Distort, Warp, & Layer Effects - You Suck at Photoshop

[YumiHoutemiu]

so um i'm stupid.... how do u "select all"? 

[Kazoza404]

@YumiHoutemiu

as lil jon say it "waaaat yyyeeeeaa"

but i just wanna say to u whaaaaaaeeaaat?

dude u don't know how to select all?

o man u r suck at photoshop

[CanadianChief55]

Yes, I did suck at photoshop, until I saw this

[flixitval]

Great way to get views; pretend to teach the most well known image editing software in the world and people will click on it thinking they're going to learn something. Click, click, click.

[Paulic64]

Vid is funny man.

BTW Matrixretard you are such a knob, truly.

[nikos2004dj]

best comments on photoshop video ever...

[Youzersef]

Wtf THAT'S NOT MAC NO THAT'S LINUX MAYBE WELL LINUX IS BATTER !

[matrixfoxtard]

Dane Cook you're a faggot, but you made me laugh...

[sw1tched]

@matrixfoxtard it's not dane cook moron

[rgre1]

I totally googles 1.

[LavaLoom]

Who else googled 1

[jimangel2011]

2:55 lol

[ALAnnabiLine]

That's so fast & nice, you deserve thumb up

[SweetCherry1488]

damn looks like fun ...Fu king up whatever I want and no jail time ...thanks dude

[polishedinpink]

sounds like dance cook

[Sexalize]

@polishedinpink Fuck off idiot just because he starred a cameo in the last episode doesn't mean it's him, how can people be so gullible these days?

[polishedinpink]

@Sexalize stfu i said SOUNDS like

[Empolraptor]

When he said "taxes", is it just me or did he sound like Ted Moseby

[satya25051990]

i like your way of teaching.

[dabaraboo]

you live in your moms basement 

[germas369]

you sucjk at rendering your videos

[smithshine4]

why does this pop up when i type in 1

[im8teennow]

why does this guy remind me of Dane Cook???

[SLACKLINEDUDE]

Your amazing I love your attitude.

[TOTALLYAWESOMECARPET]

AWESOME

[angelon111]

he sounds like dane cook.

[matrix49A]

A real man would put a wireless video camera in the "love van" and post it on pornhub.com (Not that I HAVE DONE THAT BEFORE) but I am just saying...who me judge?

[PhilThePenguin]

Watching this a couple of years later, i still find it funny!

[marol911]

lol you fail

[Naviin7]

u should go back to grade first

[Motrellik]

HE IS DANE COOK!

[Mushubeans]

This is hilarious! All tutorials should be like this :)

[GrUnchable]

your wife will kick your ass..lols....

[Franzo203]

@GrUnchable You think this is real don't you...

[joshanator1]

Now here's somebody who REALLY knows how to make fast friends!

[ScooterayROX]

uh,which facebook is this??

[yousillykiddies]

You sound like Dane cook

[EthanGa2k11]

@yousillykiddies I thought the exact same thing.

[CrazziCFX]

<3 your relationship, what jokes :D

[ooohBETH]

haha

[notttom]

You need serious counseling :/ 

[BadgerOnLSD]

Behemoth \m/

[philxbefore9]

How to use Photoshop - by Dane Cook.

[MarioFan124]

@philxbefore9 Lol, THAT'S who he sounds like!

[flagpoonage]

@tyguy0256 Your time would be better utilized doing something other than getting famous on Youtube.

[burningled]

@tyguy0256 Step one: Stop using '2' in place of 'to' (or too, or two; please don't get those confused either).

Step two: Improve your grammar in general. From there, you can work.

[shoegazer666]

@tyguy0256 don't listen to the haters brah. just do your thang and fuck all them haterz.,

[tyguy0256]

@shoegazer666 Thanks man! I really appreciate the support!

[TidalRay89]

how do u put my dame channel in white in red letters

[amaliorad]

check my vids out<3

[JahnnaRandall]

This is the most entertaining tutorial I've ever watched. The commentary adds to the video lol

[SpaceFilmStudios]

I searched '1' on google and came here.

[aSOULproduction]

your girlfriend is a bitch haha



[shalmont]

How did this get so many likes? its not even basic, this is simple shit......

[MusicandGamesandStuf]

@shalmont

Because people suck at photoshop obviously.

[alefefilipe]

@ TheAndersonlouis  ATENDO SIM , ME LIGA AE , ENTÃO !

[alzxy]

lmfao !!

we suck at photoshop , yeah we do

but u suck in life lol 2:45

and 3:15

[SuperDarkknight92]

@alzxy bro your comment made me laugh so damn hard

[wikkidize]

@alzxy that was clearly staged

you dipshit

[Lysdexi]

U arent very good with photoshop urself

[TheBootyGeeks123]

Anyone else think this guy is smoking something?

Btw check out my channel TheBootyGeeks123

[bluemartianman]

Lmfao!!! Awsome vid. Verry good information.

[sausagepwn]

Wow lovely wife you got yourself.

[Jackmachinima]

and you sucjk at spelling

[JoshKolenko]

@Jackmachinima I WAS GONNA PUT THAT THEN I SAW UR COMMENT. DAMNIT.

[DamnedGamers]

@Jackmachinima He did that on purpose. Relax.

[Jackmachinima]

@DamnedGamers i dont need to relax i was never angry or anything about this lol

[CrazyStuntmen8000]

@Jackmachinima if you watch all these, youll get the joke

[TheVelle954]

i do my taxes the same way

[TheVelle954]

like for people doing there taxes

[LolVermillion]

Thank you for reminding me of one of the reasons I'm never getting married haha!

[liquidfear1]

for some reason this senario that this dude gives sounds very personal lol

[bflaves123]

4 years later and its still great

[LordNecro0]

Your on a mac...you suck bro.

[jaminscript]

@LordNecro0 *you're

:P

[LordNecro0]

@jaminscript dude, its the internet, im not wasting time perfecting my grammar for fuckwits who use mac's

[MrSillySam24]

best parts in the video- 0:01 2:45 and 3:17

[Shadowshamer]

Simply the best tutorial ever! xD

[Animegirl22100]

all i want to say is U SUCK AT SPELLING

[KinsTV]

dane cook?

[1000000DJDeath]

we found ur real name JOHNY!! its not Dony XD

[PitchBlackGuitarMan]

this is the best series your other videos are crap

[MajorPwnage96]

My name is Josh, and you suck at spelling.

[joshuastanford]

where is your taxes brother ?

[bobobo2221]

i rofld for the first time in my life at this

[themiff]

You suck at taxes

[GaiaonlineHD]

FUCKING LOL

[Android718]

Bro i think you need some help

[mario1234camachoz]

he is doing taxes =? LOL

[M16TOM]

lol joker 

[Georgiebehrr]

hahahaha

[avanadrummer]

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[MotorsportCrazy]

God your depressing!

[JakeOutLoud]

behemoth ftw!

[scrapmetaljack]

fuck you



[VXxXAzzAXxXV]

omg, this was the best series.

[thepeopleinthebag]

Lol.. Andy(The 40 year old virgin)

On Photoshop in the basement after a few years of marriage

With Trish

xD

[ThejvideoPRO]

hey

love your videos but above your video in the left theres suppost to be your name but theres now a picture how did you do that??????

[TheRiskyBoxSpread]

If the Vanagon is rocking,

don't ... my wife is being drilled by some guy named Ricky.

[DrMopinker]

Behemoth! Fuck yeah!! :D

[MoeBitches1992]

You can hear the despair in his voice at the end. Its priceless.

[Admiral3131]

Haha, I love that right after the guns is his marriage certificate.

[assasin123412]

I know i have a copy of it some where. Guns, Guns, Guns, Guns, Oh here it is!

[deliciousdazmo]

I love this and subscribed. Please watch Thatch Close - puppets are not just for kids....

[Tru5tno1]

some people might grab the perspective tool but umm.. there big pussies

[sincityryder]

Dude you just made an Instant fan!!!!! ( wifes gettin drilled by ricky!!) omg effin awesome.

[guled1010]

she sounds hot

[vattenskootern]

REaaal nice text effect /watch?v=UNaZR0afruQ

[minimoyz811]

the wife came...hahaha! an epic tutorial...nearly busted!

[weWILLskate]

Disturbed by the gun images...

[zawol17]

This series is fucking awesome.

[crapadotol]

I didn't watch this though....

[syafiqpilot]

You suck at spelling . lol

[JakeModdy]

Pedophile van much?

[123412DAS]

/watch?v=Utg5xVecgPA Best Fire Text Effect On Youtube HD !!!

[xXzerosk8er4lifeXx]

nice background SATANIST!

[mlarqto]

jaja nice wife jajaa

[VenoviHD]

kindest intro ever

[morieth1]

/watch?v=EHv_5QsEFEc

CHECK OUT MY PHOTOSHOP EDITIONS COMPILATION

=)

[danzdesignz08]

Please take a look at my design page on facebook just type in 'crash pig designz' thankyou :D

[slamrock17]

the reason my wife wouldn't be nagging me down in the basement is because she would still be in the kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!

[viperwv]

first off if my wife was in a van with someone a restraining order wouldn't be an issue and a marriage certificate wouldn't be needed and she sure as hell wouldn't be walking down the stairs asking what I was doing because she would still be picking her ass up off the floor

[502patate]

im in the basement, working on, um... taxes!

[AmandaSawAGhost]

whoah do you worship the devil?

[OfficialMikaUSA]

@AmandaSawAGhost Lmao. Hahaha, no, he listens to Behemoth, it's a metal band.

[salma36513]

suck u

[Franzo203]

@salma36513 ?

[salma36513]

such u

[zaktt]

what are you doing? (in working on taxes) what do you mean taxes? (im writing off furniture...) oh jesus christ *walks off*

[Tru5tno1]

comedy genious

[Mazahidul1]

u sound like u have a boner

[DanielJamesHoughton]

LOLOLOL

[kapullas]

Excellent editing.

[bolvengangiir]

you sucjk at spelling.

[CharlesBloodInit]

Donnay were are you, im in the basement im errrrrrr working on taxes. BULLLLLSHITTT

[muska2vaucresson]

YOU suck at photoshop, my brother is 5 and better than you !

[iliadimo]

hahaha in the 2:45 and 3:18 was funny :D :D :D

[DCGamingVideos]

my name's Donnie,too, lol

[alisontrumpet]

hara te tssra quani to be alienui ! poiu akiffõ

[SoSogamereviews]

this is a lesson if you have cold feet dont marry

[misspixiee]

is this real?

[Mr135GUY]

@misspixiee watch the whole series and tell me if its real....

[ftrggggggggggggggggg]

i'm in the basement oh shut up :D

[TheShinister]

ALL HAIL BLACK METAL! BEHEMOTH! \m/

[MrGrumpyThunder]

Ugh Jesus Christ, (Fuck you) ;P

[tettj]

Johny ...where are you??

I'm in the basement...i'm working on taxes

:)):)):))

[DreamTeam6969]

@tettj donny

[845MX5]

@tettj i cant believe so many people gave this a thumbs up. His name is DONNIE. Not Johny. It says right in the description.

[tettj]

@845MX5 Now what ? will you kill me ? Suck it bitch !



[845MX5]

@845MX5 Dude, i was pointing out that at least 55 people didnt hear his name properly. What does that have to do with killing you or sucking it? Its ok to be a normal person on the internet. Not everything has to be about "ill kill you/fuck you up" or "suck it/get fucked" Jesus christ

[Sexalize]

I have to admit, I have to watch the whole series atleast 3-7 times a week just because of how awesome it is

[Sikeman214]

you suck at spelling... XD

[gidro1998]

I dont know how to draw

[kagai2000]

rofl this is incredible.

[Skaxarrat]

What effect he choosed at 3:00?

[rupert484]

@Skaxarrat Lighten. Or overlay, not sure which you were wondering.

[Skaxarrat]

@rupert484 Overlay. Thanks :)

[darktimes258]

@Skaxarrat Overlay



[BearHunterPROJECT]

Which episode did dane cook agree to be in ?

[SilentZV2]

I LOVE the negative attitude lol

[sindingbat]

Behemoth <3

[TehJuggalo93]

you have convinced me to start messing around with photo shop XD

[starbucks2101]

You Sucjk at Photoshop :D

[cartopcomb1088]

is that ya mum talking?

[07hesky07]

bahahahaha dude ur great

[mrstripwire]

hahah* that`s freakin great =)

[adnanf27]

how did he even get on that page from photo shop

[dontstopsuckmycock]

thumbs up if you searchhed you suck because you was bored

[GTrizza]

Lol r u dane cook?

[DarthNefarian]

@GTrizza watch the latter episodes and you'll find out ;]

[xMD123x]

D:< not nice!

[Rollercoast3000]

hahahaha i love the start!