Halo Reach: Toby Sucks at Gaming - Part 23

[squishyman70]

lol 1:46 captions say chaps cock from jet pack

[athenasrevenge93]

"My reflexes are like 'Whatever you want,Tobuscus.We'll,uh,we'll look after you in times of need,dire times of need.All you need to do is just,y'know,get yourself in hairy situations-Not HAIRY,literally,but just,y'know,sticky situ-Not literally STICKY,but y'know,like,um...just awkward...situations where you can't find the right word to explain what you're talking abo-Oh yes!'"

[Learner0012]

If your eyes filter out green things, then how'd you know it was green?

[ntcn0ah06]

1:47 with audio captions "chaps cock"

[jbonyxmonkey]

I put on automatic captions. At 5:01 Toby says "You idot." It translates in audomatic captions as "Ukranian." And at 5:03, "Stupid, freakin' other gun translates into "In america."

Wow. "You idiot stupid freakin' other gun" = "Ukranian in America".

[L3G1TH4Ck5]

5 people arent getting a birthday present this year

[cheif6699]

@L3G1TH4Ck5 what if they already had a B-day this year?

[playthecard22]

Are you okay? You're my ride home...

[MeeBeAndrew]

Toby wouldn't laest 5 seconds on legendary

[moablegs]

Ok that gun that charges up green bullets can emp a vehicle too with the full charge

[teamlightsworn1]

toby your beter at halo than me i cant play on eazy

[zandrafrench]

"You suck at driving your own technology! How did you get an alien licence?!"

[andyBfunkey]

Y U NEVER DUAL WIELD?????

[awesomeashe]

@andyBfunkey they took dual wielding out in reach....as soon as i got one plasma pistol i tried to pick up another and i was like FFFFUUUUUUUU-

[krazyk00k00bird]

i would love to see toby do a portal lp

[sdude50]

i just saw bob the golden elite in this video... how can he show up in tobuscus's play through but not mine ever?!?!

[Cobrastang4]

i can't find the annotation!!!!!!! :p

[Halen2020]

Chores suck!

[soraroxasventus13]

The white thing is a jet pack

[MagicSandwiches]

press 6 haha

[OMEGA87975]

how do u get into that tower i can never figer dat out

[hujgup]

GODDAMNIT TOBY THE FOCUS RIFLE IF FULLY AUTOMATIC!!!!!

[crisisrock1322]

hologram skirmishes 00:58

[BlackShadow12100]

I think my spam is #CUTE

[BlackShadow12100]

u like ma #OMG spam?? >:|

[BlackShadow12100]

TOBY #FTW

[BlackShadow12100]

Toby is starting to #FAIL less lol

[KilljoyRunner]

Here's a tip for using the jet-pack, use it for 3seconds then let go for 0.5seconds then use it for 3seconds and keep doing this, it helped me get past places and get better shots.

[2297Kevin]

2:42 and 3:12 flying skirmishes

[2297Kevin]

@BluTitanProductions nice reply to watever the guy said....

[2297Kevin]

Can u die? Do u no how? This weapons sucks!

[2297Kevin]

O sorry Jorge watch were ur standing haha

[mixmaster095]

hate

[mixmaster095]

i hata how covenant can use armor abilities elites use jetpack and armor lock and so do brutes and skirmishers use hologram

[CastleSeriesFan]

No annotations this time?

[BlazeS118]

Hijack that banshee for acheivment

[BlazeS118]

LASER GUNS!!!!!!!!

[FourDog101]

"I am a robot. Green explosives."

[GriffinBing]

how do you record it like this?

[GriffinBing]

i was waiting for him to figure out when you could hold the trigger down for the "star wars weapon"

[GriffinBing]

thumbs up if at 0:47 you applauded. :)

[GriffinBing]

@BluTitanProductions was the doctor chuck norris? that would explain the roundhouse kick :)

[RedHeadSnowflake]

@BluTitanProductions I love your reply..

[ZankuroMinazuki]

Toby with the focus rifle is the Apple of Eden all over again. :p Though at least it didn't take him 3 episodes to figure out to hold the trigger button down. Although I don't use Toby's "tactics" I have started using his in game terms. Stalkers in Dead Space 2 are now Bird Demons and I make darn certain that when I play Reach, I never all into the purple. ;) Thanks for so many great vids, Toby!

[frealyassassin97]

you are SO COOL!

[vpblam]

im constantly yelling at my laptop go here dont do that that gun does that and then im like he cant hear me i feel stupid now luv ur vids

[Bucklover4]

Thumbs up if u think Toby should play Aliens vs Predator!!! XD

[XxdofuaxX]

Now i have to find @temujin451 's comment

[mannometermesser]

@XxdofuaxX got a trick for u. Go all comments. then Press shift 7 and type what u wann search... in your case temujin451 ... really usefull

[MidnightGrunt]

@XxdofuaxX Really you don't need to...its just a comment :P

[TheCaptainIkhwan]

That is very TRUE @XxdofuaxX i always do that but i can't find the comment.

[Manaphypalka]

that is a battle rifle!

you can hold it on the enemy!

[Manaphypalka]

that is a battle rifle!

[TheCurly1212]

lol @ 4:03 "Ow. Ow! Really? Really?! heheh. My body just disappeared!" xD

[ZankuroMinazuki]

01:42 Toby missed his chance at "Elite Light Vehicle!" That gold guy who appears and then quickly disappears! :p He could have [gotten] owned! Toby is painful to watch for gameplay but incredibly fun to watch for fun...ness. That's all that matters! :D

[666sameal]

"can you die? do you know how?" hilarious

[MrVinexNike]

Wheres the annotations?! :O

[zeb7125]

you should play minecraft!!!!

[laserindie]

Thugs up if u a

[helenelizabeth666]

I wonder if Toby realises that his English Accent sometimes sounds like Michael Caine? Epic accent! :)

[rattlesnake9001]

ill kill you through your shield its like the starwars one the star was one lol

[SuperRoginator]

"insert quote from video and somehow get thumbs up"

[3rixtat3]

i think toby and his videos are awsome but im english so i dont like when he does the accent

[ViolentPixi]

00.55 "He Dun Just Teleportated!"

[NARNAR1307]

I actually applauded

[Leader509]

@temujin451 can you read you gay little bitch hole?

[hellokittiechick103]

He dun telaportated

[CollateralSmurf]

Well he is getting better with headshots. Getting better with DMR.

[TheNoonanator]

Thank you for blessing me after I sneezed!

[manuelroman131]

teleportatatot :D

[halorocks697]

he dun just teleportated... man toby u r the man.

[halorocks697]

he done teleportated.... oh are u ok your my ride home.

[halorocks697]

he done teleportated.... oh are u ok your my ride home.

[halorocks697]

he done teleportated.... oh are u ok your my ride home

[Jaonellcob]

teleportatertot shirt NOW

[ShamefulSammy]

Someone tell toby that the circle at the bottom left corner showing your armor permutation is how much of it is left.... and it recharges -.-

[AnnabethChase17]

"What's that one?" *picks up un-mounted turret* "WHAT THE BALLS." XD

[SuperFlamingPheonix]

"Can you die? Do you know how?" LMAO best line

[wickedphantommisgirl]

"Awww...what happened?"

That makes me crack up every single time.

[wickedphantommisgirl]

I dunno why but I crack up almost every time you go, 'Awww, what happened?' after you kill someone.

And I do what a shirt that says, 'Mothasuckra.'

[XplosivCookie]

I rarely laugh out loud, but at 03:00 you trying to desperately tickle those things with a focus rifle.. I literally LMAO'd xDD

[crowpaw48]

we need a shirt that says "knock knock mosacra!"

[siNgAwAy17]

rofl...thumbs up if u know that he doesn't know that the focus rifle is automatic...or did

[CoDpwnageXD]

@siNgAwAy17 Yeah but it's still very effective single shot.

[siNgAwAy17]

rofl...thumbs up if u know that he doesn't know that the focus rifle is automatic...

[zerothehero43]

you can change your characters color in the armoury

[MaTTAttacK724]

plasma pistol over the dmr?

oh toby ur too funny and awesome that it doesnt even matter what you use

bless your face

[Lycanm0use]

Toby saw a bob

[ReleasedHollow]

Whats that green thing?*BOOM,BOOM,BOOM,BOOM* love that

[kybot75]

are you ok?your my ride home...lmao!

[TheUchihaShadow]

He didn't teleportatertot, it was a hologram, and the spikey things are methane tanks, they don't breath oxygen. /nerd

[ugerwashy]

the star wars tickle gun

[djdupre7]

How do I get up? *walks right past grav-lifts* -_-

[XxTigrexxX]

Why does it say toby suck at gaming hes got some skill. Noobs get lucky

[Soffish583822]

i like the videos, ive watched most of them, but i had to skip most of this because there is a limit to how much u can suc

[brookqb08]

why is youre xbox live accounts friend list full. come on, my face.

[kj444]

this took him soooo long hahahah he done just teleportated

teleportatertot haaahahaha

[SushiBentoChan]

I applauded for you. Nobody was around, so I didn't get any funny looks. I would've anyway though. lol

[halofan516]

a B.O.B at 1:46

[barbaro267]

"Are you okay? You're my ride home"

[BlinkyMcStabb]

applauded-....lol

[Davidzinuhaha]

play F.E.A.R!!!:D

[menu580]

@Davidzinuhaha dont no wint do play

[motherhorsefucker]

the entire time i was screaming GO IN THE FUCKING GRAVITY LIFTS

[lichdomftw]

@motherhorsefucker lol me too

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

,ah godd! Jedi! HATE THEM!

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

it SOUNDS like a star wars weapon too! xD

[kazzah1231]

The Back spikey plate is so they can breath

[TheVinnieeee]

2:13 halo reach olympics

[sideways123456]

oh piss!!

[megashadowkid]

what the balls

lololollolol

[temujin451]

butt hurt?

[iLawlipop]

@temujin451 Stop trying to be a cool kid, sir. You clearly have nothing better to do than to talk down about Tobuscus and others. Butt hurt? No sir, it's butthurt. Learn the internet and find something better to do :D 'Cause we all love Toby and his amazing fail moments because he's funny. So please, stop wasting your own time trying to talk shit in Youtube comments.

[awesomeashe]

@temujin451 hly shit that is lame as fuuuck

[xboxrockswiisucks]

wow its funny that temujin is still trolling on this video

[iLawlipop]

@xboxrockswiisucks He is not trolling the video. Fail trolls do not troll, they simply fail. He's simply wasting his own time =]

[14NarutoKyuubi]

Wheres da link in the top right?

[3mm3]

If you hold down the shoot-button or w/e with that Star Wars-weapon, you get a charged beam, Tobysauce. That's that. Now you know. ALSO, the Jetpack thingymasching... thing, is over the minimap! How long you can use it, that is. Yesh.

[jerricalovegirl]

why don't you get a justin.tv account you can actually talk to live people and stream live for them plus i would love to see you play more games cause it'll seem fun

[spoot1smeg]

applause given

[LexiiJ]

hah you always say wha? wha? wha-happened?

[ftsHUNTSMAN]

3 people ran out of own-sauce



[ftsHUNTSMAN]

3 people ran out of own-sauce

[hinatathecookiedemon]

...Why are we feeding the trolls? D:

Also, love the videos Toby~

[Godzillacroc]

you kinda remind me of Robert Benfer and the guy who did Mario Frustration

[BreathingIsOptional]

0:33-0:38 This, right here, said by none other than our own Toby himself, describes temujin451, our resident hater.

[VampKitty100]

lololol toby you are awsome! "you suck @ flying, how did you get a license..and alien lisense?" lololol

[steven2116a]

3:43 if u dont remember the controls to any game this is what u do:

PRESS RANDOM BUTTONS

[BreathingIsOptional]

@steven2116a

That's how i play ALL video games. When I don't know what to do, i press as many buttons as possible at the same time and hope something that isn't me explodes.

[waldomatrixdude]

my brother kills 3 or 4 people walks by and calls it kickpowned

[smoovegriz]

water part lol

[theBitterSweetBand]

3 people missed the like button :)

[TheScurvyNinja]

You're welcome for watching, and bless YOUR face, sir!

[MalkavMadness]

no annotations yet.

[ScythedAngel]

Sometimes your voice sounds like Hades from Hercules. :D

[mrchevys3]

Telepo-tatertot

[clifeto]

The "Star Wars Gun" if a laser beam and you can use continuous fire.

[Halo3modd3r]

Toby - "Stupid ...... wussy ship ..... good .... man i wana fly a ship ....... JORGE .... have you ever flown in one of those ships? Just curious."

Jorge - "Help bring that banshee down!"

Toby - "Ohh ...... WHAT? What did you just call me?"

lolz

[crazygingee]

:-O 1:45 thers a BOB!!!!

[thebordemz]

I definitely applauded for your 'OK' shot.

[cadettrav]

hey toby... the assault rifle isnt a sniper... it jus has a scope that can zoom...

[LaughingComedian]

You could tell as soon as he got the Jetpack, Toby was so happy he couldn't even put it in words. I mean, its a Jetpack!!! =D

[1chance4cheese]

"oh are you ok your my ride home" lmao i gives props

[Kamui4700]

"Really? Really? My body just dissapeard.." Lolz..

[sToRmDoGy117]

would be fun seeing you online o.o

[JayBird4theW1N]

The little things, when they run away, they run like E.T. hahaha, its really funny, they put their arms in the air and waddle away. Hehehehe, makes me laugh.

[kristafrappe]

Bahahaha these are too hilarious. I could care less about Halo but you just make it frackin hilarious.

[trixeegirl]

i actually did applaud for Toby. :P

[Ninjagangster26]

0:56 skirmish hologram

[xkristixx]

there's no link to the next video. :(

[LRFLEW]

You're worried about the environment? I thought you said, "Global Warming is the least of their worries".

[SP1CYCH1CK3N]

haha lol the commentry is hilarious XD

[ratedrsuperstar89]

okay..for those of you who really don't like watching Toby's videos......DON'T WATCH THEM. =O what a concept. he knows he's not good, but it's okay. it's just a video that he made for US the VIEWERS so WE can enjoy them. He is a very funny guy and his comedy makes up for the fact. So for those of you that love to troll....go somewhere else...and most of you trollers prolly dn't post any videos anyway. c: k thanks for reading this

[cartmanisafatninja]

@ratedrsuperstar89 i loooove trollin, but i would never troll on toby (my messiah)

[goobervongoober]

@sM4llsiE

it looks like a skirmisher. Toby is having the most easter egg rich LP, and he doesnt even know what any of it means :P

[videomaster]

@SamJanuska He's not, but he sounds a lot like him at certain times.

[moritynz]

The lekgolo... also know amongst UNSC troops as a Hunter... or by Toby as "Big Green Guy of Pain" is most easily killed by shooting it in the small orange spots on its back... the only un-armored part of the gestalt hive that makes up its body. It should also be noted they always travel in pairs

[ilyjin111]

You suck so hard that its sad. :( Its okay though cus your commentary make sup for it. :)

[521lolz]

@temujin451 yeah because only people that are good at video games can have hot girlfriends.

[ratedrsuperstar89]

@temujin451 ur funny c: u have no videos and ur are such a troller. XD why do you watch these if you don't like how Toby plays? ur such a douche bag and a cunt man.

[StargateUnending]

@temujin451 whats your PROBLEM lol? Are you trying to indirectly tell all of Toby's fans what your mother did? Well I will BET you that people really don't wanna know about your personal life. Keep your life private. No one wants to know...

[NATHANBARLOWXD]

@temujin451  wth is rong with you hes trying to be funny funny do you understand you retard grow up your a berden to us all

[Darcratt]

@temujin451 i dont say this lightly but... FUCK YOU

[code23blarg]

@temujin451

Wow. Months later and everyone is still amazed about how illiterate you truly are. If anyone wants insults of this caliber, they will go play halo with five year olds. Have a nice life loser.

[IzZyFoRcE1]

@temujin451 i think people that comment on stuff like this are stupid!! if u dnt like toby STOP WATCHING!!! and obviously toby fans watch this and are gonna call u stupid u IDIOT! get a life, stop dising toby, grow up and grow some common sense and stop watching something u dnt like and dnt dis someone that has that many subscribers cause thats just youtube comment suicide.

[QueenOfTh3Damned]

@IzZyFoRcE1 I think I just found my Toby Turner "soul mate" lmao. I hate that shit too. I don't get why ppl waste their time to do that. They need more than just lives! Thumbs Up!! :-)

[AlexIsGaming98]

@temujin451 dick head