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My signature move would be the macarina while balancing the football on my head and blindfolded...the fans wouldnt have to wait too long for me to get done I promise.
I would have a top-hat, monocle, cape and access to the soundboard ready for when I score, because when I did, I would toss my helmet off, put on said monocle, top-hat and cape, place helmet on floor, stand on it(Captain Morgan style), and tie the cape around my neck, holding the football in the air while the first few seconds of Pendulum's "Propane Nightmares" blasts over the speakers. After that, I'd just walk off the field, ball in hand, and go make the other team make me a fcking sammich.
after i scored a touchdown i would pretend like im playing Madden on X box then act as if i scored a touchdown on the game, run and jump and hang on the field goal post then turn into a round about on the post like a gymnast, land on my feet, run and jump into the stands then grab the Gatorade jug and dump it on my coach and then pretend like I have torn my MCL and call it a day...
I'd celebrate by going for a 2 pt conversion regardless of the score just to remind myself how good it feels to be in the end zone while further demoralizing the poor Oakland Raiders.
This guy stole Ray William Johnsons sign off saying.... What an idiot cant think of anything himself. BTW Rays saying is "Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section below" (Points with fingers). Check it out its true :)
Hmm, If i could I would bust a boom box and start break dancing. But in realistic terms i would run to the fans backflip off the wall and start to do the electric side and switch into the moonwalk spin grab crouch then slam the ball the ground lol.
After reaching the endzone, I would pull out a neatly decorated China plate and set it on the ground. I would then set the ball onto the plate. I would then pull out some polished silverware and with a handkerchief tucked into my collar I would proceed to eat the ball, including the lace.
I would not celebrate the touchdown, but congratulate it with a cold beer. Because, I do not always drink beer, but when I do I make sure it is Dos Equis.
my touch down celebration will be i will pretend i will hide in a box like solid snake with the football and i will walk from like the 5 yard-line and my team mates will be the enemies and i will just sneak by them like nothing. ;)
I can't say that I'm surprised about Portal 2 being delayed. Valve is one of my favorite game companies ever, but I never expect one of their games to be on time.
i'd do the undead dance from world of warcraft, not because their cool and ima geek, but because the dance it self shows how much of a bad ass i would be!
I'd have two: If it was a short TD, I'd try to pull the ball out of my hands, but finally just give up and bring it back to the sideline with me. If it was a long one, I'd have to blow on my feet to cool them off. Cause I'm FAST.
I'd pull out my old spice and say "FEEL THE POWER!!!" then kick the ball to the crown and do a back flip!!!! ....then go to center yell out you should have used old spice !!!
I am a tester I already tested but my dad works at bungie
arecaidshow 1 month ago
id start up the shapoopy song
clintonfindlay123 3 months ago
Did anyone else sort of get a dirty mind when he said "taking her sloppy seconds" or am I just horny?
LeeDunstan 5 months ago
i fuckin pwn!!!
Jrmysttn874 7 months ago
ok i no its too late now for that but i would have said what peter did when he told death about intercourse xD
wtfkangaroomusiclol 8 months ago
but ray says it realy fast or slow
barenhaut 9 months ago
a dance i would do is like every single dance combined. it shall be called "the dance of epicosity"
ninjaginja100 9 months ago
booty dance
spookiefishful 9 months ago
It was delayed because Valve needed a new voice actor for Chell. ;)
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JosephMMccarthies 10 months ago
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I would do the moon walk...
ChaoOnFryRice 10 months ago
Id go casey on the other team. "bully fights back"
worksafe101 10 months ago
I'd do the dougie... if i can :(
nazmulcena09 10 months ago
i would go eat something and then dance around and then just maybe just maybe start playing again
COOKIESAIYAN 10 months ago
Id do the jerk :D
swordkirby11 10 months ago
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dhilt241 10 months ago
i would do a new dance that i invented
tommyperhi 10 months ago
i'd score another touch down!!
nathanguygravenell 10 months ago
would dance around like a cheerleader. like doing backflip and whatever they do, maybe shake my ass a bit and yell who's your daddy!
nerdig 10 months ago
Napolean Dynamite. I don't care how long it would take to learn the dance but I would do it.
HetaMckitai 10 months ago
My signature move would be a but smack and flex my muscles.
Abyssalkaan2 10 months ago
I Would Do A Jumping T-Bag
gernvurney 10 months ago
Probably a flip (Back, front, side) to a one hand stand and keepin that pose . :)
MOstling333 10 months ago
is work with LG KP570Q TO?
BuAiSmAnA360 11 months ago
ill do the head spin..if i lost some weight...
coolmesuem 11 months ago
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rub mai balls on the camera
aperturesciences 11 months ago
i would do a moon walk mixed with the worm and throw in a little bit of salsa!!!!!
superdavisochodel8 11 months ago
My signature move would be the macarina while balancing the football on my head and blindfolded...the fans wouldnt have to wait too long for me to get done I promise.
Baltheoss 11 months ago
The release date was a lie!
Babelfish112 11 months ago
the reverse pony ride
allyourbase12 11 months ago
yank the cameltoe
trifighter1 11 months ago
i would piss myself and beat george bush
forfitlife 11 months ago
@forfitlife WHAT THE!!!!
Kennyaj123 11 months ago
I would act like nothin happened... it's not a big deal, The OTHER TEAM SUCKED!!!!
Eurochew 11 months ago
My move would be the jerk
UnboundxREVIEWS 1 year ago
Uh-oh, Bungie is working with Activision...you know what that means. -_-
Specopleader 1 year ago
@Specopleader What, they're going to get shitted on legal wise and lose all their profit from the next game?
ThatOneEpicGuy 1 year ago
@Specopleader it means bungie will get FUCKED OVER. like Infinity Ward.
inv8sion 11 months ago
Lol was she gone because that one Jace Hall episode where they break in while she's filming?
Macmon33 1 year ago
Do the PERCULATER!!!
zoomyzoomyzoomzoom 1 year ago
cheer in happiness, then fake a heart-attack, and die.
jacobstanley90 1 year ago
I would have a top-hat, monocle, cape and access to the soundboard ready for when I score, because when I did, I would toss my helmet off, put on said monocle, top-hat and cape, place helmet on floor, stand on it(Captain Morgan style), and tie the cape around my neck, holding the football in the air while the first few seconds of Pendulum's "Propane Nightmares" blasts over the speakers. After that, I'd just walk off the field, ball in hand, and go make the other team make me a fcking sammich.
snowpope02 1 year ago
im hoping bungie continues Oni
resserection1 1 year ago
T-bag the ball
pokelover32 1 year ago
What the balls??
jacobhrndz 1 year ago
Bungie is awesome! If it's Bungie, it must be good!
Bioniclemaster1998 1 year ago
you stole that line from RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON!!!!
xXCDSOUNDXx 1 year ago 38
@xXCDSOUNDXx everyone steals from raywilliamjohnson like tosh.0
igotsmoshedify 1 year ago
@igotsmoshedify you don't get that raywilliam johnson steals from the chans
sonicusr 1 year ago
@sonicusr ...i stand corrected...
igotsmoshedify 1 year ago
Building Kick!!!
wescish 1 year ago
I would do the moonwalk then a back flip
8Clarkcrew 1 year ago
i would dance like michael jackson and grab my crotch
and then go punch my ex girlfriend in the face and call her a slut and then
i will act like the old spice guy.
MrCrazymonk43 1 year ago
after i scored a touchdown i would do the truffle shuffel
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i would take a shit on the field.
Klause5425 1 year ago
after i scored a touchdown i would pretend like im playing Madden on X box then act as if i scored a touchdown on the game, run and jump and hang on the field goal post then turn into a round about on the post like a gymnast, land on my feet, run and jump into the stands then grab the Gatorade jug and dump it on my coach and then pretend like I have torn my MCL and call it a day...
army13bro 1 year ago
The 80's rad go go dance! Dont know? Just type in dancing kim go go! Lmao!
bboiflex1982 1 year ago
DAMMIT Portal 2 is exactly one week after my birthday -:(
jord8851 1 year ago
Scratch my balls!!!
Albatar1918PL 1 year ago 26
Kill a necromorph
KarmaLavender 1 year ago
moon walk then breakdance
apachiedelta1 1 year ago
i would do shuffle, then brake dance and then move it into a worm, then i would start a victory tune like peter griffin for the pats. SHAPOOPIE.
ArcSlaya 1 year ago
41 people sucked deamon Hatfeilds dick
JDster4ever 1 year ago
I would start to break dance do a bunch angelic poses
Kunfu action moves
Ride a unicorn and fight the hords of oblivion
While eating a balooni snandwich with mustered and chese
While firing my lazer at zombies
Then use Shack as my yoshi and slam duck abasket ball off of mont everst
slance14 1 year ago
Am i the only one who noticed the RWJ reference ?
halonarutofan444 1 year ago
Dance To Thriller
XxMinixXxMattxX 1 year ago
they need to stop delaying shit.. reasons why i dont buy games no more. or at least games that delay..
khmerbraveheart 1 year ago
Portal 2 is now coming out on my Birthday, April 18th! :D
xPo1S0nXs0DaX 1 year ago
Valve is going to delay portal 2 for another 6 years.... in valve time.
KingStripes 1 year ago
I would do that Michel Jackson croch grab
pwnzorpops 1 year ago
I would climb up to the post and do do two air somersaults then dive onto the ground an do a cartwheel
Dropictultre 1 year ago
I would celebrate by transforming the ball into tickets to that thing you love then diamonds...and i would be on a horse
Lekdog 1 year ago
i would do a black flip off the n zone then moon everyone.
xboxforeva4122 1 year ago
so much for the "shortest delay ever"
SuckItLily 1 year ago
I'd celebrate by going for a 2 pt conversion regardless of the score just to remind myself how good it feels to be in the end zone while further demoralizing the poor Oakland Raiders.
TheKidValiant 1 year ago
I would do the dougie.
MyGamingLounge 1 year ago
MOONIE.. nuff said
luisgapro 1 year ago
I WOULD call an airplane to get me to score :P
SilverS21995 1 year ago
i will fuck a cheerleader yay
THESLINGSHOTchannel9 1 year ago
I would have the turtle where you would move weirdly like in the master in disguise turtle and wave your hands like a turtle was crazy
Brickzang 1 year ago
Halo teabag. That would usher in a new era of awesomeness.
TheJowns 1 year ago
I'd do the March of the Minis' strange little robot walk.
arabiansanchez 1 year ago
I would make it look like I was beating it and then make a gesture as if I was splooging in their face.
MLGBaLLiN 1 year ago
I would do the chicken dance
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soniyajulya 1 year ago
walk away and do something meaningful for a change
atheistofapathy 1 year ago
I would do The Thriller
462Jules 1 year ago
@beastgunner yea ik where your coming from but some of them actually are funny most of them are just stupid.
calebt1000 1 year ago
@beastgunner is it ironic that your comment has nothing to do with the video. So your comment is just as pointless including mine
calebt1000 1 year ago
moon walk
checkit188 1 year ago
I would do the cossack dance!!
isthereonethatsnot 1 year ago
This guy stole Ray William Johnsons sign off saying.... What an idiot cant think of anything himself. BTW Rays saying is "Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section below" (Points with fingers). Check it out its true :)
roveliuz 1 year ago
@roveliuz the sign off is so unremarkable it cant be attributed to any one particular person >_>
nnndddnnnddd 1 year ago
I would T bag the ball hardcore than start doing some balai. ;)
KEEPINitREAL360 1 year ago
Pull an Xbox360 out of my pants and kill it with fire.
CallofDuty4Wolf 1 year ago
i would take all my gear off and give it to a fan and then leave and go home to relax for the rest of the night and watch ign videos all night
biggmac59 1 year ago
I would do the MJ moon walk a back flip and then throw the ball in the crowed
skullkid721 1 year ago
Dig a hole and then dolphin dive out of it
emilpadi2 1 year ago
eat a bagel
emilpadi2 1 year ago
I would do a 360 backflip then start dougie-ing
AyeJust 1 year ago
i so want to eff daemon
Sandrock3198 1 year ago
I would the dance to GEE by snsd
oh yeah..
MrJapWannabe 1 year ago
t bag anyone in sight
Cod4Ipod 1 year ago
id start doing some airflares and finish it with a corkscrew flip :P
ilyas404 1 year ago
I would do the chicken dance and then Dolphin dive
MATTORULZ 1 year ago
I would do the jerk, and modify it with my own moves.
92NYJC 1 year ago
i will do a backflip like in vanquish
GerassimGanchev1999 1 year ago
the whole dance routine from "billie jean"
samthemaninacan 1 year ago
Penguin dive from black ops
iatebigbird 1 year ago
I would throw a player from the ooppisite team on the ground, and start halo t-bagging him. Than stick myself and run into the crowd. :D
vizardorarrancar 1 year ago
Hmm, If i could I would bust a boom box and start break dancing. But in realistic terms i would run to the fans backflip off the wall and start to do the electric side and switch into the moonwalk spin grab crouch then slam the ball the ground lol.
MrRotceh64 1 year ago
a chicken dance so people know i'm soft but hardcore at the sametime
mafejr 1 year ago
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the moon walk then a backflip in to the crowd
plan2601 1 year ago
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the moon walk then a backflip in to the crowd
plan2601 1 year ago
the moon walk then a backflip in to the crowd
plan2601 1 year ago
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After my touch down I would swan dive into a portal...
Now look at your man, now back at me .. I'm on a horse, riding across the football field :]
THUMBS UP:]]
JuhsPinoy 1 year ago
After my touch down I would swan dive into a portal...
Now look at your man, now back at me .. I'm on a horse, riding across the football field :]
THUMBS UP:]]
JuhsPinoy 1 year ago
i would run back and forth pretending to drive a really fast car :D
shurtugal81 1 year ago
id turn into iron man and fly into the field goal for an extra point
mike0964rox2 1 year ago
I'd throw the ball up in the air and blast it with a hadouken!
fuckmyslut6969 1 year ago
Explode
Haloreachmaster1001 1 year ago
After reaching the endzone, I would pull out a neatly decorated China plate and set it on the ground. I would then set the ball onto the plate. I would then pull out some polished silverware and with a handkerchief tucked into my collar I would proceed to eat the ball, including the lace.
Lobstrosity19 1 year ago
a swan dive
jonnyjonny26 1 year ago
I would not celebrate the touchdown, but congratulate it with a cold beer. Because, I do not always drink beer, but when I do I make sure it is Dos Equis.
ymbigf00t 1 year ago
my touch down celebration will be i will pretend i will hide in a box like solid snake with the football and i will walk from like the 5 yard-line and my team mates will be the enemies and i will just sneak by them like nothing. ;)
xYOSHEx 1 year ago
I can't say that I'm surprised about Portal 2 being delayed. Valve is one of my favorite game companies ever, but I never expect one of their games to be on time.
darkmage4357 1 year ago
id like jess's sloppy seconds
HaloReachUNSC 1 year ago
hump the ground
pokeman410 1 year ago
my move would be the worm
TheNoname2012 1 year ago
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WHERE THE FUCK IS JESS!
GEORGEOFWAR 1 year ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS JESS!
GEORGEOFWAR 1 year ago
I would "Struck that ass"
LakoonUK 1 year ago
I love 0:00
kabasky2 1 year ago
if i got a touch down i would.. Have a collaboration with the team and we would all do the Michael Jackson Thriller.
ersta666 1 year ago
Backflip over the touch down line
Blackopsboi2011 1 year ago
a zinedine zidane headbutt! ;D
xxxlilnessyxxx 1 year ago 12
i would try to move my pecs up and down like terry crews and scream pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-POWER!!!!!
TheFTWGames 1 year ago
the salute because im proud of my country.
TheFTWGames 1 year ago
i would jump up the field goal posts then swing on them into a backflip. then i would spin around 4 times and do the john wall
vcnv2112 1 year ago
I would do a somersault into a pose with my right arm straight diagonally and my flex my left arm.
RepCom117 1 year ago
i would do a cartwheel then a backflip say woo hoo dance a little then moon walk on the grass scream touchdown
justinM39493 1 year ago
i'd '' strut that ass '' xD
EVILICIOS 1 year ago
i would teabgged them all :D
MegaMoneyMan92 1 year ago
I wud so get naked and roll around in the dirt and then bring a fan up and carry them around....But then roll around in the dirt sum more....
TheAnonymousLemon 1 year ago
hmm, i would do the excessive celebration dance...
TehReconzNoob 1 year ago
a swan dive into final stand
pandobikini 1 year ago 13
Stanky Legg.....nuff said.
theonex50 1 year ago
Lol i would mimic the cheerleaders moves
papaPajamaz 1 year ago
or i would dive on the ground and pretend to swim!
Gamer4life73 1 year ago
i would throw the ball up in the air and pretend to shoot it!
Gamer4life73 1 year ago
i would fuck jess
cheesealtar 1 year ago
i would moon everyone
espylacoPAx2102 1 year ago
I would...strut that ass!
comedyfan235 1 year ago
i would do the macarena but the snuggie version!!!!! ;)
KatrachoKings 1 year ago
i'd do the undead dance from world of warcraft, not because their cool and ima geek, but because the dance it self shows how much of a bad ass i would be!
ruseca13 1 year ago
I'd do a corckscrew frontflip, drop to my knees and salute my uncle who passed away
crisisangel64 1 year ago
did he say leave your interesting or creative response in the ign comment section below? Sounds familiar...
Payne2109 1 year ago
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Draagonmaster12349 1 year ago
id do the robot dance then a moon walk then scrach my ballz
FpsOfficial 1 year ago
backflip off the addvertisments
kenz88live 1 year ago
id do this:
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papakyeigh 1 year ago
ill sit on my friend and say "Im on a horse"
kunskap2009 1 year ago
I would get a blimp that said touch down then set fireworks Ann beat the hell out of the other team
FLUFFYGIL 1 year ago
I'd kick someone in the balls, the end.
OblivionKnight457 1 year ago
I'd have two: If it was a short TD, I'd try to pull the ball out of my hands, but finally just give up and bring it back to the sideline with me. If it was a long one, I'd have to blow on my feet to cool them off. Cause I'm FAST.
superwr83 1 year ago
I'd pull out my old spice and say "FEEL THE POWER!!!" then kick the ball to the crown and do a back flip!!!! ....then go to center yell out you should have used old spice !!!
ThePowerfulPotato 1 year ago
I would be taking back the ball after a touchdown,, throw it to the crowd and do a micheal jackson dance ! :D
Milzam 1 year ago
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Milzam 1 year ago
id hire chuck norris to set of fireworks shaped like his face
ackles01 1 year ago
Samba dance!
ducks899 1 year ago
I'd tackle someone then commence moonwalking on top of his semi-unconscious body.
hoboslayer247 1 year ago
i would sit cross legged and drink herbal tea, then everyone will realise how creative and awesome i am =D
BeakyRed 1 year ago
I would rage in the endzone then crowd jump and rage in the crowd
ConArtistaqw 1 year ago
I would knock somebody down on the other team and begin to teabag them
StormyGorilla 1 year ago
Id get 2 of my teammates to come with me, then wed volley the ball like a volleyball then ld spike the ball into the face of the dude playin defense!
1223JOEY1223 1 year ago
I would pop, lock, then drop it.... Wait!!! Fumblleeeee
EMOgravey 1 year ago
I would get out my whistle and glowsticks and do the dance terry crews did on white chicks. Hahaha!