Boats and hoes lyrics

[8770snake]

IF YOU TOUCH MY DRUM SET I WILL STAB YOU IN THE NECK WITH A KNIFE111 lol

[xDaniax98]

So i dribbled once of laughter at this movie.

Moment. Of. My. Life!

[OmarWWERKO]

man this song is sooooooooooooooo FUNNY!!!

[macster109]

I'm in school rite now

[remedy1900]

Funniest movie ever.

[The1nhoj1]

0:45 enough said xD

[Bendiezel85]

Get out of my face or i'll round house your ass! LOL

[jessicaa123321]

curley head fuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheKpw1996]

Hey dereck you know whats good for shoulder pain? if you lick my butthole

[masonperkins47]

HAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ARABS CURRENTLY HAVE OIL! HAHAHAHA

[awsomejohn911]

once i saw the lyrics i realized how dirty this song is great but dirty

[MegaNugge]

HA SO KOOL NICE AWESOME TOO COOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mandilovee1]

I love when they tell the dad to shut up Lmao

[moldycheese9065]

lol i love the part when will ferrel burries his brother... shhhh you"ll wake the neighbors lol!

[666hellraiser1]

gotta have me my boats and hoes!

[JewFruittastic]

I am learning this song so my friend and I can learn it and sing it real loud in the middle of Bio and watch my teacher's face >:) He won't know wtf hit him =^ ^=

[ichigokurosaki768]

funny as fuck

[verryberrygirl454]

Boats and Hoes, Boats and Hoes, You damn hoes quit sinking my boats! >:o

[Lax21porter]

Be quiet you'll wake the neighbors

[juggernog100]

I just smoked a j in my car in feelin a little spacey

[Ruhverb]

Its not butthole its bunghole

[Wallismakesmejealous]

Ev'ryy day with my Boats and Hoes ;)

[MegaRayRules]

cewl vid

[mikey4393]

I'm pussy pirate my names jack sparrow take down my pants and and you'll see my flesh pointed arrow

[jkukd]

I had this song stuck in my head for days now

[sk8rchick56]

hey derek you know whats good for chest pain? ... if you lick my butthole

[djflashflood]

Will Farrell sounds like Run from Run-Dmc when he says the Nina the Pinta the Santa-Maria

[steveingvar]

lol this song is pretty good

[sophiasaurify]

NACHOS LEMON HEADS WE WONT GO DOWN BECAUSE MY DICK CAN FLOAT

EVERYTIME I CUM I PRODUCE A QUART

[daftpunkyeah]

"hey derek sprechen sie dick"

[crazylove4321]

u wont go down cuz my dick can float

[DrakeMallard33]

im just chillen on the santa maria

[DRAGO6596]

u cvan have a boat but if u dont ahve a hoe u wont have a boat and vice versa

[huntert1221]

It is

[huntert1221]

@randman

[randman990]

is it swank or spank?

[CheeseySoda598]

@randman990 Swank

[elephantboy24]

incredible

[iluvmydogteddy]

Imma go put my nutsack....on your drumset!!

[SmokeyMaddeAndCo]

I can't :")

I love boats&hoes.

[sharky2256]

I love this song !! Haha

[thebarnes102]

I got me a boat and hoes

[tommylang828]

every time i cum, i produce a quart!

[suckitdeep88]

get a boat and get the hoezzzzz

cali style

[TheMasterweenie]

hah

[R3TR0gamer1]

Lmao Ima pussy pirate my name is Jack sparrow, pull down down my pants to see my flesh arrow!

[ThaGansgtaNWA]

"you wont go down cause my dick can float"

love that bit!

[TheSoon2bmarine]

damn you forgot your hoes? or they told you fuck off all you dislikes...likes this if you agree!!

[nchance991]

whats cum mean

[partiesrawesome01]

@nchance991 plz tell me ur kidding

[GTHEBESTDUDE]

@nchance991 it means sperm

[mouseis01]

nice

[MCKool24]

the song is not fully!

[ILoveTurtlez07]

26 people and hoes and are offended cause they dont have a boat.

[ReDNeCkUnTiLliMDeAd]

We all safe on a boat cuz m dick fashaw can float

[MrFootballkid28]

doesnt it sound like " im a pussy pervert my name is jack sparrow" or is that just me???

[HardinDuhPAINT69]

24 people made a boat from hoes.

[zanelikespie345]

rofl love this movie.... "Can u imagine if we had these when we we're 12?" "Even better, we got em when we're 40." lol love that scene



[therealestize]

stick and stones well break my bones

BUT I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS REPEATLY

[monkiesloveme01]

coolmovie. just sayin :D

[Wetrollfortelulz]

Wetrollfortelulz



[WolfFoxable]

My fucking favorite movie. I will roundhouse your ass!!!

[dededelifesgood111]

:D so fucking awesome



[hcraig97]

you know what would help this video...to lick my butt hole.

[madiworld98]

3 words... BEST. MOVIE. EVER. :D

[ChangstaTV]

You have to call me 'Night hawk' 

[xsg5]

Call the Arabs

[aimaraspheree]

Deadliest catch, without the crabs! we're almost out of gas, call the Arabs! HAHAhHAHAHHA

[mariosonic0]

BEST MOVIE EVER!

Dale: if u touch my drumset, i will stab you in the neck with a knife!

[dailystoner666]

the nina the pinta the santa maria. ill do u in the bottom while ur drinkin sangria!!!!!!

[jacksthebest1]

its really "gotta have me more boats and hoes".

not my boats and hoes

[catieminney1234]

love it!!!!!

[zbomer]

IM GONNA RUB MY BALLS ON YOUR MUMS FACE!

THIS FILM IS THE FUCKING BEST FILM IN THE WORLD!

YOUR EMBARRASING YOURSELF YOU GERIATRIC FUCK!

[jacksob18]

hey darek u know wats good for shoulder pain........ when u lick my but whole snap!!

[charlieboy123100]

every time i cum i produce 4 quarts not a quart

[j69d]

lmao so funny

[catieminney1234]

ikr

[lakota85730]

me and my friend joseph run around school singing this our fav part is "deadlist catch with out the crabs,almost outa gass call the arabs.im a pussy pirate my name is jack sparrow take off my pants u can see my flesh arrow" lol

[MrBigblackspooky]

24 people have floaties and pimps

[victoriamarie3411]

Amazing movie

[iLoveXboxMods]

Greatest rap/comedy song of all time

[adrianab2008]

Lol im laughing sooooooooooooooooo hard at this shit but its pretty dope :O

[ohsnapittaylor12]

i'm a pussy pirate my name is jack sparrow taKE off my pants so u can see my flesh arrow

[lilgarcia110]

i like to swank her.. BOATS and HOES.. my name is jack sparrow take of my pants and you can see my FLESH ARROW

[joshgaus]

23 people dont have flesh arrows

[RYZOMCK96]

WE SAIL AROUND THE WORLD AND GO PORT TO PORT, EVERY TIME I CUM A PRODUCE A QUART!

[JustaWonderfullGuy]

get outta my face, or im gonna roundhouse your ass!

[xiVeNGaNc3x]

22 people are hoes =/

[klhbeastybees]

love this stupid movie!!

[stefsile144]

ohh my bf showed me his xD

[413lilmama]

@stefsile144 So how yahhh feel yhuu got no boat but yhuu a hoe

[SlsSlitLeanSots]

@Kmcphail276 Hahaha McPhail...

[Kmcphail276]

at 1:21 i noticed ur last name is mcphail that is weird because my last name is mcphail and i dont even know u!!

[MrRossdawson182]

I hope this is on the step brothers rap album

[Brodystone8]

I'm gonna fill a pillow case full of bars of sope, and beat the shit out of you

[gagechap]

i was at about six there. you dont wanna see me go to ten

[vdawgs5]

It's all about boats n hos

[sneakyairsoft]

best motherfunkuin song ever son

[CookiesInMuhPants420]

LOVE This Movie ! (:

[jdoggkuhn]

we thought ur mom was really hot so then we should both bang her and were put up with da retard later. whos the retard. u. hay u dont say dat .

[Dxmarc1]

BEST MOVIE EVAR

[ithinkitscalros]

Hoes in boats 

[littlelosers33]

@dstars,

Who cares , like to see you do better.

[stigsafricancousin1]

22 people are arabs

[drganforce10]

22 people had boats, but forgot their hoes

[1337bigballer]

@drganforce10 or 24 people just disliked the video. fuckin trolls....

[superweedman1000]

@drganforce10 or their just pussys lyk da niggah jakk sparrow haha

[dragonfly4699]

ur things are a bit late

[100mydoglovesme]

i watched thismovie when i was like 8

[iwasbored07]

@100mydoglovesme so ur like 12 now?

[Dallas160013]

i love this vid good work

[AvacadoDesperado]

21 People dont like boats. Or hoes. But especially boats AND hoes. So sad.

[mynerd3]

lol funny stuff

[kkdawg66]

that hurts really bad getting hit with a pillowcase full of soap.

[ThatoneAmericankid]

We're here to fuck shit up.

[demerain]

Dale, I just wanna role you into a little ball and shove you in my vagina..I want you..in my vagina!!...You can live in there! It's warm..and cozy..

[randomperson7777777]

dale: Your moms a whore!

brennan: I teabagged your fucking drumset

dale: Well my drumsets a guy so that makes you gay you FUCKER!!!

[elPolloLoco66]

Gotta have me my boats and hoes!

[snowbamin]

What the fucking fuck...2day I saw my son use a bicycle as a weapon and heard u scream rape from the top of ur lungs...I seriously thought he was going to rape me he had the craziest look in his eye and at one point he said let's get it on...that was about the fight I could never b a raper...this house is fucking prison on planet bullshit in the galaxy of this sucks camel dick!!!!!!!!!!

[Isarru69067]

STEP BROTHERS 2 BOATS AND HOES!

THUMBS IF WANT TO HAPPEN

[squirehendrix]

ARE YOU GOING TO INVEST OR NOT!!

[moniboo62]

I killed him!

Mom dad why would let us build the bunkbeds worst idea I killed him haha

[357cameron]

nachos lemon heads on my dads boat we wont go down cuz my dick can float XD

[BIGMACBOY1000]

fuking gangster

[SH4DOWCL0WN]

"i teabag your fuckin drumset!!!!!"

"MY DRUM SETS A GUY SO THAT MAKES YOU GAY YOU FUCKERRRRRR"

[hannahhanks321]

@SH4DOWCL0WN If there was a love button I would click it 2385723089752093 times. That part is soooo funny!

[brand0able]

It's funny when ever dail punches derek

[IvenTheTerrible]

LAAAA LOOVEEE THIS PART ahaha

[1234lizabeth]

I love diss song : )

[kevinlukerogers]

lets drop anchor there's a nice lady whore id like to swank her lol

[Blackwhale1337]

DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ITS SHARK WEEK!!!

[inkBL0Tpens]

"Did you touch my drumset!?!?!?!?"nope...." "why are you so sweaty?" "i was watching cops." "i know cops only comes on at 3!"

[357cameron]

@inkBL0Tpens he sais LIAR COPS ARE ON AT 4!!!

[SamanthaRenee09]

Wanna do karate? yup! Did we just become best friends?! Yup! (:

[jackobite09]

did you put your ball sack on my drum kit?

[scramer96]

FUCK U DALE FUCK U

[cdogg951]

Gotta have me my boats and hoes

[iWusLykeAha]

o__o

[ATMProduction21201]

PRESTIGE WORLDIDE

[Xcolliders]

these guys are better than alot of real singers out there

[classicr0ck43v3r]

best fuking song ever:^D

[Tightskatejeans]

the worlds best movie

[MrCleanerbox]

i luv stepbrothers

[rockmyworld21409]

lmao wen the boat crashed hahahahaha

[accordioncrime]

when he says the pina the linta the santa maria dale is saying HOE

[JonathanLunchbox]

stepbrothers <3333 funnier than the hangover! lmaosmmsfo!!! hehe

[MsIzzy1998]

Me and my friend Maddie love this movie boat n hoes is on my ipod love it!!!!!

[Bl3ss3dHomicid3]

"youll be a man when i cum in ur hair" love that part lol

[bricolerea]

i'm pretty sure it's "you'll be amazed when i cum in your hair." hahaaa

[Bl3ss3dHomicid3]

@bricolerea sorry my little bro posted that hes not all that smart

[bricolerea]

@Bl3ss3dHomicid3 no big deal, i was just letting you know. haha (:

[GuitargodJ]

@Bl3ss3dHomicid3 

[aneesa2hopkins]

omg i luv dis song n da movie

[cesar95124]

step brothers 2 :D

[danceboi112]

ahah i would bump this shit LOl

[darkfellas333]

best song ever

[MuffinCupcake1]

love it!:)

[smurphy920]

Ha, I love them both....that movie was ICREDIBLE :)

[lilmscrazy101]

i like this song

[metricfriends101]

♥

[nickfrey100]

steps brothers is the greatest movie ever made and if u say its not u deserve to go to hell and ill fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

[IronManOfficialguy]

@nickfrey100 Wait even better than full metal jacket? I think not.

[nickfrey100]

@IronManOfficialguy i think so

[neyawnfishk0]

@IronManOfficialguy probelly, the goverment sucks now days and they wont clean up that oil spill.

[jacksob18]

@nickfrey100 100% true i watch step brothers at least 2 times a day

[GoodLaughsWithGabby]

Holy shit I was singin this in Technology and my teache goes

EVERY TIME I CUM I PRODUCE A QUART!

now im afraid of my teacher

[ilovebass1000]

it was grate

[fishinggod364]

haha we wont go down cause my dick can float

[itstime2playdagame]

laughed the shit out of me wen i saw this movie

[nutellaluv]

i loveee this song!

[luzaround8]

Boats and hoes.YUK YUK lol xD.That was mah funny

[PlatinumOGK]

we sail around the world and go port too port every time i come i produce a quart

[bigbobgotu]

@PlatinumOGK its cum :)

[lesleeiscool91]

hahaaha i love that movie:D

[xbayb33x01]

luv dis song

[LittleStars31]

the best movie ever i loved it