Things you can't do...with a Yellowbelt Ep. 3

[CoLdZeRo92]

0:32 you kinda get this move when you push A A A on Super Smash Bros with Mario.

[CoLdZeRo92]

0:32 you kinda get this move when you push A A A on Super Smash Bros with Mario.

[H4I2I2EE]

I guess you know you are a yellow belt if you are bowing to someone who is about to kill you.

[kjartan85]

0.43 to 0.55 epic!

[scarface12347]

Dont you mean...everything?

[Okamifanj]

I never made it past white belt :(

[CheezManism]

In soviet Russia, the bike ride you.

[peposo7]

Hey! The Star Wars Kid decided to finally learn Karate!

[mtcdking]

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[VashWolfwood1]

Why I prefer wushu kung fu. lol ^_^

[jeffdoeskungfu]

OMG love it.

[xXThatotherdudeXx]

That ending was rather predictable...

[ShootANerdMaster]

Karate is retarded why not just go texan and carry a damn shotgun everywhere you go?

[Jozsef86330]

@ShootANerdMaster You're retarded, ... Kara te = empty hands, it means when you ain't got a weapon!

[ShootANerdMaster]

@Jozsef86330 nope youre retarded i never said to use a weapon in karate i said its retarded because if you get in a fight and this guy starts doing retarded hand movements and jumps around in circles you pull out a shotgun kill the monkey and go grab a beer duh!!

[Jozsef86330]

@ShootANerdMaster Actually you said "Karate is retarded " and not that what he is doing here is retarded ... There's a big difference between the two. You don't even know what you are saying ... !

[ShootANerdMaster]

@Jozsef86330 now youre confused i said karate sucks and is retarded because if you practice karate and you get in a fight and the other guy has a gun youre screwed :P and by this guy i didnt mean the guy in the video i meant a random guy srry for not making my comment clear im not that good in english :P

[Jozsef86330]

@ShootANerdMaster Thats not Karate thats life, life sucks ... =) It's just logic that a person with a gun vs. a person without a gun has a big advantage but that doesn't necessarily means that you can't disarm him, Krav Maga mostly focuses on these, if I am not mistaking. But in a situation without weapons a person who didn't did any martial art training vs. a person that had, it should be clear who has the advantage. Because how do you want to hit if you haden't even learned how to hit?

[ShootANerdMaster]

@Jozsef86330 i would just use the ancient and powerful art of making a fist and punch :P but yhea youre right its a clear disadvantage but still if i want selfdefense im just going to carry a gun instead of paying for classes of karate however i do admit its pretty good exercise :D

[IAMDell2]

SHORYUKEN!

[WarhammerProGamer]

0:45 LEVEL UP !!!!

[Jewelrylover111]

lol

[xxAlexLoves182xx]

i can do that with my white belt

[Lakaman13]

LOL! He just bumped into that pillar! CLASSIC!

[magneticglass]

I've learnt some Judo moves just by watching other people doing Judo. (I've only done Judo once but we were only playing games and I was the best one there)

[BuffySeriesAnimated]

@magneticglass better find another school then.

[magneticglass]

@BuffySeriesAnimated there is no other school for me...but I think I was the best one because I was the strongest and the tallest...

[BuffySeriesAnimated]

@magneticglass I've been to two schools. 1. TaeKwonDo School most of people they're didn't seem to good Except about 7 of them But they seemed to be Really good with their Kicks could probably knock people out very easily good things to look for at a school is How Fit the people are that's teaching Also if they can mop the floor with you no matter your height or whatever i last attend a Jujitsu School the instructior is about 180 pound he can take on any height person and up to 300 or 400 pounds

[magneticglass]

@BuffySeriesAnimated Well, if he can take on someone like that, then he must me good...oh and I don't really like doing sports...too bad my school is a sports collage....

[AndyRaslan]

Cocksucker....

I had to do a hell of a lot more to get my yellow belt in Wushu... still the first belt in my club.

Namely, basic kicks and punches, two types of jump kick, cartwheels, blocking, target striking, escaping from grapples, perform the basics in sync with like 5 other guys and do 1 taolu (kata).

[frank1993r]

im a 3rd dan black belt

[kungfudemoness]

@frank1993r 1st!

[frank1993r]

@kungfudemoness uhhhh 1st dan black beltsucks comppared to 3rd dan black belt s othat proves you arent a 1st dan black belt in marial arts or karate so you probably arent in marital arts or karate

[spartan1244]

@frank1993r A belt is a symbol of what knowledge you have and the level of understanding you have, nothing more. it doenst make you better than anyone. With experience should also come humility. and to go out of your way in order to downcast another shows disrespect and a failure in humility. especially at an instructor level.

[eleventy70]

kinda reminds me of the guy from my name is earl

[turret001]

why robber didn't throwed the knife

[TheDarkilller]

uhhh gta style?

[CowgirlDreamerGirl]

i knew he might hit that wall.. but i still laughed so had

[FoieGras]

With an Agioke like that, you'd be lucky to even GET a yellow belt

[SilverSinspawn]

I'd hate to be jumped by a man with a porno-stache

[Xiaoliable]

that was funni.. i lol so muchh .. ahhh

[SIRNUKES]

that was so stupid! to the point where its entertaining. THUMBS UP

[Lwyte17]

haha i thought he was gonna come back with a gun.

[fccoper]

awwwwwww.....lol

[markducoy]

owwwwwwwwww

[Rex0142king]

I'm 1 kyu (Advanced Brownbelt) in kyukoshinkai karate and I must defend my friends by saying: Not all yellowbelts suck. The grade of the belt depends on witch martial art and style you practise. In kyukoshin yellow is the 4th belt and not that bad.

But still...This is so freaking true!!!!!XD All thouse wannabes that thinks you will learn everything in just a few lessons!! I've been training for 8 years as I type this! It took me 7 years to reach brownbelt so this is a lesson for all wannabes!

[JAGDRB]

@Rex0142king ha 8 years it took me a whole hour the secret is a white belt and a whole lot of curry i think you know that is a much simpler way ....... retard hahaha

[IsawaMitaka]

Brilliant! Stealing the belt was the real kicker. (No pun intended... Nah, screw it... Pun intended!)

[MrHenners12]

I know its for entertainment purposes but why would you keep your wallet in you martial art uniform? or why would you keep it on?

[jackwuzhear]

@MrHenners12 maybe hes coming back from his lesson and didnt have time to change

[Melvatron]

that air slow mo air kick is priceless



[jokerhong123]

hella faioled

[GabLam0]

lol at 0:30 o not a yellowbelt ! lol xD

[wojak100]

do what u cant do in the army :D

[WimiBussard]

Yes... you are right :D

so stupid... so funny :D

I like this shit ;)

[MoahMaster07]

what the fuck is this?

the best part of this video is this 1:26

hahaha, no mather every time i see this part, i laugh hard

[OmgTheThing]

that guys doesn't deserve a belt only a rope

[BlackGhost574]

lol!

[92845756]

a jacket pocket on a qi

[kungfudemoness]

@92845756 the fold make good pockets i help lots of random crap in them i use it to store my sais when I'm done with them

[Remco0o]

whahhaahahahhahaahhaah awesome !!!!

so funny when around 0:35 on the following 3 kicks how his left foot comes off the ground xD it looks sooooo awesome xD

[demlov]

That was very star wars kid-esque. XD

[ryan50ryan]

idiot, lol.

[yurihuski]

funnier than i thought

[whitesox1029]

Lmao his ass still got robbed

[Jozsef86330]

@whitesox1029 even the belt =))

[XiaoLinLong]

hahahahhahahahhahaha

screw belts lol

[jazminz888]

THAT'S STUPID!!!!

[itsaguinness]

I wanted a car to hit him around 1:18

[greenbeanie27]

lol, that's when i thought the guy was gonna come back with a gun

[Museite]

FAIL

[timechange01]

0:50

HAHAHAHA @ the extra kick

[bladeracer100]

dude fail

[MetalFallenCORE]

nice shades man.

[gmonday]

heh

[bigskinsfanj]

epic fail

[garylee9966]

LOL

[bretthise1]

he has excellent falling technique

[taurenwareer]

PILLAR WINS FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!

[kx10ngk]

accendental counter FTW lol

[flackenstien]

lol wow.. that was realy good.. :D

[ExtinctHearts]

Yep. This is about how OUR yellow belts look like. :'D

[neenjapants]

Round 1: Robber vs. Nerd

Get ready... FIGHT!!!

K.O. Nerd WINS!

Round 2: Nerd vs. Pillar

Get ready... FIGHT!!!

K.O. Pillar WINS!

[Zerothis]

Pwn3d by the unabomber!

[TROER562ER]

all i jus whooped his ass n now i show boat n lights out lmao

[CraigAndrewRimmer]

that will be black tag then jackass im 2dan black belt ;)

[prissy007hotmail]

LMAO!!!

[StickManMattz]

lolz

[kenny8992002]

lol

[carlgr04]

retard we know -.-

[TCvideosTC]

hey buddy thiers a wall their hahahhahaha

[Starkiller148]

Judo RULES THE WORLD

[wildin13]

lol, he went back for the belt.

[SUFI194189]

epic fail lmao

[safarwan11]

You shouldn't underestimate a wall, NEVER!!!

[its also important to wearer of the black belt, but I think they know that]

[SuperSonicSpeedTeam]

.... I LOL at this guys stupidity....

[darkarm3rocks]

lol im a green blet in ninjutsu

[manglish2000]

usualy yellow belts are stupid wannabe kids that think they play tekken,,,

[hichigohirosaki]

how do you think you play tekken rofl

[Jefet21]

im black belt yeaaaaaaaaaa

[afghanfahim]

lol 100% lie if anyone is black belt they dont show off like u

[limasawa123]

wtf!? go home and suck ur mom's tities.. ur off topic dude, suck more ^_^

[afghanfahim]

Ok i don't want to fight behind the screen

[michelledavegan]

So dumb yet laughing so hard, esp the stealing of the belt.

[staticx2552]

he prolly a tae kwon do yellobelt that explains y hes so noobish

[Aeschylus]

Takes the belt. Ha!

[thewhitemask]

lulz, yellow belt...ah yes, at least my squad was distinguished to the blackbelts at purple...but yellow...yes, epic fail.

[1411tpap]

hahaha so wright

[jolthemunk]

Thank you, just wanted to do it.. lol..

[loxton82]

super gay, fukin stupit shit

[stevenodd]

Yeah... I'm an orange belt.

SO PWNED!

[martialartsmaster5]

big bad orange belt...

[MrManFox]

Wall pwnz :3

[TheChopyourface]

GAY

[johnsnith]

shit

[SpookOfHearts99]

Heh heh heh.

Groovy :D

[rileylendrum]

LOL awesome!

[DKongfreak]

Not even funny. I wish I had my two minutes back.

[Kudan26]

1st: that was 1.47 not 2 minutes xD

2nd that is funny...

if this isnt funny for you... dont coment please... you look like you have no life

[DKongfreak]

I'm only commenting. If the user didn't want me to comment, he would've disabled it. And yes, I have a so-called life where I watch things that are actually funny.

[wheyez]

Whats funnier is that youve wasted just as much time replying to this! bahahahahaa

[DKongfreak]

No, about 1:36.

[Slimin3m]

damn u got me!

[Nopiw]

lame and embarrassing

[Vabulous1]

he got rid of the robber and then the wall kicked this $#!+ out of him. classic!

[Jazzysingh]

i just saw this and i f*cking loved it.. made me laff!!

[xitlacy13]

no matter what belt you have, wall always wins u.u

[AishaNeko]

lmao <3

[spartan1010101]

the yellow belt got owned by a wall -_-"

[Shadowranger85revize]

Im a black belt.Thats pretty much all i could do as a WHITE belt!

[OMGCREATE]

its meant 2 be funny, even tho its not

[duhastchris]

his other videos are heeps more funnyer

[yahoopig]

wipe your arse on it then you'll be a brown belt

[94297452]

LOL sucker XD

[AsianRicePride]

HAha thats pro ROFL

[Ben2110Ben]

hougSTAR.... hmmm your the one acting like a under 18 lol

[hougSTAR]

Why the hell are kids under the age of 18 allowed on youtube? Shouldn't they be playing outside and learning the anatomy of a female in their sex ed class?

[Warushi]

I dont think they'll ever learn about the female anatomy....sex class or otherwise..

[sjeffff]

aka 47 is always more efficient to every kind of kung-fu-a-like sport

[yahoopig]

my dad got an AK48 so fuck off

[mrblueyez07]

um im not starting anything but cool if a a ak 48 is even real x-x

[KillTheDeadMonkey]

Just search ak48 on google images, youll find what his dad has :))

no, really search it, its funny ^_^

[mrblueyez07]

k thx i was confused x.x but evreyone on these comments i apoligize for starting for u all to hate on me D: im sorreh but thanks monkey lol

[radubobirnac]

Ak 48 is mj son (yahoopig). And if you dont know what Mj is let me spell it out. MARAJUANA

[ReVenGeReVeLaTioNZ]

I hope daddy's got a license for that, cause i might call the feds =)

[yahoopig]

He has now fuck off and chill out

[dennisgames]

wow how do a ak48 look like i know ak47 just dumbass

[ogrishTWO]

your dad smokes weed?

[yahoopig]

Doesn't yours?

[ogrishTWO]

NO. But my daughters' father does, often, actually right now!!! BC BUD!

but you meant ak-47 right? not the earlier strain either....lol

[TheFlaxenFox]

Yay, good parenting!

Ugh. I'm sick of all these fake AK strains sifting through the community. If you don't know what seeds you've got, don't name your bud after a pre-existing pot strain!

Okay, mini-rant is over. Time to lie down and sleep. Those brownies aren't treating me kindly.

[StanhopeDoug]

I am creating a ton of thieves who will now break into your house and steal your valuables.

[Matthias421]

during the day?

[CouryMrMonster]

yeah, fighting with your eyes closed really fucking works doesnt it.

[y2jandy]

lame

[mrblueyez07]

hey dont blame me im just pointing out fakers dude im not hateing or sum shit just dude i dont wana cause shit on youtube i dont like youtube drama i once holded a gun a pistol and a ak 47 my dad use to let me see em :P! it was cool! :D dude plz dont hate meh just that ppl act like hard asses and i just shouldent show my face around here sorry dude...

[thecurse45]

lol oh wow cuz of course that makes u sound sooo hardcore. and learn some frikin grammer. what are you? ten?

[mrblueyez07]

wow some ppl in yellow belts think they could disarm a knife try doing that with a real knife fuckin fakers or a gun no wait a gun u yellow belts would just pee ur pants -_-

[VRCommy]

mrblueyez07 - Wow you sound like a real tough boy. I suppose you must be a black belt then? Or perhaps you're so tough that you know how to pull the trigger of a gun or wave a knife around?

[DeathSwiper]

Well its a freedom of speech World, c how it goes . .

[gykkmn5]

I should make a video about what you can do as a brown belt =D

[mycoolgecko]

i loved being brown belt im black and im kinda a teachers assistant i get paid

[DeathSwiper]

Ur black ? Wow !

[sonic81524]

dude, I'm a second degree brown, I know it may sound funny, but I do kenpo/ kempo, I hear ya

[Logan3D]

Ahahaha.

the same move

[XxiloveGWxX]

that wasnt that funny

[Drag0nSpawnX]

honestly, when i was a yellow belt, i could easily disarm a knife-wielder... but nice ending :)

[zodiackilla]

I seriously doubt that..in a real knife fight you would freeze up..its not like in the nice safe dojo..its the possibility of death from a nobody..

[Drag0nSpawnX]

i did do it...

[tomygunny1989]

@Drag0nSpawnX

pls just stfu.

why the fuck, do u want to impress people u dont know and u will never meet in ur live?

[tomygunny1989]

haha nice joke... try that "disarming" in real life xD

[stmk0]

I disarmed someone once.

Was hard to explain to the judge why I kept it for a keepsake.

[tomygunny1989]

i didnt say that its impossible to disarm sb.

but i dont belive that a yellow belt noobie could do that.

especial because most people would freeze up...

[stmk0]

Neither did I, I said I still have the bastards arm and it was hard explaining to the judge why.

[VRCommy]

Hahaha that's hilarious!