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  • It's funny because it's true... ^^

  • "What, they have bigger dicks? BOMB THEM!"

  • ron paul brought me here...

  • I don't get Americans. The were told they needed to start a war with Iraq because Saddam blow up the WTC, they supported it even though it was false. Then they were told they had weapons of mass destruction, they supported it even though it was false. Then they were told Bin Laden did it and they supported another war. Now they're being told that they need to go to war with Iran, and Americans support it. 10 years later they'll be whining again about why they're in debt and unemployed.

  • @ArtistBet I agree with everything you say, but we could get a 99 to 1 vote against it but yet it would still happen because the people that run the united states do what they want to benefit them not the people who actually make them money and are obedient servers to this country. Thats why i started my own religion and community of equal warriors ready to start a war against them here in the states.

  • LMAO every word he says is true.

  • Hahaha a.....you HI TECH idiots were fucked in Vietnam, Iraq and Stan by the same ol PEASANTS using AKs, RPGs and mortars. hahaha aaa

  • George Carlin is right, and hilarious, but the audience is clapping for the wrong reasons.

  • =)))

  • I'da voted for George Boner.

  • hahahahahahahahahahhahahaahha

  • george was send from the field so set things strait. brave man, ne risked a lot, but he had protection

  • The MOAB (Mother Of All Bombs) is painted to look like a used tampon and was countered by the Russians who came up with something four times more powerful they call "The Father Of All Bombs".

    Then there's the "bunker busters" that go for "maximum penetration". They go deep before they blow their load.

  • if only libya had listened

  • The 44 dislikes and some stupid comments in here just prove that Mr. Calin is right.

  • @siren7193 Probably the United States Government.

  • @siren7193 They would dislike more, but they can't count that high.

  • I'll never look at bombs and bullets quite the same way...

  • @pausetv I am not surprised. I could always find whatever he's saying true.

  • his show tickets were selling like eggs!

  • THIS man is a GENIUS ... and it all STILL APPLIES today, & forever.

  • Have you noticed, when a country is invading another, they call it a 'war', and when they are the ones being invaded, they call it an attack or invasion. Iraq and Afganistan would be right to call it an invasion. Who the hell are the US going to invade next in their persuit for oil, drugs, power and profits?

  • @Truthforfreedom1 well, there's Lybia, Syria,and the ever elusive Iran ;(

  • The first war with Iraq started in Aug. 2, 1990. After that it was the no fly zone war. And then the U.S. invaded Iraq. 21 years after the first war with Iraq the U.S. is still at war with Iraq. Stop brutalizing the Iraqis.

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  • His whole HBO special was for Sam Kinison...This his best performance They talked about this one special for years,, I just dont roll over when told to..My #1 rule for our Start war country...PRICK WAVING..I love it!!!

  • What ASSHOLES in the audience are actually 'BOOING' !? 

  • Satire...jokes....funny.....wh­en are people going to wake the fuck up and realize he was trying to open your fucking eyes to reality? He wasnt kidding around with anything he said..he was dead fucking serious....but lets be honest for a second. He knew using comedy he could be a truth activist and not be targeted by the elite. Micheal Jackson on the other hand...paid the ultimate price for exposing our masters. All in all, George wasnt kidding around at all...take a fucking look around!

  • @BurningAlienSyndrome

    I think people realize that. The truth is, there really is little anybody can do about it. You'll know that too. People are way wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy WAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too divided. No one can unite because they're all too self important. They want a legacy, they want to go out with a bang. They don't realise they're simply goin' out in carts, one after the other; right into the fire.

  • fuck them to death!!!

  • "Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God" John of Salisbury

    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

    C. S. Lewis

  • 44 people has a George Bush poster in their bedroom

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  • If this is all true (lol), then Arabs have the biggest dicks in the world.

    LMAO!!!

  • the psychopaths in position "of power"

    are preparing ... "a second coming" ... US tax-funded!! right NOW

    ... 'Israeli Jets Prepare in Iraq to Strike Iran' ... it's irresponsible,

    insane. people stop cooperating, if the people don't intervene

    in mass-noncompliance it'll happen!!! The hellite is seriously

    going for WWƸ

  • @vastell i hope we blow ourselves up. Best thing that could happen to the earth. Then she will correct herself and create new life.

  • Brilliant satire! Reminds me of Bill Hicks. Thanks

  • A great mind

  • he said lybia watch-out......oh my....it happend

  • Dick Fear.....

  • The CIA's a bunch of bullshit. How many other national organazations cover stuff up like they were putting something to bed.

  • loll dicks dicks dicks its do funny if your offended eat a dick..best stand up ever

  • It's called ACTING BITCH!!! If I don't have an audience. I would not perform.

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  • 50% of US annual budget wasted in military shit, 43%of the total World's spending on military by the same criminals. American members of Delta Force (CIA-Pentagon, XE-Blackwater, Dynacorp etc) we are watching and we won't forget.

  • Wars in themselves do not constitute the central problem for humanity but are rather external symptoms of something graver at their root. Wars do not arise merely to secure material adjustment. They are often the product of uncritical identification with narrow interests, which through association come to be included in that part of the world regarded as "mine."

  • @BipolarBowler The central problem for humanity are the secret societies and the shadow governments all working towards a common goal, whilst doing this they manipulate both sides of every modern war for their illuminati/Rothschild masters to bring about a change in the world, and a lot of big business.. dress it up how you want, war would be needless if people would wake up to who is running the show. Has any sane person ever wanted a war?? Nope, so why are we involved in one constantly?

  • @MrENGLISHBULL because they're comfortable with their lives, being able to have their ipods and mcdonalds.

  • @Zooligable yep materialistic people just like there toys, scratch there cars and they flip out hard.

  • War doesnt determine who is right - but who is left.

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  • @JohnPaulTarzan Looks like Einsteins riddle was 4 this shit here, 1,7145135566188197767145135566­188 % and I actually needed 20 minutes 2 get his right. Hmm, I knew this one before I was born.

  • This man goes great with Skittles

  • 41 people are stupid as hell, we love you George.

  • Carlin always told things the way the were, God I miss him

  • Hmmm.... The Vietnam War was pursued under presidents Lyndon JOHNSON and DICK Nixon.

  • No, it's not a job; it's not an adventure; it's a ruse. Send the troops home and let them find PRODUCTIVE jobs that MAKE something! Figures that jerk below is a Steeler's fan!

  • Bullshit, that's our fuckin job!!!!

  • Wow, so many yelling people in the audience that did not understand him. sad.

  • Carlin was close, we got Speaker Boner. But since the current Pres. is such a pussy Boner may as well be in charge.

  • 2:16 =)

  • Dear America

    Please come and bomb the FUCK out of our brown people

    Sincerly

    The UK

  • @takeahint123

    Dear Racist Scum

    Please shut the fuck up!

    Sincerily

    The Common Sense.

  • @takeahint123 Eat a dick.

  • yes

    

  • "The HIGH OFFICE of President HAS BEEN USED to foment a plot to destroy the American's freedom, and before I leave office I must inform the citizen of his plight. We are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence..." - John F. Kennedy at Columbia University, 1963. Hearst’s Chicago Evening American commented, “The Rothschilds can start or prevent wars. Their word could make or break empires.”

  • @fu66 Shame most people are comatosed and will never wake up to this fact

  • i agree with the dick thing XD it makes sense

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  • THATS OUR FUCKING JOB!!! LMFAO!! XD

  • Carlin, you bad-ass son of a bitch! He is one of those simple but inspired and intellectually gifted people, ascetics in their own right. And although he severely criticizes religion he actually is a man of spirit, light years from most of those hypocritical religionists out there. What Carlin is bashing is not the message but the messengers. Philosophically he is a result of thousands of years of lies, distortion and abuse of the truth that we are parts of a whole, a single energy called God.

  • All too true! War is self-destructive yet people support it without a clear rationale. Most will claim Darwinism but I call it bullshit.

  • @TheJovanist Darwinism, uh what?

  • @TheJovanist

    Really? Seems to me that most war-mongers in the U.S are in denial about the Theory of Evolution.

  • @TheJovanist Well, if it's Darwinism, let's hope we evolve past it.

  • I am surprised by some comments by some people. Many of them did not understand that George Carlin was being sarcastic in his words. Actually he was emphasing on the bad policies of USA against other countries. And his some of the comments regarding BUSH was damn right. By using 'DICK' terminilogy he actually meant that USA has started war for unimportant reasons.

  • I am surprised by some comments by some people. Many of them did not understand that George Carlin was being sarcastic in his words. Actually he was emphasing on the bad policies of USA against other countries. And his some of the comments regarding BUSH was damn right. By using 'DICK' terminilogy he actually meant that USA has started war for unimportant reasons.

  • @kuldshah The incredible profits generated by WAR reaped from both the winners and losers, led to a syndrome where induced wars became a way of life for the overlords because of the vast financial profits and additional benefits derived " for the overlords. Most important to them are increased centralized control of the population by govt, increased militarization, and the public fear of conflicts to come, leading them to let their "peace-loving" statesmen do all their thinking for the people.

  • a war every 20 years? blame the companies that make money creating new weapons of war. in various ways, they control or influence the politicians and the media and they all make a shitload of money. "you scratch my back, i'll scratch yours" philosophy

  • THAT'S OUR FUCKING JOB!!!!

  • GEORGE CARLIN <3

  • I love George Carlin but the bigger dick theory is null. It's all about the propaganda of making US presidents great. It's as old as the Greek city-states. Dick has NOTHING to do with it. It's all about a politicians legacy, or supposed greatness.

  • @manmanguy stfu its comedy with a truthful point

  • @manmanguy your right. it's not about "who has the bigger dick". that's silly. but it's really all about making money. securing oil reserves or getting billion dollar contracts for creating weapons of war

  • serbians hate americans coz these yanks are rasist fucks and they all act like this and all belive what the fucking media says fucking dogs

  • @vladz88 apparently sarcasm or satire hasn't been invented in serbia yet

  • @vladz88 As an 'American' I can honestly say, yeah, we got a lot of that here. I believe though-out my life it has gotten a lot... worse. The 'terror' scare took the IQ's of a lot of people right out the door. Not saying it's ok. Willfull ignorance is never ok. Cheers.

  • 37 dislikes from illuminati members.

  • Respond to this video... george carlin 4 saint hood

  • we need another comedian to take the torch that george left.

  • 37 people dont like the Bigger Dick Foreign Policy Theory and have small dicks.

  • @CodePenguin7 George Carlin said he loved to stick his big dick in your mothers filthy mouth.

  • @GeoCarlinfuckdyomama

    if Carlin were alive, id let him do it to me just because he is a god.

  • Dude was a genius...

  • He's got some good points all right, but he would be better of using a pen. He is more annoying than funny, a personality issue I guess....

  • Very funny comic with a simplistic look on life, No Philosopher at all. No one has been drafted to war since Vietnam.

  • QUALITY

  • I guess after 1975 America got bored of bombing yellow people.

  • someday we might have to bomb yellow people...again....most times we are trying to stop brown people from killing each other or us....but did kill a shit load of blond hair'd blue-eyed Germans.......definitely don't trust government..but the racism card is just fucking untrue George.....and the dick war scenario is just fucking stupid.....now that you're fucking dead you can talk to some fucking Jews and some fucking WW2 vets and get a fucking clue, george

  • @divanola What brown people were trying to kill you?

  • @jennifer354 ....niggers

  • Bullshit, that's our fuckin job. LOLZZZZZZZZZZZLOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZLOLZZZZZ

  • the 36 people that disliked this video should go to real war.

  • @saubesas I have been to real war.

  • @Lateralas

    And it was delightful, right?

  • i miss him

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  • I agree with you that he can't replace him. I just don't know who we have out there (if anybody) who our and the next generation can look towards for this type of "insight". Perhaps George was truly a one of a kind.

  • @explorermike2001 just watch as much carlin as possible . but make your own mind dont just believe every thing although he is always right from what i have seen. i wish he were here i feel kinda sad hes not :(

  • Absolutely genius, rip george we'll miss your razor sharp intellect.

  • thats are fkn job!!.boom boom boom.greatest man ever

  • Oh!!!!!!!!!!!

    Is funny because is true

    (the bombing of brown people)

  • THAT SON OF BICH HAD IT RIGHT!!!

  • While he had a humorous way of stating things, George was totally serious with what he said here.

    Totally right on! Even unto this day most of what he said is relevant. If only more people would recognize the truth and speak out against America's wars.

  • @MrArtudtoo check out his other vid's called 'voting', 'consumerism' and the 'american dream' vid. also the one 'modern man' is awesome. this man was 'it.'

  • TtHIS GUY IS A HYSTERICAL ASS...

  • somebody got fucked in the ass...

  • I love how he used pure logic in some ways

  • I hate this fuck nut who posted this VIDEO. I LOVE GEORGE CARLIN. George is right we are a war like country but this has nothing to do with INSANE 911 conspiracy theories which the video poster puts in the description when you click this arrow. It has nothing much to do with this though I thought zeitgeist Addendum wasn't bad. 911 Conspiracies are for retards. I don't trust the gov either but they aren't competent enough to pull off 911 sorry

  • @longhairsRcool your own govermane made that terror act and you call osama terrorist you goverment are terrorists they are killing your own people thats disgusting,no country would ever do that...but ofcourse you need oil you need money you want still dominate on this earth thats why...its simple...

  • @Paulitolt Another conspiracy nut. It says on your profile you are from Lithuania is that right? I'm not sure if you are one to talk about corrupt government seen as you need a government permit to buy a gun there whilst here I could buy and Ak47 right now. Our murder rate is 7 per 100,000 people and yours is 8 so that means less guns more murders, sounds like shit to me. You should stop looking at these conspiracy sites like infowars and get some sense dude.

  • @longhairsRcool im not lookint at this conspiracy sites i saw this first times but i know the facts wich cant be negative..facts talks for them self by the way what do you know about my country...i could bet for 1000 $ that you dont know absolutly nothing...

  • @Paulitolt Your English is poor, however being that you are from another country, I will say that it isn't horrible. Good Job ;). You're right I don't know a lot about your country and I really don't care. I know that your government appears to be anti-gun which is enough for me not to like it no offense, it's nothing personal against YOU. Also are you really trying to say that your arguments for 911 being an inside job isn't a conspiracy? How is that not a conspiracy even if it was true?

  • @Paulitolt Actually besides my other comment; maybe that's a little harsh? I do care about your country and you seem like a nice person but your government sucks. The American government is starting to suck too if that's any consultation.

  • @longhairsRcool wait, are you HONESTLY trying to say that a government is corrupt if it doesn't let people freely buy killing machines?

  • @smurphatron Yes I think it's corrupt when a government won't let it's people defend themselves. There are many statistics that actually show that more gun laws equate to more crime. In Montana where I live WE have a much lower crime and homicide rate where these "evil killing machines are" compared to states like CA where guns are much harder to attain. In your country after looking at nation master a free site you can see your rapes and crime are twice that of the U.S.

  • @longhairsRcool PART 2: That being said you DO HAVE A LOWER HOMICIDE rate than America but a much higher crime rate in General. Finland has one of the highest private gun ownership rates of ANY COUNTRY even the U.S. and has a way lower homicide and crime rate then either of our countries. Interesting eh? Seriously no wonder things like Rape are half the rate of your country here. Personally if I was walking with my wife or child and someone jumps out to rape them defense is the only option.

  • @longhairsRcool PART 3: And see I think rapists and criminals here know that you know? In the Netherlands they could just stab you and rape you and if you survived it WOULDN'T count as a homicide, but rather assault and rape. On the other hand in America if you are a criminal like that you never know when someone is going to just helplessly get raped and instead pull out an M9 to defend themselves.

  • @longhairsRcool The lower murder rate in Montana may have something to do with the fact that Montana has about 12 people living in it. You'd have to drive for 2 hours to even FIND someone to kill. Also, the site you point at shows a higher Rapes per Capita rate in the US than anywhere in Europe. Having said all that, I'm also pro-gun ownership (works well in Switzerland & Finland, despite the odd shooting) I just think Americans lack the intelligence to regulate it properly.

  • @pointlesspeasant uhhh haha wow. If you look at that site again nation master it clearly shows though that in total CRIMES PER CAPITA for all crimes actually Finland and The UK are far above that fort he US personally I think people should own guns to protect themselves but in terms of lowering or raising crime I don't think there is much correlation as crime rates in terms of total crime rates per capita and murder/rape rates are due to much deeper THINGS in a society besides guns.

  • @longhairsRcool Also besides my last comment you are full of shit!! Montana has close to 1 million people living in it and most of that one million consists of Urban areas like Missoula (where I live) Missoula is a city about 20 miles by 20 miles or so and consists of about 60,000 people and about 100,000 people in the greater Missoula Area i.e. 10% of Montana's population. You don't know what you are talking about dude.

  • Americans are war mongering faggots.

  • A Real American.

    We fucking miss you George! R.I.P.

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ive seen all of his show's in full lenght and it still crack's me up .... wise words with a funny twist.... more people should to that

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  • lol this guy was fkn funny! they have biiger dicks?! BOMB THEMMM

  • OMG!!!! Look up Agenda 21!

  • God I miss George Carlin.. he knew what bullshit was going on and called everyone on it.

  • Good Stuff

  • why is george dead, and we still have bono?

  • @DarkLordCallMeDickC Obama is a complete piece of shit

  • Anyone who taxes the rich is ok in my book.

  • @DarkLordCallMeDickC god help you dude, its coz of ppl like you that the government gets away with the stuff they do

  • @kspr06

    No, I actually see what the deal is. Government is a buffer between the rich and the rest of us. We can make it work for us or we can make it work for them. The rich exploit and that is why the people need government and at the same time the reason why the rich need government (to keep the people with the pitchforks away).

    If anyone has a problem with the government who IS NOT RICH then all you need to do is look behind the curtain of who is really running the show- the INC.s.

  • asaas

  • saas

  • I wonder how many in the crowd were the ignorant people he was speaking of? How many laughed and clapped because of his "funny words" or because the person next to them was laughing and clapping? I find it hard to believe that any 1 room that big can be filled with people socially and politically conscious any further than the daily paper and FOX news. I wonder how many people there were actually changed by what he said? Or how many resumed their blissfully ignorant spoon fed lives? RIP Carlin

  • Good point!

  • actually the people in that crowd were there becasue they agree with alot of his feelings. They are probably allpolitically conscious. Otherwise they'd be offended by what he says and they wouldn't have [aid the money for the show.

  • @MrPernell27 Right on man! It's good there are many who think like that, but unfortunately not enough.

    War sucks.

  • @mannyac82 your such a jew!

  • @mannyac82 all these dumb people laugh thinkin that it is just jokes. this is 100% non jokes. fuckin dumb society. ww3, please come! come for them as soon as u can!!!!!!!!!

  • @mannyac82 Hey, I appreciate Fox. At least I know what I'm getting into. Better than dealing with a network that pretends to be impartial and then "gets a thrill up its leg" when the president speaks. After a long day at work, I don't want to have to work out what point of view I'm getting. Just give it to me straight, like Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly bashing liberals. I'll disagree with them a lot of the time, but at least I don't have to do a lot of late night research on these media clowns

  • @surfer53 what are you on about they always claim to be fair and balanced (except Hannity of course) It's their slogan ffs.

  • now, this is how to survive eternity... cya George...

  • This was so long ago...still holds good today.

    Hats off to George.

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  • What? They have Bigger Dicks? Bomb them!!!!!!!!! Lol

  • I love how he uses dick to describe how ridiculous the reasons for going to war can be. Like religion,race, etc. makes you laugh and think. Genius!

  • To me war is a lot of prick waving. Men are insecure about the size of their dicks and so they have to kill one another over the idea,LMAO. Hahahaha. Absolute genius terminology.