@bsamuels453 - The entire clip made this clip good.
Patrick Stewart is amazing! I saw him on Jay Leno's late night show years ago where he told a story about bumping into Nelson Mandala in an elevator. Leno tried to make jokes about it, but they fell flat. By the end of the interview, I was a 100% die-hard Stewart fan. What a classy guy.
their clothes fall off. and they try to put them on, but they can't because a willy wonka style brahma bull runs into the china shop and stakes out the crime scene for two weeks using surveilance.
i find it funny as hell patrick stewart being a dirty old man
TheMw3m 4 months ago
great clip but its not very funny
IDMWEIGHTSIDM 6 months ago
Sir Patrick can see any woman naked he wants
DXvsnWo1 6 months ago
"...And they carry me into the dressing room, and there's Rooney and Beckham, and then Posh Spice walks in, and..."
"Her clothes fall off?"
"Instantly."
mysteriousjeffmather 8 months ago
If you're single, you sure as shit have better seen Star Trek: The Next Generation, or there will be hell to pay.
zypherax 9 months ago
if only we had patrick with us in the 2010 world cup against germany for real.
WhyYouJelly 10 months ago
"Enter"??? He should have said "Come"!
masere 10 months ago 3
4 people didn't see the policewoman's tits, and couldn't ride off on the grass. They also didn't see everything.
Sabbatharian 11 months ago
just women. yeah!!!!!!!!!
DarKcS2 11 months ago
Everything about Sir Patrick Stewart is god like, just listen to that voice!!
VonAlb 11 months ago
Four people were upset that there was no nudity in this.
rockdontrun 11 months ago
there all naked there cloths have all rotted off, and they,ve turned lesbian, being in the jungle so long
pokeraladin 1 year ago
That would be a feckn brilliant film. MAKE IT!
Sweeney1988 1 year ago 2
'Then I ride off...... On the grass!'
Haha, this cracks me up every time, Patrick Stewart is brilliant.
'Make it so'
schpongled 1 year ago
Effing hilarious. "and I've seen everything"
LMAO!!!!!
biggoddi 1 year ago
ahh... when ricky was funny
canyoudothis23 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
4 people have not seen star trek or don't have a girlfriend.
MorrowindGamer 1 year ago
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MorrowindGamer 1 year ago
Who else will be waiting for his movie to come out?
TrueGamer181 1 year ago 3
RLMAO that has got to be the best. Meet the grand parents Patrick Stewart & Betty White!!!!
kurtmpaul 1 year ago
lol well at least hes straight
NeilofSWC 1 year ago 2
Hey it's that comedian from GTA4
Executus300 1 year ago
can happen
nilbud 1 year ago
you know, if it was possible, can't say I won't want to do that either.
Gdanohrukrodmmtefce 1 year ago
God id love if patrick stewart actually made that film.
sparkycorry 1 year ago 7
"anyway I get on my bike and I ride off............. on the grass"
LOL I never knew Patrick Stewart had such great comedic talent. What a versatile actor.
Archedgar 1 year ago 7
patrick stewart is fucking hilarious
landen1234 2 years ago 2
P.S. i'v seen everythink i'v seen it all
R.G. so it's a comady then?
P.S. no
1986filli 2 years ago
Patrick Stewart is great.
LordOfTheGnus 2 years ago
Damn this shit's funny.
Vostokification 2 years ago
patrick rules all!
mightyPants 2 years ago
lmao i love it when he goes "oh no?"
TheGurry 2 years ago
I laugh my man titties off EVERY time I see this one!
OrinDac 2 years ago 4
AWESOME SHOW!!!!!!!!!!
xPUNKERxSLUTx 2 years ago 2
"You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend, and you don't watch Star Trek . . . . . good lord . . ."
LOL
jlan12 2 years ago 8
im not gay but i do think patrick stewart is pretty hot
spishak7 2 years ago 2
I am gay and I can attest to the fact that yes, Patrick Stewart is pretty hot.
Eshto 2 years ago
This is great!
Tuber661 2 years ago 2
My God, PLEASE give this 5*!!
sbndaytonaguy 2 years ago
@bsamuels453 - The entire clip made this clip good.
Patrick Stewart is amazing! I saw him on Jay Leno's late night show years ago where he told a story about bumping into Nelson Mandala in an elevator. Leno tried to make jokes about it, but they fell flat. By the end of the interview, I was a 100% die-hard Stewart fan. What a classy guy.
casper1975 2 years ago 2
there are FOUR LIGHTS!!
skibothy 2 years ago
last 10 seconds made this clip good
bsamuels453 2 years ago
3:25 hes so disappointed lol
joshtopher27 2 years ago 2
haha. hilarious
omegastar19 2 years ago
I have done this, repeatedly, it works.
perv33 2 years ago
I've seen everything. TOTAL AWESOMENESS
inagartenrules 2 years ago
you're not married, you dont have a girlfriend and you dont watch star trek? good lord!
elziebean100 2 years ago 32
i'm favoriting it JUST for that part.
iCheesey 2 years ago
oi you can't ride your bike on the grass!
'oh nooo?'
carlrs15 2 years ago 5
good lord...
mspoden2011 2 years ago 2
lol patrick is a perv i kew it >_-
KagomeMorino 2 years ago
I can't get enough of that last little bit!
rudis123 2 years ago
... And then posh spice walks in
and her clothes fall off?
instantly.
SAXZIOUS 2 years ago 3
your not married, u dont have a girlfriend and u dont watch startrek....Good lord!!!
chikenexpress36 2 years ago
their clothes fall off. and they try to put them on, but they can't because a willy wonka style brahma bull runs into the china shop and stakes out the crime scene for two weeks using surveilance.
muckrak3r 3 years ago 2
and by then i've seen it all
gagoff 2 years ago 18
too funny
mattlay 3 years ago
Patrick's a legend for poking fun at himself like this.
EvilMuppet1979 3 years ago 4
hes a legend period
Sammy102093 2 years ago
Yay!
FORGE8700 3 years ago
ive seen everything
pokeraladin 3 years ago 21
your not married, u dont have a girlfriend and u dont watch startrek....Good lord!!!
pokeraladin 3 years ago 19