julie goldman - opposites attract

[vultureofculturistic]

I love her but sometimes she's the lesbian Dane Cook...

[Snorkack]

Afterellen has barred (or rather Logo) has barred non-Americans from seeing thier videos anymore. I am very angry. I am Canadian and I want to see hilarious shit.

[sfuture08]

everyone already said the fuck yourself in the eye and im peeing my pants joke a lot already. jesus give it a rest.

[sfuture08]

shes annoying in my opinion

[Cantantaranta]

she's so cute she reminds me of my sister!

[earthmommy4]

She is hilarious. So hilarious and smart.

[ooyeababii]

i think im in love with her omfg.. 

[gmar55]

One of the funniest comics EVER! Hillarious!!!

[HearrtOnMySleeve9]

i. read. harry potter. and it. was. complicated. hahah

[SiAirUh92]

lol. i just had soup!

[Icedude91]

She looks like a fucking man

[frcombi]

@Icedude91

she's butch

[jaydock1]

@Icedude91 I know, gender-variance is fuckin sexy, right?

[vegas1ivy]

@Icedude91 No she doesn't its obvious she's a woman. There are some reeeeally man looking woman out there but her face is very femme looking

[zoen23]

Oh my gosh she is hilarious!

[Spartigus872]

very delayed but still bit funny...

[fifthqdrnt]

LOL! Like a cross between Richard Lewis and John Belushi!

[hilarycutter]

does she think she's funny, she aint no Ellen. She is an insult to all Jewish lesbians all over the world.

[truelez]

i love this is there anyway any one can tell me how to download this so i can put it on my ipod

[oceans1006]

Im laughing so hard Im peeing my pants!

[baller9real]

Fuck yourself in the eye, haha lol that was so funny, man she cracks me up

[xenite51]

You know I've gotten that "slosh around" excuse.

[coattail2]

Julie is Dope! Very awesome, very!

[purpleiceprincess]

omg this video is sooooooooooooo fucking funny i need to pee LOLL!!!!!!! I LIKE CHIPS TOOO!!!!

[andreashamrock]

I like chips too but I did not read Harry Potter :D

[onedimpledcheek]

Well, more proof I never pay much attention to anything.

Thanks for the heads up. ;P

[onedimpledcheek]

There's a full video of this performance at AfterEllen for anyone who's interested.

Just click on Dinah 2008 in the sidebar on the left of the main page. Scroll down a bit until you find it. Cheers.

[tracyapps]

or there's also a direct link under the "more info" about the video on the right side of this page. :-) *points*

[torpedofish]

Yes, there indeed IS the full video on AfterEllendotcom and the audio is in synch with the video. All around a much better experience than this vid.

[queenOFtheHILL]

I'm in the moooood!

[onedimpledcheek]

"Someone wants sex all the time...somebody DOESN'T!!!"

I nearly passed out from laughing the first time I watched this bit a few months back. Love me some Julie Goldman.

[onedimpledcheek]

Not to mention the fact that she's totally wasted...and so fucking on still.

[royanne22]

"Fu*k yourself.... in the eye."

[Bliss0409]

I wish I could find the whole video on here. The entire performance had me in tears. Julie is one funny lady.

[XxangelxofxmercyxX]

Bliss0409,

If you find the whole video can you let me know. I have been trying to find it for a while. I saw it once and i was in tears to. So let me know.

[LadyBethaliz]

you can find the whole video on

afterellen . com. on the left hand side under "more video" click on "2008 Dinah" and scroll down a bit, you'll find it = )

[SMBarbie]

Julie is the best! I want to hang out with her and just have her make me laugh all day.

[MicroTex23]

"I just Had soup"..lolo!!!"I like Chips..I come home she is reading a book"...Hilarity to the nth degree. Get to know Julie Goldman, because she has "IT". FUNNiest>>>thing in a long time, simple yet cracks you up!!!!

[fibobs]

Oh she makes me laugh out loud so much. Pretty sure my neighbour will be trying to revise hard too.

[idonttan]

this is one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time. i absolutely love julie goldman, she really deserves more credit for her geniune and hilarious humor.

"putting my vag on a chair...fuck yourself in the eye"...lmao!

[trinity92]

"I read Harry Potter....and it was complicated" lol!

[tracyapps]

i like chips :-)

[PumpkinQueenCassy]

Chips are yummy

[Ender5645]

I friggin love Julie...comedy gold that one is.

[BritishLily]

Julie Goldman rocks!!