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  • That's right... sniff that pizza. Sniff the pizza.. like it.

  • what is this? jimmy neutron!? 

  • eww i dont no if i would eat pizza coming out of a vending machine

  • Oh yeah, sauce all over my naked body.

  • Bet it tastes like shite.

  • 4 olives thats it?

  • looks better then american pizza

  • Mario GTFO from this machine

  • That pizza looks crappy....

  • who wants a piece of paper with vegetables.. damn.

  • Im a girl who eats pizza -_-

  • Nice I would really get one of those

  • bitch should keep an eye on her diet

  • I need to buy a pizza ASAP

  • LOL yea right... like girls eat pizza

  • fat people dont get confused, yes this is porn music

  • folds it like american pizza...yuk

  • @reddeerguy70 The thin kind of pizza that is meant to be folded is not America-- it's Neopolitan.

  • what a fatty

  • no she went and threw it all up.

  • I can't imagine it to be any good..

  • I betcha there's a little slave boy inside that machine making the pizza for you!

  • I need this to go with my coke vending machine at home

  • Now you are making pizzas using science!

  • Datass.jpg

  • Milf. Just sayin'

  • i need this for my dorm for college in like 8 years

  • greedy fucking bitch took two pizzas!!!

  • Pretty soon all the humans will be dead and itll just be Oprah, Bill Gates and an xbox360 to rule the world 

  • Lol? So we have to coin like 5-10$... Definitely Mario behind this.

  • Where is the love?

  • This is other the most awsome or most terrible idea ever. I cant realy tell.

    o.o

  • waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!i want one

  • so for 50 cents you get a pizza hmmmmmm WARE THE HECK IS THAT MACHINE

  • @czech706 I know, I wish I had something like that where I live.

  • Fake

    

  • @amgoD nope the piz top pizza vending machine is as i know sadly avalible in Italy

  • @masterchiefjoe I've seen ones that look real, actually do work, this one however, just the way she pulls it out etc. All looks fake.

  • @amgoD THIS IS SO REALL THE WOMAN IS REAL I SWEAR! I SEEN HER IN MY COUNTRY.

  • I really want a pizza right now. :Q

  • Why Are there keys in the machine? XD

  • HOW MANY PIZZA DOES DAT WOMAN WANT!!! XD i mean come on lik OVAR 9000!!1

    (horable joke)

  • This seems horribly fake.

  • @ XxShiTHapPensCracxX and 1Oneto2 that is soo racist -__-

  • thats ur best model?????

  • The crust is the same color as the box....

  • Mario Ass is hot!

  • Then someone murders you while you are waiting 20 minutes....

  • Of course the European chick that weights 85lbs buys two mediums pizza's for herself.

  • the machine is way to big, i bet the machine's secret is a family of midgets working inside.

  • @cuber1998lu u got that right

  • Só de ver essa pizza me deu água na boca

  • I' can't belive..istant plastic pizza!

  • I think I could make it to the local parlor faster than I could put $10 worth of quarters into the vending machine.

  • the bottom of the pizza still looks uncooked.

  • The woman is way too fat to eat 2 whole pizza at once. also, her way eating it is really really really stupid.

  • fat bitch 2 pizzas

  • fake and gay

  • The italians have it! I want it!

  • pizza

  • marie tu voi c plus facile et tu te fait moins chier

  • that pizza looks white as hell, is it really cooked well? we have a pizzeria, that's why I know that a white dough means uncooked dough.

  • as you are soooo obease moving your jaw to talk TO ORDER A PIZZA may tire you out so here is the vending machine for you! put it next to where you sit REMOTE CONTROL OPTION AVAILABLE!

  • i honestly think a pizza made by a machine would taste horrible =/ but still kinda cool that a vending machine served the pizza

  • Btw, the way the machine serves the pizza is not very appealing. A closed box would look much better and is more hygienic than this wobbly cardboard.

  • OMG, the vending machine of my dreams! I need one ASAP!

  • That girl could use 2 Pizzas look how skinny she is !!

  • Mario is so behind there workin' his ass off.

  • @1Oneto2 Mario who?

  • @JonO387 Mario you

  • @LPnew1 That makes no sense.

  • cool.

    This i will love to hack!

    FREE PIZZA EVERYONE!

  • you know why you only see how hot girls take a bit of the pizza and never eat a whole one and say wow thats was delicious? cause she will have to work out 2 weeks to get THIS pizza from her hibs and the pizza is as unhealty as possible ....

  • Regular pizzas are really bad for you (lots of cals, lots of fat, tons of sodium) and these are probably worse than average. Great idea. lets make the world even fatter. We can all be diabetics together.

  • @turfturbo Maybe some people like cheap food that can fill them up. Not everyone has enough money to buy all the food they want. I literally live off of a large stock of cup noodles, ramen, tortilla chips with cheese dip, and on Friday and Saturday nights it's a large pizza from Pizza Hut, Sunday I'll eat left overs or if someone gives a few bucks I'll go to Taco Bell and I'm not fat either and hardly eat Monday-Thursday. I have a little bit of a belly but my over all body is skinny .

  • @squezey1 your diet is a recipe for disaster in your 30s as your bodies metabolism slows down. Your already damaging your heart, liver and circulatory system by ingesting way too much sodium (one bag of ramen noodles has close to a full days worth of sodium in it). Add tortilla chips. cheese, cup noodles and you probably already have an enlarged heart and arteries that are clogging. Skinny doesnt always mean healthy.

  • this isn't seriously real...is it?

  • lol ok

  • pizza boom

  • bow chica wow wow

  • From Family Guy episodes. Yeah, I'm not proud I watch that either.

  • @UCONNgirl Yep deffentaly cheap porno music, but man this video is making me hungry though....

  • =( watching pizza vending machines made me hungry and i got non to eat

  • There is a little mexican child in that machine making that pizza! x)

  • @XxShiTHapPensCracxX  aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahah!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I shudder to think what would happen if the machine failed to dispense the pizza, or if their was a power outage and you already put your money in. 

  • in 0:28 got the machine key, now everyone can stole the machine money

    and this is fake!

  • THE PIZZA LOOKS RAW AT THE BOTTOM

  • wat!? no fries or sauce?

  • The reason why we don't have fancy vending machines is because they'll get vandalized right away. Companies would lose more money replacing them than getting from them. Until we get disrespectful retards out of our country, we're not getting cool stuff like this. ><; Great concept, but the machines would need to be closely monitored~ でしょう

  • Telling me that pizza was 50 cents....?

  • i got a pizza outa a vending machine last week on holiday =D its was awesome cos i was starving!! and i saw this pizza vending machine and i was like =O am i hallucinating xD it was yummy! =P

  • where is this vending machine?

  • I don't know why, but it looks fake.

  • just 2 quarters???!!!

  • How much did it cost for a pizza?

  • I want to live in japan!!!

  • take fucking mc donald and burger king out of californa and put these fucking vending machine here and those amazing vending machine in japan in californa as well :3

  • I'm high and this still doesn't look good...

  • one of the worst ideas i ever seen.

    that crap may be good that you can get pizza in such low time and such,but because of that everyone will eat pizza all day long(especially the youngies) and when you won't notice it you will be fat ass together with the whole world.

  • @MushroomDisorder um... excuse me, in japan they have a lot more vending machines with food worse than pizza and... THEY NEVER GET FAT!

  • @shiro9000123 because they are Asians!!! Asians never get fat lol!!

    and Americans get fat like hell. maybe not always their fault(busy with work and such) but there are still too many Americans who get fat,and especially because fast food is really cheap there.

    you take your eyes off for 1 sec and all the kids and teenagers are as fat as a cow.

    most Americans also don't do any sports.

    so they get pizza vending machines,that are easy to get,and don't do any sports...they get fat like hell.

  • @MushroomDisorder thats a stereo type. seriously theres only 2 fat kids in my grade im in 8th grade and its been like that for 3 years

  • @BeatlesHero You've been in the eighth grade for three years? Poor kid :\

  • @BeatlesHero lollll noooo i ve been in middle school.... its 8th grade year. lol no fat kids maybe around 2

  • phat bitch

  • I never seen a pizza vending machine what country is it from because im from the usa

  • yep ... now Iam waiting for the 'Japanese schoolgirls' vending machines...

  • the key is in the thing

  • We do NOT need this in America. I will lose half of my family to diabetese.

  • Well, this is rather interesting. I never knew stuff like this existed!

  • Forget women, stick a Fleshlight unit on this machine and this is all I need.

  • she's one greedy b"tch

  • just stick like 20 of those in a room and you have a restaurant with no human work.

  • AntiChrist67 ur probalay fat 2, freaking pig dont talk about us americans cunt ,,l,,

  • like "Netflix" and pizza delivery merged into one :D

  • @iceandsteele all they need to do is place my favorite movie dvd in the center of that pie and we got ourselves a million dollar machine

  • so I see it is one year later, did you sell 1000 of your vending machines yet

  • 4€? lol

  • how many coins u need xD

  • spettacolo ........

    STRAORDINARIA......

  • So how does this work?

  • @Zeamus634 there is elves inside the machine forced to work with no pay thats how it works jk its all frozen

  • @Zeamus634

    You put the money in the food comes out....

    I guess its kind of hard to figure that out from the video

  • I don't think she's hot, she looks like a smoker.

  • omg i wunt 1 :o

  • That Women is gonna be fat as a Blimp if she dosnt stop eating XD

  • You get a hot woman with it too?

  • XXDDD

  • wtf

  • needs WAAAAAAAAAAY more cheese before im even touchin that thing

  • Really? This video is sure DRIPPING with cheese...

    Oh, you mean on the PIZZA

  • These pizzas taste like any other microwaved pizzas.

    It doesnt beat the real deal, but it's .. ok.

  • Thats more for the ones who are too lazy to go to grocery,buy a frozen pizza and microwave it,like me lol

  • This is a fantastic idea, and I think it be a good investment for many malls, colleges and truckstops.

    I could just do without the cheap porno music presenting it.

  • @UCONNgirl how do u know its cheap pornography music anyways?

  • @RandomShowTv uuuuum "cough" "cough"

  • SSSHHHIITTT man why isn't this in america

  • i want it in the uk

  • "why isn't this in america"

    Americans are fat enough as it is without pizza vending machines.

  • Too chey.

  • @AntiChrist67 Thats a stereotype you prick.

  • Also happens to be true

  • I agree, Some americans are fat, but that's mainly because of how far the food industry has come. Not all americans are huge. So you can't say that sort of thing.

  • @TheSkiesDye it is a steriotype isnt it, oh well apparently mr defensive here is one of those fatasses

  • @jingalls2010 You mean 'Stereotype' right? Dipshit.

  • @AntiChrist67 lol i live in america, but still that makes me laugh cuz tis true, like 98% of americans are fat smoking alcoholics, thank god im in the other 2%

  • @AntiChrist67 its not all that other normal half of americans faults that everyone else doesnt put time and effort into maitainting their weight

  • @AntiChrist67 HEY!!! I LIV IN AMERICA AND..... wait, your right.....

  • @ferbfan12 yes i live in soviet america but only weigh 125 130

  • @AntiChrist67

    But I have high metabolism, I could stand gainin about 100 pounds. And I wouldn't mind being fat. It's not like I do anything anyway.

  • @AntiChrist67 No its because it takes too much work to press buttons on the vending machine...

  • @AntiChrist67 ACTUALLY most americans arnt fat im not fat and im american so shut the fuck up and go suck a penis before leaveing your gay comments

  • @xxALEXIZBEASTxx dude take a joke

  • @xxALEXIZBEASTxx So I take it that you are "most" of the Americans? That sounds like you're just really fat to me! :P You might want to think before posting comments.

    Better said, "Actually, most Americans aren't fat. That's just a stereotype. For example, I'm not fat myself" (even though that's a horrible example but whatever) And also, you could do without the insulting. Makes you sound MORE ignoraant the very person you're insultung.

  • @AntiChrist67 And you also Fat.

  • @AntiChrist67 Grrrrrrrrrrrr..............

    Not what you said, just your name.... GRrrrrrrrrr

  • @AntiChrist67 No, because they know it a rip-off!

  • @AntiChrist67 because American's make the best damn pizza.

  • @beatrockas Fuck you, Jingoist Fatass. Or in this case Stereotypical American.

  • @zoo1619 haha you are funny for getting butt hurt for a stupid reason "pizza" come on dude get real and go fuck yourself how' bout that.

  • @beatrockas I can get butthurt over whatever the fuck i want. Such as your horrible use of certain characters, or your lack of commas. Although I was already kind of pissed off at you for giving a reason why we shouldn't have this beautiful piece of art.

  • So how does it taste?

  • That's a big machine lol

  • just a thought. what if there are two people inside that make the pizza really fast and then push it out and then its just a box with loads of flashy buttons?

    nah just kidding seems like an awesome idea :-P

  • put them in vegas!

  • If such a machine spread out all over the world, the delivery to home pizzeria goes bankrupt ! !

  • the flour/and water sitting around-not healthy

  • YOU DIE!!!

  • i want one in my kitchen! can you just imagine! oh the flavours....

  • i want 1!

  • OMG I WANT THAT!!! Why can't we have anything that we like in this reality? :( Reality sucks.

  • they have one in italy.

    perhaps you could jack it from the place.

  • lol she had two boxes of pizza

  • lol i know right takes 2 pizzas just sitting on the floor eating 2 pizzas

  • XD wtf!?

  • they should have replace the women with a big fat guy, would make more sense. xD

  • lol

  • lol

  • LMAO! So true. So so so true.