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  • Nice Shoes xD

  • hitman of fastfood chains.

  • if he was a real fan he would lose weight and shave his head

  • LOL.

  • Murders ...

    Some murders takes seconds ...

    Some murders takes minutes ...

    Some murders takes hours ...

    Hes murders takes years ...........

  • if you guys spent as much time and energy as you have playing and mimicking the game on your school work, you would be able to spell properly.

  • have you been eating your enemies?

  • "comEing" ))))

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  • NOT FUNNY XXL

  • lolololol "fatty 47 silent sausage" lolol im crying

  • he is agent XXL.

  • only thing that he hits is a hot dog stand

  • no hitman but fatman :D

  • ajajja asi kedo el gordo vastardo pegado en el pc

  • It's still more moke alike the game than the actual movie turned out to be, good job.

  • Fatman

  • I love how everyone is focusing on the guy's weight, kinda creepy. :/

  • awesome

  • beautiful

  • Hitman have you been eating your targets? You've gained some weight.

  • Fatman : Lunch Money

  • hahaha hitfat

  • comeing this fall

  • Shaut thats was better then the real movie

  • AWESOME! (loud applause in the background) BRAVO

  • FACEPALM

    

  • Press 0:54 over again..LOL

  • 0:52 :D

  • Oh geez 47 i looking..Fat ? xD

  • Hey Agent 47, ate lots of potato chips?

  • i would chop my balls off to see this movie were is it i lood on netflix i cant find it

  • comeing....HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

  • was that a bald cap or an extra small shower cap?

  • Warning Guards are now looking for a suspicious fat bald man with a balloon on his head

  • learn how to spell @coolrmg71 the word is not "comeing" it is coming. 

  • COMING THIS FALL; FATTY 47.... fat twat-.-

  • Жирный мексиканец - это конечно жесть. Только из уважения к толстым детям плюсанул.

  • IS THAT A GODDAMN CONDOM ON YOUR HEAD KID?!

  • fatman: meat money

  • Guards now looking for a suspicious bald fat man

  • @faZGGot This made me actually lol

  • Isn't this supposed to be funny? or the Fatman makes it funny XD

  • Fat 47 can't pass from gates to kill the target

  • haha a fat kid in a suit with a plastic bag over his head HAHAHA classic.

  • Fatman 5 : Being A Big Chubby Bastard

  • its good that the fat kid from modern family is taking on some more adult roles

  • COMEING

  • :59

    He forgot to turn off the oven..

  • comeing next fat

  • To the ones who played Hitman 2:"47,your stuff will be behind the boxes marked FCK"

    47:"FCK?I thought it was KFC!Shit,at least those hamburgers tasted good.Hmmm burgers!"

  • LOL THIS SHIT MAKES ME LAUGH SO FATASS!!!

  • @ThatRandomDude98 Oh dear.. xD

  • Is there a way to unsee this?

  • 47 is having some skin problems on his scalp it seems.

  • this is 47 after the KFC visit !

  • eatman - fart & candies

  • comeing next fail!

  • EATMAn-fat money

  • fail

  • 1:54 thats just gay you fat fag

  • He better looks in the dark...

  • Amendment XXXL

  • LOOOOOOOOOOL so this shit never came out rite?

  • nice haircut

  • Wow if you where chasing someone up the stars any more than that you would have a fvkin heart attack.And really you call that stealth or something by leaving on the light while taking the shot.Oh boy you sure got the upper hand right there,And then you attack that paki in the bathroom stall and roll your fat ass on the floor a bit .WTF where was ths movie made in mexico...

  • Fatman-cornedbeef

  • he looks exactly like agent 47

  • aside from an obese 47, this is not a bad trailer

  • best, nice geck dude. hahah

  • I believe 47 is at least 6'2" tall with 180 to 200 pounds of lean muscle?

  • Agent 47 inch b!tch tits

  • he looks like a friggin mafia-boss thats ready to kill 38 orphans.

  • fatty 47-sillent sausage

  • @VampireIchiho no, silent fart!

  • @VampireIchiho I was thinking more along the lines of Sausage Assassin

  • what the fuck is on he's head?!

  • @8ballWASD A really poorly put on bald cap.

  • @8ballWASD well..it could be a baloon or condom :D

  • @VampireIchiho I'd rather say it is used condom :D

  • @8ballWASD a pastry bag filled with mayonnaise? lol

  • He didnt open the window..

    Meaning glass would ricochet from the bullet impact and go into his face and probrably blind him.

  • Hitman put on a few pounds )

    

  • target...donut...target...donu­t.....aaaaah doooonuuut !!

  • Or maybe its a supermarket bag in the head

  • why the hell does he have duct tape in the head

  • best movie ever made

  • Fatman, After Lunch

  • the house blows up

  • which game is it?

    1. "FATMAN Codename 147 Pounds"?

    2."FATMAN Silent Fart"?

    3."FATMAN Contract With McDonald's" ?

    4."FATMAN Lunch Money "?

  • He filmed it at his school. Pretty sure you get suspended for bringing replicas of firearms to school or at least bullied by the kids for that.

    LOL

  • @TrollingOnline did get bullied at the end? or somthing?

  • FAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL

  • WORST editing i've ever seen

  • COMEING THIS FALL... oh snap!

  • Holy Jeezus! They cloned Luca Brasi. After he slept with the fuckin fishes.

  • no no no!!! you look too silly for hitman

  • ok in all honesty... would you hire him?

  • @HailEnki91 TROLOLOLOLOLOL

  • it looks lke hitman let himslef go a little

  • ok here its the weckness of this hitman..

    Donuts..

    Ice cream

    chicken

  • Fat clone Lol

  • wow nice one

  • 0:55 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • nice,,bwahahahaha,..so funny.

  • Fail.

  • damn 47 you got fat an you magical turned asianish

  • He isn't fat! He's just swallowed all his weapons to smuggle them and put his best, thickest kevlar vest! I just wonder, what the fuck is this thing on his head for? ;d

  • Condom on your head?

  • LoL funny!!!

  • you spelled coming wrong.

    

  • Dude this is actually really epic!

  • EIPC :D

  • i can hear the BB's rattling around in that "Sniper Rifle" lol.

  • A wild snorlax appears!

  • Hitman? but Fatman !

  • hahahaha nice 5/5!

  • XD

    ))))

  • hitman grew pretty fat :D

  • oh mio dio huahuahuahuahua

  • dont dislike this vid read the title very clear first!

  • hi t-man lol its t-man

  • "COMEING this fall"??????? Jeeez...

  • Fatman not hitman ;D fnny though

  • Fatman - Lunch Money

  • @Eizuli EPIC lol

  • @Eizuli maybe money fo lunch?

  • @Eizuli I wouldn't come up with better comment xD

  • @Eizuli  BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  • @Eizuli Funniest Comment ever!!! dude:D 

  • @SeriousMediaTV Not a dude, but thanks anyway! :]

  • @Eizuli LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • That was cruel..............and funny

    Fartman - Silent Assassin

  • @Eizuli hahaha

  • @Eizuli haha still top comment after a year

  • Don't think 47's been on a contract IN A WHILE. He's let himself go... and his head looks like foreskin.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg HAHAHAHA

  • damn hitman was fat whe he was a kid

  • HITMAN IS NOT FAT ! hahahahahahahahhaaha

  • BMI 47 :-p

  • i like his haircut

  • wow agent 47 has let himself go since his last movie and now hes working with bb guns

  • lol, that is agent 250 pounds..... lol hahahahahahaha

  • not hitman...fatman..hahahaha! Agent 87...

  • primero bajale unos 30 kilitos mas y con gusto podrias ser el agente 47=D saludos

  • Agent FAT! HAS RETURNED !

  • It's spelled "coming" not "comeing" drop the "e" when it becomes a gerund.

  • wow it's not hitman it's fatman trailer

  • Nice ^^

  • прическа убила

  • Fat hitman

  • lllllllllllllllllloooooooooooo­llllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • agent 47 ate mcdonalds for the past 5 years when he left to like china on the end of hitman 4 and now he wheres a womens underwear on his head as a disguise 0:34

  • wrong title this is fatman not hitman

  • when did Agent 47 get fat?!? screw your video !

  • haha bald and fat epic lol

  • hitman really let himself go. what did his last contract end in mcdonalds lol.

  • @undyingpain87 ha lmfao

  • hahahahahaha

  • lol the suit doesn't fit on him

  • i love the flashbacks!!!!!

  • ROFL :D

  • In a cloning incident Mr. 47. is become to FAT? :D

  • @TheTakasy lmao!!!

  • rofl, nice "bald"

  • MOvie's title "Hitman Got FAT!!"

  • Hitman is illiterate he don't know how to spell "coming"

  • dude you're fat, 47 has a kick ass body, you are just a fat f###

  • XDDDDDDDDDDDDD esta bakna

  • hahahahahahaha

  • Bhundh Man

  • A clone missed...

    Note that it has difficulty climbing stairs ...

  • Oh man, you could have had some much fun with that n become internets famous.

  • lol a fat hitman XD

  • Eat Man.