo orgogliosi de esse Romani ora e per sempre!!! Perchè noi l'umorismo ce l'avemo ner sangue!!!!! AVE ROMA!!
Im bulgarian but I speak English and I'm learning Spanish. I believe we should all be nice and find a way to communicate. Since English is really popular then why not make a translation? It will only take a few minutes and many people will appreciate it. I bet you'd like to be able to understand a funny video in a foreign language too.
is not that easy to translate and even with a good transaltion im not sure you'll be able to understand because these jokes has been made in italian with some italian words triks so is reasonable to think that just an italian speacker will be able to understand. anyway i'm sorry for u cause they are too funny... :P
hahahaahahahhhh come dice capitan rocchi totti e' davvero un comico nato e loro si incazzano pure..... basta guardare qui hahahahah
MultiTenebra 3 months ago
@MultiTenebra SOLO "CAPITAN ROCCHI" GIA' FA RIDE AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MattiaTotti10 3 months ago
@Burlandi666 Brutta bestia l ' invidia !
fedeasr90 5 months ago
ANTO' HO FATTO NA CACATA..E DAI NN ESSE COSI' VOLGARE SI DICE FECI..C HAI RAGIONE FECI NA CACATA AHAHAHA DAJE MAGGICAAAAAAA
MrAlexFede 5 months ago 2
trpp divertenti
TheGra98 5 months ago
@Commander297 NERD! I'm italian. PROBLEM MOTHERFUCKER?
MegaDanni93 1 year ago
C'hai ragione, feci na cagata!
Amaurikkio11 1 year ago
Heres a Totti joke, in English: Totti calls a travel agency to ask how long it takes to fly from Milan to Rome. "Just a second," the agent responds. "Thanks a lot," Totti says and hangs up.
Pippin76 1 year ago
Secondo me Cassano l'ultima non l'ha capita, ha una faccia...
metropolis951 1 year ago
this is the biggest asshole player ever, Totti is stupid and unfair. FUCK HIIM
Commander297 1 year ago
@Commander297
fuck you sir commander sir!
blabla86117 1 year ago
@blabla86117 why don't you piece of fucking shit go ahead and fuck yourself, stronzo!!!!
Commander297 1 year ago
@Commander297
ohhhh xD you had to look at google translater what that means xD such a loser....sir commander i wanna be your soldier! commander sir! hahahaha you are such a loser! loser! oh you are so dangerous: go ahead and fuck yourself xDDDD i can only laugh about that loser!
blabla86117 1 year ago
@blabla86117 don't have to look for stupid shit like this in a translator. Now shut up and eat your spaghettis and talk to your Mafia, you fuckhead.
Commander297 1 year ago
@Commander297
yes sir commander sir! loser xD
blabla86117 1 year ago
@blabla86117 Go and eat your fucking vietello tonato and shut up. And no I don't have to have a dictionary to look for that. And no, I am not american either, seems to be so easy for you spaghetti eaters to imply. If I would be in Serie A, Totti would have had his leg broken, for sure.
Commander297 1 year ago
@Commander297 haha don't you see that you suck?
go and kill yourself fatass
blabla86117 1 year ago
@blabla86117 you fuckhead, why don't I come after you fucker? Only sucking I see here is your mom at my dick, so shut up. You know that Totti is an asshole and one of the most unfair playes to ever play, makes Roy Keane look like a rookie.
Commander297 1 year ago
@Commander297 ahhh c'mon shut up, you don't know anything about football and the only way to say something is offending my mother. Totti is maybe an unfair player but he plays like a GOD. So go and throw your head against a wall and then you'll recognize that ypu are just a little piece of shit.
blabla86117 1 year ago 3
@Commander297 why all the hate?
OdrikT800 6 months ago
@Commander297 You're a fucking loser. What ? You're American ? Why don't you go eat fucking McDonald's considering you live in the most obese nation in the world you fat fuck. Did you know that 3/5 Americans can't find America on a map ? That's fucking pathetic you stupid, fat fuck. Go kill yourself. You insult Italy because you can't get off your fat ass, pick up a dictionary and translate it yourself.
Fuck you faggot. Why don't you come say that shit to my face so I can bang you in pussy.
ItalianRacer7 1 year ago
@ItalianRacer7 who says I am american? I would find cities like Lido di Jesolo or Finale Ligure without a problem on your map, you dickhead. Glad you can find America on a web. I am closer than you think I am, might be careful what you wish for. Have been so many times to your country, I despise players like Totti and Materrazzi, big babies but unfair like shit. Stronzo is a very well known word, no need for a fucking dictionary for that.
So go and eat your pizza neapolitana, or funghi Ciao
Commander297 1 year ago
TOTTI E' UNO STRONZO
asdfasdfas9 1 year ago
hihi
nonloindovini 1 year ago
hihi
nonloindovini 1 year ago
feci na cagata haha fortissimi tutti e dui forza cassano forza bari barese x sempre
Armando93Italy 2 years ago 3
ahahah feci na cagata xD
yenzudottor 2 years ago 2
è morto l'italiano
giuseppe4545 2 years ago
A daniele non gli piace
ISPANICOTERIBBILE 2 years ago
ahah
Gemmetella93 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
porque parece que
en todo los videos
se burlan de
totti?
kucher666 2 years ago
son bromas...
dajeromadajeroma 2 years ago
porque se burlan de totti...
888ENRY888 2 years ago
@888ENRY888 por que es sabido que es el jugador más ignorante y menos culto de toda italia
nuovofrack 2 years ago
si, lo se, no era una pregunta... es uno de los mas ignorantes, hay muchos otros...
888ENRY888 2 years ago
Antò...ho fatto na cacata....
A Ke...xD
markolincio699 2 years ago 3
INTER ZERU TITULI!!!.
XenogearsTheFifthFN 2 years ago
Sei un mito Francè!! Alla faccia de tutti quelli che te vonno male! Perchè chi te vo' male è solo perchè sta a rosicà de nun avè mai incotrato nella vita 'n' grande come te. La gente te odia e ce odia perchè noantri Romani semo solari semo veri e spontani e se dovemo mannà a fanculo la gente lo famo senza facce troppi problemi e sopratutto semo orgogliosi de esse Romani ora e per sempre!!! Perchè noi l'umorismo ce l'avemo ner sangue!!!!! AVE ROMA!!
ersimo 2 years ago 3
Ti potevi evitare ave roma...
fran81cesco 2 years ago
DAJEE
bellapetuttidario93 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
MAMMA MIA CHE COGLIONI, TOTTI STUPIDO
piccione1970 2 years ago
ahahah w roma
erlupogiallorosso 2 years ago
ANTONIO RUUUULES! =D
giuls711 2 years ago 5
This comment has received too many negative votes show
mammamiaaaaa ma come cazzo parln qua a napoli se uno parla in quel modo si dice ma k si nu cacaj
gabrielievicius 2 years ago
"...Antò, ho fatto na cagata..."
uhauhauha
diegocozzolino 2 years ago 3
però è ficato
browing44 2 years ago
Totti si popo na bestia
browing44 2 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah miticooooooooooooooo
LupusRamoneFan 2 years ago
Comment removed
Jackassbg2 2 years ago
It's enough to live in Italy :D
Archj86 2 years ago 6
e allora xkè guardi il video???why do you see this video^^??
CANDIDO1992 2 years ago 7
grande antò!!! fenomeno di bari vecchia, un genio in tutto
Agirulfo86 3 years ago 20
0:30 to 0:40
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ItaliaSoccerMan 3 years ago
difficult to translate because of all the jokes are made of Totti pure Roman
zeroxy66 3 years ago
hahahahahaha ti do5
Elbartolo99 3 years ago
Cassano si nu trimon!
dreaman1981 3 years ago
can someone translate this please
q8kuwait10 3 years ago 2
Lasciate perdere, questa non è roba per voi;)
Jarni1979 3 years ago 2
lool..sorry i dont speak italian..i wish though
q8kuwait10 3 years ago
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
paolokest 3 years ago
che accentaccio che abbiamo noi baresi XD il mio non è così forte però XD
Hollyitalia 3 years ago 3
me vabbe ce fasc......forza bari
pellifac 3 years ago
grande pupone
ggrrraassoo 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
tranlation?
SmutJunkie 3 years ago
why the english people always think that all the stuff has to be translated into english, learn a little bit of idioms dude...
sstuckED 3 years ago 50
Im bulgarian but I speak English and I'm learning Spanish. I believe we should all be nice and find a way to communicate. Since English is really popular then why not make a translation? It will only take a few minutes and many people will appreciate it. I bet you'd like to be able to understand a funny video in a foreign language too.
TheEvilPadawan 3 years ago 2
is not that easy to translate and even with a good transaltion im not sure you'll be able to understand because these jokes has been made in italian with some italian words triks so is reasonable to think that just an italian speacker will be able to understand. anyway i'm sorry for u cause they are too funny... :P
amiantoz 3 years ago
Ah it's ok cuz I understood some of the other Totti videos like the one with Del Piero lol :D
TheEvilPadawan 3 years ago
my dear friend < there is no way to translate any kind of jokes from the mother lenguage to other idioms! these is sad but also true.
tutunci 3 years ago
there usually is man! dont worry about it though
TheEvilPadawan 3 years ago 2
queste le hanno prese tutti da un film di pierino
l'ho visto l'altro ieri e c'erano le stesse battute
ziosamsamsam 3 years ago 2
moo cassano quando aveva l'accento barese XD
grandè tonin !
sharkynoooo 3 years ago 6
loooooooool
crazyyanima 3 years ago
feci una cacata!>1
antogale08 3 years ago 2
cassano uno spettacolo!
pignalosa 3 years ago
ahahahahahahahaha =)
CARMINETOR92 3 years ago
ahahaaahauhauha... :-D
alek31style 3 years ago
ahahahahahha
dajefuck 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Translation !!!
AlexDelPiero07 4 years ago
metti a cassano
oocavallooo 4 years ago
sì, in manicomio...
rdarmin 3 years ago