The Shining: "I'm gonna bash your brains in."

[cepeda]

As thoon as pathible???  LOVE IT!!!!

[psyclonis5150]

@lykamothalicka so true, I DIE laughing EVERY time. I cant believe it never gets old LOL

[fecalicous]

Mu fav part.......I'm not gonna hurt you ,I'm just gonna bash your brains in.I'm gonna bash em right the fuck in....HAHAHAHAHAHA

[allideas2]

"I ..just, uh ...wanted ...to talk to you." (with baseball bat)

"Okay. Let's talk."

"Wendy, darling, light of my life ....I'm not gunna hurt cha. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said: I'm not gunna hurt cha. I'm just gunna bash your brains in ..I'm gunna bash them right the fuck in!"

BEST QUOTES EVER!!!!

[mrbattlenet]

Did anybody els laugh as hard as i did at this

[cepeda]

@mrbattlenet I always laugh at this fucking scene. I cant help it. I think its because we can kind of relate to how he is feeling. Hes irritated as hell and is just expressing himself... That and hes fucking insane. But youre not alone. I laugh real hard everytime I see this.

[pepinozinanasshole]

6 peoplke got their brains bashed in

[isaiahismuhnigga]

@pepinozinanasshole

faggot

[OutlawYank]

I said I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in...gonna bash em right the fuck in!

[Youviewer18]

0:36 - 0:54. Love that.

[RockAndFunk]

great acting + bizarre looking wife + weirdo kid = great movie :D

[MegaSpongebob94]

Great movie! But that woman has got to be the worst actress ever!

[TheTechnoBrain]

@Ookamiboy12 The Simpsons Tree house of horror! Where's my cookie?

[KaristaSwiss]

Hey the First act of violence is Wendy hitting his head :o whoooa :)

[longboardstud]

I love how Jack treats his woman....

[Pettept]

The quality is great to be 240p. Many other videos looks aweful at 240p :)

[tulkasplane]

@Aimitolcic Agreed! How could you not enjoy this epic creation! Best acting in the history of the world!

[tulkasplane]

@Aimitolcic Agreed! How could you not enjoy this epic creation! Best acting in the history of the world!

[JuggernogJunky]

1:15 that kid is tripping out even more than me dropping acid...

[Ookamiboy12]

gimmee the bat! gimme the bat! gimme the bat-bat-batteroooo! hahaha! scaredy cat! reeeeeeeeh! *sees face in mirror* AH! *falls down stairs*

cookie to whoever gets where that's from :D

[dalek14mc]

@Aimitolcic-Actually, I think someone bashed their brains in...

[alenk75]

omg what a bitch!

[fullmetalmedji]

Nicholson should have gotten an Oscar nomination for this.

[jaredabccrisscross]

@fullmetalmedji

Instead, Kubrick got nominated for a razzie for worst director.

[Guigley]

This scene is so funny. Nicholson will go down as one of the all-time greatest actors.

[rickvice90]

Jack Nicholson proved that he is a fucking genius when it comes to acting. I've never seen him do a dull performance. This character he portrays and "the Joker" are my two faves.

[claudiamareee]

Its good because the part where Jack sticks his tongue out isn't in the script. All the cast went a little bit crazy during the filming and apparently he added that in himself without prompting.

[fluffnpuff]

You can't see it because this clip is so low quality but Jack Nicholson sticks out his tongue in this really funny, creepy way when he's asking for the bat.

[redneckgurl5677]

@fluffnpuff This clip is in great quality.

[sleve420]

@redneckgurl5677 no, it's not. The clip is 240p....terrible quality. Just poiting that out

[sleve420]

@redneckgurl5677 No, it's not. The clip is 240p...terrible quality. Just pointing that out.

[blacklotus808]

@sleve420

echo !

[baboonsofsteel43]

JACK NO !!!! (at 5:17) I want to see you bash her fucking brains in !!!

[gj804]

"Wendy, darling, light of my life, I'm not gonna hurt you. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash them right the fuck in."

[JRock005]

What are you doing down here?

[Maniacjelly]

6 People don't like it. 6 People need to see the doctor. 6 People need to watch a hotel till May 1st, and 6 people don't want to have their brains smashed right the fuck in!

[BVoe]

"When do you think  MAYBE he should be taken to a doctor?!"

I love him!!! :))

[kuribayashi84]

6 People need to see a Doctor... *as SOON as POSSIBLLLEE*

[UnkelPhucker6]

fuck yea SKINLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[DackJanielsOne]

@UnkelPhucker6 Extermination of my filthy species

[BloodRedRei]

lmao everytime I see this, I cant help but giggle.

[DanniiXDoomm]

you asked for the bat she gave you the bat.

[eaterofpie108]

holly shit htis movie is great!

[Joker2982]

Love the creepy smile :P

[kotzundspring]

bash the brains in? thats a quick death.



[hero0fdarkthepker]

Reminds me of my roomi and his girlfriend, haha

[JizzOnAPetriDish]

My wife acts the same way whenever I come home from work.

[Evileater]

@JizzOnAPetriDish i hope you beat the shit out of her

[ThaddeusRobe]

@JizzOnAPetriDish Well, if you would just finish your novel.

[y2jrkofan]

LOL wendy was so annoying

i really wanted him to kill her

[jaqua524]

@y2jrkofan agreed!

[Jman4Life45]

Jack Nicholson should have won a Emmy for his performance. This scene is classic. It shows that Jack has gone bye bye.

[boondocksaintmurphy]

"Right the fuck in!!!"

[Jackieson32]

dude that doesnt even seem like jack nicholson!!! he did a great job here

[JudgeMagisterDelita]

Kubrick + King + Nicholson = EPIC WIN

[akumatekkusu666]

Should have made his joker more like this and read killing joke.

[ZaireBetter]

@akumatekkusu666

In 1989...no way would they have let the Joker be like this. Jack's Joker was great anyway. What this does prove is that he could have played Nolan's Joker as well as also.

[JimBoopLoop]

No tv no beer makes homer go something something...crazy ..don't mind iff i doooo

[Kerriangel]

What do you think Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of no Tv and no Beer make Homer something, something,

Go crazy?

DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!!!

[RUSSTRADAMUS]

4:24 - 4:30

was used in THE CIRCLE OF TYRANTS song CARNIVORES & the beat of that song samples ZOMBIES 2

check it out its classic just like thi smove

[machogamer]

True Joker.

If he was like that in the old batman movie.it would of been alot better i think

[atlsocojm22]

5:06 "Give me the bat. WWUNDDEEY!  ♫ gimme the bat. give me the bat ♫"

[wyliedraper92]

he sounded like chucky when he said.."I'm gonna bash your brains in."

[XXNeMo818XX]

No one plays a villain like Jack.

[vacuumlover1]

Lol @ her swinging the bat when hes not even coming at her..

[pagpag05]

"I'm not going to hurt you...." Great scene.  Great film.

[ayanamireiOO]

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

[ItsCrobar]

holy shit its hilarious when he imitates her

"as soon as possible?!"

[JCmakesBEATS]

Who directed this movie? I can't remeber. But its so well written, and directed. The shots in this movie are incredible to me. One of my favorite films.

[linkfan160]

@JCmakesBEATS Stanley Kubrick. Apparantly one of the best directors of all time.And yes, they are incredible.

[TheGarcia350]

madman act WIN!!!

[teletubbykiller23]

One question?: how did jack become a madman?

[glowyrm]

@teletubbykiller23

Watch the movie man, it's great.

[teletubbykiller23]

the shining makes normal real insane mad people look normal compared to how jack's level of insanity is

[phxsns1]

0:52 I like how that part syncs up with the music

[UofLCardFan08]

Good acting by both actors. Jack, the maniac, and Shelly with her fear that seems so real.

[heatbucspies55]

@UofLCardFan08

I agree. People criticize her for it, but I thought it was pretty good.

I mean, what would you really be like in that situation? Pretty much how she was.

And of course, Jack is unbelievable.

[FartScrap]

Bash them right the fuck in! *shrug*

[Vassild]

2:26 as soon as possible?!?!

[Michaelnj123]

"I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in *happy face*"... Jacky, you're the best

[marcalu]

"Okay, lets talk.......... What do you wanna talk about?" That was funny.

[sj97inr4]

my favorite scene of the movie.

"give me the bat!"

[FREZMEAT5]

4:15-4:20;

"Wendy...DARLING!?!...LIGHT! OF MY LIFE!"

lmfao, classic.

[Seddieness]

Wendy is funny LMAO...

[Jeppe0703]

"when do you think MAYBE he should be taken to a doctor" xD cracked me up!

[mizpain624]

@7979paul his wife is annoying jk i think it was the house or somethin

[furQ]

gimme the baaat!

[mijoken08]

this scene was one of the best scenes in the movie even though wendy was a moron with the 'OBVIOUSLY" locked door

[BiggerBango]

the scariest part of the movie is shelly duvall

[shrksE]

The simpsons version sucks nicholson beats it!

[3ombieautopilot]

Nicholson is a funny guy! :D

[ntn777]

by far the best horror movie of all time, you'll NEVER see a movie like days nowadays, just that "Saw" crap

[JeterSwisherFan88]

@ntn777 I agree with you. Stanley Kubrick went out of his way to bring this fantastic cinema masterpiece to the screen. Most other horror films are just disgusting images from hell. This one is unique in its own right.

[ntn777]

@JeterSwisherFan88 Its awesome 'cause its all psychological, no need for nasty broken arms or blood all the time, this movie really disturbs your mind in a particular way

[AllCop1]

One of the greatest movies of all time!! An absolute masterpiece!! Nicholson ROCKS!!!

[Silvertrine]

He's only teasing why is she so scared. Its just a game.

[spyrothehuman]

@Silvertrine remember... the safety word is bananna

[wyliedraper92]

@spyrothehuman dude thats funny!

[liljay121833]

Most underrated film of all time.

[Bram25]

Jack Nicholson, Kubrick, an empty scary hotel and Nicholson eternal insane face: GOLD! EPIC GOLD!!

[codymilbrodt45]

im gonna bach them right the fuck in....god thats sinister

[4543563]

I'd bash the fuck out of his brains while he was knocked out.

[ElectricLadyland87]

@Falloutman666 give me the bat marge... give me the bat,bat,bat

[Nekosculta]

2:24 "as soon as possible...?" rofl

WENDY IS SO UGLY,I WANT TO VOMIT !!!

[iiloueyou]

OMG WHY IS THAT BITCH SO UGLY! sorry its just bugging me

[7franny7]

shes sooo anoooying init!

[jigsawbloodbath]

2:24 lol

[Benjamin0197]

My favourite quote of all time

[Pipelord33]

it's funny, I've found this movie by listening to an Angerfist song =D (Angerfist - Close To You)

it actually is my favorite song by angerfist and i think im going to LOVE this movie ^-^

[kalebpage]

@Pipelord33 haha nice dude! I had seen this movie a few times, and I listened to Angerfist song which sort of led me back to this. Angerfist is fucking insane.

[LordChadwick777]

2:24

"As soon as possible.... ..!?!?"

HAHAHAHA, BRILLIANT

[surberdis]

I dont think she's acting Jack Nicholson is scary!

[plutusstyxgo]

Absolutley awesome scene here! Jack is such a great actor, and good job from wendy, too. True Classic.

[andres65080]

my fav scene from the shining. the music with the moments and everything is just pure genius from kubricks mind.

[lukacarroll]

angerfist song "close to you" uses samples from this. kick arse.

[darkmaxdude]

i luv this like im gonna bash ur brains in im gonna bash the right the f!*/ in lol hahahahaha

[HomicidalAxe]

i love that line more than heres johnny...more sinister =) still heres johnny the 1 line and this one #2

[baggedyman]

HAHA

My favorite part of this scene was the staircase part 4:07

NNNNuh

Wendy, darling, lighTuh of my liFuh

[BLOOD666BLADE]

What a badass scene,one of my faves.....

I love the way Jack goes to grab her,that manic expression on his face!!!!

[loviedovie222]

Jack was made for this part, I loved when he mocked her at 2:26, classic!

[Burtick2483]

When he mocks his wife, there's no question that Jack Nicholson is a genius in these kinds of movies!

[BINNY128]

Jack's the BEST! He knows how to handle situations.

[Thrashaero]

took her long enough to figure out the fuckin bolt in the door handle.

[lawzsocom]

the best movie he says what all guys want to say to there wifes or girlfriends welllll are yo concerned about me yessssss of courseeee you areeeeeee

[mondeoee]

Jack nicholson is the king!!!!!!!!!

[345darthmaul1]

actually its jack torranse

[atlsocojm22]

@345darthmaul1 no.

[monsterboy31]

@mondeoee I thought that was Elvis...

LOL I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Please don't start cussing me out for that.

[yankirules]

I DON'T THINK THATS TRUE

[GirlFreak90]

All hail Jack, the king of madmen!

[tommusicfan19]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

[ipwnualltohell]

THE BEST PART OF THE FILM!

[millvalleyrn]

check out the movie trailer.

in the dark of course...

[MadSnowmen]

im gana be just like em =[)

[edjonesy57]

as son as possible lmfao

[edjonesy57]

jack nicholson is awsome.

the woman palying wendy is fuck ugly

[smenkinsa]

nicholson is fuckin psychothic ahaha i love him in every movie i watched wit him

[Jessthegurl1192]

i think the woman playing wendys scarier than jack nicholson... Nicholson plays a great part here!!

[Astraldragon1]

I'm suprised all he had was just a broken or swollen ankle..plus a hell of a headache...I'm suprised he didn't brake his back , arm or leg..

[Astraldragon1]

of course the bat is rubber, I'm sure you didn't think she hit him with a real bat..

[dilcofilms]

i love that laugh he does when he says i'm gonna bash em right the fuck in.

[Timetakesusall]

Me too! Completely makes the moment.

[cmsasuke17]

lol everything jack do makes me laugh every movie, every action, every sentence and every word he does or makes... makes me laugh hard, and thats why jack is funny and can be a comedian.

[dudedude270]

jack nichelson playes a brilliant mad person

[LieNsvilde]

shelly isent the best actor, but hell, shes a brilliant screamer ! no one had done it better

[pownown]

His expression is so brilliant when he says "And I'd like to know what they are", so so so brilliant.

[ProjectSWOLENESS]

well spotted - right on.

This whole piece is just BRILLIANT acting.

[itsantoine]

I Have.

[WWAAK]

Ah it's jack... playing himself. :D

[tinybrianna]

i think that Jack really got into the movie more than Shelly dont u think?

[theQuest88]

Jack is the only one who could play that part......:pppp he's amazing!!!

[musiccritick101]

Shelly was in and out of bad health during the filming so I think her roll is unsung slightly.

[kuribayashi84]

Man, Modern Classical Music is so goddamn scary!

[Guigley]

I'll bet the audience who first saw "The Shining" in theaters had the same reaction we did to the Joker in "The Dark Knight." 29 years later and ol' Jack still pulls the chillstrings.

[pwalsh211]

..what?

[theberzerker0]

Dude, this is in Angerfist's Close to You, I never knew it was from this movie.

[Swiffers]

I laughed histarically at that part, I have a weird sense of humor.

[GillesGerais]

you aint the only one i love this part to i was off my ass fucking rollong on the florr puking at this part it was so funny

[Swiffers]

Wow! I've never puked from laughing.

[threestoogesfan2]

i laughed hysterically at that part. i have a weird sense of humor.

[Theechosen1from1993]

"as soon as possible"

[seanyboi234]

"what should be done with him.. -smirk"

[threestoogesfan2]

we're watching "the shining" in my fairy tales and folklore class (as part of our "Bluebeard" unit) and on the back of my permission slip I wrote "all work and no play makes jack a dull boy" about a million times.

[supergaymonster]

that child actor was fantastic.

[AlyssaCyrushax3]

"wendy my darling" . . "light of my life" ahahahahahahaha

[skelitor120]

i'm not going to hurt you... i'm gona bash your fucking brains in!

[HanTwilightFan]

Hahaa,

This film is soooo funny :)

It's more funny than scary :)

Hahaa, Wendy is hilarious, such a dramatic actress.

I love it when Jack goes "Heeeerreee'ssss Johnny!"

[curtisrunstedler]

"When do you think MAYBE he should be taken to a doctor?!"

love that bit!

[talkaboutwacky]

I can sympathize with Jacks insanity, I've been snowed in my house and it makes you crazy, if I had an axe I probably would have knocked down a door. Unfortunately I didn't hallucinate bartenders

[LieNsvilde]

I LOVE IT !