I also tried to make a light-saber ( Star wars days) when I was a little kid, to no avail...I was like 9 years old going to fucking Electrical Hardware stores with my Mom asking the Store owner If they could assist me in my project of making a goddamn Lightsaber LOL...
Ah I need to start tapping into that technological creativity again...Or maybe I was just a jedi in a past life
Have you seen Dr. asian Mishiokoku whoever try to make a 'lightsaber' on Sci fi science? it sucked.
I hate how fucking corrupt google is with adsense. They requested to add ads to one of my most popular videos, but because I said "shit" One time in the video they denied it. They ended up putting ads on the less popular part 2 video. I've seen like your videos, and some irish guys videos where yall can coarse up a storm, and google just looks the other way. Then adds ads to your videos. Hopefully they'll start doing that with me. Nice, video btw. For some reason your interesting to listen to.
your nibo lighter, the screwdriver is to adjust power of the flame, the port where you refill the gas should turn like a screw. also if you dont empty all the pressure from the lighter before refilling you will find it stops working...
lmao at 18:02 saying everyone around you is retarded XD. also its like the fumes from the lighter have got to your head in the video and thats why its so relaxed or whatever the word you said lol
If you think no one uses "Happening" anymore, you need to come to Portland (Oregon), here, its like the Bush administration never happened and pop never took over the radio.
Tolstoy, I love you man, and I think that you should look into buying/reviewing a Game & Watch. You can buy Mario's Cement Factory or Fire for like $30. Its an iconic piece of Gaming History, and they are perfect for nerd-display.
imagine if a mugger tried to mug you in the street one night, so you bust out the lighter and hold it up to his face, scarring him for life. that would be pretty sweet, and would be justice for everyone else he's tormented. he would never forget the time he got fucked up by someone he tried to victimise.
The term you were searching for to describe that straight razor would be a slip-joint. Same as a swiss army knife. perfectly safe, as long as you're not a dumb-ass about how you use your blade.
On lighters...I've always wanted to pick up a Zippo just because...I don't smoke, but it's always nice to have fire. I should get on that...but everyone I know already thinks I'm nuts for carrying knives and flashlights. A lighter...jeez, they may just burn me as a witch. =P
@LouShoeLacer MC Chris adapted from the Beck song "Loser" which is funny because the song "Loser" has the line "butane in my veins" in it. Mind blown? You know it is...
@TolstoyKafkaEvsky I smoke a cigar every once in a while, especially when I go on vacations but I've never felt the need to smoke tobacco, so I don't think it's that addictive, it only becomes a habit when you make it a habit.
@TolstoyKafkaEvsky I've been on and off smoking for about 4 years. I have about 2 cigarettes a week, or a similar number of pipe bowls. Never once had cravings, felt I needed a cigarette or bought more than a pack a month despite being a 'regular' smoker.
I do it to unwind while watching the stars in the summer, or to be social at bars.
too much talk pigface
Galova 4 days ago
Haven't heard of widomaker the nibo will blow up on you
appletechguy97 2 weeks ago
holt crap it took u like 7 mins to start talking about the lighter
thegameturtle 3 weeks ago
is the video you talk about posting at the end your Full Metal Alchemist review?
toadsworthshortstop 2 months ago
@toadsworthshortstop
Yup!
TolstoyKafkaEvsky 2 months ago
slip lock u dumb ass
hi123faiz 3 months ago
You F**CKING Douche
ThePioneerJack 4 months ago
john cusack - grosse point blanc anyone? :D
chefadong 4 months ago
get to the point
kitler01 4 months ago
skip to 11:53 for the intresting bit
Kooseandco1 4 months ago
and cut ur nails
MrRedDotCity97 4 months ago
shave the burns
MrRedDotCity97 4 months ago
ADDDDDDDDD much..
dokha 4 months ago in playlist Lighter
I have the same lighter but i paid $6.50 for it its a nice lighter but emptys QUICK lol
hansomme 5 months ago
haha sorry you use the flame to adjust the flame size on the lighter ;)
TeamXexnon 5 months ago
the little brass ring around where u put the butane in has two slots in it u adjust the level of flame theer with that tool
bobmellon 5 months ago
Bro you are suck a loser!!!
chickenjoe3067 6 months ago
@chickenjoe3067 Be your typing skills you are a derp.
nsomestuph 4 months ago
Im getting one for self defense, Ima pretend Im a jedi and do flips to scare the guy off
ShutUpFoolStudios 6 months ago
I want a zippo cus they are cool but i dont smoke so i would look like a douch (not as much as if i smoked though :P)
charliepoppy123 6 months ago
I think that in the 20 minutes you took to review that lighter I could have gone down town, purchased, reviewed and uploaded a video on this lighter.
timtamh1 6 months ago
Also...I would never light a bowl with such a concentrated flame!
(stoner knowledge)
evan12345a 6 months ago
it IS practically a Mini Ligthsaber ^^
evan12345a 6 months ago
@evan12345a
I also tried to make a light-saber ( Star wars days) when I was a little kid, to no avail...I was like 9 years old going to fucking Electrical Hardware stores with my Mom asking the Store owner If they could assist me in my project of making a goddamn Lightsaber LOL...
Ah I need to start tapping into that technological creativity again...Or maybe I was just a jedi in a past life
Have you seen Dr. asian Mishiokoku whoever try to make a 'lightsaber' on Sci fi science? it sucked.
evan12345a 6 months ago
This is the most randomly rambling video i've seen on youtube
Divinized 6 months ago
you can get the same lighter at thompsoncigar. com for 16 bucks
TucsonKing1 6 months ago
You dont get high from butain... You can get a Brain aneurysm... Not good
ThatGingersADoktor 6 months ago
u like boys
goinginsain999 7 months ago
i had to stop this at 59 seconds cuz i hate and and want to brake ur face thx for ur time and bye
MrNappyboy1212 7 months ago
it could be to adjust flame size.
XxXMinusplusXxX 7 months ago
stfu an go die
Ecuplov 7 months ago
thumbs up if you think this guy never shuts up!!
hecticwog69 7 months ago
dude u dont have tell us about ur other stuff ur title is called nibo buttane jet lighter review
383STROKERify 7 months ago
dude are heading to church cuz u look fancy
383STROKERify 7 months ago
Okay so this guy sais he doesnt smoke... but it looks like hes on crack cuz hes so jittery
TheCanes45 7 months ago
Looks like r2d2...
Zofnok 7 months ago
Hookah isn't for weed
Rorshein 8 months ago
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Rorshein 8 months ago
godamm! this guy never shuts up! he goes onnnn and onnn and onnn like the freckin energizer bunny!!
coolelectronicdude 8 months ago
@coolelectronicdude
Then go watch another review, jackass.
zanuha 6 months ago
Your camera is so farsighted.
biznitch675 8 months ago
2:00 - 2:10 thats what she said.
bigjon9210 9 months ago
2:02 that's wat she said ;)
Warrior94585 9 months ago
that lighter reminds me of the memory eraser from men in black lol
atl1503 9 months ago
That jet lighter probably goes up to about 2000 degrees I'd think, mine only goes up to about 1300, but, thats still good enough. >>
IchigoKurosaki011 9 months ago
I prefer beam katanas, since they're more realistic. >>
IchigoKurosaki011 9 months ago
A dollar a day? Still better than nothing, which is how much I get.
CoDcomrade2 9 months ago
ya cutlery lover takes forever to get to the point your 20 minute vids are nothing like that
MrObsidian7 9 months ago
I like your shirt.
breakingstuff1 9 months ago
It looks like a spark plug
HuskyCOGtnt118 9 months ago
you live in New York ?
341techman 9 months ago
you are so fricken gay
bnberrylad21 10 months ago
nice burns
Mameroc 10 months ago
man i want one of these lighters, and i also can not wait for armored core five to come out.
masterhandpwner2 10 months ago
Jesus you are annoying. You took a possible 20 sec review and turned it into a 20 min rant. You make me want to scratch my eyes out.
zatchmo1988 11 months ago
@zatchmo1988 that's the beauty of tolstoy.
mypinkash 11 months ago
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zatchmo1988 11 months ago
I hate how fucking corrupt google is with adsense. They requested to add ads to one of my most popular videos, but because I said "shit" One time in the video they denied it. They ended up putting ads on the less popular part 2 video. I've seen like your videos, and some irish guys videos where yall can coarse up a storm, and google just looks the other way. Then adds ads to your videos. Hopefully they'll start doing that with me. Nice, video btw. For some reason your interesting to listen to.
zlee415 11 months ago
You faggot
finnyjordan 11 months ago
furi kuri!
masonroe157900000 11 months ago
it reminds me of a pipebomb
huntergero1 11 months ago
hey I thing thats the nibo space 6
TheBandit240 11 months ago
i have that knife
Anontrollfacejpeg 11 months ago
Straight razors aren't supposed to lock.
zanuha 1 year ago
amazon has it for 7 bucks
sole991 1 year ago
Ebay: Mega Pocket Torch, Full aluminum construction bad ass flame shooting out of one of those
jamforce5 1 year ago
ladies and germs?
antARCTIX 1 year ago
are you a pyro?
70unknown 1 year ago
Dune is better than Star Wars? Blasphemy!
VECtehSEC 1 year ago
Those sort of butane torch lighters can give a pretty nasty 3rd degree burn after only a second of being within an inch of human skin
jamforce5 1 year ago
you could probaly use that lighter as a defense weapon
qwerty134098 1 year ago
it is called a slip joint
Ipodman72 1 year ago
Are straight razors any better than regular shaving razors? Been wanting to get one but I'm not sure if it's worth it.
mookman22 1 year ago
@mookman22
Yeah, but it's more time consuming and you can lop off your ear or slit your throat easier.
zanuha 1 year ago
is your last name becker?
TheRageZombie 1 year ago
..... I thought I was your friend..... Me see...
nrashu 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
vids are more more frequent
benjolyman 1 year ago
Hey Tolstoy I think u may be interested in this revolver gun torch lighter with laser pointer for 6.99 on Amazon.com
valavic 1 year ago
I have a old Nimrod Pipe Lighter that I found in the glove compartment of an old truck I bought a while back
KingHenryVR4 1 year ago
WE NEED MORE RADIATORS
Theareen1138 1 year ago
why does at 13:00 sound like a real lightsaber swipe? o.0
snoogz102 1 year ago
monty python has a naked organ player......
Megamariosonicman 1 year ago
@Megamariosonicman lolwut?
zeldafanatic2 1 year ago
your nibo lighter, the screwdriver is to adjust power of the flame, the port where you refill the gas should turn like a screw. also if you dont empty all the pressure from the lighter before refilling you will find it stops working...
lewismail1 1 year ago
"Why don't you kill me baby?" MC Chris reference?
AndyRoss181 1 year ago
@AndyRoss181 Beck reference
Creamy360 1 year ago
That knife locking mechanism is called a slip-joint. Also I enjoyed this video, good to see you back on youtube more often!
djbomber9 1 year ago
You seriously seem like someone I'd like to hang out with. You're pretty awesome, dude.
LoganKazuhira 1 year ago
WTF TOLSTOY WHY SUCH A SHORT REVIEW!?!?! LOL
lastcody 1 year ago
hahaha...you're fired.
XxDORIANxWTFxX 1 year ago
if tolstoy is a partner then he should make a banner
Adultsswimer 1 year ago
lmao at 18:02 saying everyone around you is retarded XD. also its like the fumes from the lighter have got to your head in the video and thats why its so relaxed or whatever the word you said lol
ferrariairwolf 1 year ago
this
shoopwhoopX 1 year ago
TolstoyKafkaEvsky. I fucking love you man. In the queerest way possible bro. <3. But im not gay or anything.
AndorhalCoi 1 year ago
i collect lighters aswell, i have one that looks like a cellphone, one that looks like a camera and my favorite of all the pistol lighter
Diegobrandan15 1 year ago
Where do you work?
Zxander34 1 year ago
Watchmen!
lern2live 1 year ago
there are wind resistant lighters
Reeper491 1 year ago
If you think no one uses "Happening" anymore, you need to come to Portland (Oregon), here, its like the Bush administration never happened and pop never took over the radio.
stude444 1 year ago 6
@stude444
On my way, now. New base of operations will be placed there, if that's the case.
TolstoyKafkaEvsky 1 year ago 8
@TolstoyKafkaEvsky I don't know if you'd like everyone there, but there are ZERO rednecks, I haven't met a single one.
stude444 1 year ago
@TolstoyKafkaEvsky Yeah, I agree with stude444, I live near seattle and pop is hated here. Rock still prevails
verhappytoast 1 year ago
@TolstoyKafkaEvsky aslo, great mass transit system, so you dont have to always have gas, =D
stude444 10 months ago
@TolstoyKafkaEvsky where was the aneme covention
melodie973 8 months ago
@stude444 LOOK AT ME TO COMENT WOOOO
RockingGamer500 8 months ago
@stude444 WOOHOO, GO PORTLAND
SnowProductionStudio 6 months ago
The lock on your shaving razor is called a spring lock
xandrewhimselfx 1 year ago
does tolstoy like radiohead?
1zv 1 year ago
@1zv
Tolstoy listens to Radio head under the influence of alcohol as his friend with unique musical tastes drives him home.
TolstoyKafkaEvsky 1 year ago 9
@TolstoyKafkaEvsky
>Zach
>unique musical tastes
pfffffffhahahaha
Creamy360 1 year ago
@Creamy360 Dude, your a cunt. Go fuck a dick.
ghostmouthzach56 1 year ago
If someone tried to attack you, you could light their clothes or hair on fire pretty quickly.
xFalloutVids 1 year ago
I love how thick and fast your reviews are coming ^_^
Flamzorz 1 year ago
Tolstoy, I love you man, and I think that you should look into buying/reviewing a Game & Watch. You can buy Mario's Cement Factory or Fire for like $30. Its an iconic piece of Gaming History, and they are perfect for nerd-display.
toasty100 1 year ago
Fuck Yeah! Mech Games!
joeyoe32 1 year ago
Tolstoy! Love the fucking lighters, but im ready for some more plastic crap! I know you've got more that you havent reviewed yet.
MrBeJeCa95 1 year ago
imagine if a mugger tried to mug you in the street one night, so you bust out the lighter and hold it up to his face, scarring him for life. that would be pretty sweet, and would be justice for everyone else he's tormented. he would never forget the time he got fucked up by someone he tried to victimise.
Creamy360 1 year ago
Your YT username reminds me of that "Musician Toad" from Mario RPG.
It was something like "Toadofsky" of something like that.
It always crosses my mind every time I see you upload a video.
aurarus 1 year ago
me i love fire this is why i think tolstoykafkasky is bettter now
sherazali07 1 year ago
i'd like a dollar a day
and im english :/
CalzumSSBM 1 year ago
You love british humor don't you...
killer6468 1 year ago
Reminds me of a Sonic Screwdriver
Allons-y, TKE!
porjaymaspazzatron 1 year ago
you use the tool to refill the lighter and to change the strenght of the flame
x9xsnakemanx9x 1 year ago
love that you keep doing reviews, keep it up
KingOCleveland 1 year ago
Sorry mate but im unsubscribing :(
I dont really think that your videos are that entertaining anymore, i mean the insanity isnt there :(
iani103 1 year ago
@iani103 You can always watch Fred
SumDuDe34 1 year ago 2
@iani103 they were never meant to be that entertaining, they're reviews.
1zv 1 year ago
@iani103 And not a fuck was given that day.
hawkwreak 1 year ago
That faux-liner lock is called a Slip joint.
AndrewXAnarchy 1 year ago
I've tried using a tie on christmas and such, I feel a little claustrophobic. Maybe I'll get used to it.
Do you get to wear your suit in the pharmacy or are they communist bastards about it?
Thillonoz 1 year ago
@Thillonoz
communist? no. Bastards? yes.
TolstoyKafkaEvsky 1 year ago
@TolstoyKafkaEvsky why the fuck did you say chill 4 times in lk 45 seconds? and y do u act so damn gay im sorry but u acted so freakin gay -_-
frigginchocolate2 11 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you smoke crack, right
Creamy360 1 year ago
FUCK YES, TKE vids :D
zanuha 1 year ago
Light a match and say "What does this look like? Oh yeah, Richard Pryor running down the street."
LOLZ
krysala 1 year ago
HD Tolstoy HD!
nscwevideos59 1 year ago
I'm too glad you're able to make such long videos now. EXPLOIT IT, PLEASE. LONGER.
Drakoman07 1 year ago
You make an hour long video and I will JIZZ!
TheMayonakaOkami 1 year ago
sick ass tie!!! i gogt a jet lighter, its a gun though its awesome!!!
Dfektivhart 1 year ago
@Dfektivhart
I had one too, it poisoned me.
zanuha 1 year ago
you my friend, are the man! :D stay the same!
psychodtg 1 year ago
i believe you can turn it on without flipping open the cap, a lot of butane lighters have that function.itll open automatically
PMJustinY 1 year ago
Wow you're updating a lot now.
Shikamarukan 1 year ago
You can get heaps of lighters from deal extreme for like 2 or 3 dollars each...
Amunication 1 year ago
how old are you ????
Bttfdelorean3 1 year ago
WTF!!!!!!! only 19 minutes I need MOOOOREEEEEEEE
tornadexx 1 year ago
AC3/SL are pretty good
jerrel41596 1 year ago
thank you TKE
jerrel41596 1 year ago
The word you might have been thinking about was "vapid".
overratedname 1 year ago
YAY, a Beck reference.
Gizmondo23 1 year ago
Oh Tolstoy, you such a sexy beast.
TotallyXavier 1 year ago
I can't believe I watched this whole video.
LinuxUser4Life 1 year ago
Yhea you are a loser,when we were chimpanzees you were a monkey,with butane in your veins,your out to cut the junkie...
GnomeSharkTOG 1 year ago
Tolstoy! Did you hear they are re-releasing all of the Star Wars films in 3-D!!! Woo!
/facepalm
gamerdude309 1 year ago
get a propane rose bud torch!
crammage 1 year ago
that is the awesomest lighter i've ever seen!
amcheung10 1 year ago
The term you were searching for to describe that straight razor would be a slip-joint. Same as a swiss army knife. perfectly safe, as long as you're not a dumb-ass about how you use your blade.
On lighters...I've always wanted to pick up a Zippo just because...I don't smoke, but it's always nice to have fire. I should get on that...but everyone I know already thinks I'm nuts for carrying knives and flashlights. A lighter...jeez, they may just burn me as a witch. =P
MajorChord1701 1 year ago
Am I the only one that noticed the possible MC Chris reference?
LouShoeLacer 1 year ago
@LouShoeLacer
.....where?
TolstoyKafkaEvsky 1 year ago 7
@TolstoyKafkaEvsky About 9:15 to about 9:19 where you say "It's because I am a loser. Why don't you kill me baby, from the MC Chris song Falynn.
LouShoeLacer 1 year ago
@LouShoeLacer MC Chris adapted from the Beck song "Loser" which is funny because the song "Loser" has the line "butane in my veins" in it. Mind blown? You know it is...
scscanlan 1 year ago
Loved the video again Tolstoy, keep it up. ^_^
MegaCalvinHobbes 1 year ago
i know you don't smoke but you should just buy like a pipe and some tobacco and smoke just like once or just like buy a pipe and review it
roachthe2nd98 1 year ago
@roachthe2nd98
Yeah, accept for Niccotine is the most addictive substance on the scale. I'd be better off smoking salvia divonorrum or hemp.
TolstoyKafkaEvsky 1 year ago
@TolstoyKafkaEvsky I smoke a cigar every once in a while, especially when I go on vacations but I've never felt the need to smoke tobacco, so I don't think it's that addictive, it only becomes a habit when you make it a habit.
GmonyZB 1 year ago
@TolstoyKafkaEvsky I've been on and off smoking for about 4 years. I have about 2 cigarettes a week, or a similar number of pipe bowls. Never once had cravings, felt I needed a cigarette or bought more than a pack a month despite being a 'regular' smoker.
I do it to unwind while watching the stars in the summer, or to be social at bars.
It's as much about the person as the nicotine.
tomgibo 1 year ago
I cant drink pop while watching your videos I nearly choked laugthing
drakflip 1 year ago
@drakflip
you're welcome
TolstoyKafkaEvsky 1 year ago 13
17:30 hey tolstoy, its called a slip-joint style, since you didn't remember or just didn't know.
zachryan10 1 year ago
@zachryan10
Didn't know. Thanks.
TolstoyKafkaEvsky 1 year ago
if you stop making videos like last time I will kill myself
drakflip 1 year ago
Tolstoy has the greatest comebacks! Haha.
lonewolf00X 1 year ago
it looks like a spark plug
zachryan10 1 year ago
So you smoke cigarettes?
fingersticks74 1 year ago
@xxrobloxiaxx
An American highschool were you are NOT assualted for wearing a nice suit?
A) You are a popular student
B) Your fucking huge and no one would want to attack you
C) You're not an American
D) You go to a private school
TolstoyKafkaEvsky 1 year ago 15
Not happenin'...Fappenin'...
And I mean...The original Star Wars was okay- so was Empire. But Return of the Jedi? Ehhhhhh....... I can do an opening for ya if you'd like.
FalconKPD 1 year ago