@thepostfk "We cover fire, flood, and pieces of flaming metal raining down from a near Earth explosion of a launching rocket. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?"
I bet the thing got hit by a drunk, irresponsible mosquitoe.
The second best educated guess is that an engineer was forgotten in the fuel tank when they closed it. The frozen body was fed to the engine, clogging some pipes.
Finally, maybe Mr. Bean took part in this project, as an expert consultant online the engineers at the NASA chatted with on IRC.
One Billion, Five Hundred Million dollars!!! Skyrocket (with report)
MjkeG 8 months ago
Geico and Allstate dont cover accidents of this nature
thepostfk 2 years ago
@thepostfk "We cover fire, flood, and pieces of flaming metal raining down from a near Earth explosion of a launching rocket. That's Allstate's stand. Are you in good hands?"
kvn8907 1 year ago
shouldnt the area be secured before death and destruction rains down
tehjamerz 3 years ago 2
how the fuck do you miss a 17 foot long crack?
joekaps1210 3 years ago
@joekaps1210 Maybe it's really...really....REALLY thin. Like, microscopic.
kvn8907 1 year ago
I bet the thing got hit by a drunk, irresponsible mosquitoe.
The second best educated guess is that an engineer was forgotten in the fuel tank when they closed it. The frozen body was fed to the engine, clogging some pipes.
Finally, maybe Mr. Bean took part in this project, as an expert consultant online the engineers at the NASA chatted with on IRC.
zyxy45 3 years ago
When did this happen?
chip783 4 years ago
sorry,i don't know.
NICEWATCHER 4 years ago
or was it secretly carrying something else ans was shot down by other beings?
apsert 4 years ago
may be.
NICEWATCHER 4 years ago
may be.
NICEWATCHER 4 years ago
oops...
Kapyrna 4 years ago
Holy fudgeums!!!!
Funkychikin109 5 years ago
Truly spectacular, and how the hell did the enigineers miss that one lol
jimreaper 5 years ago