Crazy Kerry

[OneShamelessKid]

I party with my boobies on too, Kerry.

[MickC88]

"Oh yea, she stole ma fish...ah, was a good fish..."

In a word...Giggleworthy. In two words.....Very giggleworthy

[JMUDoc]

"We have remorse for Greeks, crab grass and uranium"

Best sentence ever constructed.

[TheBirdMamma]

I have Wolves living under my sink of course, too.

[TheCuza]

Enable the Google Subtitles on this. They always make the videos even funnier and this is one of my favourites as it is.

In fact, enable it on all the videos.

[ZombieChopTop]

i'll rub her tits while she shits on me face, while...the world....suffers

so many hilarious parts in each video, i could quote all day

[IsabelBarrett40]

Audience; "You suck!

Kery; says you

[cheech6g]

".... I forgot to pack the fruit punch... fag, wussy, penis nose."

muwahahahaha!

Dayjoborchestra fucking rules!

Sandwiches and apple juice forever!

[PyrozPlayground]

Did he say "Wolves living under my sink, of course"? lol

[Scruffy75]

Yeah, ofcourse.

[ammonjerro47]

You are the funniest person in the world! I laugh so much I nearly die!

[ChuckneyYT]

I think this is your best XD

*sings*

"Oh yeah, she stole my fish.

Ah-er, it was a good fish."

[nomadak723]

I wish I had superpowers, I'd turn into Popeye!

[ilovestdsandcereal]

lmaooo asshole... asshole..... asshole

[ExquisiteDoom]

This one looks the most realistic of all DJO stuff ;p Sounds like the real thing!

[utuber586]

hehehe this was funny

[motorcitystevo]

there's wolfs living under my sink....of course.

[Borbnert]

We gotta change words. That's the Orwell way to do it.

[motorcitystevo]

I know this is not the right time for me to buy some whores.

[DekalbBlues]

But of course. We have remorse for Greeks, crabgrass, and uranium... while the world suffers.

[buffuzo]

Ok man, who is goin' to Tim Horton's for the donuts?

[RottingintheMidwest]

well... this is better than any speech Kerry gave when he was trying to run for president.

[greeniem]

george bush and you destroyed this nation you nazi hobo

[koolandthegang37]

lmao lmao :-)

[Sinquisition]

I wish that I could just... wrap each of you in my arms and squeeze the shit out of you. Because you made me lose.

[cfh2558]

Ice cream.... get outta here.

[Retardidid]

"I party with my boobies on" lol

[Nephilim70]

Only one word can sum this up.... Apple Juice

[MrsEssence]

Do you want your kids driving to a dyke club? 'Cause if they are, I could drive 'em home.

[GordonMorrice]

That's a great image, isn't it?!

[Klah123456789]

TMI,lol i wish bush dies too

[Scotty7617]

If the 9/11 attacks had never happened this would be Bush giving this speech after losing in a landslide.

Lucky for him he had those attacks to exploit the hell out of, keep the people nice and scared and help him from having to focus on other issues.

[dayjoborchestra]

I don't think 'luck" had anything to do with it...

[chrispollock]

of course it was luck. happened right when he needed them to happen, when people thought he was a joke, comedy central had a show that made fun of him. then the attacks happen and boom, he's a fucking hero for some reason. it was luck that it happened to him at that time

[pr0t0color]

Yep, 9/11 couldn't have been better for Bush if he planned it... wait... maybe... no, he's too stupid. It had to have been Rove and Cheney doing the planning.

[penguin102]

the lip-synch is brilliant!

[vonPeterhof]

You had me at "smoking and talking every Friday - gotta go out, get some head..."

[ESHbyESH]

Sing for us! "Oh yeah.. she stole m'fish... that was good fish.." lollerz

[WhoWants2Live4Ever]

I'm a prodigy. Get over it.

[jusdafide]

You guys are insane but I love it....fuckin hilarious!@!!

[curlytoes79]

This would have been a great concession speech. "I didn't vote for Bush. Fuck 'im! Mm-hm. Yeaah."

[acrylicpanda]

ajmchlka11...you a fucking dipshit. go away.

[moonray5]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[harbqll]

Finally!! A Kerry speech that doesn't put me to sleep!!

[BankersAreAssassins]

this is taking demential humour to a whole new level. 5 stars

[ajmchlka11]

what a gay retard. Bush is a waaaaay better president. He has a pickle nose and is a fat lard.

[dayjoborchestra]

I don't quite understand...is Bush the way better president BECAUSE he has a pickle nose & so on? And he's a way better president than...who? Kerry? He wasn't a president.

Anyway...I don't think George Bush is a retard...he's not smart enough. And even if Kerry won, the Doctrine would continue...they're both Skull & Bones anyway...same shit, different monkey.

[slngsht]

exactly. Nobody is decent in politics. NOBODY.

[bigeffendeal]

Ron Paul

[hammer1165]

I party with my boobies on :-)

[usmchutch]

brilliant!

[AntiWarTexan]

Nice.  Genius funny.

[lvl100pokemans]

I laughed hard.

Good job with the dubbing.

[bearo657]

I'm sorry, I didn't know that you were retarded. You are able to delete comments that you don't want to appear on the page of your video. If you don't like any specific comment, just click on the delete comment link. BTW, any comic who turns to immediate hated and vitriol after criticism destroys any good-will they may have enjoyed beforehand. Good luck with your future endeavors.

[ThoughtCrime7]

So failure to delete your comments is "retarded"? Just for that I say your comment should stay up. Here's a tip - don't hang out on pages containing media you don't like.

[goodsirknight]

yeah man go watch some rob schneider vids or something. idiot

[bearo657]

Read my comments on star trek outtakes, you'll see I already explained what was going on. I like these videos, and I was just playing.

[wurlybird9]

i liked the kerry bit from the beginning of the condi video well enough....this got a bit winded

[bearo657]

Try harder. Good start, but you have to be funny in addition to the voice-over. This is okay, but just not funny.

[reverseetc]

Brilliant, I've been waiting for more of these forever.

[ThoughtCrime7]

Dayjob has arrived!  I'm a liver!

[earthacademy]

LOL! a new art form! (and new language)

[opcomment]

getting better and better :)

[ggkhan]

this is unfreakin believably funny

[mtbikemikeg]

1st post! great job. more pls.