i just fucked my girl 15 times even last night that must be a tiny ass fuckin magnet hahahahaha but thats ok you are a dick mag but im the K.O.D KING OF DICK cause my girlfriend is satan's neice \m/ and people think im gay O.o?
this is my song...XD i am a dick magent and im pround of it! yes if you mess with me i will fuck you up hahaha XD im a naughty girl... ;] and yall kno you like it thats why my boyfriend could have enough of me
my boy friend sings to it when its on and picks on me saying that its what he thinks about me.. i got sick of guys hitting on me in party's and shit. but after this song i like it its funny cause i know in the end their just going to hold themselves and i get him to go home too
this is a fucking good song and if someone disagrees i swear i will fucking rip your fucking balls and stick it up your ass so the next time you fucking shit you will shit all over your balls bitch
BEST EVER!!! My best friend sent this to me 'cause she said it "was me"! I listen to it every time I'm down and KNOW I'll be dancing on a bar doing shots and singing it soon!!!
It does. But the name, "Theory of a Deadman" is not only in the title, but it's also in the video (which I assume she watched), the description, and the tags.
Haha. I feel like a douchebag saying this - cause im sure somehow my girlfriend will read it - but i think most guys (MOST) like it when girls are kind of whoreish towards them (dirty talking, playing around, being generally naughty) in private.
I mean...i know i like it (i dont tell her!) when my girlfriend starts shaking her ass or bends over purposefully or says things-you know? its just fun
but if its in public i would ask her to stop. theres a time and place for that.
Im sure many people agree with it. and Creegsly as well is right. I dont like if when my girlfriend undercuts me repeatedly, so i just avoid that. but sometimes she flirts to me and its the other way around and its just.... :D hahaha.
i sung this on the bus and at the beging when he says dick magnet soo did i and my girl friends best friend looked at me and said wat the hell im like nooo noo its a song lats say i got a red mark on my face now
This is a song I wished Id written... I just heard it for the first time and I'm just glad the jocks said the name of the band. But I did glean the Bad Girl Friend....
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I just heard this on the radio - first time, tonight, so I had to look it up. Interesting, and the band sounds pretty good. Good vocals. I hate when they pseudo-rhyme some words that don't really rhyme, like "beat: teeth," or "right: life" That's just bad lyrics, right there, I don't care who you are. Oh, and that guy... someone needs to tell these people that an arm full of mudddy green/red MUSH of ugly blotchy tattoos LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN' SHIT!!
See, I bought the edited verison. Im rather tickled that I have been left in the dark pretaining to the missing words. Second copy of this CD will be purchased other than where I bought the first copy. Either way, Im loving it. Thanks for sharing it and adding the lyrics as well.
On the radio station I listen to most says that everytime a guy calls in request to play this song its because they just broke up and they hate their ex...-blinks- lol
haha when i first heard this song the part where it says she likes to pull my hair when i make her grind her teeth, i thought it said she likes to pull my hair when i make a pot of tea lmao!!
Thats it!!! Nickleback, been trying to figure it out, but I love them! This song is awesome!!! but you know, it's not a bad thing to sound kinda like someone who is so great!
They sound like Nickelback... and guess what, They were signed by Nickelback and also reign from Canada. I heard Chad and Tyler were related, but couldn't substantiate that via Google, yet.
Both great bands... I have TOADs new album as well as the self title, and most of Nickelback's albums.
"when i was on cyy and i heard this i thought it waz nickle back " i aggree with OkEn111 When i first heard it, i too thought it was nickelback... to be honest it doesnt sound like theory of a deadman too much. The beat is good, the lyrics r ok, i give em a 2.5/5 on this 1, not there best work ;'(
i just liked it when they would sing about real stuff, life. But now they're all bitches n' hoes, bitches n' hoes. Everything nowadays is motivated by sex, drugs, alcohol, or partying. It's kind of annoying. Then again, I could be the deranged one because my life doesn't revolve around at least one of them.
i just fucked my girl 15 times even last night that must be a tiny ass fuckin magnet hahahahaha but thats ok you are a dick mag but im the K.O.D KING OF DICK cause my girlfriend is satan's neice \m/ and people think im gay O.o?
MrGowfreak 1 month ago
this is my song...XD i am a dick magent and im pround of it! yes if you mess with me i will fuck you up hahaha XD im a naughty girl... ;] and yall kno you like it thats why my boyfriend could have enough of me
phycochibi01 3 years ago
my boy friend sings to it when its on and picks on me saying that its what he thinks about me.. i got sick of guys hitting on me in party's and shit. but after this song i like it its funny cause i know in the end their just going to hold themselves and i get him to go home too
lilKitty2525 3 years ago
hahahaha i sung this song i think i did horrible if you wanna check it out i uloaded it onto youtube
Mattandjeffhardy4 3 years ago
this song is fucking amazing
gibabex3 3 years ago
Awesome Song!!!
MarandaT915 3 years ago 2
i replaced all the times they say girlfriend with grandma
xzxgaarafreakxzx 3 years ago
this is a fucking good song and if someone disagrees i swear i will fucking rip your fucking balls and stick it up your ass so the next time you fucking shit you will shit all over your balls bitch
jujlia7 3 years ago
wow so yu really like this song dont ya? :P
JuanMillanDiaz 3 years ago
love this song. very kid friendly. XD
AAsp00f 3 years ago
Love thi s song. ♥
MzamScrplyr4 3 years ago
i like this song.
teamusao9 3 years ago 2
this sounds exactly like nickelback
hansbroughsgirl50 3 years ago 2
actually it sounds exactly like "fire woman" by the cult.... seriously! listen to them back to back, and pay attention to the leads in both songs
lndelible 3 years ago
oh..yah..really..somehow..Oo
talisaaa 3 years ago
i completely agree with you on that!
Marco5167 3 years ago
As far as I can tell, the vocals in the refrain are the same as "Something in Your Mouth" by Nickelback with different lyrics.
sprtsprince13 3 years ago
Wait no, it's a different song. I have no idea which one, but if you've heard it, you'll know what I'm talking about.
sprtsprince13 3 years ago
I love this song. my boyfriend sent this song to me :p
nicholeeexx4 3 years ago 2
Hmm, if ur bodfriend send ya this song, you shouldnt be proud about it u know? xDDD. He is calling u bitch
TrickmanD 3 years ago
Ehh, I wouldn't use the word 'bitch'. I'd probably use the word 'whore' or 'slut'
Porrages 3 years ago
is the singer chad kroegers brother `?
eastonQ 3 years ago
he ain't...i think :D but he frikin sounds like he is...
talisaaa 3 years ago
lmao no they just wanna be like Nickelback :/
OmFgAWindmill 3 years ago
Theory of a deadman was found and endorsed by Nickelback. Nickelback also writes a few of their songs, so they are quite alike. I hope this helps.
epinator 3 years ago
BEST EVER!!! My best friend sent this to me 'cause she said it "was me"! I listen to it every time I'm down and KNOW I'll be dancing on a bar doing shots and singing it soon!!!
Mazure13 3 years ago
cooooooooooooool
alholdbro 3 years ago
Nice clip u sent me =)!
Kisses for YOU Natttttttttttttt ;)!
shiphyer 3 years ago
Hahaha ty ty Why we haveing a convo on here? XDDD ;* kisses for Vinneee xD
OmFgAWindmill 3 years ago
Nat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shiphyer 3 years ago
HIIII VINNNEEEE
OmFgAWindmill 3 years ago
Hahahaha I love this song.
sweety16tweety 3 years ago
Great Song
:)
lptuf 3 years ago
XDD My bf was singing this and I was laughing my ass off.
GoneforeverxD 3 years ago
sweet
greenshy 3 years ago
cool song
coachdue 3 years ago
never heard this band before, but great tune!!!!!!
divmist78 3 years ago
dude theory of a deadman is fuckin amazing.
mcrxx202 3 years ago
love how you add the lyrcs along with the video. good idea. ;)
djmcanada 3 years ago
this song is freakin awesome
baseballadude7 3 years ago 2
lol my girlfriend would kill me to lol
markkkkkkkkkkkk19732 3 years ago
i don't think his voice sounds the same..as chad kroegers, his sounds more gravelly
cuckoo6 3 years ago 3
haha they played this at our school dance
AlyRose2012 3 years ago 2
LOL makes sense
RockedupFTW 3 years ago 2
lol hahaha i wish they played it at mine lol.But our gay princpal was like no gay ass swearing...
Justpwnedu13 3 years ago
when I first heard this song I thought it was by Nickelback x]
GerardsEmoGirlfriend 3 years ago 2
ME TOO
sayanythingkicksass 3 years ago 2
When I first heard this song, I thought it was The Cult.. Oh wait, the first 29 seconds are!
Hawks9718 3 years ago
Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along.
EXPLOSIONCHUNKERS 3 years ago 9
ifi were to sing along on this song my gf would kill me lol
Justpwnedu13 3 years ago
omg that tottily my mom.
ldbug374 3 years ago
lmfao......... thats some funny shit.
saskieboy 3 years ago
YEAH OR WHAT!?
darylfagnan 3 years ago
yea this is a bit like Nickelback, but it also has a bit more of a alternative rock kick to it
gottagofast12 3 years ago
THIS SONG FUCKIN' ROCKS!!!!!!
narutodraconiz 3 years ago 4
o my i love this song its awsome
xAshxOwnsxYoux 3 years ago 2
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AWESOMENESS! I LUUUV NICKELBACK!!!
specialfreakingk 3 years ago
this isnt nickelback
oceancitychick 3 years ago 3
... LOL. Way to make an ass of yourself!
xmustang 3 years ago 3
to be fair, theory of a deadman sounds a bit like nickelback
soldieroffortune7 3 years ago
It does. But the name, "Theory of a Deadman" is not only in the title, but it's also in the video (which I assume she watched), the description, and the tags.
xmustang 3 years ago
Agreed nickelback sings about the same shit if you ever noticed just like buckcerry and this band
Lhn7 3 years ago
haha noo kidding :P luv this song tho
vollyballangel456 3 years ago
THIS SONG ROCKS :)
NoOneReallyKnows1234 3 years ago
keep on rockin
penonnedon 3 years ago
at hte begining is he saying "dick magnet" lol
transameric 3 years ago 2
Yes.
Pretty... interesting way to describe your girlfriend.
MooseOfReason 3 years ago
are you fucking serious! "We're sorry, this video is no longer available." o my fucking god!
ant1225rocks 3 years ago
Refresh the page. That happens all the time.
MooseOfReason 3 years ago
I love this song!
tyler Conolley is sooo cute,I love his soul patch:)
chelsinator3 3 years ago
haha holy shit ur right man. well played SavageGreywolf.
namenotused07 3 years ago 3
anyone else notice that this song is "Fire Woman" by the Cult, except shittier?
SavageGreywolf 3 years ago 2
Yep.
specialfreakingk 3 years ago 3
herd it on teh radio and cant get it out meh head lmao
kOoLgUrL97 3 years ago 3
Nickleback had a part in piecing this band together.
jakfox44 3 years ago
ya it does sound like nickelback
bored2death420 3 years ago
LOVE THE SONG!
Miroirbleu 3 years ago
sounds like nickelback O.o
jacobcagle 3 years ago 3
i like this song lol and i dont no y lol
hotty7707 3 years ago
you have really shity pics but its a good song
bla1117 3 years ago
Love this song.
that1gurl7 3 years ago
i didn't see it coming
alexrules551 3 years ago
No one really knows if shes drunk or if she's stoned. Best line ever.
kytomasi 3 years ago 2
man i was singing this song out loud i didn't realize my girlfriends mom was on the same bus as me. the next day she broke up with me
alexrules551 3 years ago
lol. bet you didnt see that coming.
d2ther2thed 3 years ago 3
What part were you singing?
MooseOfReason 3 years ago
hmm i wonder if guys would actually want a whore for a gf i mean shed be after every guy? i know i wouldnt want a guy like that.
CountryfanLD 3 years ago 4
No. We wouldn't.
Haha. I feel like a douchebag saying this - cause im sure somehow my girlfriend will read it - but i think most guys (MOST) like it when girls are kind of whoreish towards them (dirty talking, playing around, being generally naughty) in private.
I mean...i know i like it (i dont tell her!) when my girlfriend starts shaking her ass or bends over purposefully or says things-you know? its just fun
but if its in public i would ask her to stop. theres a time and place for that.
DvineINFEKT 3 years ago 2
It's funny that u said this my boyfriend says your right!
2009CountryGirl 3 years ago
its cause guys hate whores...
yet we cant get enough of them!
thats the compromise really - haha.
Im sure many people agree with it. and Creegsly as well is right. I dont like if when my girlfriend undercuts me repeatedly, so i just avoid that. but sometimes she flirts to me and its the other way around and its just.... :D hahaha.
DvineINFEKT 3 years ago
yeah its kinda nice when the girl does the flirting not all the time but once in a while
creegsly 3 years ago
love this song..no one really no's if she drunk or stoned...
juicyXsweet 3 years ago 7
Oh Hell Ya! Thanks for the tags.. This rocks!
Les
bigblockmustang 3 years ago 7
i need girlfriend like that
xbigchiefx101 3 years ago 8
i sung this on the bus and at the beging when he says dick magnet soo did i and my girl friends best friend looked at me and said wat the hell im like nooo noo its a song lats say i got a red mark on my face now
sketch12369 3 years ago 7
haha same here im gf is like wtf are u trying to say when i told her to listen to it haha
hellmutt999 3 years ago 3
heyyy i have a red birthmark on my face thats not funny lol jkkk well i do have a brithmark thats red but its small so idccc :]
adridarth99 3 years ago
Lol, same thing happened to me.
My gf's mom is the bus driver.
OH was she pissed.
SirkelSpartan 3 years ago
Did you explain to her that it wasn't a song you wrote?
MooseOfReason 3 years ago
loves it
mbm4627 3 years ago 3
This is a song I wished Id written... I just heard it for the first time and I'm just glad the jocks said the name of the band. But I did glean the Bad Girl Friend....
gage992112 3 years ago
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I just heard this on the radio - first time, tonight, so I had to look it up. Interesting, and the band sounds pretty good. Good vocals. I hate when they pseudo-rhyme some words that don't really rhyme, like "beat: teeth," or "right: life" That's just bad lyrics, right there, I don't care who you are. Oh, and that guy... someone needs to tell these people that an arm full of mudddy green/red MUSH of ugly blotchy tattoos LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN' SHIT!!
ornithoid 3 years ago
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Do you think that not all songs need to rhyme fuck face?
Fuck you, you emo bitch.
SirkelSpartan 3 years ago
wats yp with the random coment dude
sketch12369 3 years ago
See, I bought the edited verison. Im rather tickled that I have been left in the dark pretaining to the missing words. Second copy of this CD will be purchased other than where I bought the first copy. Either way, Im loving it. Thanks for sharing it and adding the lyrics as well.
rebelzgrl 3 years ago
This song sucks, sounds all hickish lol lame.
wreckedmachine 3 years ago
your gay this is the best song ever
sketch12369 3 years ago
On the radio station I listen to most says that everytime a guy calls in request to play this song its because they just broke up and they hate their ex...-blinks- lol
SoulxofxMelody 3 years ago
lol
sketch12369 3 years ago
I love this song so much...and im a girl O.o
SoulxofxMelody 3 years ago
thanks for putting the lyrics up
sweetkiwi74 3 years ago 2
i LUV this song!
cyrusjonas 3 years ago
totally awesome song I hear this at local strip club and man totally cool song
netwarior341 3 years ago
cool
strawberry09876 3 years ago 2
i luv this song
cyrusjonas 3 years ago 3
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ZedGamer 3 years ago
yeah!
wasapdude 3 years ago
tehehe
dorkydorksalot 3 years ago
theory of a deadman's awesome!!!!!
Ryanuofm86 3 years ago 6
true huntingwarrior, true.
mexicangangster360 3 years ago
best songg evaaaa.
=P
HuntCaitshow 3 years ago 2
haha when i first heard this song the part where it says she likes to pull my hair when i make her grind her teeth, i thought it said she likes to pull my hair when i make a pot of tea lmao!!
stormxc4life317 3 years ago 11
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wow ur a faggot for thinking that
huntingwarrior07 3 years ago
Wow lol why would they say that LOL
sens1hab2 3 years ago
lol
Ryanuofm86 3 years ago 2
nice
rexgarrett 3 years ago 2
this song makes me laugh so much, it reminds me of my first girlfriend. freakiest girl i ever met
ashywenis 3 years ago
Thats it!!! Nickleback, been trying to figure it out, but I love them! This song is awesome!!! but you know, it's not a bad thing to sound kinda like someone who is so great!
silvercollins 3 years ago 3
Hm..they do sound like Nickleback, :P and this band is not half bad, I love Nickleback, so of corse i probally would like these guys
guitars sick
dex9350 3 years ago 4
my girlfriend was a bad bad girlfriend
bigdee0000 3 years ago
thats great your girlfriends a dick magnet!! thats real nice.... but i love the rest of the song!!!! its freackin awesome!
CuTTiEGiRL14 3 years ago
nickleback there twins
Jimmyman878723 3 years ago
does anyone no any other good bands like these guys??
amorr741 3 years ago
avenged sevenhold
bobburnquiestiwish 3 years ago 2
u mean avenged sevenfold rite?
rexgarrett 3 years ago
Black Stone Cherry...amazing band pal!
Awesome live too!!
Mikeblissdude 3 years ago
bad is the new good :O
airhead1298 3 years ago
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hittin on other guys is sexy....lighten up
airhead1298 3 years ago
this song reminds me of my ex
cuz she is a dick magnet
linkinparkloz 3 years ago
me too... there's a reason girl's are exes.. but it was fun while it lasted
steveo427 3 years ago 3
ahaha
gutturrat 3 years ago
Well there is something nice to say about your girlfriend
My girlfriends a dick magnet
=|
SPOON14821 3 years ago
When I first heard this song, I sworn the artist was Nickelback, these guys are great.
Frontman, he's a hottie :P
kalliebell 3 years ago
They sound like Nickelback... and guess what, They were signed by Nickelback and also reign from Canada. I heard Chad and Tyler were related, but couldn't substantiate that via Google, yet.
Both great bands... I have TOADs new album as well as the self title, and most of Nickelback's albums.
steveo427 3 years ago 2
Vocals are nothing the same but everything else... yeah u summed it up
fssnerffyy12 3 years ago
they sound a bit like nickelback too.
its weird
SHELZZ13 3 years ago
the beat sounds like a big and rich song.. haha
marhall 3 years ago
um why is that bad
nobody really knows if shes drunk or stoned
midnightrainbows 3 years ago
do you want your girl hitting on other guys?
steveo427 3 years ago
no harm, no foul.
JuniorHRP 3 years ago
i like the song i no this is kinda bad but everytime i hear it i wanna dance and shkae my ass
XBloodyRose99X 3 years ago
the singer is hot!
ReadingRoyalsNed8 3 years ago
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fuck you ass hole
jgabel19 3 years ago
these guys are the shit
jgabel19 3 years ago
ur shit
Crossfade12 3 years ago
the beat kinda sounds like nickelback but I ahte nickelback, so thats ok x D
itsharlie 3 years ago
shes a very bad girlfriend
don464 3 years ago
i love this song <3^^
HoNeyAnGel114 3 years ago
the reason they sound like nickleback
is cause the production company
is owned by chad kroeger
crazylilwhiteboy101 3 years ago
that plus nickelback sounds like shit and steal their sound from everybody else.
korn4life18 3 years ago
No shit?!
totallyxXcrazyXxlove 3 years ago
i thought it was nickelback to but still this song rocks !!!!!!
joshuajarzab08 3 years ago
i think shes a bad girl friend
screwpit52 3 years ago
"when i was on cyy and i heard this i thought it waz nickle back " i aggree with OkEn111 When i first heard it, i too thought it was nickelback... to be honest it doesnt sound like theory of a deadman too much. The beat is good, the lyrics r ok, i give em a 2.5/5 on this 1, not there best work ;'(
Labobit 3 years ago
i think it's there best song
LOVE THE LYRICS
7400936 3 years ago
when i was on cyy and i heard this i thought it waz nickle back
OkEn111 3 years ago
cant we just listen to the music?
jwburke93yo 3 years ago
thats were i saw them too lol
sevenuys77 3 years ago
umm
dude.
don't rip shinedown.
they're fucking awesome.
so is toad.
so fuck the haters.
;D
shadowsoftherainbow 3 years ago 4
i saw these guys last night theyre pretty rad
sevenuys77 3 years ago
i seen these guys at grizz fest the rocked
twopoopsinatolet 3 years ago
I LOVE THEORY OF A DEADMAN!!!!!!!!!!
xxxflirtygirlxxx 3 years ago 2
i agree with xoxogothxoxo11
Milo1996 3 years ago
i just liked it when they would sing about real stuff, life. But now they're all bitches n' hoes, bitches n' hoes. Everything nowadays is motivated by sex, drugs, alcohol, or partying. It's kind of annoying. Then again, I could be the deranged one because my life doesn't revolve around at least one of them.
DesKiones 3 years ago
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your life probably suck
Septs777 3 years ago
haha, i agree. but theory of a dead man isnt all about that kind of shit.
i love this song tho
miocame1 3 years ago
WOW,
favourite song by them,
UHmazing.
ILuvKeNiJoe 3 years ago
theory of a deadman is the shit
ndub1994 3 years ago 4
DAMN, i love this song :]
YOU PEOPLE WHO FIGHT OVER THE INTERNET ARE FUCKIN RETARDED!
xoxogothxoxo11 3 years ago 9
This is the best song ever!
nickmiller232014 3 years ago
FUCKIN BAD BAD GIRLFRIEND, SHIT YES
poundthe8 3 years ago
I ♥ this song i love to dance to it =)
~~RACHEL~~
BravesGirl24 3 years ago