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  • I think that line confused my erection.

  • It's Razzie time. Fail fail.

  • LMAO

  • check out my gobble gobble swag rap

  • It's goatse time!

  • It's alright Ben, we're just as confused.

  • It's ball gag time...

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  • Worst, anti-erotic, bird-insulting, uninspired one liner EVER.

  • lol

  • It is Thanksgiving Day and I'm the only one here? o.0

  • hahahahahaha hahahaaaah

  • got gigli on dvd, watching it tonight... it turkey time....

  • ಠ⌣ಠ huh?

  • Someone got paid to write this script. 

  • @kuwinsitall LMAO

  • As a turkey, I find this offensive

  • @JoeLaTurkeyIII i lol'd in rl

  • and i'd be like its China time, now suck my dick bitch.. would make just as much sense as this shit

  • Affleck needs a stunt double here, and I volunteer.

  • *CRINGE

  • Ew. What? No. Stupid.

  • I like how he still looks like he doesn't understand what's happening at the end of the clip.

  • "It's turkey time..."

    *Massive pause*

    J-lo thinking, 'got to say something to get him in the mood...'

    "Gobble gobble"....

    Nice one J-lo, nice one.

  • someone wrote that. on paper. a TREE DIED FOR THAT.

  • @jomo999 i'm surprised that the person who proof read that shit didnt blow his brains out

  • "Where are you going?" "It's turkey time" "Huh...?" "Gobble gobble" "... *looks at director* Huh..?"

  • @drrobertoboogie97 or is BEST. MOVIE. EVER? I can't believe I survived a viewing. Of course the context was as part of a So Bad Its Good Movie Marathon!

  • Worst. Movie. Ever.

  • IT'S TURBO TIME

  • @Cammie010 lmao this comment made me laugh soooo hard

  • lol does he go down on her?

  • I don't think that's the proper response to his question.

  • Walk into splintered sunlight,

    Inch your way through dead dreams to another land.

    Maybe you're tired and broken,

    Your tongue is twisted with words half spoken and thoughts unclear

    What do you want me to do, to do for you to see you through?

    A box of rain will ease the pain, and love will see you through.

    Just a box of rain, wind and water,

    Sun and shower, wind and rain,

    In and out the window like a moth before a flame.

  • @Junter522 Grateful Dead?

  • @Junter522 this was beautiful. did you write this?

  • If it smells like fish it's a dish,if it smells like dirty old Bronx cologne leave it alone.Jenny from the Bronx. She may have changed the cologne but it's still old Jelly from the Bronx.PoooTANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGlol

  • As unsexy as she made it sound, i'd do go hard on that.

  • IIIIIIT'S TURBO TIME!

  • I think Ben Affleck looks as confused as I do.

  • Im gonna have a great thanksgiving when shes around

  • Oh well, at least she didn't say "garbage day." :-)

  • @danning1 garbage day is funny at least

  • how is this gross? what is gross about j-lo wanting to have her pussy eaten out? If she said that to me id be muff diving so fast... seriously u r a fag if u think this is gross

  • WTF

  • Al Pacino...was in this movie. Please kill me...

  • This doesn't beat the "Humpity-Bumpity One Two Three" line from Uwe Boll's "House of the Dead"

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  • Hell yeah I would dive right into that.

  • Oy vey. I think that has to be the *least* sexy way to tell someone you would like to suck their penis. And while I wouldn't say no to head from Jennifer Lopez... I think I'd pause for thought after a line like that.

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  • OM NOM NOM.

  • That HAS to be the least sexy line of all time! GROSS!!!

  • Yeah, that's definitely the cue to kick her out of the damn bed.

  • do they make turky taco's?

  • His reaction probably matched the audiences' at the theaters. A mixture of "wha...?" and "lol!"

  • it's retard time

  • boner much?

  • Honestly, she could have said "Let's fuck" and it would've sounded sexier than this.

  • *shudder* I've never been so turned off in my life. And it's fucking J-Lo!

  • I'd be more likely to laugh at her than to **** her

  • Gee, with lines like that, I can't imagine why this film was so unsuccessful! :/

  • worst movie ever best 13 seconds ever

  • That line can't even sound sexy coming from J-Lo's mouth

  • @perun1nj True dat.

  • how could she possibly have said that WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?

  • OMG i would gobble that. DAMN she is HOT!!!!

  • @TheDrgnslyr

    I would too, but I would tell her to not utter another word.

  • im liking turkey time

  • Oh for fuck's sake.

  • Bahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa! Worst movie ever made...it ain't even cult worthy.......

  • lol

  • RIDICULOUS!

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