Time Commanders s2e2 Battle of Stamford Bridge 4/5

[dunkelheit616]

The guy on the computer has the look on his face - kid, just stfu I'm trying to play this f*****g game and you're whinging in my ear constantly. Lol XD

[Gekkibi]

Here are the stats for the berserker, if someone is wondering:

Unit size 48, attack 19, charge bonus 7, weapon type "heavy", total defense 7 (armour 2, defense skill 5, shield 0), hit points 2.

Abilities: Warcry improves attack, can go berserk, combat bonuses in wood or snow, frighten nearby enemy infantry, excellent morale, may charge without orders, very good stamina.

[innit27]

the father is no.4 in the hierarchy

[ezelite]

Hey am i the only person who noticed the Swastika on that shield?

[bgdancer100]

LOL!!! at Mash's reaction to killing the Norse king.

[bigwocha]

6:20 Olaf the Flashy... nuff said

[Nolaris3]

If I fight Mash, I'd make my entire army berserkers.

[MTCoblivsicas12345]

"kill matt i think your good at it" haha first time a mom would ever say that.

[hilariousnickname]

I love it when the historian gets his hands on weapons, he gets so excited.

[ShiggityBlam]

@theninjaswerehere And I suppose it's "nice" to bash Americans instead?

[ezelite]

@ShiggityBlam toughen up m8 haha

[frederickthegreat2]

They should let Prince of Macedon take control of the 'Norse'

[WojekSiren]

A 10 year old kill the greatest norseman warrior, that's enough to make the norseman army cry.

[BlankMaster000]

@theninjaswerehere Maybe he was reffering to how ugly they are....

[Wintericecrystal]

"They're not exactly Marilyn Monroe"

Someone should start an internet meme.

[showfire100]

a axeman kills a general and turns around

I was like wtf arent you gonna slice him in the nuts??

[Danism1992]

Mash is really annoyingly single minded. However, gotta love his spirit!

[MushyDoughnut]

WTF!

Marilyn Monroe : Female actress,singer,model, etc.

Beserkers : Hardcore fighting machines

[joshkidd7]

"Mashy, your getting squeezed in ! Im killing berserkers *turns to the computer guy* KILL EM!" LOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOL!

[urmo345]

Woman certainly does have some knowledge about warfare...

[communistpianist]

They really should have headsets to have better battles, so they can talk better.

[Herpkid56]

not a good idea to send all your troops to a berserker unit, morale sappers they are

[Gosu117]

That weapons expert is a fucking dick.

[AnAznPersuasion]

I bet those battle controllers for the contestants want them to stfu and stop screaming lol

[theflame150]

beserkers are very good but theyre not exactly marilyn monroe. My mum is saying ive got to go but i cant now, im fighting beserkers.

[nathanfromPO]

i can't belive the game there useing in medieval total war

[WG15796]

@nathanfromPO nope its rome total war.

[Pyromaniac1230]

"i can't reach"

[evilblades]

as a norwegian i kinda hope the vikings will win XD

harald is still celebrated as probarbly THE greatest man in norways history :P

[maooz]

what the hell kind of name is mash?

[kanenkitten]

@maooz: a nickname

[Blobitibob]

Should've sent the archers against the berzerkers

[TheKalusha]

kill Mash!your really good at it

lol :P

[lolageXD]

Beserkers: Not exactly marilyn monroe

[sirmed1]

now this is where their plan fell apart.. surrounded be noresemen and beserksers flanking them... :D

[bigstui100]

id kick there ass at that im sure we all could

[ArcaneAzmadi]

Love the soundtrack when the house coerls charged the berserks at 2:20.

This was ALL the mother's show. Sam just couldn't keep from looking right over Mash's shoulder and giving orders directly; he wasn't suited to be a general. But really, the mother had everything in hand on her own, she's FIERCE.

[bigstui100]

@ArcaneAzmadi lol

[justnotcricket]

whats with the wasp bashing? i had to find out what that meant, we dont even use those distinctions here.

this is just a nice loving and close family with an unusually bossy mother, grow up people. and im not a 'wasp' btw.

its a fun show about military history, nothing about this family is resposible for americas bullshit.

[Kristnt]

typical paddy

[seedofbilly]

that kid can't be older than 11 and he just said the beserkers "weren't exactly Marilyn Monroe"

LOL

[woodbinedrinker]

Bloodthirsty WASP family.

[tyrannasaurasalan]

lmao.

[mrnaughtycat]

typicak al yank bambling on about vieatnam arrnt they who fucked that country up with agent oRANGE CHEMICAL WEAPON

[tyrannasaurasalan]

Shut up you WASP bastard. He isn't even saying anything about VIetnam. You're the one going on about chemical weapons and country fucking.

[askhams]

Shes as wet as a fishes wet bits

[TheKrakenKiller]

lol

[TheKrakenKiller]

ahhhh mum berserkers iam fighting berserkers

[SpartanLeeds]

wow they got an erection after they heard they killed the norse king xD

[RevStaplehurst]

"But Muuuum, I'm fighting berserkers!"

[MrPan1c3]

god if i was the guy on the computer i would have strangled that little kid, hes so irritating

[ste0845]

they're not exactly marilyn munroe haha

[mickeyjake2009]

my god that woman is annoying good leader but bad at the same time becous she is very much a dictator but still pretty good

[ColonelMarksman]

This family would slaughter those RTS morons who fought at the Battle of Troy.

[ww2killerk]

Lol would love to see that battle :)

[EmperorTiger]

what about the Telomon or Chalon guys in the first series?

[deadliestwarriors]

LOL

6:16

King Harold:BLEH

Huscarl:GOT EM I GOT EM!!

[BeerCrazedMonkey]

"they're not exactly marilyn monroe mum!" man that kid's a prick

[EmperorTiger]

who cares

[klam2k9]

one of the best contestents to go on the show!!

[jackh4eva]

2.30 what the fuck?

[jedq]

i beat mash a rome total war

[deadliestwarriors]

hmmm

mash

the

bain

of

bezerkers

[HaloFan262]

tip, they have low armour, shoot them down, heavy and light get shamwowed, same as cavalry, use ur damn archers at them

[acrobaticdrunk]

Pity the guy controlling the Norse army didn't actually use the beserkers bloodlust ability, that might have actually made some effect on the battle outcome rather than just have them standing still and recieveing a charge from Huscarls time after time where they're gonna get butchered.

[denniswilder]

You're assuming they had the ability here in the alpha.

[DannySimmz]

This series was made in 2005 ,pretty sure thats after alpha.

[1stSgtEasyCompany]

it seems sam knows a bit of history according to his kamikaze reference...

[Sam13lfc]

That's a strange family....

[yak5408]

berzerker is norse for (fierce warrior high on blood)

[luedusk]

who is playing the Vikings? is it computer?

[Sam13lfc]

A guy is somewhere else controlling them.

[talveer2]

Its a human controller but he is told what to do by a historian to follow the real battle.

[almamaterjh]

these bersekers are nuts. i mean look at how fast they move

[xertexxetrex]

Harald killed quite a few before he died - a good leader

[capacopkilla123]

their mom is realy hot

[jazzyslickboy]

this game cannot be done using teams-there's too much arguing and disagreement

[dunmerdude]

Does anybody else find it odd with the BI models.

[brohan914]

the host keeps telling them what to do...lame

[livingjustfordying]

hes right to kill bezerkers... they can turn battles. anyway its too easy but they are working well. first team 2 use the map.

[thef1fan]

cor mash love killing berserkers-he really scaring me!!!

[thef1fan]

but mum i'm fighting berserkers!!! lol

[willypete2171]

look mum there's a bassaka aup in the sky

[willypete2171]

dad, dad, wheas ya awchas? lol!!!

[GarryGang]

y did'nt they use medieval total war 2 lol, it would make more sense but still i love time commanders

[SLIM1N]

it wasnt out i dont think.

[kanenkitten]

it hadn't been designed yet

[Tareltonlives]

"But mum, I'm fighting berserkers!" "Not exactly Marilyn Monroe, are they?" These kids are gold.

[Penglish1984]

He calls them 'Berserks', it's long time since I hated someone I've never met

[RagdollPhysics]

why? 'Berserks' is a slightly outdated term, but it's just as valid as Berserkers.

[Penglish1984]

It might be a valid term but it still annoys me. Batta is an old word for overtime but if someone used it I'd think he was a tool.

[RagdollPhysics]

haha I think I'd just be mildly impressed at their vocabulary, but fair enough.

[justintx1]

i wounder wat game they are using for this

[Tareltonlives]

A modded version of "Rome Total War" by Creative Assembly. Great game. Really hard at times, but it's addictive

[cdplayerx50]

It would be awesome if they brought time commanders back, I watched it loads when it was on. They should try using the empire total war system or something, and do all the battles from the 18th and 19th century

[tsuyoshi15]

maybe even with the soon newest total war based on the revolutionary war in the 1800's

[englishfrenchgerman]

They could do Medieval battles using Medieval 2

[MyXboxIsBroken]

omg they are heiling at 0:57

[Andy0against0WW3]

this family seems so arrogant especially the mum

[akoljrkdsf]

man this show is the best :p

[blaisejones]

if they knew how well the command structure would work, they should have had them do a really hard battle like Cannae.

[JimbobHarrigan]

Been a good team so far

[worrybeunhappy]

man they shoulda made the youngest sibling general i think hed do a better job than the current ones

[carthagertw]

this was made with a changed version of Rome:Total War

[FinalFreek]

this is a fantastic show becuase by the looks of things they use Rome Total War:Barbarian Invation and Rome Total War with mods for extra things for generals