40 ways to annoy the volturi

[smackurface1999]

Here's a way to annoy the hell out of Edward....buy him a dog for his birthday and name it Jacob

[cutiepink569]

Aro did kill didyme and Marcus knows that.........

[corndogwhat]

So aparently,Ciaus lost to a werewolf?If so,when?TELL ME NOW!!!PLEASSSSEEEEEEEE!!!

[SonneGoddess]

@corndogwhat he was attacked.

[corndogwhat]

So aparently,Ciaus lost to a werewolf?If so,when?TELL ME NOW!!!

[teamedward1100000]

haha LUV IT!!!

41.Tell caiuse hes old and weak if he almost lost to a werwolf

[feenee97]

tell aro youll report him for paedophelia if he ever kisses jane again ( he did this in new moon)

[thespaceguineapig]

Vampires will never hurt you because the are fairys

[leon11146]

love them all!!

;-D

[leon11146]

#24

cool!! I didn't know Aro had a Porshe!

;-D

[zippocullis]

@leon11146 he doesn't. Alice stole it already, it was a porsce 911

[leon11146]

#11

I don't think you'll survive.

B-D

[PillowHey]

8 ;L

[Usernameinvalid59]

41. pretend to be a vampire with an unusual power(being able to make people cry by saying certain things!!!ex:be a jerk!!!),join them,and get a werewolf in on the prank and have him "imprint" on you and have him follow you around all the time,even into the castle!!!!

[HorseyWitchOfTheEast]

26 is wrong because they scare me

[Darkprincess45000]

41. Walk up to Caius when he walks in wearing old century clothes "Sexy! I like my men in tights!"

42. Walk up to Caius and imitate his line "She knows too much"

43. Get Caius a werewolf for Christmas and his birthday.

[bbtdgfan890]

#36 Hell Yeah!

[Donkeygerl]

No reason 26

tell them they're not vampires but fairy's cause they sparkle

[GirlAtHomeRightNow]

have them see a doctor for depression xD

[CanvasKirby]

Vampires Will Never Hurt You, as long as they don't bite you.

[XBabyxxGirlX13]

i liked the one about demetri

[queenandcorgis]

I thought of another way to annoy the Volturi:

Give Aro a puppy for christmas.

[DawnSkye816]

that is sooooooo hilarious!!! great ideas!

[kitty2ism]

i love # 38 where it says make them go to counsling and talk about their problems

[blkprde4evr]

#8 is cute!

[AliceandMillie]

lol this made me laugh very much as the night i first saw ths video i had a dream about running around the volturi covered in glitter shouting im a sparkly vampire and blaming it on aro >0< was a funny dream :D x

[nessiecullen7]

lololololololololololol!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!! that was sooooooooooooooooooooo funny! luved it!

[TheRealTDICourtneyi]

Nice XD but I wouldn't do any of this because then I would be dead after 10 seconds.

[samanthajane76]

Ha Ha i loved number 20, and number 33 had me howling with laughter :)

[Sputnekdesigns]

@samanthajane76 lol nice pun... howling heehee

[theamvgirlx]

I have a vid like this on my channel! Come watch and comment!

[H2ORoxdahouse]

38 was epic lol

[romeosqueene11]

lol. egg the castle, 2

[ilovesawyer815]

who really killed Didyme?

[shivangheni]

@ilovesawyer815

Didyme was the wife of Marcus

[H2ORoxdahouse]

@ilovesawyer815 aro killed Didyme, because Marcus and her were about to run away from the volturi. Didyme's gift was to make everyone happy, so after her death, Marcus is always utterly bored

[blkprde4evr]

@H2ORoxdahouse What book was that in?

[H2ORoxdahouse]

@blkprde4evr i read it somewhere. stephenie meyer mustve said it in an interview

[AlixMalfoyPotter]

LILY EVANS!...:P Harry Potter...

[MEGHANABILA]

@AlixMalfoyPotter oh i didnt realize that lol

[theamvgirlx]

@DesiPattinson 47:Say that they suck werewolf balls and Dracula is ashamed of them.

[theamvgirlx]

the volturi are like annoyance targets! every time someone in twilight is depressed or annoyed they pay the volturi a visit! lol

[musicfan10001]

Dont do 21.. renesmee could get hurt but good job

[emochick2016]

This is the best video EVER. The song is amazing. Well any MCR is amazing <333333333333 and these reasons make me laugh! <3

[nicoleyohsis]

41. Tell Alec to take away your sense of hearing because Jane is talking too much and that you'd rather be deaf than listen to her. (Make sure Jane is listening ^_^.)

[MsJblover222]

@nicoleyohsis i stared cracking up when i saw this haha

[TeamAlecVolturi]

at 2:56 my sign would say "I love you Alec!" screw demetri!

[Phsycosister14]

what part of "Don't irritate the volturi unless you want to die." don't you get? (Love the vid. But I would put a warning lable there. Cuze if the vamps were real, this would get you killed! LMAO @ #9!

[SuperKaitie333]

If you do any of these near the Volturi, you're screwed.

[loveesTokioHotel]

nr 4 was just cruel.. XD

[ToxicScreamo928]

#47. tell caius every time he feeds god kills a kitten. act offended when he doesnt care lol

[Happybritishbunny]

brill!

[ilovekisame9]

what alec does not get annoyed or some thing cause he was not in here same with felix

[legendofthewolves]

lol they would rip my head of and eat me alive if i did that

any way that was pic great job

[Deathscythetransform]

I hate the volturi

[Koolaidizrockin]

I like 33 best

[BF4L96]

this is soo freaking funny. i love it! :] lol.

[edwardandshanedawson]

lmao this is so fhucking great luv it plz plz plz make more!

[EdwardandBella1918]

@ #4: Good job researching. Not a lot of people know about that. :D and LMAO at # 23 and # 31 XD

[theamvgirlx]

@EdwardandBella1918 I have one: #45 run around voltarra naked the see aro (still naked) that'll get u killed, im sure

[TheSharmain]

45.

go outside on a sunny day with blood make sure Aros there. stand in sunlight make sure the blood is very tempting. If your lucky and Aro goes in the sunlight make sure all the members of the volturi are watching.

[dancer3021]

Lol I have another one superglue aro to his weard chair

Great vid thoe

[stsars13]

haha #4 Tell Marcus that Aro killed Didmye...Epic

[teamedwardismine]

i would do anything if it got me close to Alec the hottest volturi there is and will ever be(Cameron Bright!!!)

[99graciegrace]

he won't even get past the first the first one because aro would have killed him already

[99graciegrace]

ha ha ha number 3 lol aro would get a battering

[WithLoveAliceCullen]

#37 is a WIN!!! And #43 : Ask them if they have a bathroom or if you are gonna have to just shit on the floor. #44 : Tell them you are a vampire slayer. #44 : Turn Gianna into a vampire and have her go stand in the public in daylight.

[Hermione5445]

lol

[TheSharmain]

41.

If they ever want you to take them some where. Go in a HUGE circle and take them back where you guys started and say "Here we are!"

[1992Medusa]

42.

Tell them all those pretty statues in Greek, Rome etc. are actually dead vampires.

[TheSharmain]

This would be REALLY helpful for the cullens

[Avbrv22]

I would SO DO NUMBER $.

[Prive79]

haha lolz

[Dani7aC]

28th is the best

[collie29669]

thts my fav 2

[1oh1its1jbaby1]

i dont know why but number 34 had me in fits i could just imagine it happening :)

[MsLucidCullen]

I agree!!!! I could REALLY imagine that happening, too!!!! :) ;D

[MrsEdwardCullen786]

haha 31 is hilarious!

[mcrlover666lover]

awesome!!! the perfect fit!!! My chemical romance and twilight!!!!!!!!!!!1

[trevorsgrl15]

totally awesome video! way 2 go!

[dizziegirlie2]

i love the volturi these are so cool

[devilchick2098]

lol love them.plz make more.i have one. its not that good

41. Go to them and yell "i know everything there is to know about vampires and theres nothing u could do about it. would u really hurt cute little me?*cuteface*

42.bring them a werewolf (leah) and tell them she did this love-at-first-sight thing that they call "imprinting" on aro.

[gwainee]

lol on 42! hurrah,

[devilchick2098]

aww thanks they just like poped into my head

[MrsEdwardCullen786]

haha those are good! specially #42! :)

[devilchick2098]

thanks

[MrsEdwardCullen786]

ur welcome btw way u should make ur own :)

[TeamJacob428]

@MrsEdwardCullen786 Ther is no 42?

[MrsEdwardCullen786]

lol i was referring to devilchick2098's post

they made up a 41 and 42 :D

[TeamJacob428]

OH OKAY

[MrsEdwardCullen786]

lol ya its cool youtube can be confusin :)

[SuperJane95]

@devilchick2098 I SOOOO LOV THE VOLTURI, but i would so piss them off just for fun=DLMAO!!!!!!!! GOOD JOB*

[kinkykitty910]

i would sooooo do # 30!!!

[ilovewebkinztheyrule]

you would be dead after yuo said all these , no even 2 of these LOL

[Lilpudintader]

LOL i like the one tht says can they turn u in2 a vampire so u can join the cullens and the revealing outfits one ha ha! and the stare in front of a mirror naked lol and my favorite of ALL is make them go 2 counceling lol

[linzeyluv]

the volturi ARE on the good side. It said it in Breaking Dawn

[gwainee]

they like to abuse their power though.

[TeamVolturi12]

the cullens SO DONT pwn the volturi!

[gwainee]

yes they do, cos they're vegetarians.lol

[devilchick2098]

they arnt vegatarions are they? i think iv seen pics of them with bright red eyes

[Naaavii]

Nope, they're not. When Carlisle told them about his lifestyle they were fashinated but not convinced enough to try it out themselves

[ytytyt999888]

i tried these and lived 2 tell it!!!!!

[burnin4Christ]

the other clan that they fight with are the romanians not the romans!

[thebeatlesnatalie]

I like #4- tell Marcus that Aro killed Didyme!

[TheAliceCullen17]

i loved 11

[RockPwnsYou]

Lol, I wonder if Caius would kill me if I did 11...

LOL, 17 could end badly... for the Volturi xD

[hollisterlover451]

omg u would defintelly provoke them and die but lol

[celleste32]

haha id do 11!!!!

[thatdamnstupidlamb]

Number 34, all the way!!!!

[csv35]

I liked the one where it said give them a werewolf for their birthday

[Baloonsnufsaid]

i would do number 3. Haha. They were all so funny. 38 was funny too :) 21 is mean. But still funyy. :D

[macjoel2009]

i like 38

[tompkinsdancer28]

aro has a yellow porche...sincw when? lol

[jstdoinme3]

These arent that funny...

[person125697]

Number 23 was clever

[diddies74]

that was so funny great video lol so funny

[296080501]

hahah! i like 27!

[delfinazulcr]

This is so fun!!!

LOL!!!

[NotoriousGossipGirl]

I would soooo do number 33 XDD

[RonjusAndDorus]

2:31 LOL!!!! I would totally do that

[KevinJoeNickalways95]

2:51!!

thts something i would do :]

[eclipselover1992]

aro had a sister

[eclipselover1992]

how did didyme die its not mentioned in any of the books its a mystrey

[1235link]

I think she was killed by a real werewolf.

Not like Jacob but by the children of the moon

Thats why marcus hates the children of the moon.

It is mentioned very briefly somewhere in one of the books. And by briefly I mean Its made up of one sentance that u could miss easily.

[GarrettsGirlMahea]

lol this is funny, especially #27 and #40 lol

[JRRVampire]

...Team Volturi lolz

[peaceluvjonas4eva]

How many do you think we could get away with before getting killed by Caius (and his new pet werewolf!)? lol <3d it!

[HaleyDCullen]

idk, but this is like a suicide list!

[sbmileypenguin761]

haha it is!

[sbmileypenguin761]

umm 3? lol

[spazticgoose]

#31!!!!!!!!

[PvnsPttrSkwlkr]

hahaha #24 thats a really great idea lol !

and OMG! # 34

[lemongirlohyeah]

I would actully do # 34 so that I can ask to be a Vampire then I would run away to find the Cullens and, if they come after me, i can go " nah nah nah nah nah- we have the werewolves !!"

OR

"We have Bella, so you can bite my beautiful, shiney Arse !!!!!!!"

[RailiJaklitch6]

nice!!! i totallly agree with u there!!!!!

[a97judy]

tell the wolvs that vampiers r on fire!!!

[GoogleKate]

Aro did kill Didyme. She and Marcus wanted to leave the Volturi and Aro wanted to keep them in his coven so he killed her.

[sbmileypenguin761]

that shows how much compassion aro has he killed his sister/freinds wife

[cowluver979]

this is dumb.

horrible.

[sheego9]

hahahaha wow! this was funny... their depression.. haha

[Relaygirl7]

u forgot about calling them onions.

[mskenziecullen]

Lolz, Love them all!

[micanedithbff]

Lolz 21 ND 22 So Funny

[xxbestiiesfoliifexx]

hahahhaha this is hilarious (:

[gameboy333333333]

hahahah !!! counseling !! nice one ;)

[iftheworldwascadbury]

LOL. 0:38.

[weirdness14]

ROTFL!!!!!

[1esme101]

i just love #24! XDXDXDXDXD

[joeissexy101]

" i love demetri!" lol forget demetri! I love the cullen boiz!

[skittles478]

LOL @ 38 & 39

[nickfan118]

love the 40th one ooooooooooooooo

[p0wnenoobs]

Robs b-day is in 8 days YAAAAAY cool vidio i love the one about bedtime stories lol cant wait for the next one!!!!

[joeissexy101]

less than 8 days! 6 days! may 13th! I love  rob!

[XxHgxX1]

hahahahahahahah!!! that was sooo funi! " Look i'm a sparkly vampire!" haha i can't wait for the werewolf one xD

[HEHsportsfan52]

What really happened to Aro's sister i don't remember

[twilightfan1021]

aro killed her

[cuitenumber1]

iam gonna do 33 cause its not that dangerous

[JacobBlackDisorder]

y does every stinkin person say they hate Taylor Lautner? y'all don't hve no reason for hatin him! i mean i hte rob pattinson but u don't see me tryin to say that all over the internet do ya?

[cuitenumber1]

noooo i love taylor lautner !!!!

[aysileah]

Taylor is waaaay better than Robert. Just like Jacob is waaaay better than Edward.

I love Jacob (L).

But I also love the Volturi.

And I think I would be friends with Alice.

But I love Jacob the most, XD.

[pukkytepim]

if you try to do any of this things they will kill you in a second... but i still like the video

keep doing videos like this one!!!

XD

[lilmissconfuzzled13]

plz dont try these unless ur suicidal or it wudnt b a very good idea people

[cincinlolz]

i think u would die if u tried any of these...unless u were somehow able to kill them all...lolz great vid!

[AiakBananas]

I truly love these reasons.

[nikarookun]

i disagree with #26. they could scare ppl b/c of how they look. since all they do is sit down and do nothing else their skinn= is all white and papery. that could scare some ppl.

i still love the vid. it was awsome.

i have some suggestions 4 the wolf vid.

1. give them peanut butter for a snack

2. give them all matching sparkly pink collars

3. when they are just walking put a leash on and say "im walking the dog"

thats all i have. i think these would be funny.

cant wait for the nxt vid!

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

I think somebody loves Tokio Hotel! I mean LilyEvans. Yes, that's their sign. Heh heh, my friend, Rachel and I need all the Tokio Hotel fass we can get! lol!

[sasukeisanerd]

XD if you would do this ones, you would be killed XD

[aysileah]

GO TEAM VOLTURI!

You could make so many things with them. They're so... funny. They've got such a personality. I'd love to be one of them

[dottariffic]

apart from some atrocious spelling mistakes.......... This is awsome

[Leanarda1216]

Totally wicked!! Now anyone want to use these facts on them right now??

[china104104]

i laugh at every single one.

[darkxfairies]

lol

[bloodpotter]

lol, so funny dude!