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  • press 2 repeatatly

  • whaaaaa?!

  • 6:07 fuck you yoshiiiiii that didnt work

  • Thats why we have lunar magic

  • Move faster pokey

  • Oh, Kaizo, I'm definately not looking forward to playing you. But since I'm doing ROM hacks on my channel now, there's pretty much no way to avoid it...

  • @tigertenaka America, i present to you the modern day equivalent of video advertising.

  • @HedgehogGamers Wow, that wasn't even meant to sound that way, but it does. I need to word my comments more carefully >.<

  • "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck." "Fucking hell."

  • Its always funny to listen a guy scream like a girl >.<

    KAWAII!!!!

  • who knew at 7:30 to 7:34 that there was a pit?

  • Oh my god... I first watched this when I was 16... I'm 21 now.

    Jeez, this thing's old... It doesn't have enough views!

  • -Kaizo world on the phone at the end-

    u mad jon?

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  • Your voice is very nice!

  • 6:21 - Yoshi: That's right. C'mon down bitch.

  • 593 people didnt like to see jon die

  • i feel bad for the guy, but when i fist saw that i laughed so hard..........

  • ...I just realized chugga used that intro in a pikmin video

    he did it wrong, john is the better original :D

  • Kaizo means Fuck you in Japanese

  • 30. Second. Ad. WTF. Has. Youtube. Become. And. No. Skipping. Damn. You. All.

  • AND THE PHONE'S RINGING

  • That was the easiest of all those stages! LMFAOOO

  • @4thDimensionGemini no, I think the red switch is the easiest kaizo stage. it is the only one I could do without savestates or rewinds

  • most epic episode ,,*inhale*.. EVAH!

  • c'est quoi ce niveau de ouf

  • 1:46 xddddddddddd

  • So THIS is what pure emotion sounds like. It's as if the level knows exactly what to do to make your hate your life, juuuust when you think you're in the clear.

  • fuck! 1:48

  • This is 5 Years of this video and I like his gags

  • @TinBoy752 It never gets old right? Pure gold, this one.

  • Suffering

    Jon has it xD...

  • OUCH! mario gets hit in the crotch...I guess bowser heard my catch phrase...

  • INVISIBLE BLOCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­H

  • what happend to the other levels? I know I saw one of him in a castle, and thats what made me sub

  • Fuck this is so funny

    

  • They say that kaizo mario romhacks is a more effective torture technique than waterboarding :P

  • 2:16, We love you too Jon

  • a you cry! xD

  • Kaizo is what made Jon the biggest LPer of his time, and 2nd most currently.

    Aaahhh, I still remember the days before he even did Enigmatic Mario.

  • @JeffreyGrueneberg whos the number 1 lper? chugga??

  • @OpenTv1998 Yes. Not by my personal taste, but by total views/subscribers/upload frequency.

    Jon all the way for me.

  • @JeffreyGrueneberg same. i think Chugga appears to more of the younger crowd which i dont mind. I just enjoy jon more.

  • @OpenTv1998 Really? Currenlty I'm 13, first watched him when I was 8... Maybe I am special. :o

  • fuck you yoshi!

  • :motherofsatan:

  • Just wait a few

  • Baseball to the nuts at 0:53

  • If you want to die from laughter even more turn on the captions and transcribe the audio. XD

  • nazis made this game

  • 6.22=WIN

  • move faster pokey!!!!!!!!

  • jajajjaja nice nice!!! jajaja "what a fuuck!! jajajaja!!! just cool!!!!! chingon!!!

  • 3:20- 3:35 LAMO!!!!!

  • 3:25 - 3:40 this is the most obnoxious shit ive ever heard ever

  • your videos bring out the schadenfreud in me

  • 3:31 close you eyes

  • 7:30 - 8:15

    U mad, player?

  • imagine if smw main theme was actual doo doo doodoo- doo doo doodoo

  • 5:36 your stored item is the [?] block

  • This is complete retsupurae...

  • I heard that what the fuck moment on some weird montage thingie where chuggaa finds a phanpy in ep 2 of crystal then 2 hours later he finds another one and maker made that momebt the second WHAAAAAT!!!! moment

  • @6ftphotographer

    no worries, on the NES emulator he has the rewind option is customizable to where he can change how many rewind "save states" he has and how far each rewind can take him back.

    the reason i assume this is because i assume i use the same emulator.

    i'm sorry if i am not clear in explaining this.

  • I'm not an avid Romhack watcher so I don't understand TAS fully but how can you run out of rewinds? I assumed you just hit a rewind button... right? Sorry for being noob.

  • The true origon of move faster pokey :D

  • @hgnbfc2 and the inspiration for me to make the pokeys move faster in my hack.

  • I need a face cam

  • oooooooh god, i needed this today.

    guess i won't have to build that masochist room in my house!

    XD

  • epiccccccccc FAIL!!!!!! XD

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  • First encounter with a kaizo trap. xD

  • OwO cool hack

  • he died 135 times.....record?

  • 1:43 censor this, congress.

  • where are the other videos?

  • 6:20

    Fuck you YoshIAAAAAAAAAAUWWWWW

  • @IgetHIwithTowlie he actually had a lot of views before chugga, I actualy knew protonjon before any other LP'r, he was famous for mario lp's.

  • I love how this video got so many more views thanks to chugga during some runaway guys videos

  • lolololol

  • DAMN, that level just fucking defines troll

  • I can't stop laughing at this haha

  • Move faster Pokey!

  • 7:38 OMFG I LMFAO I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING THATWAS SO FUNNY BUT UNFORTUNATE

  • "...and the phone's ringing!" Still hilarious over four years later. While I support your choice to move away from ROM hacks, I will always love the old videos.

  • The Rage found in this video is the only reason Jon is so calm during battletoads.

  • jon said why did i agree to do this why. the submerged castle. chugga is uncreative

  • @raresunnyd Watch ur language young man. I agree with u but u don't see my typing 300 swear words a minute.

  • @ZombieSpy98 Watch *your language... I agree with *you... Seriously.. Kids these days.

  • I wonder if P. Jon hates invisible coin blocks more than kaizo traps

  • dang, u really sucks men!!!!!

  • @Polli1123 Oh yeah? Can you do better?

  • I love it when he says, "There's not enough time!"

    Then Mario stares at the Amazin' Flyin' Hammer Bro and he goes, "How am I not getting hit?"

    hilarious, ProtonJon.

  • In Japan, this is probably considered Very Easy mode, lol.

  • Why is another person's anguish so funny?

  • @legion999 It's called "schadenfreude."

  • 6:23 Orgasm

  • @ 7:38, IT'S A TRAP!!

  • How did I get here from My Little Pony?

  • 7:50 KKKKKKKKKK I cried here kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • 3:15 for MOVE FASTER POKEY!!

  • JESUS FUCKING FUCK SON youve got a satins impatiance and a sailors mouth!!!

  • 3:51 fuemadre tan malo

    

  • fuemadre tan malo

  • *standing for 1minute* WTF? WTF? WTF? WTF?...Maybe I imagined that ^_^...*trys again and dies*.... OH FU-U-U-U-UCKKKK I DIDN'T IMAGINE THAT

    Ahahahaha, made my day :)

  • Nice pitch range, bro.

  • Right now I am dying inside from laughter because it's midnight and I can't wake my grandparents.

    God, help me. TT TT

  • greetings from tvtropes. com

  • learn playing

  • jon forgot to put "move faster pokey" in the tags

  • me watching the vid...*chews on cornflakes* i freakin love cornflakes

  • lolclusterfbomb XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Uh what?!? Maybe I imagined that. *dies* WHAT!?

  • Best Video Ever.

  • Jon, your suffering is taking the edge off of the rollercoaster day I've had. I feel like I should thank your agony for giving me respite from reality.

  • rip headphone users

  • This here... is quite possibly... the funniest video... on all of YouTube. Period.

  • "fuck" "faster pokey" was funny parts

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  • I beat it within like 2 weeks if u know when to save state and load and rewind it isn't all that bad and this was the easiest level 4 me

  • @raresunnyd lets see a video of it. ohh you dont have one lying sakc of shit btw i beat this without savestates check the vid on my channel

  • @CriminalIntent89 you know what bitch fuck you its not like you actually did something thats never been done alot of people have beaten kaizo and cool for you you did 2 but it doesn't matter to me or to anyone else you fucking prick enjoy the video and stop getting into fucking stupid shit over the internet because its lazy as shit little fucking piece of shit

  • @CriminalIntent89 A lot of people have done that and your acting like you beat a world record or something -.-

  • to people who ca beat this game your amazing i can't get beat the first bit with bullet bills

  • 3:27-3:42 thats wat she said

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  • Nintendo logic. A FOOTBALL man throws BASEBALLS. WTH??

  • sucks for him:/ fucking japanese people are mean...they give romhacks to a fucking king...of course hes gonna do it!!!...and fail and fail and fail hahah

  • Who'd KNow That That ONE SAYING (MOVE FASTER POKEY) Would Become Such an Internet Phenominom!

  • hey dude,please tell me,how do you do that at 1:54,if u stuck how do you come at begin,bad english

  • @MrTaWsiTi Using an emulator, you can set up a key to "rewind", which basically rewinds about 3 or so seconds back to the past.

  • Oh fu-u-u-u-uck I didn't imagine that!

  • 3:51

    That what she says

  • Don't you hate adverts with no sound. BORING!

  • @dandeadly3

    I hate ads in general.

  • @dandeadly3 what's an advert

  • @copperIoxide English speak for commercial.

  • @dandeadly3 dude use abp

    no advertisements at all man

  • @copperIoxide I like adverts. But not boring silent ones.

  • @dandeadly3 Well, with sound is worse, there is a vacation ad right now with a part with a little girl (sounding like a mutant chipmunk) saying Vacation, then i feel like a seamermaid... TERIBLE!

  • @luckjes112 I'll make a point to not see that one.

  • @dandeadly3 Don't worry, it's a dutch commercial!

  • @luckjes112 Phew!

  • @dandeadly3 Lucky you...

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  • This video hurt my insides and made me cry from the awesomeness! (On a side note, I think this video has the same effect on your brain as a night of binge drinking and chain smoking weed.... I should watch this drunk and fucking stoned off my ass.

  • This video hurt my soul.

  • 3:50 - 3:53

    In Soviet Russia, Chuck jumps on Mario.

  • LOL, one of the related videos is "Top 10 Worst Video Games From 1995-2011". This is what your known for screaming, poorly made games, and all-around failure. This is the Jon we love.

  • 6:07 CHUGGAA refrence

  • @sonicprop97 Strike that, reverse it.

  • @sonicprop97 this was upload before that lp of sunshine

  • i guess that's why hes called "pokey" hey?

  • i really like the videos you make especially these Mario lets plays and the Kirby super star lets plays

  • How do you do the rewind?

  • @ProtonJonSA I wanna know if you are actually happy or not of how many views your nightmare has :/

  • It's the let's play curse srry John

  • I referenced this video, and my girlfriend got the reference. I've got myself a keeper!

  • @Azimuth95

    Now see if she'll eat the mushroom.

  • @Azimuth95 I'm jelly xD lol you DEFIANTLY got a keeper!

  • jon i hate you ur a d***head

  • @1995dez You don't need to censor your swearing, this is the internet; I don't think your Mum is going to read your posts.

  • @MarcBrightside She won't read the posts because she's too busy being fucked. By Protonjon.

  • haha "oh wow I'm doing ok this time *dies*"

  • wtf are those red blue yellow and green things?

  • @beanielandschool At the top of the special stage hub? The SNES logo.

  • Jump, jump!

    *Charging Chucks lands on Mario*

    No, not on me.

    LMAO

  • turn on transcribe audio.

  • 7:44 is the greatest reaction to a video game I have ever seen.

  • That final invisible block.......trolled the fuck outta you XD

  • "Aw, no, I don't have to do THAT, do I? There's not enough time for THAT!"

    Oh dear, to hear that without context...

  • I wonder if Emile ever watched this. I wish I could see his reaction. Laugh so hard it would break the barrier between space and time.