How to Live in Your Car

[brendan100ify]

live in a tank or a van dumbass..

[SniperAlec27]

This is what I would do if I saw a spider in my house.

[scooter1558]

u a fake azz nigii.......HOMLESS PPL DONT HAVE INTERNET!!!!!

[3dgirl6]

@scooter1558 You sir, are a grammar legend.

[CrazyCoon928]

@scooter1558 It's called an unsecured wireless network, genius.

[AmerikanMILITIA]

lol 1:20 the 3 things most likely to explode when you microwave them

[mpt98765]

Well...it doesn't seem that I need a car...

[JessicaLouiseMusic]

basically...you're a tramp?

[blam7]

I lived in my truck for 2 month after my hours at work was cut making $400. Month. I had a gym member card so I took a shower in the gym. while living in my truck I just saved all the money that I can.

[sony6016]

its cool dude XD

maybe i could try it

[HeyItsMeNora]

They should of just called it: How to be Homeless.....

[Iloverrb]

step one: get a job

step two: get a life

did you know, people who are jobless or uneducated end up living with their parents at age 25 and up?

[theblackbull55]

@Iloverrb

dumbass if you live with your parents why would you need to live in a car. smartass.

[Iloverrb]

@theblackbull55 hey you never know...0_0

[MrStinkey100]

how i ended up here from smosh ?

[wally0000000000]

this will come in handy later

[bevon17]

I lived in my car for a year while working and going to school.

I was legit though, You'd never know it.

The hardest part is dealing with the Cold, but one summer time came around I was chillin

I even made curtains with cloth and plastic suction cups +wire.

I met my girlfriend who is now my fiancee while living in my car and she still accepted me.

not that anyone asked for my lifestroy,

but I suggest getting an itouch. it makes being homeless 100x easier

localwifi+skype+ text now= no bills

[jillyicyprincess]

like if your doing more then 2 things at once right now

[Cylly1512]

how to live in your car

you will need:

a car

step 1: get in the car

step 2: live in there

Did you know that I don't know?

[mrblack61]

when SHTF, jim cramer will be moving back into his car!

[zorakornev946]

male 45-54

male 13-17

female 13-17

[samalyy]

next vid: how to steal a car..

[POPstar4u2]

@samalyy They already made that it's called ''How to Hot-wire a car''

[JATO457]

@samalyy already done, look up how to hotwire a car

[PootisGuy123]

"Sniper's a good job, mate!"

[atomiczx1]

we just bouht a bmw rando



[sohrabsal7]

0:49 at least you'll have a place to live!

[kumeahsoi]

I have no idea why i am watching this, I don't even have a car.

[TheRandomLove101]

Thumbs up if you're here cuz you're bored.

[PlastikHaifisch]

@TheRandomLove101 Nah, I'm just addicted to Howcast xD

[TheRandomLove101]

Thumbs up id youre here cuz ur bored

[cky92ahoy]

I got here by the UK subs song

[Ennilzay]

1:21 Why would you microwave an egg it will explode and you fucking need to clean up.

[jabooper]

@Ennilzay lol, exactly what i was thinking!

[trojahnhorse23]

Forever alone

[snakeTDgameLNERfan]

Step 1: Lose Your house.

I think that someone all ready done this idea of a comment, sorry if you have

[TheXeno2000]

So,we dont need a car?

[ExclusiveLM]

The worst part of living in a car is forcing your guests to sleep in the trunk next to your spare tire.

[POPstar4u2]

Thanks to Howcast, Now I know how to pick a lock, Hotwire a Car, then live in it.

[haloguy8049]

why does howcast have the same logo as smosh!? WTF!

[ImDusty0]

Step 8 pay the mother fuckin car insurance

[zipacna1980]

A complete bum guide?

[steffiezombie]

Hey Howcast, Did you know that in some states it a legal to live in your car? :D

[budensity]

this reminds me of trailer park boys .

except they forgot about the clearing stick

[spam1712]

do people in america actually do that?

[budensity]

@spam1712 yes

where do you live where there are no homless?

[spam1712]

@budensity there are homeless that die in the winter, pretty convinient i must say

[TheSanguineOne]

@spam1712 Not really. Just people whose homes were foreclosed on... And they live in RV's, so only the others really live in their cars.

[fatemah4444]

me:bye mom im going to LIVE IN MY CAR

mom: but where will you shower

me:oh dont worry i'll go to a truck stop wearing my robe and looking like a fool

mom: well how will you eat

me: kapeesh really? I'LL STEAL YOUR FOOD

me: dead by now ! :(

[dboiz24]

What happens if your car is broken down...fml

[sjonnie166]

Howcast is running out of ideas.

[129productions]

or get a fucking job

[nitrostang50]

no need to show this vid to the american people,they are ALREADY doing that,but according to the "individual" in charge the economy is getting "better",RIGHT???

[Chronosxs]

There's a good chance that if you have to live in your car you don't have access to this video.

[thornmarcellus1]

No I did its awesome

[slyspy70]

Am I the only One who actually thinks it would be cool to live in your car??

[bjornssa]

@slyspy70 No!! :D

[kidrule08]

it never said a YOU NEED A CAR in the you will need list

[z0mbieKiller16]

@kidrule08 are u stupid? why the fuck would you search up how to live in your car when you dont got a FUCKIN CAR?!

[Pointlesssssssss]

@kidrule08 Thank you Captain Obvious!

[Pointlesssssssss]

@kidrule08 Isn't it obvious dumbass?

[X1SPX]

@Pointlesssssssss Dumbass...howcast is saying you can use a car thats not urs xD

[KraKieeGFX]

thank you helped! -homeless man

[breakdance1441]

I did this and i got arrested for homicide.

[blohmymind]

@breakdance1441 That was funny even though I didnt get it! At least if you got arrested for homicide u would have a place to live.

[wobinga7]

LOL

[Info255]

next on howcast: how to take a shit

[555loker]

how to be a homo

[NinjaRhys]

So... How to be a stoner?

[Lottie1607]

Haha Loser, no wonder his mum kicked him outta the house! XD

[samthenerf]

yea i can be like Ricky from trailer park boys

[frankthetank789]

wtf is a shower coupon?

[buddingvideos]

why not buy a caravan?

[CookieQuake]

what if you lose your keys :\

[doctor42o]

u can always go in ur car...

[gsschoenfeld]

If you work hard, save your money, someday you can upgrade from a car in the walmart parking lot and move in to a van down by the river.

[BIGGAMERist]

HOW TO EAT

[Ezyzone7878]

ha you dont need a car

[angelanihilation]

0:41 worst parking ever

[hydrolito]

Get a job cleaning a place with a shower so you can bath yourself better than using the river during the winter.

[TicklinPicklin]

If you live in a car, you probably don't have internet...

[hydrolito]

@TicklinPicklin You could have internet if you lived in your car if you used the computer at the public library.

[TheGameSnooper]

But do i need a Car?

[MrStaxxy]

@TheGameSnooper

Go watch " How to hotwire a car ".

[ThatGuyYouKnow000]

Anyone else notice on the microwave the time is 11:11?

[TomJohnson10111]

how to live in your car forever

step 1: get in the car

step 2: die

[hydrolito]

@TomJohnson10111 How can you live in your car forever if you die you wouldn't be living in the car if you were dead let alone forever.

[tothricsi09]

@TomJohnson10111 You Made Me A Roflcopter

[ace567z]

@TomJohnson10111 i want to LIVE in a car not DIE in it

[BladeStrikes]

@TomJohnson10111 How the fuck can you "LIVE in you car FOREVER" if one of the steps makes you die.....

[TheSoxhater]

@TomJohnson10111 but then youre not living

[HeManPerson]

You will need...

a Car

all your useless junk

a crazy spouse

marriage issues

stupidity

[StuNixX]

i dont need a car... cool

[LiangYi99]

So... you don't need a car?

[Sidleyhatesyou]

Step one.. buy a rapist van.. step two put a small couch or something in there.. BOOM

[coltfan6618]

I'd need a big car or van...like a Tahoe or something, take out all the seats besides drivers, and have one of those power generator things so I have a power outlet in my truck. Have the pillows and blankets, I'd have a microwave in the car too. Always have at least one case of bottled water...and peanuts and stuff like that...or if there's a power outlet just buy a mini fridge/freezer thingy...hmm...I think I could manage...

[ilovegeorgeharrison4]

1:21 i dont think that was smart to put an egg in a microwave :/

[FlippityStik]

HowCast: The channel that teaches you how to pick the lock, hotwire, and steal a car. And then how to live in it.

[R3QuicK]

@FlippityStik And then... How to steal a drivers license.

[spam1712]

@FlippityStik russia, they just die pretty fast. or stay at the abandoned house basements. they drink a lot of vodka made of anti-freeze liquid, you can guess why they dont live long enough

[sonne2]

How can you watch this video without a house?

[MrAdzerman]

@sonne2 Ipod, Smartphone, Library

[hydrolito]

@sonne2 You can watch the video by using the computer at the public library.

[EvilKorbinDallas]

0;36 I bet the lil commie bastard got kicked out (:

[majosblogspot]

the video should call : how to live if your girlfriend leave you!:D

[abelcool23]

How to travel and live 3 days in yr car !!!

[EleftheriaC]

who would want to sleep in their cra?

[knobylob]

@EleftheriaC when you're homeless. 

[hydrolito]

@EleftheriaC Someone who can't afford a house or an appartment is better than sleeping under a bridge in a cardboard box.

[akamegawa]

how to live without air conditioning and now how to live in a car. howcast knows the us economy is going down the drain.

[LagOfDuty]

How To live in your car.

Step 1.Dont do it

[cloetv12345]

there's a such thing as a shower coupon WHAT ?

[JordanMollyB123]

@cloetv12345 where did you hear shower coupon?

[cloetv12345]

@JordanMollyB123

1:03

[1234jacee]

Hehe fuck the rent im sleepin in the car this month.

[shepboy8]

howcast is running out of ideas.......

[Rawrzz04]

just becuase you are living in you car does not mean you don't have a job...If you have a dog, get a truck and a chain, and work at a gas station or pet store, that way you can just have them with you or have them chained to the hitch of the truck! It worked for meh!

[yourhero33]

lol just lol looks like im not buying a house but im 12

[lucase62]

See also: "How to beg for money"

[AusNav09]

@lucase62

see how you go when you move out of your mums house kid.

[lucase62]

@AusNav09 I'm not judging anyone, I'm just saying they are related. And I get great grades, have 4 years of scholarships lined up, and guarantied job opportunities that pay $60,000/year. So yeah...

[AusNav09]

@lucase62

So yeah... Good for you that's great :), though for a person being offered 4 years of scholarships, you should know how to spell guaranteed. Why would you come on this video and leave silly comments? I think you are definitely judging people when you relate begging with car living. Just because you haven't fallen on hard times yet doesn't give you the right to pretend to be higher than anyone else. I would just advise you to have some respect. May well be you one day.

[lucase62]

@AusNav09 I'm not trying to start anything, I'm just saying I find the "see how you go when you move out of your mums house kid." to be a little ridiculous. Are you saying because I'm young I automatically think I'm going to be a billionaire and completely skip any planning for the future, then realize the sad truth when I turn 30? Also, I'm not directly relating begging and car living, I'm saying they're both related to poverty. And FYI, it doesn't take much to get scholarships.

[Krazeel]

Coming up next in Howcast: how to save big on water by making your own sock juice.

[CI321]

what was the point of watching this?

[M1sterHamilton]

How do you heat the hot water bottle? Haha

[Puffury]

Can't someone just steal the car with you? won't you die from no oxygen?

[wassup986]

Living in your car actually seems really comfy. But what if you need to recharge your battery so you can keep powering electronics?

[Slasher52000]

I've been homeless for the past three years and I'd have to say, living in your car is not bad. It kick arse over staying in my mates factory.

[dog7156]

how to be homeless

[TheNightsMoon]

...Did he put a potato with an onion in the microwave?

[killier7]

i hope nobody search this

[sugercube663386]

howcast is running out of ideas

[ImJordyyy]

if your living in your car, how can you watch this video?

[XTurtles9788x]

@ImJordyyy you watch this THEN you do the things

[Slasher52000]

@ImJordyyy Being homeless doesn't mean you can't use the internet.

[Magickittymomo]

living in a car is better than spending your money in a ugly hotel...

[iAmTheGunLover]

HOW TO BE HOMELESS.

[TheAlen081]

@iAmTheGunLover but carfull

[NeonPicklez]

@iAmTheGunLover LOOOOOOOOL Really?

[djryan1982]

@iAmTheGunLover exactly 

[Adawg4008]

My dad lived in his car when he got divorced.

[FoodEatsUs10]

FIRST TIME BEING AT THE TOP OF TOP OMMENTS

[ilovecp4eva]

What if he needs to poop? :O

[hydrolito]

@ilovecp4eva Poops in a public toilet or in the bushes.

[pawsandtales1]

whats next howcast how to get a boner

[kinglimerules339back]

Optional:A girl

[The5starSTUNNNA]

STEP ONE GET AN RV

[tsexy81]

ps...to : (why am I watching this)...Thats the best post ever...you are a very funny person...Thats what makes life worth living people like you, who make us laugh...Do they laugh in Afganastan I wonder?...so sadddd...we have to stop these wars people c-mon our government is causing trouble not peace...give peace not war

[tsexy81]

if your living in your car your not watchin this video...hehehe...my brother has been signing in California he told me, I said, "whats that" he said holding up a sign and begging for money.someone threw a penny at his face, how awful this world can be...people help one another out, out there...Remember your KARMA...peace

[acn0110]

i do this all the time when i get drunk, i keep a blanket and pillow in my car but minus the stove stuff

[andybirger]

Damnit! In Finland it's illegal to live in car or boat :( Got to have a house and an adress.

[hydrolito]

@andybirger What if you don't have money for a house or an address do they furnish it or kick you out of the country or put you in jail so then they pay for your housing, just because you don't have a car doesn't mean you can't have an address you could have a box at the post office.

[lili7431]

My name is Nini, I was raped before I died.I used to enjoy pain and now I inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped until I could no longer breath. Thoses meanies now suffer and die, and thoses who do not repost this on 5 other videos you will die too. I hate it too but I do believe that at the strike of 12 am, thoses who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long dark hair. Thoses who do repost this will get a kiss from their crush.

[nickrod32]

the only bad thing about this is that I would always be paranoid someone gonna steal my car while im sleeping

[hydrolito]

@nickrod32 They would be more likely to steal it when you were away then where would you live I guess in a carboard box under a bridge just hope the river doesn't overflow.

[morikahjo]

^_^ Awesome

[ElekentRF]

You will need a car,

Optional: A license

[TornadoMDR]

why I am watching this !!!

[freakin1random]

hey now i'll stop driving around in circles instead of going to class!!!

[backupstand44]

you will need:

cooler in the dbz

[wannafight321]

You Will Need-anything but a CAR!!!!!!!

[thedynafocal1]

well cool

[juliexpop]

How to live in ur car:

Go buy a Trailer

Done

[sanoj275]

Thumbs up if you haven't got a car :D

[biggiePBG]

@lukepalmerr he likes it burnt XD

[XTurtles9788x]

if i dont have a car, how can i live in one

[will9630]

@XTurtles9788x i just came from "how to hotwire a car" from howcast....