as you are soooo obease moving your jaw to talk TO ORDER A PIZZA may tire you out so here is the vending machine for you! put it next to where you sit REMOTE CONTROL OPTION AVAILABLE!
you know why you only see how hot girls take a bit of the pizza and never eat a whole one and say wow thats was delicious? cause she will have to work out 2 weeks to get THIS pizza from her hibs and the pizza is as unhealty as possible ....
Regular pizzas are really bad for you (lots of cals, lots of fat, tons of sodium) and these are probably worse than average. Great idea. lets make the world even fatter. We can all be diabetics together.
@turfturbo Maybe some people like cheap food that can fill them up. Not everyone has enough money to buy all the food they want. I literally live off of a large stock of cup noodles, ramen, tortilla chips with cheese dip, and on Friday and Saturday nights it's a large pizza from Pizza Hut, Sunday I'll eat left overs or if someone gives a few bucks I'll go to Taco Bell and I'm not fat either and hardly eat Monday-Thursday. I have a little bit of a belly but my over all body is skinny .
@squezey1 your diet is a recipe for disaster in your 30s as your bodies metabolism slows down. Your already damaging your heart, liver and circulatory system by ingesting way too much sodium (one bag of ramen noodles has close to a full days worth of sodium in it). Add tortilla chips. cheese, cup noodles and you probably already have an enlarged heart and arteries that are clogging. Skinny doesnt always mean healthy.
The reason why we don't have fancy vending machines is because they'll get vandalized right away. Companies would lose more money replacing them than getting from them. Until we get disrespectful retards out of our country, we're not getting cool stuff like this. ><; Great concept, but the machines would need to be closely monitored~ でしょう
i got a pizza outa a vending machine last week on holiday =D its was awesome cos i was starving!! and i saw this pizza vending machine and i was like =O am i hallucinating xD it was yummy! =P
take fucking mc donald and burger king out of californa and put these fucking vending machine here and those amazing vending machine in japan in californa as well :3
that crap may be good that you can get pizza in such low time and such,but because of that everyone will eat pizza all day long(especially the youngies) and when you won't notice it you will be fat ass together with the whole world.
@shiro9000123 because they are Asians!!! Asians never get fat lol!!
and Americans get fat like hell. maybe not always their fault(busy with work and such) but there are still too many Americans who get fat,and especially because fast food is really cheap there.
you take your eyes off for 1 sec and all the kids and teenagers are as fat as a cow.
most Americans also don't do any sports.
so they get pizza vending machines,that are easy to get,and don't do any sports...they get fat like hell.
I agree, Some americans are fat, but that's mainly because of how far the food industry has come. Not all americans are huge. So you can't say that sort of thing.
@AntiChrist67 lol i live in america, but still that makes me laugh cuz tis true, like 98% of americans are fat smoking alcoholics, thank god im in the other 2%
Well, here is what Webmd (dot) com has to say on this subject:
"That’s the finding of the latest Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index, which shows that 63.1% of adults in the U.S. were either overweight or obese in 2009."
@xxALEXIZBEASTxx So I take it that you are "most" of the Americans? That sounds like you're just really fat to me! :P You might want to think before posting comments.
Better said, "Actually, most Americans aren't fat. That's just a stereotype. For example, I'm not fat myself" (even though that's a horrible example but whatever) And also, you could do without the insulting. Makes you sound MORE ignoraant the very person you're insultung.
@beatrockas I can get butthurt over whatever the fuck i want. Such as your horrible use of certain characters, or your lack of commas. Although I was already kind of pissed off at you for giving a reason why we shouldn't have this beautiful piece of art.
just a thought. what if there are two people inside that make the pizza really fast and then push it out and then its just a box with loads of flashy buttons?
That's right... sniff that pizza. Sniff the pizza.. like it.
CameronDude 2 weeks ago
what is this? jimmy neutron!?
zeebra71 2 weeks ago
eww i dont no if i would eat pizza coming out of a vending machine
08clanic1 2 weeks ago
Oh yeah, sauce all over my naked body.
robotpanda77 3 weeks ago
Bet it tastes like shite.
bongalongify 3 weeks ago
4 olives thats it?
jimlucie 3 weeks ago
looks better then american pizza
biok2006 3 weeks ago
Mario GTFO from this machine
TwoStepsTwoDeath 1 month ago
That pizza looks crappy....
TheRoninkin 1 month ago 4
who wants a piece of paper with vegetables.. damn.
PrayKargo 1 month ago
Im a girl who eats pizza -_-
jibtu 2 months ago
Nice I would really get one of those
RandomDavid1000 2 months ago
bitch should keep an eye on her diet
RayLzJessLONGTIME 2 months ago 2
I need to buy a pizza ASAP
pcangeldust 3 months ago
LOL yea right... like girls eat pizza
IamDerpp 3 months ago
fat people dont get confused, yes this is porn music
bubzbeautychannel2 4 months ago
folds it like american pizza...yuk
reddeerguy70 4 months ago
@reddeerguy70 The thin kind of pizza that is meant to be folded is not America-- it's Neopolitan.
ChicagoProdigy 3 months ago
what a fatty
soccergoalzz 4 months ago
no she went and threw it all up.
damonkat26 4 months ago
I can't imagine it to be any good..
willyuu 4 months ago
I betcha there's a little slave boy inside that machine making the pizza for you!
sylvur 4 months ago
I need this to go with my coke vending machine at home
wiccanmoonman 5 months ago
Now you are making pizzas using science!
Jimpiedepimpie 5 months ago
Datass.jpg
latinoalex5 5 months ago 2
Milf. Just sayin'
spiderpigc 5 months ago
i need this for my dorm for college in like 8 years
scotteo17 5 months ago
greedy fucking bitch took two pizzas!!!
MattyGuiseleyLeeds 5 months ago 2
Pretty soon all the humans will be dead and itll just be Oprah, Bill Gates and an xbox360 to rule the world
iLoveMyGun89 5 months ago
Lol? So we have to coin like 5-10$... Definitely Mario behind this.
blablamannn 6 months ago 19
Where is the love?
isocrate27 6 months ago
This is other the most awsome or most terrible idea ever. I cant realy tell.
o.o
LuckyAssult 6 months ago
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!i want one
ArtsandCook101 6 months ago
so for 50 cents you get a pizza hmmmmmm WARE THE HECK IS THAT MACHINE
czech706 6 months ago
@czech706 I know, I wish I had something like that where I live.
squezey1 5 months ago
Fake
amgoD 6 months ago
@amgoD nope the piz top pizza vending machine is as i know sadly avalible in Italy
masterchiefjoe 6 months ago
@masterchiefjoe I've seen ones that look real, actually do work, this one however, just the way she pulls it out etc. All looks fake.
amgoD 6 months ago 2
@amgoD THIS IS SO REALL THE WOMAN IS REAL I SWEAR! I SEEN HER IN MY COUNTRY.
TheKillahKhi 6 months ago
I really want a pizza right now. :Q
Halfdead55 7 months ago
Why Are there keys in the machine? XD
PowerfulGlitchers 7 months ago
HOW MANY PIZZA DOES DAT WOMAN WANT!!! XD i mean come on lik OVAR 9000!!1
(horable joke)
thoughtbubble17 7 months ago
This seems horribly fake.
nemesisdog2 7 months ago
@ XxShiTHapPensCracxX and 1Oneto2 that is soo racist -__-
krznb 7 months ago
thats ur best model?????
yonjiro98 7 months ago
The crust is the same color as the box....
SabbyGuy09 7 months ago
Mario Ass is hot!
imprinceful 7 months ago
Then someone murders you while you are waiting 20 minutes....
superfly1842 7 months ago
Of course the European chick that weights 85lbs buys two mediums pizza's for herself.
computer188 8 months ago
the machine is way to big, i bet the machine's secret is a family of midgets working inside.
RitvarLegend 8 months ago 2
@cuber1998lu u got that right
yonjiro98 8 months ago
Só de ver essa pizza me deu água na boca
ASNONERVOSO 8 months ago
I' can't belive..istant plastic pizza!
yasushi83 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you're one of those types Obese!
beatrockas 8 months ago
I think I could make it to the local parlor faster than I could put $10 worth of quarters into the vending machine.
hempheadfor20 9 months ago 3
the bottom of the pizza still looks uncooked.
runsa 9 months ago
The woman is way too fat to eat 2 whole pizza at once. also, her way eating it is really really really stupid.
mickeyyeung0528 9 months ago
fat bitch 2 pizzas
OLIT54 9 months ago
fake and gay
Ipodperfection 9 months ago
The italians have it! I want it!
3CGT 10 months ago
pizza
TheComputerized 10 months ago
marie tu voi c plus facile et tu te fait moins chier
sergio3281 10 months ago
that pizza looks white as hell, is it really cooked well? we have a pizzeria, that's why I know that a white dough means uncooked dough.
DonerciHussam 10 months ago
as you are soooo obease moving your jaw to talk TO ORDER A PIZZA may tire you out so here is the vending machine for you! put it next to where you sit REMOTE CONTROL OPTION AVAILABLE!
atomicnortherner 10 months ago
i honestly think a pizza made by a machine would taste horrible =/ but still kinda cool that a vending machine served the pizza
darkhope450 11 months ago
Btw, the way the machine serves the pizza is not very appealing. A closed box would look much better and is more hygienic than this wobbly cardboard.
SuperMatschbirne 11 months ago
OMG, the vending machine of my dreams! I need one ASAP!
SuperMatschbirne 11 months ago
That girl could use 2 Pizzas look how skinny she is !!
indyfan22k 11 months ago
Mario is so behind there workin' his ass off.
1Oneto2 11 months ago 82
@1Oneto2 Mario who?
JonO387 2 months ago
@JonO387 Mario you
LPnew1 2 months ago
@LPnew1 That makes no sense.
JonO387 2 months ago
cool.
This i will love to hack!
FREE PIZZA EVERYONE!
TheMacfilms 1 year ago
you know why you only see how hot girls take a bit of the pizza and never eat a whole one and say wow thats was delicious? cause she will have to work out 2 weeks to get THIS pizza from her hibs and the pizza is as unhealty as possible ....
beavisCS 1 year ago
Regular pizzas are really bad for you (lots of cals, lots of fat, tons of sodium) and these are probably worse than average. Great idea. lets make the world even fatter. We can all be diabetics together.
turfturbo 1 year ago
@turfturbo Maybe some people like cheap food that can fill them up. Not everyone has enough money to buy all the food they want. I literally live off of a large stock of cup noodles, ramen, tortilla chips with cheese dip, and on Friday and Saturday nights it's a large pizza from Pizza Hut, Sunday I'll eat left overs or if someone gives a few bucks I'll go to Taco Bell and I'm not fat either and hardly eat Monday-Thursday. I have a little bit of a belly but my over all body is skinny .
squezey1 1 year ago
@squezey1 your diet is a recipe for disaster in your 30s as your bodies metabolism slows down. Your already damaging your heart, liver and circulatory system by ingesting way too much sodium (one bag of ramen noodles has close to a full days worth of sodium in it). Add tortilla chips. cheese, cup noodles and you probably already have an enlarged heart and arteries that are clogging. Skinny doesnt always mean healthy.
turfturbo 1 year ago
this isn't seriously real...is it?
AsiansofMC 1 year ago
lol ok
xxALEXIZBEASTxx 1 year ago
pizza boom
MrLazyBoy76 1 year ago
bow chica wow wow
apo115 1 year ago
From Family Guy episodes. Yeah, I'm not proud I watch that either.
UCONNgirl 1 year ago
@UCONNgirl Yep deffentaly cheap porno music, but man this video is making me hungry though....
DJxSGGxNeo 1 year ago
=( watching pizza vending machines made me hungry and i got non to eat
001Rah 1 year ago
There is a little mexican child in that machine making that pizza! x)
XxShiTHapPensCracxX 1 year ago 105
@XxShiTHapPensCracxX aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dansturby 6 months ago
I shudder to think what would happen if the machine failed to dispense the pizza, or if their was a power outage and you already put your money in.
Triplezero13999 1 year ago
in 0:28 got the machine key, now everyone can stole the machine money
and this is fake!
sonicleejungxin1234 1 year ago
THE PIZZA LOOKS RAW AT THE BOTTOM
cutieface2007 1 year ago 2
wat!? no fries or sauce?
Gaaralover10142 1 year ago
The reason why we don't have fancy vending machines is because they'll get vandalized right away. Companies would lose more money replacing them than getting from them. Until we get disrespectful retards out of our country, we're not getting cool stuff like this. ><; Great concept, but the machines would need to be closely monitored~ でしょう
koneko23 1 year ago 4
Telling me that pizza was 50 cents....?
strey75 1 year ago
i got a pizza outa a vending machine last week on holiday =D its was awesome cos i was starving!! and i saw this pizza vending machine and i was like =O am i hallucinating xD it was yummy! =P
PoisonedPiixie 1 year ago
where is this vending machine?
sonnypat3 1 year ago
I don't know why, but it looks fake.
Minither 1 year ago
just 2 quarters???!!!
sasukeuchhia 1 year ago
How much did it cost for a pizza?
ShadowWarrior09 1 year ago
I want to live in japan!!!
kiki11opo 1 year ago
take fucking mc donald and burger king out of californa and put these fucking vending machine here and those amazing vending machine in japan in californa as well :3
aznjokernerd 1 year ago
I'm high and this still doesn't look good...
bardoxvideos 1 year ago 3
one of the worst ideas i ever seen.
that crap may be good that you can get pizza in such low time and such,but because of that everyone will eat pizza all day long(especially the youngies) and when you won't notice it you will be fat ass together with the whole world.
MushroomDisorder 1 year ago
@MushroomDisorder um... excuse me, in japan they have a lot more vending machines with food worse than pizza and... THEY NEVER GET FAT!
shiro9000123 1 year ago
@shiro9000123 because they are Asians!!! Asians never get fat lol!!
and Americans get fat like hell. maybe not always their fault(busy with work and such) but there are still too many Americans who get fat,and especially because fast food is really cheap there.
you take your eyes off for 1 sec and all the kids and teenagers are as fat as a cow.
most Americans also don't do any sports.
so they get pizza vending machines,that are easy to get,and don't do any sports...they get fat like hell.
MushroomDisorder 1 year ago
@MushroomDisorder thats a stereo type. seriously theres only 2 fat kids in my grade im in 8th grade and its been like that for 3 years
BeatlesHero 1 year ago
@BeatlesHero You've been in the eighth grade for three years? Poor kid :\
Shmekekey 1 year ago
@BeatlesHero lollll noooo i ve been in middle school.... its 8th grade year. lol no fat kids maybe around 2
BeatlesHero 1 year ago
phat bitch
spazzymagey 1 year ago
I never seen a pizza vending machine what country is it from because im from the usa
billy5853 1 year ago
yep ... now Iam waiting for the 'Japanese schoolgirls' vending machines...
RACOS666 1 year ago
the key is in the thing
niktis19 1 year ago
We do NOT need this in America. I will lose half of my family to diabetese.
ShananiKings 1 year ago 3
Well, this is rather interesting. I never knew stuff like this existed!
SailorPinkPearl13 1 year ago
Forget women, stick a Fleshlight unit on this machine and this is all I need.
Rapist4u 1 year ago
she's one greedy b"tch
dsb100 1 year ago 5
just stick like 20 of those in a room and you have a restaurant with no human work.
appleintosh 1 year ago
AntiChrist67 ur probalay fat 2, freaking pig dont talk about us americans cunt ,,l,,
saiforymustang 1 year ago
like "Netflix" and pizza delivery merged into one :D
iceandsteele 1 year ago
@iceandsteele all they need to do is place my favorite movie dvd in the center of that pie and we got ourselves a million dollar machine
Pikmeir 1 year ago
so I see it is one year later, did you sell 1000 of your vending machines yet
friendlyfurtraders 1 year ago
4€? lol
DarkTheXone 1 year ago
how many coins u need xD
midori104 1 year ago
spettacolo ........
STRAORDINARIA......
wackos1000 1 year ago
So how does this work?
Zeamus634 2 years ago
@Zeamus634 there is elves inside the machine forced to work with no pay thats how it works jk its all frozen
bulletfingrz 1 year ago
@Zeamus634
You put the money in the food comes out....
I guess its kind of hard to figure that out from the video
CapChronic 1 year ago
I don't think she's hot, she looks like a smoker.
cool29801 2 years ago 3
omg i wunt 1 :o
yobabegurltaylor 2 years ago
That Women is gonna be fat as a Blimp if she dosnt stop eating XD
113mac113 2 years ago 4
You get a hot woman with it too?
12aggie12 2 years ago
XXDDD
HabboFrag 2 years ago
wtf
kmang234 2 years ago
needs WAAAAAAAAAAY more cheese before im even touchin that thing
pooten0 2 years ago
Really? This video is sure DRIPPING with cheese...
Oh, you mean on the PIZZA
i8246i 2 years ago 2
These pizzas taste like any other microwaved pizzas.
It doesnt beat the real deal, but it's .. ok.
LetoZeth 2 years ago
Thats more for the ones who are too lazy to go to grocery,buy a frozen pizza and microwave it,like me lol
WarrenAch 2 years ago
This is a fantastic idea, and I think it be a good investment for many malls, colleges and truckstops.
I could just do without the cheap porno music presenting it.
UCONNgirl 2 years ago 63
@UCONNgirl how do u know its cheap pornography music anyways?
RandomShowTv 1 year ago
@RandomShowTv uuuuum "cough" "cough"
mrjowjoe 1 year ago
SSSHHHIITTT man why isn't this in america
Mafiaboss58 2 years ago
i want it in the uk
RESIDENTEVILMAD2K8 2 years ago
"why isn't this in america"
Americans are fat enough as it is without pizza vending machines.
AntiChrist67 2 years ago 110
Too chey.
Yrrebsiez 2 years ago
@AntiChrist67 Thats a stereotype you prick.
TheSkiesDye 1 year ago
Also happens to be true
Andjealous 1 year ago
I agree, Some americans are fat, but that's mainly because of how far the food industry has come. Not all americans are huge. So you can't say that sort of thing.
TheSkiesDye 1 year ago
@TheSkiesDye it is a steriotype isnt it, oh well apparently mr defensive here is one of those fatasses
jingalls2010 1 year ago
@jingalls2010 You mean 'Stereotype' right? Dipshit.
TheSkiesDye 1 year ago
@AntiChrist67 lol i live in america, but still that makes me laugh cuz tis true, like 98% of americans are fat smoking alcoholics, thank god im in the other 2%
jingalls2010 1 year ago
@AntiChrist67 its not all that other normal half of americans faults that everyone else doesnt put time and effort into maitainting their weight
wcatdoor 1 year ago
@AntiChrist67 HEY!!! I LIV IN AMERICA AND..... wait, your right.....
ferbfan12 1 year ago 5
@ferbfan12 yes i live in soviet america but only weigh 125 130
davidlee110 1 year ago
@AntiChrist67
But I have high metabolism, I could stand gainin about 100 pounds. And I wouldn't mind being fat. It's not like I do anything anyway.
ronfarvay 1 year ago
@AntiChrist67 No its because it takes too much work to press buttons on the vending machine...
Atomzdan 1 year ago
@AntiChrist67 ACTUALLY most americans arnt fat im not fat and im american so shut the fuck up and go suck a penis before leaveing your gay comments
xxALEXIZBEASTxx 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@xxALEXIZBEASTxx: "ACTUALLY most americans arnt fat"
Well, here is what Webmd (dot) com has to say on this subject:
"That’s the finding of the latest Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index, which shows that 63.1% of adults in the U.S. were either overweight or obese in 2009."
AntiChrist67 1 year ago
@xxALEXIZBEASTxx dude take a joke
mrjowjoe 1 year ago
@xxALEXIZBEASTxx So I take it that you are "most" of the Americans? That sounds like you're just really fat to me! :P You might want to think before posting comments.
Better said, "Actually, most Americans aren't fat. That's just a stereotype. For example, I'm not fat myself" (even though that's a horrible example but whatever) And also, you could do without the insulting. Makes you sound MORE ignoraant the very person you're insultung.
Zephur19 1 year ago
@AntiChrist67 And you also Fat.
davidlee110 1 year ago
@AntiChrist67 Grrrrrrrrrrrr..............
Not what you said, just your name.... GRrrrrrrrrr
246sam1 1 year ago
@AntiChrist67 No, because they know it a rip-off!
davidlee110 1 year ago
@AntiChrist67 because American's make the best damn pizza.
beatrockas 9 months ago
@beatrockas Fuck you, Jingoist Fatass. Or in this case Stereotypical American.
zoo1619 8 months ago
@zoo1619 haha you are funny for getting butt hurt for a stupid reason "pizza" come on dude get real and go fuck yourself how' bout that.
beatrockas 8 months ago
@beatrockas I can get butthurt over whatever the fuck i want. Such as your horrible use of certain characters, or your lack of commas. Although I was already kind of pissed off at you for giving a reason why we shouldn't have this beautiful piece of art.
zoo1619 8 months ago
So how does it taste?
Hanssen69 2 years ago 2
That's a big machine lol
Gotmilk0112 2 years ago
just a thought. what if there are two people inside that make the pizza really fast and then push it out and then its just a box with loads of flashy buttons?
nah just kidding seems like an awesome idea :-P
spinballwhizzkids 2 years ago
put them in vegas!
lawlzitsjen 2 years ago
If such a machine spread out all over the world, the delivery to home pizzeria goes bankrupt ! !
CaptainDaikon 2 years ago
the flour/and water sitting around-not healthy
dinobravo420 2 years ago
YOU DIE!!!
Speedster159 2 years ago
i want one in my kitchen! can you just imagine! oh the flavours....
RandomVideo1994 2 years ago
i want 1!
bluedooke 2 years ago
OMG I WANT THAT!!! Why can't we have anything that we like in this reality? :( Reality sucks.
h666a 2 years ago 2
they have one in italy.
perhaps you could jack it from the place.
RunTheRockers 2 years ago
lol she had two boxes of pizza
JuangaPro 2 years ago
lol i know right takes 2 pizzas just sitting on the floor eating 2 pizzas
gglilg500 2 years ago
XD wtf!?
malthe122 2 years ago
they should have replace the women with a big fat guy, would make more sense. xD
lorenzo1234567891011 2 years ago 5
lol
sckryde 2 years ago 3
lol
thamer2k 2 years ago 2
LMAO! So true. So so so true.
borgogirl7777 2 years ago