Bayonetta - Funny & Sexy Moment [Bayonetta v.s Joy]

[HoneytheMienshao]

The real Bayonetta always has the most sexy poses, and is the most flexable :3

[727Magician]

wtf? awkward

[Fillespia]

the real one pwned

[gruntunit2]

Look at Cereza.

Now look at Bayonetta.

Now at Cereza again.

And Bayonetta.

What sexy b*tch has she become!?

[aleks3281546]

It's cool!

[TheInnerSanctuary]

Typical Saturday night out for me.

[Fiestar2897]

lol "rockabye baby in the tree-" *BOOM HEADSHOT!!!* @0:10

[Crirule]

I'm so confused, someone please tell me what's going on.

[noelburgundy27]

The music... is it a reference to Austin Powers because she's British?

[jjvictor66]

iii want the music you used in the beginning of the video please

[DarkLizard13]

lool this is funny

[poorcolossus]

WHAT IS THE SONG ON THIS VIDEO CALLED?! The kill bill sounding one? I've been looking at loads of videos of the soundtrack but I can't find it!

[MiyuDevaughn]

@poorcolossus

Wich one do you mean? The one at the Beginning? Well, if yes, I have to disappoint you, cause this Sound was made by myself with Magix Music Maker! :-/

[poorcolossus]

@MiyuDevaughn I meant the one from the game, when the two Bayonettas are squaring off. 0:14

[KomoPineconeseed]

@poorcolossus It's called Sexy Battle. Well named, huh? I think you can find it on the second disc of the OST.

[erick117O]

wow to see who is the real one there must be a sexy dance instead of the bright halo on her head that was invisible to cereza

[Azmodeus87]

I just realized Cereza must have been really dense when that Joy fooled her, SHE HAS A FRIGGIN HALO!

[aussieosborne]

this game is soo weird.................

[EudokiaMilicent]

This is so gay. I love it X)

[MrGamedude1231]

facking aswome

[MrGamedude1231]

te real bayonetta are much sexy

[blu3violet]

bayonetta: bitch you can't win. . this is my kind of challenge!

lol

[TheRobAwesome]

You just got served!

[TheDaveyajr10]

{teaher} well kids what have we learned here today

{student} that when there is another person that looks like you have a dance competiotion to see who is the real one!

[GentlemanAeon777]

@TheDaveyajr10

...Emm...

Atlus and Persona would like to have a word with you~

[kejixigbar]

i will take this as "another joe" refernce

[yongchetyung]

*awkward silent**the wind blows the leaves*

The most funny moment of the scene.

[FuckingPerfectx]

I wonder wat Dante from Devil May Cry was thinking while watching this???? besides hes better off with Bayonetta

[gr8gmr]

@FuckingPerfectx lol Dante would be drawn to Bayonetta the moment he sees her.

[nianicole824]

@gr8gmr thats so true!! XD

[Furubatsu]

things to do when faced with a heavanly doppelganger

POSE OFF!

[BrittTHEBrave]

This scene makes me laugh every time I played it. This is technically my favorite chapter too cuz of the angel falling in love with Cereza. lol

[LookItsMady01]

Bayonetta's got legs for days! :o DAYUM!

[SoraRocks5555]

This is definitely one of the best sexy pose-offs that I've ever seen.

[Foreignstar]

I remember this! I freaking loved it! I wanna be able to copy their moves!!!

[DeiDeisan666]

*nose bleed* bayoneta has a nice everything! lol but who's the girl? is she the daughter?

[khangsector]

@DeiDeisan666 It's Bayonetta as a baby before everything.

[TheRandomandTheUke]

@DeiDeisan666 the little girl?that was younger-Bayonetta

[iAmHikaru32]

@DeiDeisan666 its bayonnetta from the past

[WeskerLovE55]

@DeiDeisan666 Look dude i know this game and i'm a girl :P The little girl is bayonetta from the past the little girl is from the future

[v2791]

Bayonetta, accept no imitation

[Geckorule40000]

Uhh wha umm dam forgot what I was gonna right ohh well BOOBIES!!!!

[njengakimani]

I just awesomed all over the place

[coppersly]

lmao @ all the gay haters. were born this way ;) so like it or not, we cant choose, and we wouldnt be another other way!!! and being gay allows you to love bayonetta more for some... strange.... odd... reason.....

[jorelle123456789]

MWAH!

[prankovalero]

new ginyu moment...

[PutridPawnz]

I wonder where she hid the fireworks..

[immarnel]

BAYONETTAS ASS IS SOOOO BIIIHHHHHHHGGGHHH *Arnold Schwarzenegger accent*

[xiongxioi]

you don't f@ck with her, you will be found naked and dry in bed on the next morning!

[HitManLittle]

@itsJoanfuckingJett go suk ur mom

[HitManLittle]

@itsJoanfuckingJett no wonder u think being gay is normal truss me it aint

[HitManLittle]

@itsJoanfuckingJett and anyway god created man and woman not man and man so that means being gay is not normal BITCH!!!! :P

[HitManLittle]

@itsJoanfuckingJett gay people aint normal maybe ur gay so u find it normal

[andresmagic12]

hehehe confetti shooter in the ass...

[XGiftedGamerX]

*Stretches legs*

*Random purple smoke*

lol wut?

[bhermoth]

so random...

[DrXIII]

Any males who had an orgasm after watching this is a Pervert.

Any females who had an orgasm after watching this is a Perverted Lesbian.

[neoreaper99]

@DrXIII I for one am not a pervert nor lesbian since my affiliation is with that of the male species....that being said....I will resume watching after a nice change of undergarments.

[DrXIII]

@neoreaper99 O_O; ... *Falls off his seat and faints* *crash!*

[HitManLittle]

@DrXIII rather be a pervert than be gay

[aurieaurora]

love this scene ;)

[SuperDuperSonicSpeed]

Serious shit just went down...

[BladeTheHedgehog0]

King Leonidas: You Just Got Served 

[phoenix8604]

Imagine your parents being in the room during this scene...

[TheXell]

"I should have been a pole dancer!"

[kastutan]

B-Girl Strip tease

[xxaquaninexx]

This was so weird the first time I saw this. All I could do was laugh. You can so tell the fake Bayonetta got owned xD!!

[mjrangel13]

OMG I wish I could be as flexible as her

[Snowman20]

pause at 1:02 ... OMG That's one FREAKING Long Leg, if I stood next to it, prob be as tall as I am from this angle. I'm 6'2" btw, lol :P

[emanemanemanem]

WIN. xD

[eddyjt13]

i spilled my demon seeds everywhere......

[bombz4327]

DAT ASS!

[BlackHoleSlut]

I FUCKING CAME

[Corgblam]

why are her legs so unnaturally long?

[AvatarRocks2500]

@Corgblam The creators did that to add sex appeal to a character that is a living sex symbol and whos body already says" ALL THOSE WITH A Y CHROMOSOME BOW BEFORE ME"

[Corgblam]

@AvatarRocks2500 but they are way out of proportion

[AnakhaSilver]

@Corgblam Keep in mind also that she's wearing huge heels, and heels give the illusion of the legs being longer. It's what they're designed for.

[Corgblam]

@AnakhaSilver her ANKLES come up past her very tall hairdo

[BlackHoleSlut]

@Corgblam cuz it makes me want to wack my bag

[nathanhale23]

Whoa...what a woman......check out those legs

[Chiefsplayr17]

lol random spotlight and fireworks

[phantasyboy1]

wtf was that i thought they would make out

[ultrajd]

WTF!? A pose-off?

[MrGames93]

Only three words:

*FAP FAP FAP*

[BlackHoleSlut]

I FUCKING KILLED MY WIFE

[therex55213]

@BlackHoleSlut waifu

[finarufantaji]

this is why i love bayonetta so much. and im a girl.

[filopride619]

you got served, bitch

[waluigiland]

WHAT THE FUCK?!? XD I NEED THIS NOW HAHA GOD FOR BIT WHAT WOULD DONTAI DO THINK OR SAY BOUT THIS XD

[RoseOfDreaming]

Lets solve this like REAL women! Not with fighting... but WITH A DANCE!

[hinata2006]

@RoseOfDreaming Lol I couldn't agree more XD

[sweetkisses900]

aww Cereza's so cute xD

[ULAZYCOOK]

looks like a dirty and naughty librarian

[TheScaleTeam]

Why you stopped before the best part when joy shows her REAL and delicious body.

[Furrylolol]

Dance off!

[Free1151]

Where they trying to out sexy each other?

[demoncry54]

XD what are they haveing a dance off or a whos more sexy off?

[MaFiOsOLp]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!­ I LOVE BAYONETTA! GO MANGÁ!

[DreamingRay]

Lol what the hell are they doing......

[RaftRider]

"I challenge you to a WHORE OFF!"

[TheChoujinVirus]

Coming soon to FOX, from the creators of So You Think You Can Dance

"So you can think you can Dirty Dance?"

coming soon on December 2012

[devilax96]

Bayonetta is not a good for sex ,cuz she'll just sex you until you beg for mercy (and maybe more) :D

[frostyjesus49]

um did I just get laid

[WikiSorcerer]

Where did Joy's guns come from?

[rune111500]

sparks just came out of her @#$%$!!! XD (0:59)

[gamecarde]

LOL xD

[hotshot10100]

*scratches head*

Um...

What.

[DrZeivia]

hell, if she dances that well, what would she be like in bed? :O

[MiyuDevaughn]

@DrZeivia

The Best...I think! xP

Very moveable, if you know what I mean! x)) hihihi

[neoreaper99]

@MiyuDevaughn ...I could not handle it...then again...one class of yoga later....

[BerkerIzmir001]

@DrZeivia

I don't know man but if you just try ones with HER you will get the the idea. Hahahahahahahahahah

[alegit123456]

@DrZeivia take it easy its just a game now

[xodis9]

@DrZeivia hell if i had a dime for every time i sall one of these stupid comments id be fucking rich

[DrZeivia]

@xodis9 Cool story bro. X3

[altermarvin21]

@DrZeivia

i think that would mean she could probably fuck in any position possible

[vergilneloangelo]

^^ ................ nice moves

[TheInnerSanctuary]

My Gods, they look like spiders.

[AiHina4ever]

Dance off! :D

[DuDeiTzKenny]

<3 :D

[allenwalker4th]

that was the most epic cat fight ever

[cancerdada]

Bayo's last move with the sparkles at the end kinda reminded me of a certain someone somewhere... yuna... songtress?!?maybe? :D

[willowlee]

slutty moves are deadly in this game, lol.

[CheraBroNZL]

bayo vs joy dance off is so kewl! alittle slutty bt thats bayo 4ya!

[KiriShinigami]

Joy wishes she had bayonetta's skill!

[UrbanPrincess2008]

@KiriShinigami

I know right! She dont know nayn

[Emblemz]

she looks fucking tall

[TheAnimefan112]

you stopped before the best part D:

[williamwzl]

You just got served.

[DJVirgoNeun]

LOL Served! XDDD

[nintendodork4]

joy gots NOTHIN' on bayonetta!^_^

[yahapom]

hahaha wtf was that! hahahaha!!

[breaksystembse]

They were...trying to out-sexy each other to see who sported the body better! XD

[TheBlackMuscle]

Bayonetta has a nice ass! : D

[Leo2297]

@TheBlackMuscle it's the best ass in videogame world.

[animelover1234]

THEY'RE BREAK-DANCE FIGHTING!!!

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

@animelover1234 you rock lol

[boba2008]

she should really be on a cheerleading squad

[JennaLouiseXO]

Pose off much? XD

[FreyazTwin]

R they havin like a POSE OFF or sumthin?? Wh"S the imposter chic?

[Dan100496]

Did the Joy fight the Big Guy before that?

Becasue if you notice, she does the climax on him, she catches Cereza, then the real Bayonetta pops out of nowhere.

[TombRaiderLover]

@Dan100496

Bayonetta was fighting the Beloved. Joy just catched her. You'll notice they don't show anything above Joy's immediate head level when she catches Cereza. How Bayonetta failed to notice Joy kidnapping Cereza, I dunno. Maybe she was too concentrated on raping the Beloved as hard as she could with Gomorrah. xD

[rvlast]

isn't this more one-sided since Bayonetta has props of her own? XD

[deesellarzrulez]

ok this has to be some kind of paradox or something, why the hell didnt she freak out.

[gdude009]

PWNT

[beautifulfighter94]

this is so....LOL XD

[matthew66789]

this is so sega like

[BIOSHOCK456]

can u say rape XD or maybe he enjoyed that XDDD XD XD XP

[YeardlyDiamond1]

VIEWtiful!!!!!

[scalpelSLUT]

The one thing I noticed, especially in this scene, is that there is a LOT of clipping issues in the game...

[starcalibre]

end the drought and cry us a river

[scalpelSLUT]

Go ahead, be catty, never said I didn't love the game.

[starcalibre]

i thought i told you to cry me a river and there's still a drought on. chop chop

[pedroviski2]

en.....joy!

[Joyblossom2010]

@pedroviski2 WOW!!! Seriously Lmao'ed at that :)