See how Japanese speak English!

[Swedishpersondude]

0:43 ! Must be Japanese :P

[VIKUTORUNOKEN]

amazing!!

[bakeryssoul]

0:35 .... It starts to sound like Jap...

[LoveAnime031]

wooooow! I have no idea what you are saying but it's soooo cooool I want to talk like that!

[IAABFOBJ]

wtf how could i pronounce like this?? (though im a japanese lol)

[Hellbound46]

fightin_ghu

[panfeanor]

Co ja słucham?



[zooropah82]

Just stop saying -O at the end of every word, FFS !!!

[Criminal110s]

啊????这是英语?我完全听不懂,分明是日语

[joelbato96]

its sound more like indian.

[korou1910]

逆に英語の字幕見てカタカナ英語でしゃべれるなんてすごい

[Snommando]

How could you think it to be italian? febrinabuliereva?

[febrinabulliereva]

His english is funny... for a while I believe he's speaking spanish or italian XDD

[AlexEuwey]

it seems that he really enjoy speaking English by the accent

[jip2918560]

fxxk japanese!

[jip2918560]

傻B小日本

[Debu233]

What's up with the u at the end of everything?

[nachomorpheus]

Why mister andasaaaaaaannn!!

[thanhhentai]

what the fuck !??

[anotherturkey]

its-su pointoress-su to keep-pu fighting-gu. hWhy misuta andasohn, hWhy? hWhy du you pashisut-to?

[OnLySiz]

omg. Fucking So funny

[muaath1989]

مسكين لو يبي يحكي عربي وش بيسوي بيتعفط لسانة ما قرا سورة الفاتحة

[xRenato100]

hWhy AHH mistah ANDERSO, hWHY do u PRESITO?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[babetiago]

loooooooool



[monsterofass]

Holy shit.......

[cyrdust]

Came from Japanica the wonderland.

[cyrdust]

Wrong! Andersen is a writer who wrote the princess mermaid.

[Sean117Ply]

They speak very sharply, where's native english speakers tend to draw-out words.

[bkm1104]

engRish

[starcraftfukes]

i cannot get anyting...

[tokiowater]

why mr andason? why do you parsistou?

lololololololololol

[NippleOfNippon]

He pronounced like that purposely.

[swbloveu]

.........lol japanese win

[LozerChic7]

sooo cuteee! I probably sound like this to japanese when speaking the language

[andrewmpll]

whai mister andreson whai whai whai whai do you do it? whai, whait get appu whai kip faithingu du you belive you're fightingu for somthingu for moreee you survaivaru can you tirll me what it is? do you even now. it's itu hurinom or thurusu perhaps peacu kuritu be horamu ilusion mr anderson paperisu of parseption temporiary konsuraklee of hiuman intelectuo tis paretiporitu [...] papasu [...] on do onlee curd invento somthing hiuman intelectuo insibito asurabu you must tiu bie ejblu too sie it

[774011735]

- - wtf

[nataruchi]

really I couldn´t listen anything

[y512516]

0:25

I loled 

[MrTobjor]

hahahaha... mistaa an da sonn.. damnnn luv japanglish!! lmfao

[tjmj101]

wait for it... wait for it......

@1:17 cue sick beat and reverse headbang

[88cong]

i like the accent~~

[11elza]

lol



[wolvesrain]

hey man are u on dope... and singing or you are doing rap (hiphop)

[Marinedude2]

I like his accent.

[zauxzero]

japanglish

[seyoun1994]

He needs read english completely..

[RobertOM95]

Why you keep on fightingUH?

[IlCapoBianco]

Whyüü ?? Why get upüüü ?? oh man i'm telling myself that every morning xD

[icceeQueen]

What's the name of this piece of music played in that video?

[alejovj7]

君のバージョンのほうがドラマチックっぽいと思う

i think your version is much more dramatic than the original

[Zheige]

MR. ANDERSONG..... MR ANDERSONG

[ps3Ahoy33]

Mr. Smith (japanese version): You must be able to shee it, Mr. Anderson.

Mr. Anderson: What? I must able to shit??

Mr. Smith: Ya Mr. Anderson. You must be able to shee it.

Mr. Anderson: I am able to shit!!

Mr. Smith: Then why Mr. Anderson??

[DubbalDeal]

matturiksu

[Badapple2312]

chinese?

[KubernetePirata]

@Badapple2312

read the vid title

[RedBlazeLover]

Survival=Sabaibaru

[morty125]

WHY DO YOU PARSISTO?

[fenicks2]

he is just don;t study alphabet.

[Abc123greeneemily]

He says "Mr. Andersan" weirdly o_o''

[administratorius1]

my Shity City XD shity wong and shity sushy :D (South Park) XD

[administratorius1]

:D funny accent :D but chinese is much more funny :D

[iG4ai]

sounds like broken robot

[RamsayReport]

0:13 DoU you belieVU you AA fightinGU foa someshinGU. lol

[T1000HD]

if you dont look at the subtitles on the tv, it still sounds japanese lol

[ryanw1401]

he has a strong accent...

[RamsayReport]

@ryanw1401

He intentionally used "perfect" Japanese accent.

Even Japanese people LOL with this video.

[billps34]

Strangely, it sounds as though it is completely still in Japanese

[RamsayReport]

@billps34

I think it's because he uses one consonant and one vowel for every syllable.

That makes English speakers awkward to pronounce Japanese,

and it makes Japanese speakers awkward to pronounce English.

[Nicatization]

it is like he still speaks japanese lol

[AshitaNoKanousei42]

”パハプスピス　クヂィトビフォラブ？”

[lMyJohnnyl]

why mista anderson why

[MuriloDZ]

@lMyJohnnyl Hahaha The japanese pronunciation is so really funny

[lMyJohnnyl]

@MuriloDZ do you belived you are fighting for something good?! for morden survival? do u even know.. ez it rtruesooo! mista anderson! lol and the rest i don't know what he saying xD

[jjkk11999933222233]

lol i kinda like it

[csrtitus]

This must be what english sounds like to foreigners. 

[petthemama]

Somethinguh

[rrzz44]

what's the piano song playing?

[Cobakaable]

@rrzz44 clubbed to death

[joelthj1]

Matrix nice!!!

nice accent

[susah135]

1:18 he flinched

[XxMajorHaddenxX]

i wish i speak japanese dammit

[devilhunterred]

@XxMajorHaddenxX Japanese is very easy to learn to speak, it's just hard to grasp its grammar structure because it's completely different than most languages in the world. They say verb first, then subject, not subject first then verb.

[snaip]

@devilhunterred Verb is last, dear. Subject-object-verb. In English it's Subject-verb-object.

[Totallyfizzle]

I love how he ends a lot of sentences with "uh".

[JL21VC]

i thought he was speaking japanese- -

[usws]

He gets real excited when the fighting starts :D Oh, and is this also part of karaoke?

[limsmoke91]

hey anyone knows what movie isthis ?

[Amorfide]

@limsmoke91 the matrix i think

[MsBbycakes02]

Haha sounds like French if you ask me (;

[RazorPhoenix7]

HAU ABAUTO HOWAITO PEEPOLE SPEAKU JAPANEESU?

[sashwrecks]

YU MAS BI ABER TO SI IT MISTER ANDERSONG! 

[leo6chang]

最高~~

[452donny]

@PalmtopGirl He had tried his best. It's just that different country, different accent.

[moopMASTER2000Films]

WAI MISUTA ANDASON??? WAI DU YUU PASISSUTO?

[KIBI669]

This may be Latin of English accent.

[ethelglover]

Godd it was so hard to understand! haha! He did try. :3

[tinging0191]

全然わかりません

[XrayLancer14]

he just sounds like french\mexican accent

[skinkist]

whyeeee mister Aandersenoo whyeee youuu persistooo

[HIROTOf9]

hahaha! No kidding. it's very few case.

[iR0YB0T]

"WHY MISTEH ANDEHSON, WHY DO YOU PAH-SIST-UH" ROFLMAO

[TheRococoVogue]

Fightingu!

[Spazzosity]

lol blahlbahlbalhlahlrsogersgjseop­ghersgelgiuj After he started speaking fast it all got screwed up

[wre66425616]

no,he's speaking japanese

[TheBajingLoncat]

fatal fail

[WinterRose19]

When he says "love" I think he's saying "AS INSIGNIFICANT AS RUBBER"

[EvisceratorBand]

WEETHOUTO MEANINGU OR PAPAWSUU

[thfki999]

[strong vowel]

Japanese words always end with bowel.

his

do you do it ,more ,even ,could

are relativery well,I think.

[TheAeroTurtle]

He's doing this on purpose.

It's for this show thing..

Long story.

[Dzieciak1984]

almost like french accent

[khoiavo]

desperately = desu purat u ri tu..

[enpinion]

OMGlolololololololololol

[leekune]

really not clearly very special English

[emotechschool]

Hwai = Why

hwai mister undarsong, hwai hwai hwai..

hwai do you do it?..

Then He Can Say "Why"

why?why get up e?..

why keep fighting e?..

[Happyending0509]

omg his japanese english accent is like perfect its even difficult to do this man...

[yellowfriendzero]

what lol this guy is so awsome ,

[XxxSakura101]

This guy owns xD

[kisakushusaku]

why why guai jajajaaj good good japanese

[iDanapher]

lol I'm not hearing any english in there... LOL Actually I am.... BARELY haha

[SexVulture]

"fighting ooh"

[TiesPies]

you must be able to shiiiiit Mr Anderson that cracked me up

[Yubera2K10]

CHING CHONG

[PuRPLeTuTa]

hahahahaha cute <3

[utgardX]

AWESOME! xD

[kindachi74]

good job

[killawind1287]

I think Mr. Smith sounds better with a Japanese accent.,

[rodrigo9543]

@killawind1287 It´s very funny, his concentration seems like he´s acting on the movie. Very good! I learned too. Why Why Why ??

[distortionmaster20]

Hilarious! Though his English is far better than my Japanese. Great Job!

[mytube1868]

let's just say that, if i wasnt looking at the subtitles i'd understand only 60% of what he says :P

[coldshoulder14]

So we learn Japaneses in a classroom and the japanese just watch the matrix?

Japan 1

America 0

[petitmacaque]

You must be able to sh-it Mr. Anderson

[92397658]

うるさいねバカヤロー…

I bet those single language idiots out here won't succeed in life. Why? Cause' they're too much of a ninny to actually bother to learn a 2nd language, and will be stuck in English-speaking countries for the rest of their pathetic lives.

[ShyBlueEyes93]

@92397658

Well I speak English and I'm learning Japanese. Not all Americans are idiots and it's not really the American citizens as much as our government who are the idiots. Anyways, I think it is unfair for people to go to Japan and expect everyone to speak English there. Oh well, they are missing out on a fun language to learn. Their loss I suppose.

[92397658]

@ShyBlueEyes93 Yeah, I agree. My message was supposedly aimed at those who were mocking his English.

[Hanguk83]

@ShyBlueEyes93 not all Americans are idiots??? Holy Shit !! that's a fucking big news !!! :D :D :D

[ShyBlueEyes93]

@Hanguk83 No need for sarcasm =/

[Hanguk83]

@ShyBlueEyes93 hahahaha don't be sad, man ^^

[BleedingSunday]

@92397658

Oh wait, its a competion? How many do you speak?

[92397658]

@BleedingSunday Well, not that many, only 3. But at least I don't mock at people that speak a foreign language terribly. I know it is hard, and people here who most probably only speak English are mocking his English? Now that's a bit too harsh, eh?

[BleedingSunday]

@92397658

But it does make sense..

[nyahahahaha15]

sounds more like italian speaking rather than japanese speaking

[finallylucky]

What is a typical Japanese man ? He can't speak English and have a small penis......

[kickmyask82]

oh my goodness! i laughed so hard! this video and the funny comments just made my day. lmao..

[NostrilFish]

When you fuckers can read Japanese at the speed he's processing English, then you'll have the right to criticise this guy.

[JTX1000]

@NostrilFish I agree with this completely, it isn't his fault and we sound just as bad when we try and speak other languages. . . It IS pretty funny though

[TheWilliam0087]

he is ignoring the subtitles. itsu ii ho furedomu oo tsusu paahapusu piisu kuridubi horebu irusu misuta andosyon pakiripuso pashipusyon XD!

[1988gdyear]

want a real laugh? get them to say "city elections".... :D

[TheWilliam0087]

@1988gdyear they would say 'shidi eresyonsu (erection)'

[1988gdyear]

@TheWilliam0087 close. they would probably say "shity erections" - "shiti irekushonsu" "シティ　イレクションス"

[markdream7312]

it’s just fucked up...

congratulations,you invented a new language

[markdream7312]

it’s just fucked up...

congratulations,you invented a new language

[kindachi74]

This is good way to learn .

[xSasuNaruxEMOx]

lmao! xD i luv japanese peeps

[Ihatemelee]

i love the "uu" at the end of the "g"'s "why do you keep fightinguu"

[MaBu888]

His intentional humor is intentional.

his(u) intenshonaru humoru ixz intenshonaru.

[MaBu888]

I am reminded by

FAINARU FANTAJI!

[linkinpark4life08]

@MaBu888 Hahaha

[MaBu888]

I am a fonoroji nazi supeshalizingu in fonoroji!

[marqmike2]

Why do you keep fightingu?!?

[shmoofoobean44]

Woah slow down. it's hard for me to read those subtitles that fast. lol

[cha5]

Props to him, he does a better job speaking English than I could speaking Japanese.

[chivyionn]

it doesnt sound like English , it sounds more like Chinese....

[kawaiikazui]

@chivyionn Its japanese idiot.

[serefina123]

@chivyionn not mandarin but japanese .

[MissYamiChan]

so adorable ^^

[kindachi74]

Good

[darkninjawalljumper]

is it me or dose it sort of sound germen when he speak really fast i dont mean ant disrespect

[123kawaiigirl123]

its pointiresu tu kip faigtinguu!

waiii mistaa andesoooaan XD

[craponnaruto]

"You must be able to shit, Mr.Anderson, you must know it by know! You can't do it!" Poor guy, can't shit

[hbpencil]

mistaa andaason

[haseo52000]

Sound like jacky chan

[jaymov33]

"you must be abol to shee-it, mistaaa andaso!"

[TeeJay0506]

Omg! haha! Its so funny! He soundds like Japanese eventhough it is in English! lol!

Also he was into it too much! U can see it at 1:18 , he was like got hit by the guy! haha!

[wa67jr]

LOL "for more than your savaiveru"

[fijigofiji]

Go For IT!!

[zlcoolboy]

An A for effort, but when he had to speed up I couldn't understand him at all. =x