I'm pretty sure there's a passage in the Bible that sounds disturbingly similar to Communism. Perhaps that's where Karl Marx got the whole "to each according to his need" idea from.
I always did wonder what the point of praying over dinner was supposed to be. It certainly never improved anyone's cooking, and it always seemed kind of insulting for someone else to be getting thanked for the meal the cook made. Should we also thank Henry Ford every time we start our cars?
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Okay but if there's no God, so that everything's just all natural and stuff, happening like clockwork since the Big Bang because of gravity and science facts and chemistry and everything, changing and evolving and ending up where we are now with like bezillions of people who mostly seem to just be really STOOPid or lying or crazy or whatever it is athiests THINK, apparently, then by your own so-called 'logic', your pwecious witto NATURE isn't so spectacularly wonderful EITHER - IS it? Haha HA!!
@wunwuntew I've never said that nature is wonderful. I agree with Darwin who wrote, "What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature!" I just find it more reasonable (and comforting?) to believe that there's no all-knowing, all-powerful, all-loving being behind all that blundering cruelty. But if there is, He'd have to be like Mr. Deity.
P.S.: The stoopid [sic] people can't spell either.
@Mardezaar Okay I'll say this ONCE and if you don't get it then you're missing something that I'm afraid I just can't help you with: Science is wrong at least as much as it's right. For instance the Theory of Gravity. I'm looking out my window right now at a really huge mountain with LOTS of "gravity" and I don't see one single person orbiting around it. Not even a squirrel. Gee I sure hope I spelled all the words right.
"I'm looking out my window right now at a really huge mountain with LOTS of "gravity" and I don't see one single person orbiting around it. Not even a squirrel."
@wunwuntew I think you should go back to school, little one. Clearly you are oblivious to the obvious, and ignorant towards the truth. Continue believing your fallable fairy tales all you want. At least science is provable and observable.
@Mardezaar and @ anybody else who might be concerned ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) . I hope that's enough because we all have better things to do. I know that's the case with me, at least. Apologies all around if anyone thinks their owed, absolutely no harm intended but I'll just say I'm satisfied "Poe's Law" does seem pretty much immutable. Didn't exactly realize I was challenging it but some just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. So "Uncle" as they say, and take care.
Hence the problem with trying to distinguish a poe....it's far too fucking hard to distinguish between the Poe and the person whose *actually* battier than a belfry. I, personally, cant poe. Not because I dont know what the other side will say [hell, I can debate myself], but because i say plainly on my YT user page that Im one of the godless heathen masses, trying, in earnest, to destroy god because I hate him :p Damn my honesty!
@wunwuntew Clearly you dont know what is meant to orbit. The moon is orbiting around the mountain you mentioned. the moon, people and everything else on earth
May I reply to that? I personally believe Nature is specularly and wonderful and stuff, that's why I study science. I think the whole creation stories diminish the beauty of the world we live in. There are different stances on this, and this is mine.
I agree. I've never understood why people need something immaterial in order to gain spiritual satisfaction. I've listened to people describe the "spiritual joy" they get from "hearing God," and frankly, it sounds just like the feeling I get just by taking my shoes off and running barefoot down the beach or through a park. Nature is a beautiful, amazing thing to behold, and I feel like people diminish its value by trying to credit God with it's existence.
are most of the posts on this vid from misterdeity and keilxkey2255? Because if so, this must go on for a *delete* I figured he must've been an evolutionist. Couldn't have done all the work in seven days. Much more efficient to let the creations do the work, give him all the credit and none of the *delete* @misterdeity Don't treat the posts on here the way you treat voice messages or knee-mail, because then we'll quit getting a laugh out of some of them.
@keilxkey2255 More cynical? More cynical than people who believe in an all-powerful, all-knowing, all-loving God who allows people's prayers to go unheard? Really? Millions died during the Holocaust praying to this being to save them -- children, mothers, fathers, etc... and got no reply as they were lead to the gas chambers. This is not cynical. It's the truth -- if there's anyone up there to whom we're actually praying. If so, he has a plan and he's sticking to it.
You believe it, that's no doubt, but it's not the truth. God hears prayers and answers them, I know that in my heart. I believe in miracles and all that. You're obviously a person who is cynical and is very distrusting of religion. Man, I liked your shows. (If you are in fact the person whose made this, because you obviously posted it) but not anymore. Talk about unbridled bitterness...don't direct your angry bitterness at me.
@keilxkey2255 There's nothing angry or bitter about it. This is simply the fact. Indeed, we have medical studies now showing that prayer doesn't work. And why would it? God plans everything out, and then you say hocus pocus and he changes his mind? People prayed to God to save them on 9/11, then jumped to their deaths. This is not bitterness. This is the reality. You say you know, but you know nothing. You want it to be true and that's all you have -- and perhaps an anecdote or two.
And what makes you the authority on all things supernatural? You know no more and no less than me. You're the kind of cynic who, when it doesn't happen on demand, it's not real. That's bullshit, and it's self-serving. And those medical studies? They can't even find the god-spot, how are they going to disprove prayer?
God doesn't do what you want, when you want, so you make a show and pout about it. Sounds kind of like a spoiled child to me.
@keilxkey2255 Test the power of prayer for yourself. Jesus said in Matt. 18:19 "if two of you on Earth agree about anything you ask for, it will be done for you by my Father in heaven." So gather a couple of your Christian friends and ask for something simple and good for the world like world peace, the end of hunger and poverty -- how 'bout just $10,000 to give your favorite charity or church. Then, let me know how that goes. Let's see what you "know." Again, not cynical. Reality.
@misterdeity You didn't answer my question. What the HELL makes you the authority? Why do you have to take away faith from those who believe? And you know what, he HAS answered my prayers before, quite directly. But, oh, what did you call them? Anecdotes? You are cynical, you just can't see it, which probably explains why you don't believe it. God does good things in this world, and if it weren't for him, I wouldn't be alive right now so you can just fuck off. I won't be led astray by you.
@keilxkey2255 So, you're so special that he saved you, but not the people in the Towers who were praying? Wow! You're amazing!!!! He didn't save little children during the Holocaust, but he saved YOU! He saved a fowl-mouthed believer over an innocent Jewish child? Now who's cynical! Do you really believe He saves some because they say the right words to the right God? Seriously? This is the being you worship? This is not cynical. It's completely narcissistic. Did you do the test? Did it work?
Yes, he saved me. A fowl-mouthed human sinner. That shows how big God is, that he would save someone like me, who doesn't deserve it at all. It seems to me like your real problem lies with casualties of war, or casualties of terrorist attacks. Sounds like you should blame the terrorists who've actually bloodied their hands, not God. Yes, there is injustice in the world, and yes, things happen for a reason beyond your little human understanding. Sounds like God is your scapegoat.
@keilxkey2255 I'm "cynical" because people like you are so self-important. You're worthy of saving, but not the Jewish child (who, btw, according to Xtianity will then burn in Hell forever and ever). This is not a big God. This is a very small, very petty God. Not only does He allow the Jewish child to be tortured and murdered while he saves you, but he also sends the child to Hell for not believing the right thing. But so long as your okay... that's what matters. You're far more cynical than I.
Where the heck did you get that from? And did you even read my last post? I am not self-important at all. I know I'm not worthy to be saved!! I'm not! And did you ever think that death is not a punishment? Maybe he took those children and innocents to heaven as a relief from living on earth? You keep saying the same thing over and over, but you don't respond to anything I say! You see no hope, no light at the end, and all you percieve is evil intent in everything you see. Cynical!
@keilxkey2255 Yes, death is a good thing. That's how Bible believers justify God ordering Genocide (including the murder of babies).
You're self important because you think that God would save you, but not Jewish children during the Holocaust. I don't see evil. I see reality. There's no one there looking out for anyone. But you think, because of some anecdotal experience, that He saved YOU -- of all people. That's self-important and suggests a very cynical and callous God.
Alright. Enough of this. I respond, saying what I want, you respond back insulting me and saying what you want. Enough is enough. I'm not going to change your mind, you're not going to change mine. I love and believe in God. You don't.
I thought this episode was a little too cynical, you obviously took great offense to being called cynical. I'm not apologizing, as I'm sure you're not going to either.
Stop insulting me. You have no idea who I am or how I've lived my life until now
@keilxkey2255 I'm sorry you feel insulted, but you're not considering the logical upshot of your beliefs. If God saved your life because you prayed, and he didn't save the lives of others who prayed, there are only a few possibilities. Either he saved you arbitrarily or because your prayer was better, you're more worthy, etc... But whatever the case, the vast majority of people praying are not saved by God. For me the answer is simple. No one's there. For you, God has his reasons.
@keilxkey2255 To offer prayer to those in need as a solution because it "worked for you" without considering that your saving incident could be mere coincidence (or when most people's prayer to be saved doesn't work) is to give people false hope and to cause those whose prayers weren't answered to suffer with the question, "why does God save some, but let my son or daughter suffer a terrible death?" Please consider the harm you do to others by saying God saved you, but doesn't save others.
@misterdeity I never said he didn't save other people, too. It rains on the good and bad alike. Bad things happen to good people, too. And sometimes, the answer to your prayers is "no." God doesn't spoil his children, giving them what they want, when they want. You presume to know the mind of God, when in fact, the mind of God is something no man can know, much less understand. I could tell you a million acts of God, and I KNOW all you'd do is chalk it up to "coincidence." You wouldn't listen.
@keilxkey2255 For every single "act of God" I could show you 10,000 horrific acts which this all-powerful, all-loving being ordained. But you won't see that side of it. You'll cherry-pick the miracles from the slaughter. He saved you and that's all that matters. The 20th century was filled with 100s of millions of prayers that went unanswered. God didn't save 20 mn Ukrainians, 6 mn Jews, mns more Chinese, and 3k in the towers. But that doesn't matter 'cause he saved YOU, who knows God's mind.
@keilxkey2255 So, nothing to say in the face of all those unanswered prayers? That seems pretty cynical to me. But what the hell... at least he answers yours.
@misterdeity Hi, this keilxkey2255 character is a nut job. Probably was an alcoholic or something. He doesn't get the logic of what you're saying. If he got it he would have to change his understanding of everything and that's a lot of work.
Make watching a full season of Mr Deity mandatory in the US and it might save the world quite a bit of trouble once these kids have grown up and get the right to vote.
Aww, I wanna go help Margret. Hopefully show her these and hope she prays to, IDK, a pink unicorn that listens to prayers. *grin* Forgive me, I'm on a bit of an energy rush today.
I like this episode because it kinda explains why it's against his commandments to use his name in vain. But it kinda sucks to think that your prayer is just and deleted although I know this is for comic relief purposes only.
Haha, they always assume he's a republican. But, Mr. D. says that he liked "Ronnie," meaning Ron Paul, I can only assume. But if that's true, is that part of the satire of the show, or does Brian Keith Dalton actually endorse Ron Paul?
I loved how Mr. Deity was portrayed..... the character is somewhat confused and the caricature of moral ambiguity in him ....and despite all that he is a complete jerk..... flawlessly acted...... Hilarious and awesome. 5/5
The god and satan thing is just a rehash of the archetypal light v darkness, day v night deal.
What gets to me is that all major religions stress developing a personal relationship with the universe and then they tell you that you have to believe exactly what they tell you to believe or else their all-loving god will make you burn for eternity.
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funny how people write all these comments and make all these movies about Christianity - yet haven't actually read the bible - listened to "God's word" - for themselves.
Well, you're certainly not speaking about me. I was extremely religious for 10 years. Read the Bible cover-to-cover a number of times. I think the problem is that some of us read it and didn't overlook all the problems and things that were disconcerting just because the message of salvation made us feel good. When you examine the Bible as though it were just another book, it doesn't have quite the same appeal as it does when you're simply looking to bolster your faith.
the people that are critical of religion generally understand the bible better than those that actually believe it. It's called rational thinking, not blind faith
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I'd admit that part of believing in all this stuff does take faith - but this is not a blind faith.
My faith is completely based on Jesus Christ. He exsisted, and you can't disagree with that. He did many miracles, which are mentioned not only in the historical accounts in the bible, but elsewhere such as the biography of Ceaser.
He rose from the dead. With over 500 witnesses amongst other evidence there is enough historical evidence to prove he rose from the dead in any court of law.
Sorry. If what you said is true, I'd be likely to believe it too. Lee strobel is full of shit though, he has no evidence to back his claims, or the "evidence" he puts out is ridiculous and has no bearing on the matter. If 500 people saw him, not one of them wrote about it. If he did more miracles than could fit into the bible as it says in john, no one wrote about it. No one said a word about jesus until Paul years after he died. The gospels were then written 20+ years from then. No evidence
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Some did. I quote, not from the Bible, but from Irenaeus "Against Heresies" 3.1.1 AD 180:
"Matthew[a disciple, eyewitness] published his gospel among the Hebrews...Mark, the disciple and interpreter of Peter[a disciple, eyewitness], himself handed down to us in writing the substance of Peter's Preaching [the resurrection]...John, the disciple of the Lord, ...produced his Gospel..."
Evidence. also, if no-one said a word about Jesus, who was Paul killing before he became a christian? read acts.
you're reading off something irrelevant. the author is in 180AD, he never even met matthew or mark, so he has no idea. That is not evidence. Mark's gospel wasn't written till 70ad or later, I doubt he was born around the same time as jesus and wrote the book, but his was the earliest. after that was matthew luke john etc, I highly doubt they lived 90+ years as there is no historical evidence even for these disciples, the gospels were written anon. Try to find a real eyewitness. Acts = fiction
Even if there was a million eye witnesses, that would not amount to any real evidence. There is lots of now living self exclaimed prophets and gurus that have hundreds of miracles, with thousand of now living eye witnesses. If you really are interested in this I would strongly recommend reading one of Sam Harris books. The end of Faith or Letters to a Christian nation. (you can find them as audio books on thepiratebayDOTorg)
I'm not sure how you could have any idea whether or not the people commenting here have or have not read the bible thoroughly. It's quite an assumption to think that simpy because people disagree with you about something they are uninformed.
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wow i can't believe people actually have the guts to blaspheme against God, God is real and he does hear your prayers enough said! i will prove it! message me :)
So obviously you are christian then? What about all the other world's religions, aren't they just as equal? Yes, they are all just as equal. They are all equally ludicrous and only believed by those with mental retardation. The way you laugh at scientology herbertoc9, that is the way civilized man laughs at your insane religion. Oh and if god exists, may he strike you down for being such a fuckin tool herb.
Doesn't take much in the way of 'guts', it just takes more than the average level of intelligence and critical thinking skills.
Blaspheme? A totally-invented 'sin', by the way, as is your god baby-sitter.
No gods - no guts necessary.
Message you? Yeah, sure. Prove here and now? If you could, you'd be the first to do so and, if you could, i promise you that I would be among the first to be crushed to death in the global stampede to the nearest churches to repent. Meanwhile, no proof provided.
I think this video is damaged or something like that. All I see is a green "pixelated" screen :(
BTW: Sorry for my grammar mistakes. I'm still learning English :P
Ecragi 2 days ago
@Ecragi Hmmm. It's working fine for me.
misterdeity 1 day ago
@misterdeity Don't pay attention to this asshole; he's just trying to get some thumbs up. That's all...
WICKEDMAN9MM 1 day ago
"I think it's sweet that people think of me." lol
marktrade88 1 month ago in playlist Mr. Deity Season One
Brilliant! "I got a plan and I'm staying the course..."
dungan285 1 month ago
"He said, 'help me find my puppy' not 'help me find it alive'..."
TheBlakDuv 4 months ago
"He said, 'help me find my puppy' not 'help me find it alive'..."
TheBlakDuv 4 months ago
LOL. Nice writing. Love the Judy Blume reference on the answering machine heh.
spacep0d 5 months ago
Haha, I love this one =D
ryanwilk0 5 months ago
"Dear lord, thank you for this food" Just spam
dragonfiremalus 5 months ago
lol this is so sarcastically fuckin awesome
ANCESTERSMEMORIES 6 months ago
"There's just no incentive." hahahaha!!!
GrandmasterBBC 6 months ago
"ah, breaks your heart. ...beep mssg erased" I laughed so hard a tear came to my eye.
cararacs 7 months ago 12
@cararacs I never meant to hurt anyone.
misterdeity 7 months ago 13
but, you know, I got a plan and I'm staying the course... hmm, now, I wonder why does that sound familiar...
jonnyqh 9 months ago
@LunaticFringe20
I'm pretty sure there's a passage in the Bible that sounds disturbingly similar to Communism. Perhaps that's where Karl Marx got the whole "to each according to his need" idea from.
ThatGuyWithHippyHair 9 months ago
Is the music original? Who's being recorded?
JohnDoeBand1 1 year ago 2
@JohnDoeBand1 Yes. I write and produce all the music myself.
misterdeity 1 year ago 8
@misterdeity thats awesome! I think its the perfect touch to the show
JohnDoeBand1 1 year ago
@misterdeity Aha! I drew the right conclusion from the instruments in the background. :)
AtheistinFundyLand 11 months ago
Ha, "They always assume I'm Republican. What would God be politically anyway? Machiavellean?
LunaticFringe20 1 year ago
very humorous. I love it!
llK1NGp1Nll 1 year ago
"They always assume I'm republican..."
"Yeah, I get that too..."
"I did like Ronnie though.."
Oh Mr Deity, I "worship" you! LOL!
MagnetoMasterOfEvil 1 year ago
satan's work at its best. congratulations.
SmokiSounds 1 year ago
HILARIOUS!!
So much Spam :)
barakuda1111 1 year ago
I never realized how hot Jesus was. I wouldn't mind worshiping him after all.
GodlessGirI 1 year ago 3
@GodlessGirI
hung like a horse too
johncrazy8s 1 year ago
I prayed for a healthy bowel movement, and god delivered. Does that make him a fudge packer?
deemon8 1 year ago
I always did wonder what the point of praying over dinner was supposed to be. It certainly never improved anyone's cooking, and it always seemed kind of insulting for someone else to be getting thanked for the meal the cook made. Should we also thank Henry Ford every time we start our cars?
Benneducci 1 year ago
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Okay but if there's no God, so that everything's just all natural and stuff, happening like clockwork since the Big Bang because of gravity and science facts and chemistry and everything, changing and evolving and ending up where we are now with like bezillions of people who mostly seem to just be really STOOPid or lying or crazy or whatever it is athiests THINK, apparently, then by your own so-called 'logic', your pwecious witto NATURE isn't so spectacularly wonderful EITHER - IS it? Haha HA!!
wunwuntew 1 year ago
@wunwuntew I've never said that nature is wonderful. I agree with Darwin who wrote, "What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature!" I just find it more reasonable (and comforting?) to believe that there's no all-knowing, all-powerful, all-loving being behind all that blundering cruelty. But if there is, He'd have to be like Mr. Deity.
P.S.: The stoopid [sic] people can't spell either.
misterdeity 1 year ago 64
@misterdeity Or like Neil Gaiman's version of Yahweh.
Gjkl345 1 year ago
@misterdeity who plays the spirit?
electorg 9 months ago
@misterdeity One of the best replies I ever read here.
dutchbb1979 8 months ago
@wunwuntew *Facepalm*
Mardezaar 1 year ago
@Mardezaar Okay I'll say this ONCE and if you don't get it then you're missing something that I'm afraid I just can't help you with: Science is wrong at least as much as it's right. For instance the Theory of Gravity. I'm looking out my window right now at a really huge mountain with LOTS of "gravity" and I don't see one single person orbiting around it. Not even a squirrel. Gee I sure hope I spelled all the words right.
wunwuntew 1 year ago
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@wunwuntew
Thank you so much for this.
"I'm looking out my window right now at a really huge mountain with LOTS of "gravity" and I don't see one single person orbiting around it. Not even a squirrel."
I do not think I will ever stop laughing xD
Also I think you spelled them all correctly.
ryonalionthunder 1 year ago
@wunwuntew I think you should go back to school, little one. Clearly you are oblivious to the obvious, and ignorant towards the truth. Continue believing your fallable fairy tales all you want. At least science is provable and observable.
Mardezaar 1 year ago
@Mardezaar and @ anybody else who might be concerned ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) . I hope that's enough because we all have better things to do. I know that's the case with me, at least. Apologies all around if anyone thinks their owed, absolutely no harm intended but I'll just say I'm satisfied "Poe's Law" does seem pretty much immutable. Didn't exactly realize I was challenging it but some just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. So "Uncle" as they say, and take care.
wunwuntew 1 year ago
@wunwuntew
Hence the problem with trying to distinguish a poe....it's far too fucking hard to distinguish between the Poe and the person whose *actually* battier than a belfry. I, personally, cant poe. Not because I dont know what the other side will say [hell, I can debate myself], but because i say plainly on my YT user page that Im one of the godless heathen masses, trying, in earnest, to destroy god because I hate him :p Damn my honesty!
sakar181 1 year ago
@wunwuntew Clearly you dont know what is meant to orbit. The moon is orbiting around the mountain you mentioned. the moon, people and everything else on earth
tanyaelizabethlevin 1 year ago
@wunwuntew hahahaha you are clearly a physics major sir
socaldownhill 9 months ago
@socaldownhill "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be."--Vonnegut ;)
wunwuntew 9 months ago 2
@wunwuntew
May I reply to that? I personally believe Nature is specularly and wonderful and stuff, that's why I study science. I think the whole creation stories diminish the beauty of the world we live in. There are different stances on this, and this is mine.
narutofan9999 1 year ago 2
@narutofan9999
I agree. I've never understood why people need something immaterial in order to gain spiritual satisfaction. I've listened to people describe the "spiritual joy" they get from "hearing God," and frankly, it sounds just like the feeling I get just by taking my shoes off and running barefoot down the beach or through a park. Nature is a beautiful, amazing thing to behold, and I feel like people diminish its value by trying to credit God with it's existence.
SirKickz 11 months ago
@wunwuntew you know you're wrong when @misterdeity cuts you down
DsyelxicBob 6 months ago
are most of the posts on this vid from misterdeity and keilxkey2255? Because if so, this must go on for a *delete* I figured he must've been an evolutionist. Couldn't have done all the work in seven days. Much more efficient to let the creations do the work, give him all the credit and none of the *delete* @misterdeity Don't treat the posts on here the way you treat voice messages or knee-mail, because then we'll quit getting a laugh out of some of them.
NoNamesLeft0102 1 year ago 2
@NoNamesLeft0102 LOL. Delete! ;-)
misterdeity 1 year ago
I usually love Mr. Deity, but this is more cynical and...went where it shouldn't have gone...
keilxkey2255 1 year ago
@keilxkey2255 More cynical? More cynical than people who believe in an all-powerful, all-knowing, all-loving God who allows people's prayers to go unheard? Really? Millions died during the Holocaust praying to this being to save them -- children, mothers, fathers, etc... and got no reply as they were lead to the gas chambers. This is not cynical. It's the truth -- if there's anyone up there to whom we're actually praying. If so, he has a plan and he's sticking to it.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity
You believe it, that's no doubt, but it's not the truth. God hears prayers and answers them, I know that in my heart. I believe in miracles and all that. You're obviously a person who is cynical and is very distrusting of religion. Man, I liked your shows. (If you are in fact the person whose made this, because you obviously posted it) but not anymore. Talk about unbridled bitterness...don't direct your angry bitterness at me.
keilxkey2255 1 year ago
@keilxkey2255 There's nothing angry or bitter about it. This is simply the fact. Indeed, we have medical studies now showing that prayer doesn't work. And why would it? God plans everything out, and then you say hocus pocus and he changes his mind? People prayed to God to save them on 9/11, then jumped to their deaths. This is not bitterness. This is the reality. You say you know, but you know nothing. You want it to be true and that's all you have -- and perhaps an anecdote or two.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@keilxkey2255
And what makes you the authority on all things supernatural? You know no more and no less than me. You're the kind of cynic who, when it doesn't happen on demand, it's not real. That's bullshit, and it's self-serving. And those medical studies? They can't even find the god-spot, how are they going to disprove prayer?
God doesn't do what you want, when you want, so you make a show and pout about it. Sounds kind of like a spoiled child to me.
keilxkey2255 1 year ago
@keilxkey2255 Test the power of prayer for yourself. Jesus said in Matt. 18:19 "if two of you on Earth agree about anything you ask for, it will be done for you by my Father in heaven." So gather a couple of your Christian friends and ask for something simple and good for the world like world peace, the end of hunger and poverty -- how 'bout just $10,000 to give your favorite charity or church. Then, let me know how that goes. Let's see what you "know." Again, not cynical. Reality.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity You didn't answer my question. What the HELL makes you the authority? Why do you have to take away faith from those who believe? And you know what, he HAS answered my prayers before, quite directly. But, oh, what did you call them? Anecdotes? You are cynical, you just can't see it, which probably explains why you don't believe it. God does good things in this world, and if it weren't for him, I wouldn't be alive right now so you can just fuck off. I won't be led astray by you.
keilxkey2255 1 year ago
@keilxkey2255 So, you're so special that he saved you, but not the people in the Towers who were praying? Wow! You're amazing!!!! He didn't save little children during the Holocaust, but he saved YOU! He saved a fowl-mouthed believer over an innocent Jewish child? Now who's cynical! Do you really believe He saves some because they say the right words to the right God? Seriously? This is the being you worship? This is not cynical. It's completely narcissistic. Did you do the test? Did it work?
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity
Yes, he saved me. A fowl-mouthed human sinner. That shows how big God is, that he would save someone like me, who doesn't deserve it at all. It seems to me like your real problem lies with casualties of war, or casualties of terrorist attacks. Sounds like you should blame the terrorists who've actually bloodied their hands, not God. Yes, there is injustice in the world, and yes, things happen for a reason beyond your little human understanding. Sounds like God is your scapegoat.
keilxkey2255 1 year ago
@keilxkey2255 I'm "cynical" because people like you are so self-important. You're worthy of saving, but not the Jewish child (who, btw, according to Xtianity will then burn in Hell forever and ever). This is not a big God. This is a very small, very petty God. Not only does He allow the Jewish child to be tortured and murdered while he saves you, but he also sends the child to Hell for not believing the right thing. But so long as your okay... that's what matters. You're far more cynical than I.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity
Where the heck did you get that from? And did you even read my last post? I am not self-important at all. I know I'm not worthy to be saved!! I'm not! And did you ever think that death is not a punishment? Maybe he took those children and innocents to heaven as a relief from living on earth? You keep saying the same thing over and over, but you don't respond to anything I say! You see no hope, no light at the end, and all you percieve is evil intent in everything you see. Cynical!
keilxkey2255 1 year ago
@keilxkey2255 Yes, death is a good thing. That's how Bible believers justify God ordering Genocide (including the murder of babies).
You're self important because you think that God would save you, but not Jewish children during the Holocaust. I don't see evil. I see reality. There's no one there looking out for anyone. But you think, because of some anecdotal experience, that He saved YOU -- of all people. That's self-important and suggests a very cynical and callous God.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity
Alright. Enough of this. I respond, saying what I want, you respond back insulting me and saying what you want. Enough is enough. I'm not going to change your mind, you're not going to change mine. I love and believe in God. You don't.
I thought this episode was a little too cynical, you obviously took great offense to being called cynical. I'm not apologizing, as I'm sure you're not going to either.
Stop insulting me. You have no idea who I am or how I've lived my life until now
keilxkey2255 1 year ago
@keilxkey2255 I'm sorry you feel insulted, but you're not considering the logical upshot of your beliefs. If God saved your life because you prayed, and he didn't save the lives of others who prayed, there are only a few possibilities. Either he saved you arbitrarily or because your prayer was better, you're more worthy, etc... But whatever the case, the vast majority of people praying are not saved by God. For me the answer is simple. No one's there. For you, God has his reasons.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@keilxkey2255 To offer prayer to those in need as a solution because it "worked for you" without considering that your saving incident could be mere coincidence (or when most people's prayer to be saved doesn't work) is to give people false hope and to cause those whose prayers weren't answered to suffer with the question, "why does God save some, but let my son or daughter suffer a terrible death?" Please consider the harm you do to others by saying God saved you, but doesn't save others.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity I never said he didn't save other people, too. It rains on the good and bad alike. Bad things happen to good people, too. And sometimes, the answer to your prayers is "no." God doesn't spoil his children, giving them what they want, when they want. You presume to know the mind of God, when in fact, the mind of God is something no man can know, much less understand. I could tell you a million acts of God, and I KNOW all you'd do is chalk it up to "coincidence." You wouldn't listen.
keilxkey2255 1 year ago
@keilxkey2255 For every single "act of God" I could show you 10,000 horrific acts which this all-powerful, all-loving being ordained. But you won't see that side of it. You'll cherry-pick the miracles from the slaughter. He saved you and that's all that matters. The 20th century was filled with 100s of millions of prayers that went unanswered. God didn't save 20 mn Ukrainians, 6 mn Jews, mns more Chinese, and 3k in the towers. But that doesn't matter 'cause he saved YOU, who knows God's mind.
misterdeity 1 year ago 2
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@misterdeity
Would you just stop, already? I don't care what you think of me or my God.
keilxkey2255 1 year ago
@misterdeity
This is just getting stupid and petty. I don't care what you think about God. Stop pestering me and leave me be.
keilxkey2255 1 year ago
@keilxkey2255 So, nothing to say in the face of all those unanswered prayers? That seems pretty cynical to me. But what the hell... at least he answers yours.
misterdeity 1 year ago
@misterdeity Hi, this keilxkey2255 character is a nut job. Probably was an alcoholic or something. He doesn't get the logic of what you're saying. If he got it he would have to change his understanding of everything and that's a lot of work.
firestarter338 4 months ago
@keilxkey2255 No amount of belief makes something true.
Mardezaar 1 year ago
"are you there god? it's me, margaret" LOL
frustratedoperator 1 year ago
He didn't say help me find my puppy alive...
Rofl :D
Bladerunner20006 1 year ago
God really needs to get on the global Do Not Call list.
Violent2aShadow 1 year ago
Make watching a full season of Mr Deity mandatory in the US and it might save the world quite a bit of trouble once these kids have grown up and get the right to vote.
One can dream.
crimsonsmirk 1 year ago
This video is great!
"Who gets the blame? Not me :-)"
kenora33 1 year ago
Oh My Days this is funny
SamothRellon 1 year ago
O God in the audience, Entertaining o you are not mee. Lucky mee!:¬)
A38MAn 1 year ago
Aww, I wanna go help Margret. Hopefully show her these and hope she prays to, IDK, a pink unicorn that listens to prayers. *grin* Forgive me, I'm on a bit of an energy rush today.
PrincesTomboy 1 year ago
Mr Deity, I worship you. May I bear your child?
I would like a girl.
60th60th 1 year ago
This is among the handful of all-time greatest episodes. A classic that should be required viewing for everyone on the planet.
augustberkshire 1 year ago
i've got a plan and staying the course. that's exactly why prayer wouldn't make a bit of sense even if there was this perfect god.
wubbadubdub 1 year ago
I like this episode because it kinda explains why it's against his commandments to use his name in vain. But it kinda sucks to think that your prayer is just and deleted although I know this is for comic relief purposes only.
diwataska 1 year ago
shoots. I sure hope this isn't how it is... However, it makes sense.
LarryBurtleman 1 year ago
"Are you there God, It's me, Margaret" LMFAO! best video ever. :D
wickedxallie 1 year ago 11
"What a pest" ROFL
skitchdrews 1 year ago 5
Son of a BITCH!
mikeyman211 1 year ago
LMFAO i just loled
Totolly 1 year ago
lol!!! OH MY GOD, NOW I TOTALLY BELIEVE IN GOD RIGHT NOW. THIS IS WHO GOD REALLY IS!!
Voodoofreak35 2 years ago 12
Mr. Deity is a genius!
TheMetalHead102 2 years ago 4
LOL!!! xD
rainbowheydrich 2 years ago
This is one of the most fucking brilliant 3 minutes and 49 seconds I have ever had the privilege of watching.
Metzae 2 years ago 11
Best prayer:
"Oh God! Oh yes! Right there!..."
LOL
8DX 2 years ago 17
****** yeah, six stars
dave4248 2 years ago
"Hello are you there god? It's me, Margert" hahahaha this show is genius breaded put on a stick deep fried and up loaded.
in other words, its awesome.
Peanutbutterbucket 2 years ago 3
Absolutely perfect!
falconskitchen 2 years ago 9
I don't know why, but you remind me of Guy Fieri in this episode.
BeekersSqueakers 2 years ago
they always assume I'm republican :D
I guess the communiation is not as clear as bush wanted to makes us believe :D
minski76 2 years ago 6
Jesus should have asked "Who is Holy Spirit? I've yet to see this guy."
AncelDeLambert 2 years ago 5
"They always assume I'm republican..."
"Yeah, I get that too..."
I lol'd
SpaceCaptainDaddy 2 years ago 60
...so...all my earlier prayers were just spam and deleted.
Actually, that explains a lot.
chuckfaststrat 2 years ago 123
Jesus is pretty hot!
Veetoria 2 years ago 15
Oh yes!
nancymergatroyd 2 years ago 4
Yeah my little sister just agreed with you and Mr.Deity is quite tylish
avtrox 2 years ago 4
My philo teacher played this in class and I was dying. It's fuckin golden!
BrightEyesAtheist 2 years ago 15
This explains a lot. Damn!
Flashistic 2 years ago 9
LOL
He called the prayers spam XD
TheReasonWhyGuy 2 years ago 18
LMAO. I've got a plan, I'm stayin the course.
ColbertandStewartpwn 2 years ago 10
Hahahahahahahahaha the girl having sex is so hilarious XD
Eskimolz 2 years ago 10
"oh god. oh yeah, right there."
LOL
ryan50ryan 2 years ago 9
"dear lord, we want to thank you for this food ..."
"this, this is like 60% of my voice mail"
WhoIsDJGalt 2 years ago 19
"Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
bwahahahahahahah and so the snorting began.
sparkybish 2 years ago 3
haha sweet :D
flawedskull 2 years ago
How about Ronald Reagan?
CHBrown01a 2 years ago
Haha, they always assume he's a republican. But, Mr. D. says that he liked "Ronnie," meaning Ron Paul, I can only assume. But if that's true, is that part of the satire of the show, or does Brian Keith Dalton actually endorse Ron Paul?
Goliath916 2 years ago
I think if you're going republicans, he's going to be talking Ronald Reagan, Ron Paul is more a liberitarian
Monkeyfro4 2 years ago 4
Brilliant stuff ... OMG, you make it look so easy, too, which is the bonus. Doing what I can to spread the "good news".
htoromoreno 2 years ago
just brilliant lol
haltensie 2 years ago 2
I didn't notice the book he was reading was "Why Darwin matters" LMAO
turkagent 2 years ago 4
This is my favorite episode by far!
Goliath916 2 years ago
if only my mail inbox had that kinda spam......lmao
rallyf1 2 years ago
BELETED
anthonzi 2 years ago
Invited the Great Spirit again. Ha, those godless Dems.
eirefrance 2 years ago
There's just no incentive. Wow.
endlessss 2 years ago
Brilliant again!
hiryu87 2 years ago
Thank God I found these videos. Can't stop watching them. I think I just pissed myself!
bonelessjesus 2 years ago 13
Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret - message erased.
What a pest...
unstableshark 2 years ago 4
I loved how Mr. Deity was portrayed..... the character is somewhat confused and the caricature of moral ambiguity in him ....and despite all that he is a complete jerk..... flawlessly acted...... Hilarious and awesome. 5/5
saqib09 2 years ago 13
I can't stop laughing, hilarious!
livingxxgod 2 years ago 3
Maybe God's just an asshole.
WILLTHECANADIAN 2 years ago 11
god is an impath... maybe that actually makes some sense.
Judge by law not thoughtless emotion...
wait...
Now I'm confused. i just broke myself.
humanman65 2 years ago
this is hilarious stuff
nattymcg 2 years ago 2
you guys are fucking awesome!
wubbadubdub 2 years ago 12
I love how he's reading "Why Darwin Matters' at the beginning.
TheHuggableSkeptic 2 years ago 45
Unanswered prayer; yet another accurate point. :O)
P.S.
This stuff is funny as well. ★★★★★
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 2 years ago 2
just looked at the time: 1:11
lessermystery 2 years ago
The god and satan thing is just a rehash of the archetypal light v darkness, day v night deal.
What gets to me is that all major religions stress developing a personal relationship with the universe and then they tell you that you have to believe exactly what they tell you to believe or else their all-loving god will make you burn for eternity.
blortner 2 years ago
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funny how people write all these comments and make all these movies about Christianity - yet haven't actually read the bible - listened to "God's word" - for themselves.
bignickyv 2 years ago
Well, you're certainly not speaking about me. I was extremely religious for 10 years. Read the Bible cover-to-cover a number of times. I think the problem is that some of us read it and didn't overlook all the problems and things that were disconcerting just because the message of salvation made us feel good. When you examine the Bible as though it were just another book, it doesn't have quite the same appeal as it does when you're simply looking to bolster your faith.
misterdeity 2 years ago 39
@misterdeity Perfectly said.
PeterKuriakose 1 year ago
the people that are critical of religion generally understand the bible better than those that actually believe it. It's called rational thinking, not blind faith
jorsher123 2 years ago 9
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I'd admit that part of believing in all this stuff does take faith - but this is not a blind faith.
My faith is completely based on Jesus Christ. He exsisted, and you can't disagree with that. He did many miracles, which are mentioned not only in the historical accounts in the bible, but elsewhere such as the biography of Ceaser.
He rose from the dead. With over 500 witnesses amongst other evidence there is enough historical evidence to prove he rose from the dead in any court of law.
bignickyv 2 years ago
Sorry. If what you said is true, I'd be likely to believe it too. Lee strobel is full of shit though, he has no evidence to back his claims, or the "evidence" he puts out is ridiculous and has no bearing on the matter. If 500 people saw him, not one of them wrote about it. If he did more miracles than could fit into the bible as it says in john, no one wrote about it. No one said a word about jesus until Paul years after he died. The gospels were then written 20+ years from then. No evidence
jorsher123 2 years ago 7
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Some did. I quote, not from the Bible, but from Irenaeus "Against Heresies" 3.1.1 AD 180:
"Matthew[a disciple, eyewitness] published his gospel among the Hebrews...Mark, the disciple and interpreter of Peter[a disciple, eyewitness], himself handed down to us in writing the substance of Peter's Preaching [the resurrection]...John, the disciple of the Lord, ...produced his Gospel..."
Evidence. also, if no-one said a word about Jesus, who was Paul killing before he became a christian? read acts.
bignickyv 2 years ago
you're reading off something irrelevant. the author is in 180AD, he never even met matthew or mark, so he has no idea. That is not evidence. Mark's gospel wasn't written till 70ad or later, I doubt he was born around the same time as jesus and wrote the book, but his was the earliest. after that was matthew luke john etc, I highly doubt they lived 90+ years as there is no historical evidence even for these disciples, the gospels were written anon. Try to find a real eyewitness. Acts = fiction
jorsher123 2 years ago 7
Even if there was a million eye witnesses, that would not amount to any real evidence. There is lots of now living self exclaimed prophets and gurus that have hundreds of miracles, with thousand of now living eye witnesses. If you really are interested in this I would strongly recommend reading one of Sam Harris books. The end of Faith or Letters to a Christian nation. (you can find them as audio books on thepiratebayDOTorg)
koldtoft 2 years ago 2
I'm not sure how you could have any idea whether or not the people commenting here have or have not read the bible thoroughly. It's quite an assumption to think that simpy because people disagree with you about something they are uninformed.
pinkcrickets11 2 years ago
@bignickyv how can you listen to a book? They've got that poorly translated book of fairy tales on CD Now?
shaunmalley 1 year ago
LOL
Anidem9 2 years ago
dear lord we thank you for this food..
this is 60% of my voicemail, its spam
LMFAO
ecuador92 2 years ago 7
Prayer isn't for God, its for people. God doesn't need your input!
medic007 3 years ago
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wow i can't believe people actually have the guts to blaspheme against God, God is real and he does hear your prayers enough said! i will prove it! message me :)
heribertoc9 3 years ago
He's right you know... I am real. Please leave your praise and supplication after the beep.
BEEP!
EvanRoseman 3 years ago 7
/praise
JayPetey 3 years ago
hmmm, I'll gladly blaspheme your god. I will jack it to a pic of jesus too. Or mary. I don't really care, lol.
cowdragon 3 years ago
Yes... GOD is real, but so are YOU!
jpiper99 3 years ago
Mmmm.....thats good blasphemy.More please.
wmd1 3 years ago
So obviously you are christian then? What about all the other world's religions, aren't they just as equal? Yes, they are all just as equal. They are all equally ludicrous and only believed by those with mental retardation. The way you laugh at scientology herbertoc9, that is the way civilized man laughs at your insane religion. Oh and if god exists, may he strike you down for being such a fuckin tool herb.
AgentPothead 3 years ago
I need this Friday's lottery numbers. I mean the Mega-Millions, not the Pick 3.
I promise to give him 15% of my winnings. That's an extra 5% above the normal offering.
Robert Tilton told me god needs by money. I guess the mortgage payment on his solid gold house must really be high. Maybe he needs to a re-fi.
mrmody 3 years ago 3
you say you can prove god hears prayer. please, do prove it.
tapesquare 3 years ago 2
Doesn't take much in the way of 'guts', it just takes more than the average level of intelligence and critical thinking skills.
Blaspheme? A totally-invented 'sin', by the way, as is your god baby-sitter.
No gods - no guts necessary.
Message you? Yeah, sure. Prove here and now? If you could, you'd be the first to do so and, if you could, i promise you that I would be among the first to be crushed to death in the global stampede to the nearest churches to repent. Meanwhile, no proof provided.
draagon66 3 years ago 2
Why would you repent? I wouldn't accept a monstrous dictator God as my ruler even if they did prove it was real.
Vire70 3 years ago
I guess I'd have to consider all the pros and cons before reaching a final decision.
Let's face it, though. I ain't gonna happen at all, so why worry about the details?
draagon66 2 years ago
Vire70
Well, when l say 'repent' l guess that ; mean that l would accept it. That said, l'd still stay as far away from this evil god as l could.
With apologies to MisterDeity, of whom we all need more to savour.
draagon66 2 years ago
The word SIN has its roots in the sport of archery and all it means is to "Miss the mark'.
blortner 2 years ago
blortner
That's interesting. l love the language and am always eager to learn more about origins.
Latin origin?
Sport or actual warfare?
draagon66 2 years ago
lmao!!!60% spam!!lol
atheelogos 3 years ago
I love this Jesus
Lz60s 3 years ago 5
SPAM - HA HA HA!!!
teddyvamp 3 years ago 2
Oh gawd...he's reading "Why Darwin Matters" by Micheal Shermer of the Skeptics Society at the beginning. Classic!
johnycannuk 3 years ago 8
Hahahaha! oh, oh god. lol you guys are good.
happinessinsatanmj 3 years ago
"Who gets the blame? Not me!"
averagehomosapien 3 years ago
Mr. Deity ROCKS!
thanks, Mr. Deity...
MadGello 3 years ago
"I did like Ronnie, though."
He's a Ron Paul supporter! :D
ArcoFlagellant 3 years ago
He might've been referring to Reagan.
freelancehero 3 years ago 8