Added: 1 year ago
From: TolstoyKafkaEvsky
Views: 17,524
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (247)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • too much talk pigface

  • Haven't heard of widomaker the nibo will blow up on you

  • holt crap it took u like 7 mins to start talking about the lighter

  • is the video you talk about posting at the end your Full Metal Alchemist review?

  • slip lock u dumb ass

  • You F**CKING Douche

  • john cusack - grosse point blanc anyone? :D

  • get to the point

  • skip to 11:53 for the intresting bit

  • and cut ur nails

  • shave the burns

  • ADDDDDDDDD much..

  • I have the same lighter but i paid $6.50 for it its a nice lighter but emptys QUICK lol

  • haha sorry you use the flame to adjust the flame size on the lighter ;)

  • the little brass ring around where u put the butane in has two slots in it u adjust the level of flame theer with that tool

  • Bro you are suck a loser!!!

  • @chickenjoe3067 Be your typing skills you are a derp.

  • Im getting one for self defense, Ima pretend Im a jedi and do flips to scare the guy off

  • I want a zippo cus they are cool but i dont smoke so i would look like a douch (not as much as if i smoked though :P)

  • I think that in the 20 minutes you took to review that lighter I could have gone down town, purchased, reviewed and uploaded a video on this lighter.

  • Also...I would never light a bowl with such a concentrated flame!

    (stoner knowledge)

  • it IS practically a Mini Ligthsaber ^^

  • @evan12345a

    I also tried to make a light-saber ( Star wars days) when I was a little kid, to no avail...I was like 9 years old going to fucking Electrical Hardware stores with my Mom asking the Store owner If they could assist me in my project of making a goddamn Lightsaber LOL...

    Ah I need to start tapping into that technological creativity again...Or maybe I was just a jedi in a past life

    Have you seen Dr. asian Mishiokoku whoever try to make a 'lightsaber' on Sci fi science? it sucked.

  • This is the most randomly rambling video i've seen on youtube

  • you can get the same lighter at thompsoncigar. com for 16 bucks

  • You dont get high from butain... You can get a Brain aneurysm... Not good

  • u like boys

  • i had to stop this at 59 seconds cuz i hate and and want to brake ur face thx for ur time and bye

  • it could be to adjust flame size.

  • stfu an go die

  • thumbs up if you think this guy never shuts up!!

  • dude u dont have tell us about ur other stuff ur title is called nibo buttane jet lighter review

  • dude are heading to church cuz u look fancy

  • Okay so this guy sais he doesnt smoke... but it looks like hes on crack cuz hes so jittery

  • Looks like r2d2...

  • Hookah isn't for weed

  • Comment removed

  • godamm! this guy never shuts up! he goes onnnn and onnn and onnn like the freckin energizer bunny!!

  • @coolelectronicdude

    Then go watch another review, jackass.

  • Your camera is so farsighted.

  • 2:00 - 2:10 thats what she said.

  • 2:02 that's wat she said ;)

  • that lighter reminds me of the memory eraser from men in black lol

  • That jet lighter probably goes up to about 2000 degrees I'd think, mine only goes up to about 1300, but, thats still good enough. >>

  • I prefer beam katanas, since they're more realistic. >>

  • A dollar a day? Still better than nothing, which is how much I get.

  • ya cutlery lover takes forever to get to the point your 20 minute vids are nothing like that

  • I like your shirt.

  • It looks like a spark plug

  • you live in New York ?

  • you are so fricken gay

  • nice burns

  • man i want one of these lighters, and i also can not wait for armored core five to come out.

  • Jesus you are annoying. You took a possible 20 sec review and turned it into a 20 min rant. You make me want to scratch my eyes out.

  • @zatchmo1988 that's the beauty of tolstoy.

  • Comment removed

  • I hate how fucking corrupt google is with adsense. They requested to add ads to one of my most popular videos, but because I said "shit" One time in the video they denied it. They ended up putting ads on the less popular part 2 video. I've seen like your videos, and some irish guys videos where yall can coarse up a storm, and google just looks the other way. Then adds ads to your videos. Hopefully they'll start doing that with me. Nice, video btw. For some reason your interesting to listen to.

  • You faggot

  • furi kuri!

  • it reminds me of a pipebomb

  • hey I thing thats the nibo space 6

  • i have that knife

    

  • Straight razors aren't supposed to lock.

  • amazon has it for 7 bucks

  • Ebay: Mega Pocket Torch, Full aluminum construction bad ass flame shooting out of one of those

  • ladies and germs?

  • are you a pyro?

  • Dune is better than Star Wars? Blasphemy!

  • Those sort of butane torch lighters can give a pretty nasty 3rd degree burn after only a second of being within an inch of human skin

  • you could probaly use that lighter as a defense weapon

  • it is called a slip joint

  • Are straight razors any better than regular shaving razors? Been wanting to get one but I'm not sure if it's worth it.

  • @mookman22

    Yeah, but it's more time consuming and you can lop off your ear or slit your throat easier.

  • is your last name becker?

  • ..... I thought I was your friend..... Me see...

  • Hey Tolstoy I think u may be interested in this revolver gun torch lighter with laser pointer for 6.99 on Amazon.com

  • I have a old Nimrod Pipe Lighter that I found in the glove compartment of an old truck I bought a while back

  • WE NEED MORE RADIATORS

  • why does at 13:00 sound like a real lightsaber swipe? o.0

  • monty python has a naked organ player......

  • @Megamariosonicman lolwut?

  • your nibo lighter, the screwdriver is to adjust power of the flame, the port where you refill the gas should turn like a screw. also if you dont empty all the pressure from the lighter before refilling you will find it stops working...

  • "Why don't you kill me baby?" MC Chris reference?

  • @AndyRoss181 Beck reference

  • That knife locking mechanism is called a slip-joint. Also I enjoyed this video, good to see you back on youtube more often!

  • You seriously seem like someone I'd like to hang out with. You're pretty awesome, dude.

  • WTF TOLSTOY WHY SUCH A SHORT REVIEW!?!?! LOL

  • hahaha...you're fired.

  • if tolstoy is a partner then he should make a banner

  • lmao at 18:02 saying everyone around you is retarded XD. also its like the fumes from the lighter have got to your head in the video and thats why its so relaxed or whatever the word you said lol

  • this

  • TolstoyKafkaEvsky. I fucking love you man. In the queerest way possible bro. <3. But im not gay or anything.

  • i collect lighters aswell, i have one that looks like a cellphone, one that looks like a camera and my favorite of all the pistol lighter

  • Where do you work? 

  • Watchmen!

  • there are wind resistant lighters

  • If you think no one uses "Happening" anymore, you need to come to Portland (Oregon), here, its like the Bush administration never happened and pop never took over the radio.

  • @stude444

    On my way, now. New base of operations will be placed there, if that's the case.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky I don't know if you'd like everyone there, but there are ZERO rednecks, I haven't met a single one.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky Yeah, I agree with stude444, I live near seattle and pop is hated here. Rock still prevails

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky aslo, great mass transit system, so you dont have to always have gas, =D

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky where was the aneme covention

  • @stude444 LOOK AT ME TO COMENT WOOOO

  • @stude444 WOOHOO, GO PORTLAND

  • The lock on your shaving razor is called a spring lock

  • does tolstoy like radiohead?

  • @1zv

    Tolstoy listens to Radio head under the influence of alcohol as his friend with unique musical tastes drives him home.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky

    >Zach

    >unique musical tastes

    pfffffffhahahaha

  • @Creamy360 Dude, your a cunt. Go fuck a dick.

  • If someone tried to attack you, you could light their clothes or hair on fire pretty quickly.

  • I love how thick and fast your reviews are coming ^_^

  • Tolstoy, I love you man, and I think that you should look into buying/reviewing a Game & Watch. You can buy Mario's Cement Factory or Fire for like $30. Its an iconic piece of Gaming History, and they are perfect for nerd-display.

  • Fuck Yeah! Mech Games!

  • Tolstoy! Love the fucking lighters, but im ready for some more plastic crap! I know you've got more that you havent reviewed yet. 

  • imagine if a mugger tried to mug you in the street one night, so you bust out the lighter and hold it up to his face, scarring him for life. that would be pretty sweet, and would be justice for everyone else he's tormented. he would never forget the time he got fucked up by someone he tried to victimise.

  • Your YT username reminds me of that "Musician Toad" from Mario RPG.

    It was something like "Toadofsky" of something like that.

    It always crosses my mind every time I see you upload a video.

  • me i love fire this is why i think tolstoykafkasky is bettter now

  • i'd like a dollar a day

    and im english :/

  • You love british humor don't you...

  • Reminds me of a Sonic Screwdriver

    Allons-y, TKE!

  • you use the tool to refill the lighter and to change the strenght of the flame

  • love that you keep doing reviews, keep it up

  • Sorry mate but im unsubscribing :(

    I dont really think that your videos are that entertaining anymore, i mean the insanity isnt there :(

  • @iani103 You can always watch Fred

  • @iani103 they were never meant to be that entertaining, they're reviews.

  • @iani103 And not a fuck was given that day.

  • That faux-liner lock is called a Slip joint.

  • I've tried using a tie on christmas and such, I feel a little claustrophobic. Maybe I'll get used to it.

    Do you get to wear your suit in the pharmacy or are they communist bastards about it?

  • @Thillonoz

    communist?  no. Bastards? yes.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky why the fuck did you say chill 4 times in lk 45 seconds? and y do u act so damn gay im sorry but u acted so freakin gay -_-

  • FUCK YES, TKE vids :D

  • Light a match and say "What does this look like? Oh yeah, Richard Pryor running down the street."

    LOLZ

  • HD Tolstoy HD!

  • I'm too glad you're able to make such long videos now. EXPLOIT IT, PLEASE. LONGER.

  • You make an hour long video and I will JIZZ!

  • sick ass tie!!! i gogt a jet lighter, its a gun though its awesome!!!

  • @Dfektivhart

    I had one too, it poisoned me.

  • you my friend, are the man! :D stay the same!

  • i believe you can turn it on without flipping open the cap, a lot of butane lighters have that function.itll open automatically

  • Wow you're updating a lot now.

  • You can get heaps of lighters from deal extreme for like 2 or 3 dollars each...

  • how old are you ????

  • WTF!!!!!!! only 19 minutes I need MOOOOREEEEEEEE

  • AC3/SL are pretty good

  • thank you TKE

  • The word you might have been thinking about was "vapid".

  • YAY, a Beck reference.

  • Oh Tolstoy, you such a sexy beast.

  • I can't believe I watched this whole video.

  • Yhea you are a loser,when we were chimpanzees you were a monkey,with butane in your veins,your out to cut the junkie...

  • Tolstoy! Did you hear they are re-releasing all of the Star Wars films in 3-D!!! Woo!

    /facepalm

  • get a propane rose bud torch!

  • that is the awesomest lighter i've ever seen!

  • The term you were searching for to describe that straight razor would be a slip-joint. Same as a swiss army knife. perfectly safe, as long as you're not a dumb-ass about how you use your blade.

    On lighters...I've always wanted to pick up a Zippo just because...I don't smoke, but it's always nice to have fire. I should get on that...but everyone I know already thinks I'm nuts for carrying knives and flashlights. A lighter...jeez, they may just burn me as a witch. =P

  • Am I the only one that noticed the possible MC Chris reference?

  • @LouShoeLacer

    .....where?

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky About 9:15 to about 9:19 where you say "It's because I am a loser. Why don't you kill me baby, from the MC Chris song Falynn.

  • @LouShoeLacer MC Chris adapted from the Beck song "Loser" which is funny because the song "Loser" has the line "butane in my veins" in it. Mind blown? You know it is...

  • Loved the video again Tolstoy, keep it up. ^_^

  • i know you don't smoke but you should just buy like a pipe and some tobacco and smoke just like once or just like buy a pipe and review it

  • @roachthe2nd98

    Yeah, accept for Niccotine is the most addictive substance on the scale. I'd be better off smoking salvia divonorrum or hemp.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky I smoke a cigar every once in a while, especially when I go on vacations but I've never felt the need to smoke tobacco, so I don't think it's that addictive, it only becomes a habit when you make it a habit.

  • @TolstoyKafkaEvsky I've been on and off smoking for about 4 years. I have about 2 cigarettes a week, or a similar number of pipe bowls. Never once had cravings, felt I needed a cigarette or bought more than a pack a month despite being a 'regular' smoker.

    I do it to unwind while watching the stars in the summer, or to be social at bars.

    It's as much about the person as the nicotine.

  • I cant drink pop while watching your videos I nearly choked laugthing

  • @drakflip

    you're welcome

  • 17:30 hey tolstoy, its called a slip-joint style, since you didn't remember or just didn't know.

  • @zachryan10

    Didn't know. Thanks.

  • if you stop making videos like last time I will kill myself

  • Tolstoy has the greatest comebacks! Haha.

  • it looks like a spark plug

  • So you smoke cigarettes?

  • @xxrobloxiaxx

    An American highschool were you are NOT assualted for wearing a nice suit?

    A) You are a popular student

    B) Your fucking huge and no one would want to attack you

    C) You're not an American

    D) You go to a private school

  • Not happenin'...Fappenin'...

    And I mean...The original Star Wars was okay- so was Empire. But Return of the Jedi? Ehhhhhh....... I can do an opening for ya if you'd like.