Oh, Kaizo, I'm definately not looking forward to playing you. But since I'm doing ROM hacks on my channel now, there's pretty much no way to avoid it...
So THIS is what pure emotion sounds like. It's as if the level knows exactly what to do to make your hate your life, juuuust when you think you're in the clear.
I heard that what the fuck moment on some weird montage thingie where chuggaa finds a phanpy in ep 2 of crystal then 2 hours later he finds another one and maker made that momebt the second WHAAAAAT!!!! moment
no worries, on the NES emulator he has the rewind option is customizable to where he can change how many rewind "save states" he has and how far each rewind can take him back.
the reason i assume this is because i assume i use the same emulator.
I'm not an avid Romhack watcher so I don't understand TAS fully but how can you run out of rewinds? I assumed you just hit a rewind button... right? Sorry for being noob.
"...and the phone's ringing!" Still hilarious over four years later. While I support your choice to move away from ROM hacks, I will always love the old videos.
Jon, your suffering is taking the edge off of the rollercoaster day I've had. I feel like I should thank your agony for giving me respite from reality.
@CriminalIntent89 you know what bitch fuck you its not like you actually did something thats never been done alot of people have beaten kaizo and cool for you you did 2 but it doesn't matter to me or to anyone else you fucking prick enjoy the video and stop getting into fucking stupid shit over the internet because its lazy as shit little fucking piece of shit
sucks for him:/ fucking japanese people are mean...they give romhacks to a fucking king...of course hes gonna do it!!!...and fail and fail and fail hahah
@dandeadly3 Well, with sound is worse, there is a vacation ad right now with a part with a little girl (sounding like a mutant chipmunk) saying Vacation, then i feel like a seamermaid... TERIBLE!
This video hurt my insides and made me cry from the awesomeness! (On a side note, I think this video has the same effect on your brain as a night of binge drinking and chain smoking weed.... I should watch this drunk and fucking stoned off my ass.
LOL, one of the related videos is "Top 10 Worst Video Games From 1995-2011". This is what your known for screaming, poorly made games, and all-around failure. This is the Jon we love.
press 2 repeatatly
xilion1509 2 days ago
whaaaaa?!
SSBFWU 3 days ago
6:07 fuck you yoshiiiiii that didnt work
SuperTerrariamaster 4 days ago
Thats why we have lunar magic
ZEPICPAWNZER421 4 days ago
Move faster pokey
MrVeswer 5 days ago
Oh, Kaizo, I'm definately not looking forward to playing you. But since I'm doing ROM hacks on my channel now, there's pretty much no way to avoid it...
tigertenaka 5 days ago
@tigertenaka America, i present to you the modern day equivalent of video advertising.
HedgehogGamers 3 days ago
@HedgehogGamers Wow, that wasn't even meant to sound that way, but it does. I need to word my comments more carefully >.<
tigertenaka 3 days ago
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck." "Fucking hell."
TheHardcoreLegend72 6 days ago
Its always funny to listen a guy scream like a girl >.<
KAWAII!!!!
DorixD 1 week ago
who knew at 7:30 to 7:34 that there was a pit?
FinalMadnessGod 1 week ago
Oh my god... I first watched this when I was 16... I'm 21 now.
Jeez, this thing's old... It doesn't have enough views!
lazrpo 1 week ago
-Kaizo world on the phone at the end-
u mad jon?
Darkiller617 1 week ago
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Darkiller617 1 week ago
Your voice is very nice!
ToothpickMcBrainy 1 week ago
6:21 - Yoshi: That's right. C'mon down bitch.
StevieTheAussie 1 week ago
593 people didnt like to see jon die
kshyguy4321 1 week ago
i feel bad for the guy, but when i fist saw that i laughed so hard..........
GamerAdrian75 1 week ago
...I just realized chugga used that intro in a pikmin video
he did it wrong, john is the better original :D
Zeuqe400 2 weeks ago
Kaizo means Fuck you in Japanese
kingk1132 2 weeks ago
30. Second. Ad. WTF. Has. Youtube. Become. And. No. Skipping. Damn. You. All.
JoshuaCrottsStudio 2 weeks ago 4
AND THE PHONE'S RINGING
THENAMEISQUICKMAN 2 weeks ago
That was the easiest of all those stages! LMFAOOO
4thDimensionGemini 2 weeks ago
@4thDimensionGemini no, I think the red switch is the easiest kaizo stage. it is the only one I could do without savestates or rewinds
kaizoisevil 2 weeks ago
most epic episode ,,*inhale*.. EVAH!
lvl7Zubat 2 weeks ago
c'est quoi ce niveau de ouf
nereid2012 2 weeks ago
1:46 xddddddddddd
nereid2012 2 weeks ago
So THIS is what pure emotion sounds like. It's as if the level knows exactly what to do to make your hate your life, juuuust when you think you're in the clear.
kenshinpotatoe 2 weeks ago
fuck! 1:48
mtprice1972 2 weeks ago
This is 5 Years of this video and I like his gags
TinBoy752 2 weeks ago
@TinBoy752 It never gets old right? Pure gold, this one.
nevroth 2 weeks ago
Suffering
Jon has it xD...
realgod1002 3 weeks ago
OUCH! mario gets hit in the crotch...I guess bowser heard my catch phrase...
damonkatumaru 3 weeks ago
INVISIBLE BLOCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
bahamut416 3 weeks ago
what happend to the other levels? I know I saw one of him in a castle, and thats what made me sub
SuperGameFan77 3 weeks ago
Fuck this is so funny
lllllllllllllo100 3 weeks ago
They say that kaizo mario romhacks is a more effective torture technique than waterboarding :P
PlayingGilly 3 weeks ago
2:16, We love you too Jon
TheAppleMan100 3 weeks ago
a you cry! xD
TheStarBlades 3 weeks ago
Kaizo is what made Jon the biggest LPer of his time, and 2nd most currently.
Aaahhh, I still remember the days before he even did Enigmatic Mario.
JeffreyGrueneberg 3 weeks ago
@JeffreyGrueneberg whos the number 1 lper? chugga??
OpenTv1998 3 weeks ago
@OpenTv1998 Yes. Not by my personal taste, but by total views/subscribers/upload frequency.
Jon all the way for me.
JeffreyGrueneberg 2 weeks ago
@JeffreyGrueneberg same. i think Chugga appears to more of the younger crowd which i dont mind. I just enjoy jon more.
OpenTv1998 2 weeks ago
@OpenTv1998 Really? Currenlty I'm 13, first watched him when I was 8... Maybe I am special. :o
JeffreyGrueneberg 1 week ago
fuck you yoshi!
Maverickhunterxking 3 weeks ago
:motherofsatan:
danballe 3 weeks ago in playlist Games
Just wait a few
SilxBlaze 3 weeks ago
Baseball to the nuts at 0:53
SilxBlaze 3 weeks ago
If you want to die from laughter even more turn on the captions and transcribe the audio. XD
maychanx31 3 weeks ago
nazis made this game
bodomheadbanger19 3 weeks ago
6.22=WIN
Lanlobby10 3 weeks ago
move faster pokey!!!!!!!!
luariosto 4 weeks ago
jajajjaja nice nice!!! jajaja "what a fuuck!! jajajaja!!! just cool!!!!! chingon!!!
666ivandeath 4 weeks ago
3:20- 3:35 LAMO!!!!!
TheDragonfan96 1 month ago
3:25 - 3:40 this is the most obnoxious shit ive ever heard ever
kidax123 1 month ago
your videos bring out the schadenfreud in me
ClockworkSorceror 1 month ago
3:31 close you eyes
pokemon8849 1 month ago 24
7:30 - 8:15
U mad, player?
IAmTheStig320 1 month ago
imagine if smw main theme was actual doo doo doodoo- doo doo doodoo
TheDeathnotejunkie 1 month ago
5:36 your stored item is the [?] block
eugenexlin 1 month ago 4
This is complete retsupurae...
mbonnar 1 month ago
I heard that what the fuck moment on some weird montage thingie where chuggaa finds a phanpy in ep 2 of crystal then 2 hours later he finds another one and maker made that momebt the second WHAAAAAT!!!! moment
omegaipodmaniac 1 month ago
@6ftphotographer
no worries, on the NES emulator he has the rewind option is customizable to where he can change how many rewind "save states" he has and how far each rewind can take him back.
the reason i assume this is because i assume i use the same emulator.
i'm sorry if i am not clear in explaining this.
GodzillaETR0393 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
I'm not an avid Romhack watcher so I don't understand TAS fully but how can you run out of rewinds? I assumed you just hit a rewind button... right? Sorry for being noob.
6ftphotographer 1 month ago
The true origon of move faster pokey :D
hgnbfc2 1 month ago 86
@hgnbfc2 and the inspiration for me to make the pokeys move faster in my hack.
kaizoisevil 2 weeks ago
I need a face cam
cyrosync 1 month ago
oooooooh god, i needed this today.
guess i won't have to build that masochist room in my house!
XD
Bloodyidit 1 month ago
epiccccccccc FAIL!!!!!! XD
AllenWalkerInnocence 1 month ago
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mikemelvyn1634 1 month ago
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mikemelvyn1634 1 month ago
First encounter with a kaizo trap. xD
killerkerara 1 month ago
OwO cool hack
mariofangm 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
(This comment was self-censored by mock idiocy in the form of sarcasm to protest SOPA and PIPA)
thomas0comer 1 month ago
he died 135 times.....record?
Dingogamer44 1 month ago
1:43 censor this, congress.
xanderlane 1 month ago
where are the other videos?
hellstoocold 1 month ago
6:20
Fuck you YoshIAAAAAAAAAAUWWWWW
rkyeun 1 month ago
@IgetHIwithTowlie he actually had a lot of views before chugga, I actualy knew protonjon before any other LP'r, he was famous for mario lp's.
rebelian7 1 month ago 2
I love how this video got so many more views thanks to chugga during some runaway guys videos
IgetHIwithTowlie 1 month ago
lolololol
soldatsolidsquall 1 month ago
DAMN, that level just fucking defines troll
MrAnimenerd93 1 month ago
I can't stop laughing at this haha
babidollful 1 month ago
Move faster Pokey!
DarthRevan916 1 month ago
7:38 OMFG I LMFAO I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING THATWAS SO FUNNY BUT UNFORTUNATE
pieguy38 1 month ago
"...and the phone's ringing!" Still hilarious over four years later. While I support your choice to move away from ROM hacks, I will always love the old videos.
KingOfKatamari 1 month ago
The Rage found in this video is the only reason Jon is so calm during battletoads.
Azirth 1 month ago 144
jon said why did i agree to do this why. the submerged castle. chugga is uncreative
back1879 1 month ago
@raresunnyd Watch ur language young man. I agree with u but u don't see my typing 300 swear words a minute.
ZombieSpy98 1 month ago
@ZombieSpy98 Watch *your language... I agree with *you... Seriously.. Kids these days.
Chubz4Chumbo 1 month ago
I wonder if P. Jon hates invisible coin blocks more than kaizo traps
ZombieSpy98 1 month ago
dang, u really sucks men!!!!!
Polli1123 1 month ago
@Polli1123 Oh yeah? Can you do better?
AZWification 1 month ago
I love it when he says, "There's not enough time!"
Then Mario stares at the Amazin' Flyin' Hammer Bro and he goes, "How am I not getting hit?"
hilarious, ProtonJon.
athroughz0t9 1 month ago
In Japan, this is probably considered Very Easy mode, lol.
F4fullpower 1 month ago
Why is another person's anguish so funny?
legion999 1 month ago 2
@legion999 It's called "schadenfreude."
outtagoodnamesdangit 1 month ago
6:23 Orgasm
AndresHz91 1 month ago
@ 7:38, IT'S A TRAP!!
01mrbilly11 1 month ago 2
How did I get here from My Little Pony?
Losaru 1 month ago
7:50 KKKKKKKKKK I cried here kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
hylalp 1 month ago
3:15 for MOVE FASTER POKEY!!
ProneFuzzball 1 month ago
JESUS FUCKING FUCK SON youve got a satins impatiance and a sailors mouth!!!
LegoGuy12994 1 month ago
3:51 fuemadre tan malo
Espejero 1 month ago
fuemadre tan malo
Espejero 1 month ago
*standing for 1minute* WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF?...Maybe I imagined that ^_^...*trys again and dies*.... OH FU-U-U-U-UCKKKK I DIDN'T IMAGINE THAT
Ahahahaha, made my day :)
MsRUNesCAPEfun 1 month ago in playlist Citi lietotāja ProtonJonSA videoklipi
Nice pitch range, bro.
asianboywonder2312 1 month ago
Right now I am dying inside from laughter because it's midnight and I can't wake my grandparents.
God, help me. TT TT
YuTe3712 1 month ago
greetings from tvtropes. com
j4ff4c3ks1 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this guy sucks
Dylman2000 1 month ago
learn playing
TheSodingen627 1 month ago
jon forgot to put "move faster pokey" in the tags
neonspartan88 1 month ago
me watching the vid...*chews on cornflakes* i freakin love cornflakes
MrMetallurgic 1 month ago
lolclusterfbomb XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ShinryuuP 1 month ago
Uh what?!? Maybe I imagined that. *dies* WHAT!?
VideogameninjaYT 1 month ago
Best Video Ever.
jarrow999 1 month ago
Jon, your suffering is taking the edge off of the rollercoaster day I've had. I feel like I should thank your agony for giving me respite from reality.
crazycappie 1 month ago 15
rip headphone users
hibber123 2 months ago
This here... is quite possibly... the funniest video... on all of YouTube. Period.
TheDragonsTV 2 months ago
"fuck" "faster pokey" was funny parts
carlostaekwon 2 months ago
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carlostaekwon 2 months ago
I beat it within like 2 weeks if u know when to save state and load and rewind it isn't all that bad and this was the easiest level 4 me
raresunnyd 2 months ago
@raresunnyd lets see a video of it. ohh you dont have one lying sakc of shit btw i beat this without savestates check the vid on my channel
CriminalIntent89 1 month ago
@CriminalIntent89 you know what bitch fuck you its not like you actually did something thats never been done alot of people have beaten kaizo and cool for you you did 2 but it doesn't matter to me or to anyone else you fucking prick enjoy the video and stop getting into fucking stupid shit over the internet because its lazy as shit little fucking piece of shit
raresunnyd 1 month ago
@CriminalIntent89 A lot of people have done that and your acting like you beat a world record or something -.-
TreeckoANDGrovyle 1 month ago
to people who ca beat this game your amazing i can't get beat the first bit with bullet bills
AshelehsA 2 months ago
3:27-3:42 thats wat she said
anthonyreviews64 2 months ago
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insanityXx3 2 months ago
Nintendo logic. A FOOTBALL man throws BASEBALLS. WTH??
ManTheBoogey 2 months ago 3
sucks for him:/ fucking japanese people are mean...they give romhacks to a fucking king...of course hes gonna do it!!!...and fail and fail and fail hahah
Locoloriley 2 months ago
Who'd KNow That That ONE SAYING (MOVE FASTER POKEY) Would Become Such an Internet Phenominom!
regulardude45 2 months ago
hey dude,please tell me,how do you do that at 1:54,if u stuck how do you come at begin,bad english
MrTaWsiTi 2 months ago
@MrTaWsiTi Using an emulator, you can set up a key to "rewind", which basically rewinds about 3 or so seconds back to the past.
Alcest9870 2 months ago
Oh fu-u-u-u-uck I didn't imagine that!
adamhunter1223 2 months ago
3:51
That what she says
MrROBINKONG 2 months ago
Don't you hate adverts with no sound. BORING!
dandeadly3 2 months ago 50
@dandeadly3
I hate ads in general.
Digichap9 2 months ago
@dandeadly3 what's an advert
copperIoxide 1 month ago
@copperIoxide English speak for commercial.
dandeadly3 1 month ago
@dandeadly3 dude use abp
no advertisements at all man
copperIoxide 1 month ago
@copperIoxide I like adverts. But not boring silent ones.
dandeadly3 1 month ago
@dandeadly3 Well, with sound is worse, there is a vacation ad right now with a part with a little girl (sounding like a mutant chipmunk) saying Vacation, then i feel like a seamermaid... TERIBLE!
luckjes112 1 month ago
@luckjes112 I'll make a point to not see that one.
dandeadly3 1 month ago
@dandeadly3 Don't worry, it's a dutch commercial!
luckjes112 1 month ago
@luckjes112 Phew!
dandeadly3 1 month ago
@dandeadly3 Lucky you...
luckjes112 1 month ago
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haamu123 2 months ago
This video hurt my insides and made me cry from the awesomeness! (On a side note, I think this video has the same effect on your brain as a night of binge drinking and chain smoking weed.... I should watch this drunk and fucking stoned off my ass.
vipertxt 2 months ago
This video hurt my soul.
TrAntidote 2 months ago
3:50 - 3:53
In Soviet Russia, Chuck jumps on Mario.
CpnGame 2 months ago 4
LOL, one of the related videos is "Top 10 Worst Video Games From 1995-2011". This is what your known for screaming, poorly made games, and all-around failure. This is the Jon we love.
JStarStorm 2 months ago
6:07 CHUGGAA refrence
sonicprop97 2 months ago
@sonicprop97 Strike that, reverse it.
Sabohaque 2 months ago
@sonicprop97 this was upload before that lp of sunshine
back1879 1 month ago
i guess that's why hes called "pokey" hey?
metalmario1231 2 months ago
i really like the videos you make especially these Mario lets plays and the Kirby super star lets plays
metalmario1231 2 months ago
How do you do the rewind?
supgiggabots 2 months ago
@ProtonJonSA I wanna know if you are actually happy or not of how many views your nightmare has :/
OmegaDude889 2 months ago
It's the let's play curse srry John
gibson08621 2 months ago
I referenced this video, and my girlfriend got the reference. I've got myself a keeper!
Azimuth95 2 months ago 94
@Azimuth95
Now see if she'll eat the mushroom.
CpnGame 2 months ago
@Azimuth95 I'm jelly xD lol you DEFIANTLY got a keeper!
SuperJayGames 1 month ago
jon i hate you ur a d***head
1995dez 2 months ago
@1995dez You don't need to censor your swearing, this is the internet; I don't think your Mum is going to read your posts.
MarcBrightside 2 months ago
@MarcBrightside She won't read the posts because she's too busy being fucked. By Protonjon.
TheBrianJ 2 months ago
haha "oh wow I'm doing ok this time *dies*"
100bulbasaurs 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
wtf are those red blue yellow and green things? am i high?
beanielandschool 2 months ago
wtf are those red blue yellow and green things?
beanielandschool 2 months ago
@beanielandschool At the top of the special stage hub? The SNES logo.
KennyWolf360 2 months ago
Jump, jump!
*Charging Chucks lands on Mario*
No, not on me.
LMAO
StarFighters76 2 months ago
turn on transcribe audio.
CrankDatRrated1 2 months ago in playlist My Top Videos
7:44 is the greatest reaction to a video game I have ever seen.
SaiyanShamanShinobi 2 months ago
That final invisible block.......trolled the fuck outta you XD
master2738 2 months ago
"Aw, no, I don't have to do THAT, do I? There's not enough time for THAT!"
Oh dear, to hear that without context...
LordofBays 2 months ago
I wonder if Emile ever watched this. I wish I could see his reaction. Laugh so hard it would break the barrier between space and time.
chinkneesftw 2 months ago