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  • I am a tester I already tested but my dad works at bungie

  • id start up the shapoopy song

  • Did anyone else sort of get a dirty mind when he said "taking her sloppy seconds" or am I just horny?

  • i fuckin pwn!!!

  • ok i no its too late now for that but i would have said what peter did when he told death about intercourse xD

  • but ray says it realy fast or slow

    

  • a dance i would do is like every single dance combined. it shall be called "the dance of epicosity"

  • booty dance

    

  • It was delayed because Valve needed a new voice actor for Chell. ;)

  • dude nice video! Crave a sweet iPhone4?? I discovered exaclty how to!! I can share with you the way on my you tube channel

    

  • Id go casey on the other team. "bully fights back"

  • I'd do the dougie... if i can :(

  • i would go eat something and then dance around and then just maybe just maybe start playing again

  • Id do the jerk :D

  • i would do a new dance that i invented

  • i'd score another touch down!!

  • would dance around like a cheerleader. like doing backflip and whatever they do, maybe shake my ass a bit and yell who's your daddy!

  • Napolean Dynamite. I don't care how long it would take to learn the dance but I would do it.

  • My signature move would be a but smack and flex my muscles.

  • I Would Do A Jumping T-Bag

  • Probably a flip (Back, front, side) to a one hand stand and keepin that pose . :)

  • is work with LG KP570Q TO?

  • ill do the head spin..if i lost some weight...

  • i would do a moon walk mixed with the worm and throw in a little bit of salsa!!!!!

  • My signature move would be the macarina while balancing the football on my head and blindfolded...the fans wouldnt have to wait too long for me to get done I promise.

  • The release date was a lie!

  • the reverse pony ride

  • yank the cameltoe

    

  • i would piss myself and beat george bush

  • @forfitlife WHAT THE!!!!

  • I would act like nothin happened... it's not a big deal, The OTHER TEAM SUCKED!!!!

  • My move would be the jerk

  • Uh-oh, Bungie is working with Activision...you know what that means. -_-

  • @Specopleader What, they're going to get shitted on legal wise and lose all their profit from the next game?

  • @Specopleader it means bungie will get FUCKED OVER. like Infinity Ward.

  • Lol was she gone because that one Jace Hall episode where they break in while she's filming?

  • Do the PERCULATER!!!

  • cheer in happiness, then fake a heart-attack, and die.

  • I would have a top-hat, monocle, cape and access to the soundboard ready for when I score, because when I did, I would toss my helmet off, put on said monocle, top-hat and cape, place helmet on floor, stand on it(Captain Morgan style), and tie the cape around my neck, holding the football in the air while the first few seconds of Pendulum's "Propane Nightmares" blasts over the speakers. After that, I'd just walk off the field, ball in hand, and go make the other team make me a fcking sammich.

  • im hoping bungie continues Oni

  • T-bag the ball

  • What the balls??

  • Bungie is awesome! If it's Bungie, it must be good!

  • you stole that line from RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON!!!!

  • @xXCDSOUNDXx everyone steals from raywilliamjohnson like tosh.0

  • @igotsmoshedify you don't get that raywilliam johnson steals from the chans

  • @sonicusr ...i stand corrected...

  • Building Kick!!!

  • I would do the moonwalk then a back flip

  • i would dance like michael jackson and grab my crotch

    and then go punch my ex girlfriend in the face and call her a slut and then

    i will act like the old spice guy.

  • after i scored a touchdown i would do the truffle shuffel

  • after i scored a touchdown i would pretend like im playing Madden on X box then act as if i scored a touchdown on the game, run and jump and hang on the field goal post then turn into a round about on the post like a gymnast, land on my feet, run and jump into the stands then grab the Gatorade jug and dump it on my coach and then pretend like I have torn my MCL and call it a day...

  • The 80's rad go go dance! Dont know? Just type in dancing kim go go! Lmao!

  • DAMMIT Portal 2 is exactly one week after my birthday -:(

  • Scratch my balls!!!

  • Kill a necromorph

  • moon walk then breakdance

  • i would do shuffle, then brake dance and then move it into a worm, then i would start a victory tune like peter griffin for the pats. SHAPOOPIE.

  • 41 people sucked deamon Hatfeilds dick

  • I would start to break dance do a bunch angelic poses

    Kunfu action moves

    Ride a unicorn and fight the hords of oblivion

    While eating a balooni snandwich with mustered and chese

    While firing my lazer at zombies

    Then use Shack as my yoshi and slam duck abasket ball off of mont everst

  • Am i the only one who noticed the RWJ reference ?

  • Dance To Thriller

  • they need to stop delaying shit.. reasons why i dont buy games no more. or at least games that delay..

  • Portal 2 is now coming out on my Birthday, April 18th! :D

  • Valve is going to delay portal 2 for another 6 years.... in valve time.

  • I would do that Michel Jackson croch grab

  • I would climb up to the post and do do two air somersaults then dive onto the ground an do a cartwheel

  • I would celebrate by transforming the ball into tickets to that thing you love then diamonds...and i would be on a horse

  • i would do a black flip off the n zone then moon everyone.

  • so much for the "shortest delay ever"

  • I'd celebrate by going for a 2 pt conversion regardless of the score just to remind myself how good it feels to be in the end zone while further demoralizing the poor Oakland Raiders.

  • I would do the dougie.

  • MOONIE.. nuff said

  • I WOULD call an airplane to get me to score :P

  • i will fuck a cheerleader yay

  • I would have the turtle where you would move weirdly like in the master in disguise turtle and wave your hands like a turtle was crazy

  • Halo teabag. That would usher in a new era of awesomeness.

  • I'd do the March of the Minis' strange little robot walk.

  • I would make it look like I was beating it and then make a gesture as if I was splooging in their face.

  • I would do the chicken dance

  • walk away and do something meaningful for a change

  • I would do The Thriller

  • @beastgunner yea ik where your coming from but some of them actually are funny most of them are just stupid.

  • @beastgunner is it ironic that your comment has nothing to do with the video. So your comment is just as pointless including mine

  • moon walk

  • I would do the cossack dance!!

  • This guy stole Ray William Johnsons sign off saying.... What an idiot cant think of anything himself. BTW Rays saying is "Leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section below" (Points with fingers). Check it out its true :)

  • @roveliuz the sign off is so unremarkable it cant be attributed to any one particular person >_>

  • I would T bag the ball hardcore than start doing some balai. ;)

  • Pull an Xbox360 out of my pants and kill it with fire.

  • i would take all my gear off and give it to a fan and then leave and go home to relax for the rest of the night and watch ign videos all night

  • I would do the MJ moon walk a back flip and then throw the ball in the crowed

  • Dig a hole and then dolphin dive out of it

  • eat a bagel

  • I would do a 360 backflip then start dougie-ing

  • i so want to eff daemon

  • I would the dance to GEE by snsd

    oh yeah..

  • t bag anyone in sight

  • id start doing some airflares and finish it with a corkscrew flip :P

  • I would do the chicken dance and then Dolphin dive

  • I would do the jerk, and modify it with my own moves.

  • i will do a backflip like in vanquish

  • the whole dance routine from "billie jean"

  • Penguin dive from black ops

  • I would throw a player from the ooppisite team on the ground, and start halo t-bagging him. Than stick myself and run into the crowd. :D

  • Hmm, If i could I would bust a boom box and start break dancing. But in realistic terms i would run to the fans backflip off the wall and start to do the electric side and switch into the moonwalk spin grab crouch then slam the ball the ground lol.

  • a chicken dance so people know i'm soft but hardcore at the sametime

  • the moon walk then a backflip in to the crowd

  • After my touch down I would swan dive into a portal...

    Now look at your man, now back at me .. I'm on a horse, riding across the football field :]

    THUMBS UP:]]

  • i would run back and forth pretending to drive a really fast car :D

  • id turn into iron man and fly into the field goal for an extra point

  • I'd throw the ball up in the air and blast it with a hadouken!

  • Explode

  • After reaching the endzone, I would pull out a neatly decorated China plate and set it on the ground. I would then set the ball onto the plate. I would then pull out some polished silverware and with a handkerchief tucked into my collar I would proceed to eat the ball, including the lace.

  • a swan dive 

  • I would not celebrate the touchdown, but congratulate it with a cold beer. Because, I do not always drink beer, but when I do I make sure it is Dos Equis.

  • my touch down celebration will be i will pretend i will hide in a box like solid snake with the football and i will walk from like the 5 yard-line and my team mates will be the enemies and i will just sneak by them like nothing. ;)

  • I can't say that I'm surprised about Portal 2 being delayed. Valve is one of my favorite game companies ever, but I never expect one of their games to be on time.

  • id like jess's sloppy seconds

  • hump the ground

  • my move would be the worm

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS JESS!

  • I would "Struck that ass"

  • I love 0:00

  • if i got a touch down i would.. Have a collaboration with the team and we would all do the Michael Jackson Thriller.

  • Backflip over the touch down line

  • a zinedine zidane headbutt! ;D 

  • i would try to move my pecs up and down like terry crews and scream pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-POWER!!!!!

  • the salute because im proud of my country.

  • i would jump up the field goal posts then swing on them into a backflip. then i would spin around 4 times and do the john wall

  • I would do a somersault into a pose with my right arm straight diagonally and my flex my left arm.

  • i would do a cartwheel then a backflip say woo hoo dance a little then moon walk on the grass scream touchdown

  • i'd '' strut that ass '' xD

  • i would teabgged them all :D

  • I wud so get naked and roll around in the dirt and then bring a fan up and carry them around....But then roll around in the dirt sum more....

  • hmm, i would do the excessive celebration dance...

  • a swan dive into final stand

  • Stanky Legg.....nuff said.

  • Lol i would mimic the cheerleaders moves

  • or i would dive on the ground and pretend to swim!

  • i would throw the ball up in the air and pretend to shoot it!

  • i would fuck jess

  • i would moon everyone

  • I would...strut that ass!

  • i would do the macarena but the snuggie version!!!!! ;)

  • i'd do the undead dance from world of warcraft, not because their cool and ima geek, but because the dance it self shows how much of a bad ass i would be!

  • I'd do a corckscrew frontflip, drop to my knees and salute my uncle who passed away

  • did he say leave your interesting or creative response in the ign comment section below? Sounds familiar...

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  • id do the robot dance then a moon walk then scrach my ballz

  • backflip off the addvertisments

  • id do this:

    watch?v=qjnm8S0PTts

  • ill sit on my friend and say "Im on a horse"

  • I would get a blimp that said touch down then set fireworks Ann beat the hell out of the other team

  • I'd kick someone in the balls, the end.

  • I'd have two: If it was a short TD, I'd try to pull the ball out of my hands, but finally just give up and bring it back to the sideline with me. If it was a long one, I'd have to blow on my feet to cool them off. Cause I'm FAST.

  • I'd pull out my old spice and say "FEEL THE POWER!!!" then kick the ball to the crown and do a back flip!!!! ....then go to center yell out you should have used old spice !!!

  • I would be taking back the ball after a touchdown,, throw it to the crowd and do a micheal jackson dance ! :D

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  • id hire chuck norris to set of fireworks shaped like his face

  • Samba dance!

  • I'd tackle someone then commence moonwalking on top of his semi-unconscious body.

  • i would sit cross legged and drink herbal tea, then everyone will realise how creative and awesome i am =D

  • I would rage in the endzone then crowd jump and rage in the crowd

  • I would knock somebody down on the other team and begin to teabag them

  • Id get 2 of my teammates to come with me, then wed volley the ball like a volleyball then ld spike the ball into the face of the dude playin defense!

  • I would pop, lock, then drop it.... Wait!!! Fumblleeeee

  • I would get out my whistle and glowsticks and do the dance terry crews did on white chicks. Hahaha!