Conscription - Jack Dee Live at the Apollo - BBC stand up comedy

[bencutler1066]

random screaming at 1:01

[RLHish]

nah, they're all on "COD" or "MW3" all the time so we should be fine XD

[Anonignorantyank]

Thank God for British Humor. I really can't stand the crap I have to put up with in the US. Thank God for the BBC programs.

Cheers,

A "Yank."

[Halldisa]

Women can bleed for a week, they just get more aggressive! lol

[ILoveYourMumAndChips]

Anyone else thinking that this is a stand up comedy video? More importantly that if you want to argue the specifics of war, go do it elsewhere, preferably on a relevant message board of forum where normal people don't have to sift through the drivel to get to the comments they want to read.

[buffaloface1]

im only 16 so ive got time before i get offended

[JackaWilko]

Is it just me or does the guy at 2:32 look like the Prime Minister from Little Britain?

[chestercheese1112]

The BBC need to change the video description for this...saying he "discusses" the topic is quite loosely phrased..

[Crescentclawe]

To the leeeft. FLIP FLOP!

[Torquemadia]

I think that we should bring back conscription.

For old people and daily mail readers, after all they are the ones who want it!

Would probably alleviate the pensions crisis as well.

[tjbayliss]

@Torquemadia Nobody should be forced to join the army to go and fight for the oil companies.

Soldiers are brave, and deserve credit - but they shouldn't even be involved in the wars in the first place.

They choose to take the risk - if they die - that's hardly surprising.

[whowantsabighug]

@tjbayliss Nah, people who chose to do Photography A-level should be conscripted, they're a lost cause anyway.

[The1stPoster]

@tjbayliss No. What's hardly surprising is that they'd rather fight a war than spend their lives working alongside you cockroaches. They're the smart ones. Obligatory conscription is only on-hold so long as people freely choose to join, if they didn't it would be cowards like your self that would join.

As far as our government is concerned, there are 30 million 15-49 year old male and females 'Available' for service were WW3 to break out tomorrow, that means you.

Remember that.

[tjbayliss]

@The1stPoster There isn't going to be a World War 3.

No country would ever even attempt anything on that magnitude ever again.

America like to keep trying to manufacture a new enemy but fail every time.

World War 1 and 2 were one offs.

No, I would never join any type of armed force, unless it was during a civil war and there was actually a good reason to.

[BelittleYou]

@tjbayliss "World War 1 and 2 were one offs." - Irony.

[tjbayliss]

@BelittleYou That kind of warfare is dead. Forever.

You will never see another "World War" similar to WW1 and 2.

Especially not one involving so much of the nations manpower, where women run industry in their absence.

Since the invention of the Atom Bomb, warfare has become psychological.

Bullshit your enemy more than they bullshit you. Basically.

Now there's less emphasis on armies, and more emphasis on electronic warfare.

[tcb76]

his book is real funny.

[frozenApocalypse]

2:32 that guy looks like Anthony Stewart Head

[Landofconfusion2008]

@frozenApocalypse That's because he is Anthony Head.

[skillzdatkillz900]

khaki's my colour you bitch POW

[BryanAJParry]

"sarge, I've got a nut allergy. I don't think I can go"

LOL!!!!!

[Endleswalts]

WTF is wrong with the vid O_O

[uzbeckgoatman]

Mann1979HH THE the population of the UK there all Asians now ,,,arnt they ,,well they were when i was in London a couple of moths ago...its like Dehli now in the UK

[bond995]

i  agree

[Scoutrussp7]

Lol conscription is still working exellent for russian youth

because if you will avoid it, comrade comissar and 2 policemen will come to your house and put you in a prison for 7 years! lol

[wellardme]

That's because the Russian army is dire and new recruits regularly suffer extreme abuse where suicide is high. I hear it often on the news here... in Russia ;)

[Scoutrussp7]

Yes, each year in russian army commit suicide around 400 people.

But why in US army without any conscription each year commit suicide 200 people too?

[pterobsven]

@Scoutrussp7 How many Russian soldiers are currently deployed in combat operations compared to American soldiers?

[reafdaw01]

@Scoutrussp7 Yes and the rest in russia get the shit kicked out of them by their comrades.



[Nathanb123x]

lmao what a legend

[24488GUARDSMAN]

jack thats if they can speak English,but you wouldnt say that would you,but it was funny

[Mann1979HH]

@24488....

If who could speak English?

[MrSoreto]

I'm digging the Victorian mutton chops!

[qwertychips]

yeah me

[stupidintellect90]

did anyone here that woman scream after jack said' to the left... flip flop!

i'm still giggling.

[TheWoWRevelation]

@stupidintellect90 yh lol

[jcrezonna]

@stupidintellect90 I was sat at my computer just now, drinking coffee when he said said' to the left... flip flop!'. Bad idea. Has anyone every actually inhaled coffee? I do not recommend it. I couldn't catch me breath for about two minutes. Note to self: do not drink coffee while watching Jack Dee.

[stupidintellect90]

@jcrezonna Ha...also never watch Jack with a full bladder, not talking from personal experience of course ;)

[TheAqui1a]

@stupidintellect90 Did anyone hear her? How could you ignore it?

[dabuizel]

serg i got a nut allergy i dont think i can go! legend!

[theonlytnargmatt]

to left

flip flop!!!

[Eternal8Phoenix]

"Look who thought she'd fit into a size twelve chemical warfare suit. And yes your arse does look bloody fat in it"

lol

[TenDisks]

khaki's MY colour you bitch.

[soldierside365]

''trying to concentrate on the war''

lol

[armynutter53]

to the left! flip flop! lol

[andyblackforscotland]

"I told you you to bring more ammo but did you listen no because your always right." lol Jack!!!

[Leah24392]

what? Why is there a flippin advert at the start?

[DirkSchooner]

not in the uk there isn't

[skillzdatkillz900]

american comedy consists of talking animals n shit like that

[HeffoSaysBiteMeHaHa]

omfg he is DEADLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jasongreenwooduk1]

dont be a cock

[aditrublue26]

partial comment .. thats it ... I LOVE BRIT COMEDY .. EVEN AMERICAN .... u telling me robin williams sucks too... admire all stand up comics dude ... all god one ... this guy i must say is good along with Lee evans .... better than good!!

[fredfredburger1994]

american comedy sucks, its all toilet jokes and slapstick, more sarcastic witty british comedians like jack dee is what we need :P

[TAKECOVER222]

just depends where you look

[Protean213]

Have you ever met an Englishman with an inferiority complex? He thinks hes just the same as everybody else... - Paul Merton

[RJMproductionz]

rich hall is the best yank comic

[etocadet]

we give the likes of rich hall a chance lol i mean if he appears on the apollo hee must be good and he was

[pandack01]

one of my favs, i also like lee evans

[MrCommentz]

Michael McIntyre, Jack Dee and Jimmy Carr are theeee best UK comedians ever!!

[Childrenofbodom7]

love them all!

but it's gotta be Sean Lock, Lee Mack and Jason Manford.

[MrCommentz]

Yeh they're on the same level.

[willmatic93]

Jimmy Carr is Irish

[MrCommentz]

Does it matter? Ireland is basically part of the UK. I know officially it isn't but it might as well be.

[Vault101Reject]

Mcintyre sucks and Jimmy Carr thinks he is funnier than he actually is.

[MrCommentz]

ARE YOU MAD??!!!!!

McIntyre is one of the funniest comedians ever - and so is Jimmy Carr!!!!!

And Jimmy Carr doesn't think he's funnier then he is. He thinks he's funny, yeh, but thats cos he is!!!

[jtjcp88]

oh my god funny fucker hahaha

[Bollthorn]

...and yes, your arse DOES look fat in it!

Priceless

[RiflemanMoore]

The sad thing is...I have a nut allergy...and I am barred from British military service...I TRIED to join XD

[CarCrazyKid1994]

i love jack dee, is was good in lead balloon, also he made me laugh on the apprentice

[tonybell1967]

to the leeeeeffft ............. flip flop  QUALITY

[oal1976]

Queens own Gluton-free Fusileers. LOL

[Redheadfury]

best comedy = offensive comedy.

Find ONE comedian who isn't offensive to anyone, and compar ehim to the likes of Jack Dee, jimmy carr, etc.

[ghandi8749]

lee evans is not offensive and he holds a world record for the most people played to on a single tour

[VinnyMancini]

Lee Evans is in not aas good as what I consider to be the three best comedians in Britain: Jimmy Carr, Ricky Gervais and Jack Dee... cynicaly humour tops Evans 'silly' or 'hyper' humour

[pippawoolven]

michael mcintire... but i do agree kindof

[XVsg123]

I just love him sooo much because he's so funny and nothing offends me!!!!!!!

[Artist3303]

You know,...if i offends you, why watch it?

[jamutd24]

coz we can take a joke

[drummerke2000]

He's so good

[JustHannah18]

people seriously take comedy way to seriously

[Petr3y]

yea wtf? its like some ppl try to pick out something that offends them in these stand-ups rather than appreciating comedy for what it is..

[kcorym]

i didnt mean jack dee by the way

[beckymunch17]

lol jack dee is great xDD

get a sense of humour xP

[GEEFORCE93]

He's a comedian. He tells jokes.

[laa2009]

@GEEFORCE93 SHITNOWAY!

[EmmyNeander]

@GEEFORCE93 Well observed.

[n00bcatcher]

It's comedy, get a grip

[omniwelder]

Do they have stand up comics in your country?

What is he being hypocritical about?

[teenagebasketcase]

i told you to bring more ammo but did you listen... lol

[9reds9]

fuk thaT JACK WE DONT THEM 'OUT THERE' IDIOT

[predator535]

um yes we do

[9reds9]

m why?

[predator535]

because the ones out there need support

[LJaiiox]

omgg. this is a comedy. for people to laugh at when watching. you know. it's that feeling of happiness when you smile. you should try it sometime you sad twit

[AndrewUK1987]

I think Jack Dee is quite sexy lol

[DarkBiscuitLord]

thats because ur gay

[AndrewUK1987]

12 points for your observation skills.

[matt1475]

oh oh i see what you did there!

fag

[johnrichards90]

and your just another cretin

[kcorym]

what was the conversation again?

[lockndload]

There both the same person i think

[dan72dan]

Yeah, I think so..

Looks like him.. (Y)

[freqeist1]

he is the best

[scatman69]

fucking lmao!