I've been an early adopter of the Google Voice service and like it very much. However some of the transcripts are hilarious. Listening to each one is mandatory.
For people worried about the government: If the government was collecting data from your phone calls they would have already been doing so since the 80s, far before this service came out, and you wouldn't even know. This won't make it any more or less difficult for them to do so. Get over it.
Am in a dilemma whether to go for the Google number with additional features or stick with he basic google voice feature with existing phone num??????????
So even tho i downloaded Google Voice from my Droid which is Google, i still have to wait for an invite from Google to use it?? or is there another way to sign up?
Hey look man I don't own google however I find it funny that people disagree or say that Google is the antichrist and they are REGISTERED WITH GOOGLE_YOUTUBE
Yes Mr 'cameronfasho'.. due to the fact that everything in this world is becoming consumed in automation and technological advancements, which in turn sustains nothing more than leaving humanity and the natural world behind.. what's next when everything that exists in the natural world becomes computerised...?
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I found that the sesame seeds that aren't digested in my stomach taste the same when I pick them out of my poo, just taste a bit like my dogs vomit which was ok but not nearly as tasty as the jizz the homeless man left on the bus seat.
Askjeeves is so much better than Google. Google is so retarded. Their Search Engine is completely fucked up and shows stupid websites among the first results. Plus it's not that much different from other Search Engines. AskJeeves has developed its Search Engine very thoroughly and very clearly omitting all the nonsense websites that the Google Search Engines don't bother to do anything about. Youtube should have merged with Askjeeves
You moron! I am not an askjeeves employee! I'm a 23 year old college student that has noticed Google has a lot of anti-Black racist websites that comes up among their first search results in their search engine when you Google race-related words and they refuse to do anything about it. Askjeeves is the only professional search engine I've seen that does a good job of avoiding certain websites. Google is crap and they don't respond to any complaints
They aren't unbiased. If they were they wouldn't be showing a bunch of racist websites when I Google a certain word. They would have more unbiased websites that come up for certain words, especially their first search results. If Google had any sense of ethics. they would bury the repulsive websites behind a couple of pages and not perpetuate the problem of racist websites by having them come up among their first search results
neoblast you wrote I am funny. lol! How so? You're beautiful by the way. I'm gay and I know a good looking guy when I see one ;) I'm good looking to. I wish the date I went on were as hot as you are. I'm going to have to break him the bad news that I am not interested tomorrow :*(
Xeph12 its impossible unless you dont wake up in the morning not to be bambarded by adds 200 plus times a day or more the morning show on radio has to be one of the worse ,im thinking the way things are going god probably caught on to this to make money and as you approch the "pearly gates" you going to find its been replaced for the golden arches !! haha
I know that, all I'm saying is that ever since google bought youtube the number of adds on it has been increasing to a point where you HAVE to watch an add before the video you want to see (on certain videos so far but I suspect it'll become more general)
January 1st, 2012 show them that you mean business and stop paying these Bankers! No mortgage payment's, No insurance payment's, No IRS payment's, No PAYMENTS AT ALL! Demand a Federal Reserve(or similar) that is of the People and for the People....nothing more!
This will only work by standing together. Copy this and share it with many people as you can, America has a Constitution....so please.....let's use it!
I think in 100 or so years, everything will be google, we'll be shitting on google robot toilets and flying across the country in google high speed planes
By merging with Google (google owns YouTube its not even a merge...) they have increased their spectrum of viewers across the world. What make you think it was dumb? Thinking of it from a business perspective, google gets about 1 billion or so search a day. If even 1 percent of that was directed to YouTube, how much money do you think YouTube generates each and everyday through its advertising.
The next time you talk, base it on intellect than stupidity .
You are right but google is giant corp so it can back Youtube in court cases but Google is going to loose race because of its outdated tech only Youtube will remain.
oh, god you guys are dumb. they make money from advertising, just like every other free internet site or service. dont be so ignorant, they're obviously not trying to collect data. its for money, simple as that.
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VundaF 3 months ago
My computer grabbed a shotgun and the word skynet flashed on the screen.
j1noble 3 months ago
Lol
10Myohmy10 6 months ago
I've had my phone for three years and still haven't even set up my voicemail
ExtraKawaii 9 months ago 5
Most voice to text messages don't make any sense!
gemini4657 9 months ago
dude awesome
SlakjeJasper 10 months ago
flash to 2011, this doesnt work that well.
LolEYEHasFun 10 months ago
customize your voicemail using the VoxTonePRO service. Just google VoxTonePRO for more info
voxtoneonline 1 year ago
Hey here is my review on Google Voice.
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SChapman315 1 year ago
have an invite
ParanormalStories 1 year ago
Got invite... Unfortunately not available in Australia :( :( :( :(
hijaker78 1 year ago
I got an invite but it doesn't work in Australia :((((((
4ebees 1 year ago
@4ebees
Can I please get it? I can't give money, but please?
Goomba141 1 year ago
@4ebees,
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smileysjm 1 year ago
damn
4ebees 1 year ago
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send me an invite. This will simplify my life sooooo much. Again, PLEASE.
vincefalls 1 year ago
Can someone please send me an invite!!!!!!
urstruly83 1 year ago
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scheisse111 1 year ago
could someone pm me about an invite, i'd really like one
toxicweirdo 1 year ago
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ykparty 1 year ago
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kbonthebeat 2 years ago
I've been an early adopter of the Google Voice service and like it very much. However some of the transcripts are hilarious. Listening to each one is mandatory.
sfod223 2 years ago
Very well done. Google has really gone out of there way to make the world a better place :) Thank you Google
fromupriver 2 years ago
For people worried about the government: If the government was collecting data from your phone calls they would have already been doing so since the 80s, far before this service came out, and you wouldn't even know. This won't make it any more or less difficult for them to do so. Get over it.
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2010 is when the world becomes google's bitch
PivotDK2 2 years ago
I'm happy with that I love google :)
BlackJack271306 1 year ago
Am in a dilemma whether to go for the Google number with additional features or stick with he basic google voice feature with existing phone num??????????
Help
freakster05 2 years ago
When will it be launched in India?
turnmind 2 years ago
Google voice is the future. =]
Giraffesyo 2 years ago
I have Google voice. It's free fro now, but I'm sure they will be charging in the future.
Great Service!!!!!
meanjoegreen59 2 years ago 3
its only in U.S :/
al9aamt 2 years ago
what is a voicemail ??
sitadriver 2 years ago
really......
DarkCarniReject 2 years ago
So even tho i downloaded Google Voice from my Droid which is Google, i still have to wait for an invite from Google to use it?? or is there another way to sign up?
collinsjm01 2 years ago
You can go to the Google Voice site and request an invite. Mine took a couple weeks.
JessSayin 2 years ago
@JessSayin x2
joAmoRecords 2 years ago
Your invite shouldn't take all that long to arrive.
Yerzriknot 2 years ago
Just be patient... jeez, it's good enough that you get it free.
blacktalon12 2 years ago
if anybody has and extra invite they would send me I would greatly appreciate it!
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hunterr113 2 years ago
I love Google tooooo! I just hope they don't turn into Skynet
Jamesyb0i 2 years ago 28
Don't worry, we got the governor of California to save us
JesusTheGardener 2 years ago
its already been done
DarkCarniReject 2 years ago
there is nothing like boning to this... it makes me so excited
jennbootz349 2 years ago
wtf jennboots349!! 0_o???
MarshmellowWolf8 2 years ago
voicemail online...lol hmmmm i thought thats what cell phones were for
SweetEighteen2009 2 years ago
bah, who the hell uses voicemail? sms ftw
narutowa 2 years ago
i love google.
paintballcraka 2 years ago
Hey look man I don't own google however I find it funny that people disagree or say that Google is the antichrist and they are REGISTERED WITH GOOGLE_YOUTUBE
clay4him 2 years ago
Huh, nothing new about this. I registered this idea about 10 year ago. it was even more into it.
MrRaminhood 2 years ago
Honestly, technology does not know where to stop.. stupid innovations.
retroOboi2009 2 years ago
and that's bad?
cameronfasho 2 years ago
Yes Mr 'cameronfasho'.. due to the fact that everything in this world is becoming consumed in automation and technological advancements, which in turn sustains nothing more than leaving humanity and the natural world behind.. what's next when everything that exists in the natural world becomes computerised...?
retroOboi2009 2 years ago
This video is featured only because it has Google all over it's ass.
Lumpytoast 2 years ago 3
Google is the Antichrist
moysesnyc 2 years ago 2
Thumbs up.
Lumpytoast 2 years ago
Yet you have a Youtube account. Youtube is from Google.
IPb0mber 2 years ago 3
This reminds me, I have to call Jason!!!
NameInVainProduction 2 years ago
google will take over the machines! in the year 2029 google will kill us all!!!
PaulDavidT 2 years ago
no, it will be behind 2012. lol
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ariiiiigold 2 years ago
:S wtf
CoriiiThibault1 2 years ago
Google with their amazing coding...
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daniel2489 2 years ago
there is nothing like boning to this... it makes me so excited
mariamakenzie287 2 years ago
Yeah, good luck auto-translating to text when Sears or Dell calls you from their help center in downtown Chennai, India.
982Munchie 2 years ago 3
Haha, that would be interesting to she... as I can barly translate what they're saying half of the time -_-
BlowMyDuck 2 years ago
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google will take, eventually, over teh Universe.
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alguienPLC 2 years ago
Google skynet is coming ....
smoke489 2 years ago 43
Wow...
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lizlena789 2 years ago
hey...thats not bad! pretty cool actually! Especially since I suck at checking messages....XD
fireheart890 2 years ago
thats so cool!
itsthesamegame 2 years ago
How rich would I be if I invested in google in 2001... Oh god how rich I would be.
Virginityrocks 2 years ago
Can I vote for Google in the next election?
Virginityrocks 2 years ago
It seems like Google has done more for America than any of its former politicians!
-think about it
NavidZady 2 years ago 4
GOOGLE FTW
loltacosrule 2 years ago
Wow! Didn't know that. It's so cool! Thanks for sharing
thaibuddhaamulet 2 years ago
google's taking over the world O_O
LilWhiteBunnyRabbit 2 years ago 5
im scared too
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Ztycer 2 years ago
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I found that the sesame seeds that aren't digested in my stomach taste the same when I pick them out of my poo, just taste a bit like my dogs vomit which was ok but not nearly as tasty as the jizz the homeless man left on the bus seat.
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TheSocialBear1 2 years ago
Yay, Google sent me a Google Wave Invitation.
muhammad15l04l1993 2 years ago
guess it wont work here... but thats how you do it
IISYNIIxLuN4TiK 2 years ago
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IISYNIIxLuN4TiK 2 years ago
crap... how do u get the 'heart' symbol
utubedano 2 years ago
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utubedano 2 years ago
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utubedano 2 years ago
gotta ♥ google
utubedano 2 years ago
Soon all mobile phones on the planet will only come in a mixture of primary colours.
spectrelives 2 years ago
Bah, google is going to take over phone companys now, then screw them up like youtube? @#$!@
Darkovercast 2 years ago
Askjeeves is so much better than Google. Google is so retarded. Their Search Engine is completely fucked up and shows stupid websites among the first results. Plus it's not that much different from other Search Engines. AskJeeves has developed its Search Engine very thoroughly and very clearly omitting all the nonsense websites that the Google Search Engines don't bother to do anything about. Youtube should have merged with Askjeeves
Tonetare 2 years ago
...We don't need AJ employees spamming competitors videos.
TimTehPilot 2 years ago
You moron! I am not an askjeeves employee! I'm a 23 year old college student that has noticed Google has a lot of anti-Black racist websites that comes up among their first search results in their search engine when you Google race-related words and they refuse to do anything about it. Askjeeves is the only professional search engine I've seen that does a good job of avoiding certain websites. Google is crap and they don't respond to any complaints
Tonetare 2 years ago
Hail Hitler! Crush the opposition!
One of Google's important characteristics is being as unbiased as possible. If there are many racist sites, that's the root of the problem.
codyjb8 2 years ago
They aren't unbiased. If they were they wouldn't be showing a bunch of racist websites when I Google a certain word. They would have more unbiased websites that come up for certain words, especially their first search results. If Google had any sense of ethics. they would bury the repulsive websites behind a couple of pages and not perpetuate the problem of racist websites by having them come up among their first search results
Tonetare 2 years ago
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neoblast1 2 years ago
neoblast you wrote I am funny. lol! How so? You're beautiful by the way. I'm gay and I know a good looking guy when I see one ;) I'm good looking to. I wish the date I went on were as hot as you are. I'm going to have to break him the bad news that I am not interested tomorrow :*(
Tonetare 2 years ago
AHHH! Youtube has adds everywhere now! It's so annoying!
Xeph12 2 years ago 2
Xeph12 its impossible unless you dont wake up in the morning not to be bambarded by adds 200 plus times a day or more the morning show on radio has to be one of the worse ,im thinking the way things are going god probably caught on to this to make money and as you approch the "pearly gates" you going to find its been replaced for the golden arches !! haha
kinghoho2 2 years ago
I know that, all I'm saying is that ever since google bought youtube the number of adds on it has been increasing to a point where you HAVE to watch an add before the video you want to see (on certain videos so far but I suspect it'll become more general)
Xeph12 2 years ago
Awsome its remember me skype
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PatrickLalime35 2 years ago
That's awesome, but why post this video when the service is not available yet?
seanbrockest 2 years ago 2
FBI = Google i dont want them in my voicemail
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freestuff1995 2 years ago
Google will probably take over the world.
thomaskingsroed 2 years ago 4
But by then, we wont mind :)
thepappytube 2 years ago
I think I'm fine with that. Not sure I'd want China to take over.
hardleecure 2 years ago
I hope. More organized then the politicans
samn100 2 years ago
Huh. That's neat.
Alex4827 2 years ago
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January 1st, 2012 show them that you mean business and stop paying these Bankers! No mortgage payment's, No insurance payment's, No IRS payment's, No PAYMENTS AT ALL! Demand a Federal Reserve(or similar) that is of the People and for the People....nothing more!
This will only work by standing together. Copy this and share it with many people as you can, America has a Constitution....so please.....let's use it!
PhotoMaineAC 2 years ago
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joaozittoo 2 years ago
oh and another thing.... the voice to text doesnt translate all that well so all you government freaks... its not that big of a deal
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RedneckvilleTV 2 years ago
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Fabian050680 2 years ago
lol
darylsear 2 years ago
I think in 100 or so years, everything will be google, we'll be shitting on google robot toilets and flying across the country in google high speed planes
ps2freak6678 2 years ago 6
true
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EdwardCullenSuckDick 2 years ago
cool!
FrontClothedChoke 2 years ago
Breakthrough in technology. Typical day at the office for Google.
sixfootepic 2 years ago 2
man i had a fake number /fone i tried it and it fucking crashed my fone and stole all my msgs
levonbos111 2 years ago
Great. They will store all your messages and then hand them to the government.
verymaddog 2 years ago
retard -.-
BacklTrack 2 years ago
BackITrack, yes, you are a retard.
verymaddog 2 years ago
Says the kid who thinks these will all go to the government
BacklTrack 2 years ago
Google sucks. Youtube should not have merged with Google
Tonetare 2 years ago
Why cry and not even make any sense at?
By merging with Google (google owns YouTube its not even a merge...) they have increased their spectrum of viewers across the world. What make you think it was dumb? Thinking of it from a business perspective, google gets about 1 billion or so search a day. If even 1 percent of that was directed to YouTube, how much money do you think YouTube generates each and everyday through its advertising.
The next time you talk, base it on intellect than stupidity .
Amir2daG 2 years ago
You are right but google is giant corp so it can back Youtube in court cases but Google is going to loose race because of its outdated tech only Youtube will remain.
sitadriver 2 years ago
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Superfunnyghost 2 years ago
Yes Google brought Youtube in 2006 ,Don't you know that ???
sitadriver 2 years ago
bought :P
djsproductions 2 years ago
yes, it was sold for a freaking high price
sohlman01 2 years ago
merged?
herrbananapa 2 years ago
good
SexCyberGuideCom 2 years ago
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remember11220 2 years ago
Voice to text? I can see that fucking up in many ways.
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zrussell7 2 years ago
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Mubble 2 years ago 3
Google won !
hprof1 2 years ago
Nice, if you don't know how VoIP works.
YMSproductions 2 years ago
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MrJiraiyaSannin 2 years ago
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homeworkhuang 2 years ago
Haha what are you guys talkning about?
Collect Data? what for?
Google is just a comapny that provides their users with diffrent "stuff"
Just becuase it's free, it dosent mean that Google don't earn money from it :)
SO PEOPLE PLEASE STOP BEING WIERD !
Peogyllix 2 years ago
Google shut the fuck up for 1 time and stop seeying us information fuck u Gooser
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nirvanak2 2 years ago
What a good way to get in to my personal/private life.
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nataliejewel 2 years ago
google is forcing you? please
hprof1 2 years ago 3
oh, god you guys are dumb. they make money from advertising, just like every other free internet site or service. dont be so ignorant, they're obviously not trying to collect data. its for money, simple as that.
RyanMan767 2 years ago 3
all not is for money.
hprof1 2 years ago
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vinehanger 2 years ago
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FFFFFF uck you google... ffff uck you!
locotron66 2 years ago
i looooove them
viggxx 2 years ago
looser
hprof1 2 years ago
who the f uck are you?? Google defender?
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hprof1 2 years ago
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RealKengeki 2 years ago
lets think about WHY google is giving another tool for free! maybe this is just another way for them, to collect data about everyone for free!
lets think about WHY google is giving another tool for free! maybe this is just another way for them, to collect data about everyone for free!
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ShadesAndSandals 2 years ago
Good JOB Gooooooooooooooooogle :)