Messy Mondays: Why I Hate Going to the Movies

[turquisgirl09]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

So funny:D

[Xanfish]

press 5 over and over again. lol!

[AnimalCrossingFor3DS]

Sure, movies aren't as good as they used to be. But there are still a good bit of great movies today!

There are great movies coming out like Act of Valor (going to see it today), The Dark Knight Rises, Prometheus, and more!

[artisticrainbow]

lol 0:42 repeated it over and over

[UnitedMovieMakers]

What rollercoaster on the movie screen? Is that from a specific theater?

Someone please enlighten me lol

[dejjz94]

@UnitedMovieMakers i didn't know what he was talking about either so i looked it up and found this:youtube.com/watch?v=G3_xM­BFjqQ4

[UnitedMovieMakers]

@dejjz94 hahaha...okay thanks for that

now I totally get this video :P

[ZoromeLV]

He He x) I feel sorry that your movie experiences are like that. It's called thinking smart and arriving after the adds and not going when the cinema is full. :P Sheesh - hilarious nonetheless xD

[JonathanJanzen]

The rollercoaster really IS the best part!

[preacherboyz1]

I think the people that make movie trailers think you're on life support. Seriously, I tried it, an got 10 points on one trailer

[preacherboyz1]

"I wanna be the first guy on the screen that they hire to tell you to turn your cell phones off" 

[jessbleedsgreen]

I played this video over and over and over again, this is your best one yet jordan! love you! :) love the blinding cell phone! dvds are so much better! :) :)

[gmadey123]

i love the cell phone on i mite join him in his movie career.!

[EphemeralEpiphany]

LOLOLOL the cellphone thing is soo true! Lol and also the moms that never get out...laughing at legit nothing

[JordanWthereal]

Actually it cost more like 60 bucks.... that movie candy is so dame expensive. I go to the dollar tree to get candy befor I go there.. thumbs up if I'm not the only one.

[ScoutGrunty]

alright that dot is bugging me

[xcyclonexone300]

and the fact that when the dramatic silent scenes come along all you can hear is the crunching of everyone else who's munching on popcorn... :L

[coldplay2orange]

@TheMomoara9 16 points from Gryffindor!



[TheMomoara9]

I did that point thing for the trailer of HP and the Deathly Hallows.... I got 16 points

[lovetodance989]

Haha this is hilarious!

[LauraX23Kinney]

I LOVE the Cellphone part because it's TOO TRUE!!!!!

[aneeDproductions]

LOL! I love him!!! (the rollercoaster is my fav part too - and i do that)

[meg5730]

Your expression on the phone brightness...win!!

[gircrazyful]

I have always wanted to scream everything he just said at everyone before the movie starts.

When I go with my family, my sister always talk through the whole. Entire. Movie. And everyone behind us get up, look at us funny, then walk away, because she tends to sound like a man when she laughs... LOVE YA SIS!!

[victorianrose94]

press 75757 while watching XD

[victorianrose94]

why must you always yell at the camera? I love the enthusiasm... but... still... My dad is downstairs in the living room and he asked me if everything was all right :/

[Kisameeee]

EXACTLY! Everything! Dah! I like enjoying movies so I try going with people who won't comment through the entire thing also...

[Eyeglompyou]

"The movie just started-WAAAA-!" XD

[3MangaAnime]

( light from phone comes on) AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Lol.

[24CFE]

I'm the one in the movie theater that screams at the scary part and no one else thinks its scary. achward.

[AhsokaTano14]

Lol, I went to see Phantom Menace last Sunday and it was just like this XD

[LastLoveWishs]

Omg sooooooo freakin funny!

[eriniamsmart]

0:44 . xD Omg

[mdperrinco]

i love this! i totally agree!

[Gracelovestodance]

It's the most irritating when your best friend is ADD, and she can't sit through an entire movie. -.- Now I have nobody to go see that scary movie with. XD

[prolifeprincess]

0:44 = XD <3<3<3

[MsFreedom2fly]

Couple of really good friends. lol

[DukkieFun]

Ppshh twentg bucks? Where've you been?

[IamSonGokusSon]

@LPSlovah10234 You're not alone man, I replayed it like 10 times XD

[IamSonGokusSon]

hey you ey ey I I see you ey YOU TURN IT OFF TURN THAT PHONE OFF NOW!!

[LPSlovah10234]

Tell me i'm not the only one who replayed the cellphone parts!

[cimorene13]

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at a video before! you are Gold man!

[BeautyFromAshes91]

Omg dude you're awesome

[lisaelrocks123]

i put my hands up in the roller coaster part toooooo!!! hahahahaha

[DavietheGoliath]

Dude your crazy :)

[dogpuppylover101]

when i went to the movies today there was some little kid with light-up shoes that kept on blinking in the SAME row as me!!

[Msguitarplayer14]

keep pressing 5 XD

[lifeenchanted]

0:42 and 1:54. Please tell me I'm not the only one who replayed those over and over again.

[dogpuppylover101]

@lifeenchanted your not the only one!!!! i do it too!!

[AirsoftM1911]

@lifeenchanted you are not the only one :)

[TheMomoara9]

@lifeenchanted i like playing them right after each other

[hockeynut0112]

@lifeenchanted no, you're not..I am too lol

[gmadey123]

OK fine we both can.

[childishandmature2]

@lifeenchanted I also started laughing every time I repeated it. lol

[cinemaman2000]

@lifeenchanted you're not. AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

[spirit6938]

@lifeenchanted i do lol

[RideReadWrite]

@lifeenchanted Lol I did!

[TheMCN038]

have you been to our IMax

[jooonlove]

this guy is annoying and not that funny...sorry

[RideReadWrite]

lol you are SO Optomistic dude ROFL

[redherojon]

But the movie just started.... ARRRGGGHHHHH

[ZevaTayler]

Ah. I love small towns with only three other people in the theater.

[chadkndr]

1:52-1:57 i almost started crying i was laughing so hard

[Balletanna15]

Haha the girl opening her phone lol

[MeMyselfAndPi]

That's why I've been using RedBox the past year >:D

[Xxyter2]

You should do a video, where you change shirts at each cut.



[jordanleigh713]

The rollercoaster! I do that every time!!!

[BriixStarcraft2]

:43



[animeisawesome11]

I love- er, sorry- I like your reaction to the girl opening her phone!! That was hilarious!

[Missfrizz97]

Oh. My. Gosh. I thought I was the only one that knew about the cackling moms.

[KatizzleSchilly]

the roller coaster :DD

[IDyourself1]

"...You're like 'hey?!' and you turn around to see a couple of *really good friends*." Lol!

[FlyingAce1016]

@IDyourself1 that's happened to me lol

[hiddenLacy]

Hahahaha!

[billabonggirl247]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaa LOL

[rachellington]

Cackling moms. I HATE THAT. You're funny. :D

[DogNate12]

the movie just started............aahaaaahaha­aahha!!!!!!

[maryaqzzz]

Thumbs up for cellphone

[roorty22]

i just got 47 points... and it cost me $34 to get in lol

[FuFuBear13]

LOLOL THE CELL PHONE PART! xD HAHAHA

[narutoluva2]

Stop at 0:44 and just PAUSE IT!

[cameracrazy94]

Sounds like Regal theaters to me. The roller coaster truly is the best part!

[asianinvasion84]

TRY! REALLY HARD!

[guardgirl9136]

outer space movie rollercoaster? I don't understand, someone please explain it to me!

[MariAnKenobi]

@guardgirl9136 Must be regional. Every theater chain has its own opener/ad.

[atrainbowsend]

1:55 lol



[iwasenchanted2meetu2]

but the movie just started, Ahhhhh!

[43881tim]

how early does he get to the movies?

[rockxhero]

Haha this is so funny & true!

[alexsilly123]

Press 8 over and over XDDDDDD

[Abbytheballerina]

I love how the ad is for Twilight: Breaking dawn xD xD

[camieforhisglory]

you hate a lot of stuff... lol



[JettisonRiviera]

hahah the outer space movie rollercoaster is for regal. I always put my arms up and pretend that it's like a Diseyland one... haha

[EndlesslyBelieve]

Press 6..... 2 points!!!!!!

[dogpuppylover101]

i love the cellphone part!!!!! LOL!!!!

[Coolshows101]

@dogpuppylover101 I agree!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[admiralkeelhauled42]

Wow. This guy is a nutcase.

[zebrafood]

@admiralkeelhauled42 Thank you! Someone else finally sees it.

[TheCybergirl3344]

Lol press 5! :P

[TheAbrahamsilveyra]

0:41!!! HAHA LOL

[happytoesISme]

You deserve to be super famous.

[gufreter]

Man one of my fav Led Zeppelin songs

[TheWyman98]

The cellphone made me die laughing.

[zebrafood]

I went to the movies and this guy kept yelling, like always.

[musicnrd]

I work at the movie theater.. so all those crappy movies are free!

[magictoast15]

This is why I mostly only go to Pixar movies.

[jessgirl3242]

Haha I love the roller coaster too!

[wolfieinu]

In a few years, trailers will mainly be about explosions and short clips that reveal crucial plot points, while the voiceover just says "NOW" over and over

[NotStoopid0228]

Home theater systems and piracy go well together...

Movie companies need to step up their game.

[FlyingAce1016]

HAHHA I remember those roller coaster things

[Jesusluvsyou33]

It would be so funny if someone walked in while he was making this skit... :) LOL

[JesusFreak12595]

This. This video... Is so true.

[TLJesusFreak37]

@JesusFreak12595 Your name. :D

[PureSeduction45]

Come on man the movie just started..AHHHHH!! LOL :D

[dogpuppylover101]

@PureSeduction45 that happened to me just today!!!!!

[ajoyw123]

pause at 0:44

[blakelikessalad]

TURN YOUR PHONE OFF NOW!!!

[ReateyaLee]

0:43 I just put that there so I could click it over and over again :)

[shinyglass2]

niiiice :P

[roachygirl11]

0:37 - 0:43 GEEKING out HILARIOUS XD

[donteverftba]

Can we be best friends? I'm the only one who seems to enjoy the space rollercoaster as much as you.

[Emmy1192]

Do flip phones still exist? hahaha ;)

[lizard1515]

I swear, this guy is in my MIND. I hate when people open/turn on their cell phones and that itty bitty screen suddenly seems like a lighthouse beacon shining in your eyes, effectively blinding you and distracting you from the movie.

And the outer space roller coaster is awesome. For those of you who haven't seen it, you're missin' out.

[kuodee]

So, has anyone tried pressing 5 on their keyboard a few times? ...I love the face the girl makes! >~<

[EmilineFox]

OMG! I love you!!

[woahitsbrooke92]

OH MY GOODNESS SO TRUE ABOUT THAT OUTER SPACE ROLLERCOASTER!

[jmjoneshistory]

OK. this guy needs to get a life.He is so annoying its makin my stomach hurt.why do such obnoxious people even haunt the earth at all?

[MissLivable3245]

I love the scream, I still can`t stop laughing after she flipped phone!

[larourke]

0:42 otherwise known as BEST FACE EVER

[FanIcedEarth]

@larourke I KNOW RIGHT!!!

[LOTRFANO8]

WHY YOU REMOVE MESSY MINUTE?!?! WHY? WHY? TELL ME WHY!?!?!

[pinkpenguin316]

You remind me of a G-rated Version of the show "Punk'd". HILARIOUS BUT YET SUPER IMPACTING for both me AND my brother! XD

[CristiCandi]

HAHA! :D

[Sarahrj911]

Bahah! Press 5!

[NBlunierProductions]

0:42 xD

[beauty4god12]

You got a haircut. I like it :)

[Jogita6]

0:32 - Is it weird that I'm watching this part on my iPhone?

[cghynd]

Yup!! Haha that explains y I don't go to the movies anymore!!! Hahahahah the girl with the phone hahahahahahhahahahahaa made me laugh so hard XD

[ALDean292]

I am SOO going to go score the previews every time I go to the theater now!

[AliceElizabeth2]

I'm going to shriek at the top of my lungs every time somebody pulls out their phone in a movie theatre from now on XD

[UnitedMovieMakers]

There are only a few movies I would go out of my way to see first run (the $20 theater) otherwise, I would just see it at a 2nd run theater (more like $1-$3 theater).

[Xsupermounty]

You missed the most important one!!!!: STUPID PARENTS who bring there whiny babies and kids into a pg-13/ R rated movies. I think they need to outlaw this cuz apparently many parents do not have common sense anymore. But i forgot your a home schooled kid so you only watch G rated movies, so I totally understand why you didn't mention that. :P

[rocpet3]

@Xsupermounty ikr for the $40 they pay to get their kids in they could hire a babysitter, this just gets on my nerves every time. or if your kid really wants to see it wait until you get the dvd

[SoliDeoGloriakids]

@Xsupermounty

Homeschoolers don't only watch G rated movies. :) There might be homeschool families that do restrict themselves to that extent, but I've never met any in our homeschool group (containing a couple hundred people), so I'm afraid you can't say "you're a homeschooled kid so you only watch G rated movies" without knowing the beliefs of the individual family.

[Xsupermounty]

@SoliDeoGloriakids Wow you are actually taking this literally.... I was making a JOKE in reference to his homeschooling video. IT WAS A JOKE. I mean this dude is a comedian after all.... I think blimeycow should also add that apparently homeschoolers don't take sarcasm well :P(and please don't take that literally or it just might be true:P).

[SoliDeoGloriakids]

@Xsupermounty

Oh, sorry. :) There are just so many people that will say that and actually mean it that it's difficult to tell who's serious and who isn't. :D

[Xsupermounty]

@SoliDeoGloriakids okie cool, np XD

[JulissaEM]

Makes me wanna go see a movie now

[pearlywhites82]

Cell phone lights aren't even the half of it. Once these middle aged women sitting a few seats away from my friend and I had a flashlight...if you're purse has so much stuff in it you need a flashlight to look through it, you know you have a problem. And I have no idea why they were so compelled to find things throughout the entire movie and why they couldn't aim it properly (unless, of course, they were TRYING to aim it at us). Rant over.

[TopDogJen1234]

he is right the roller coaster is the best part!!

[Ashlynescreator]

love this guy!

[CountryStrongAllyX]

I love how he says exactly what's on his mind and is so honest about it. And he is freaking hilarious!!!

[21Rushisaband12]

you forgot to mention how large black women literally laugh they asses off at everything the main character does if he's black, even when its not funny

[miasoccersmile]

You can be really funny, but when you mention things like killing yourself... that's going a little far. I use to be suicidal and a simple sarcastic comment such as that almost convinced me to kill myself many of times. I'm over that now, and praying with my whole heart for those who watch your videos, that they will not take your sarcastic comments to heart. It makes me cry how scared I am for those who don't understand your sarcasm and take what you say literally.

[ItsCarleeAshton]

@miasoccersmile take a joke.

[miasoccersmile]

@ItsCarleeAshton

I can take a joke. My whole youth group is sarcastic. To put what I was trying to say into perspective, I have trichotillomania too. In your video you mention putting your hands on your face is a trigger to pull your lashes. Well, when I was younger I was very depressed and someone being sarcastic about killing themselves, was a trigger that I should kill myself. It's like how you said it's hard to explain how it feels. And I know people who are currently as depressed as I was.

[ItsCarleeAshton]

@miasoccersmile i've been depressed for years. i don't understand how this could hurt someones feelings as it was meant for pure entertainment. but sorry for offending you, i do understand how somethings don't make since but still hurt your feelings.

[Argento619]

stop crying ,

kid

[CheyenneN98]

u r the funniest thing like...ever...

[HopesProduction]

Omg this is the best deff of a movie!!!

[chevyguitar19]

love this *flips open phone* "AAAAGGHHHH!!!!"

[THABcomedy]

0:43 hahahahaha

[Azelna]

Whoo-hoooo!!! These are officially the BEST funny videos EVER XD