Experiences at a Sex Health Clinic

[madnessofthedarkside]

I like the way you say vaginal. "Vag-i-nal". Not "Vag-ih-nal". Is that a British thing, or...?

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

How can I NOT subscribe to this man.

[Justy8111]

I wanna bang him so badly

[zistheword]

misleading penis... :P

[zistheword]

Your female persona is awesome. There should be a video for her alone.

[PivBlast]

it losted all of its swagger ...

[faye4815]

I love when your voice does that Matt Berry thing.

[NethDugan]

I've never been to one of those things, but I work at a place that processes some of the tests including the chlamydia stuff (though I've no idea what region you're in and it's all anonymous and stuff) so.... interesting what it's like on the other end of things. Good thing about being asexual, the chances that I'll have to go through that is slim, someone else seeing down there.... *shudders*

[schecterman123]

THE SMELLY BRIDGE ;D

[KattyWattySplat]

'have you ever licked a man's gooch?' LOL

[silverquark]

When you said, "Konnichiwa", I laughed so hard I almost cried.

I wasn't sure what to make of you at first...  But, this one and _The Invasion of Facebook Privacy_ are brilliant. Subscribed.

[mrtinoforever]

this was very awkward watching without imagining your penis. so i had to take myself to a place when i remember going to a sexual health clinic too... and then it got even more uncomfortable in my head!

either way, love for the khyan!

[SPadventurOUS]

graphic? innappropriate for women? please. this was as harmless as........nah. too easy. ;)

[strawberryfillin]

This was far too inappropriate for me to watch but i couldn't stop watching. What did i even just watch...what was i listening too. Pure genius. That's what.

[catchmcsorley96]

Khyan, in all honesty, i don't watch your videos to laugh.. i watch them to learn about life. thank you

[SgtFuzzie]

"The smelly bridge" - hahaha eww

[SuperBleeder001]

Who says baby penguins don't have swag?

[ladymold2748]

This vlog was so calm and funny at the same time. Loved it. Also, stories about penises are interesting.

[georgeg6192]

I bet that bunk bed is a turn on for the ladies :)

[missZiggy549]

I'll never be able to watch happy feet without thinking about you penis again.

[TangledUmbrellas]

I was into you until you said you weren't circumcised but yeah everyone is different

[BlibMilk]

My friends name is Amy Gooch... lol.

[LucyTree]

Speaking as a nurse, which I nearly am, I can say that seeing a nice penis does brighten the day.

My back may hurt and my pay may be crappy but at least I saw that one nice looking penis. 

[gennyvictoria]

I've seen this like thousand times now it still make me crack the fuck up!! LMFAO! Yur amazing :) love the voice! :3

[TheLittleValentina]

is it weird that your hair cut is turning me on? we should go out and have sporadic sex? i should stay away from your videos for a bit, do you wanna fuck my belly button? are this questions weird?i'm sorry if they are weird but it's mainly your fault for getting such a flattering and sexy haircut

[UltraExtremeSports]

ssssssssmelly bridge. 

[rockandrolleyes]

Gotta love dem tags :D NEVER too much Khyan penis information!

[darkblood1792]

Is it strange that I like hearing you eat? Makes me moist.

[vancestevenh]

So f'n funny!

[ELLIETUBI]

Well wasn't that just beautiful!

[nicciweasley]

So much penis talk. I'm going to bed now, and I expect to dream about Khyan's penis.

[redwoodwonderland]

the ad at the end says "there's a bit of Israel in all of us. come find the Israel in you." that's just too perfect.

[BexyNut]

First channel I go to when I'm in a bad mood. COMMUNAL GROAN

[HollyUke]

penis, khyans penis, thats all i can think about now

[YoungWarriorCatfish]

Yeah it does!! Ooooh dear :)

[NicolasP200]

hahhahahahahahahah xD xD

[sorbet87]

Could it be that you have met someone knew and that's the reason for getting a once over? :)

[tangerinealarm]

A couple of weeks?! That's a lot of anxiety to build up.

[mioluce]

I'm a subscriber from Israel!!! Your penis is welcome here!!

[justasweird]

fuck yea!

[ccfulton22]

you must eat while talking in your videos more often.

[VloggingVictor]

LOL

[theloyalbadger]

next week will be the swab talk, right?

FUCK YEAH!

[theloyalbadger]

perineum 

[missymootash]

actually @Khyan1 have you ever fucked a dog? you didn't exactly answer the question.

[Zeroviron]

Oh the curtesy finger, I'll try that sometime.

[Zeroviron]

that was not awkward at all, how do you do it khyan?

[davidgza1]

HAHAHA konichiwa!! xD

[TheAlaskanHippie]

I'm a subscriber from Israel. :)

Hahahah konnichiwa 

[QuiteIncredible]

Hi hi, you look nice :)

[jamers107]

Your hair looks lovely.

[izinomics]

omg I'm crying. This is absolutely hilarious.

[auparis]

Shit Khyan, I wanted to use this video in my religious ceremony. I demand permission to use your next video!

[joschmo007]

I believe its called the perineum?

[jessredmyers]

I laughed so hard at this. And, I do not find sex funny. Serious bidness.

[princessnerdfighter]

36 of you. Konichiwa.

[wielderofdrumstix]

@princessnerdfighter I laughed my arse off at that!

[brillantlady12]

I love it when you talk about your penis because Your description is so thorogh it gives me something to think about while Im in church.

[squidlier]

Damn, I was going to play this at my next religious ceremony.

[TheBoringLifeOfBeth]

Oh... awkward.... I missed your intro and accidentally played this during a religious ceremony.

[thenamesbanana]

The Smelly Bridge...I'll be using that term for a while.

[taysteekiwiz]

Fantastic description while containing hilarity without too much gruesome, Can't wait for more? Or at least we will wait 'till those results come in, eh?

[tardajade]

You've been talking about talking about your penis too much as of late. It's nice to actually hear about it. It was getting to be a real tease. The wait was worth it. "like a baby that's just woken up" made me a giggle machine.

[BexSherwood1992]

I don't know about the rest of you but I can never get enough of Khyans penis

[whatstephanie]

I fucking love you !

[mellbells]

I don't know how you manage to get away with saying these things and still be a YouTube partner, but all I can say is, I approve. :-)

[pkConda]

"Do I have any subscribers in Israel? ... 36 of you! Konichiwa!"

Bahaha

[ShortStackClemmensen]

@pkConda 하하

[pkConda]

Haha oh man Khyan, love this.

[apqdn]

1st i am strangely very aroused

2nd where do you live i wanna pay you a visit?!!

[Judirox]

I feel like everybody wants a piece of you now Khyan!

[made2commentonskyrim]

You can never talk too much about your John Thomas.

[dialsforme]

I'm sad that I can only thumb up this video once.

[12becsters]

Tags are true...

Very true.

[kaznec]

Damn you're entertaining to watch :D

[ihavecrabs56]

i dont care if your penis looks like a baby penguin i want it inside of me now and forever

[Khyan1]

@ihavecrabs56 Sorry, but the baby penguin is distrustful because your username is 'ihavecrabs' - thanks but no thanks!

[Qali2na18yeah]

@Khyan1 That was more epic than the movie itself... and the movie was pretty entertaining :D

[anticliche321]

@Khyan1 this response just made my life.

[JohnTalksToYou]

I think I'll come back to this video, currently eating soup.

[QuestenEnjoysLife]

I'm so hipster, i hope he doesn't get famous. More for me.

[sophsincolour]

Next time put a hot water bottle down there.

[Strickolas719]

Do I have any subscribers in Israel? I have 32! KO-NEE-CHI-WAH GODZILLA.... hes such an asshole i love it

[thelegitbb]

I enjoy watching your videos. so brilliantly funny :)

[lucyinthesky641]

OMG MY NAME IS ON IT!!!



[stoplah234]

you're quite awesome. but things 'wrapped up pretty quickLY'. adverbs are important. like your penis

[Pippisongbird]

Don't have sex unless you are in a stable, loving relationship with someone who loves you and values your body.

[amorninggirl]

@Pippisongbird or want to with another consenting adult of your sexual preference?

[Pippisongbird]

@amorninggirl First, It seems that you are assuming that I am only talking about a hetro relationship but I didn't say that in my comment, I said, "loving relationship". Second, you shouldn't just do something because you want you just like you shouldn't eat five bags of cookies because you want to because it isn't good for you and having sex with people just because you feel like it isn't good for your body or your spirit. Be selective and choosy.

[amorninggirl]

@Pippisongbird I actually never said anything about a hetero relationship. I actually said of your sexual preference.

And really, as long as you're safe about it, don't destroy anyone else's relationship, and only sleep with consenting adults, why not? I mean, it's your body, your choice.

[Pippisongbird]

@amorninggirl I agree that it is up to the individual, but ensure that you are not being pressured into doing something. There are lots of users out there and your body is special. Don't just give it away to anybody. And it could be dangerous. Be careful. The person you choose to sleep with could be a nut cake. If you just sleep with anybody, people won't respect you and they will expect sex and see you as 'easy', easy meaning it is easy to have sex with you. Be choosy.

[SleepWhenIamDead]

@Pippisongbird ....I have a feeling he would love the pressure, in fact here is a clue, most guys would...

[Pippisongbird]

@SleepWhenIamDead Oh.

[amorninggirl]

@Pippisongbird eh, I'm not saying go and pick anyone at random, I'm saying you should be free to choose without people looking down on you.

And honestly, I met my partner via what I thought was just going to be a fun night and I'm so happy I slept with him. We have a wonderful, stable, and healthy relationship and are going on 3 years

[Pippisongbird]

@amorninggirl I'm glad for you :) 

[MedievalPancake]

2:20 can someone make that into a gif please?

[gari118]

more willy related videos please

[pullthetrigger]

Love this haha

[ChrissieMadIpod]

THAT'S SO WEIRD. I was asking around today, trying to find out what the balls - to - anus space's name was. We had settled for "the awkward hairy bit" up until now. :D

[ParaKimmyMore]

Omfg the Konnichiwa part made me laugh so hard hahahahhaaha

[pritstickifiy]

you look so good as a woman :')

[TheAbleMuse]

Fuck yeah, I saw my comment. The very top left...

[WhoIsLiddy]

@TheAbleMuse Me too! Fuck yeeeeeee

[SpellboundSama]

I really like that you're comfortable talking about this stuff lol kudos XD

[AlbaAbies]

Without going into too much detail??? I mean...¿¿???

Hilarious video though!

[winefromthelilactree]

this made me laugh so much

[Slothwork]

my foreskin doesnt go back at all, does that make me gay

[robo885]

@Slothwork No, it makes you 11...

[Slothwork]

@robo885 nah im 20, i have condition called phimosis, aka foreskin doesnt retract

[AlbaAbies]

Religious cerimonies... hahaha!

[TimH078]

I choked up laughing when you went "Konichiwa"

[Driptweet]

When my Dad walked into the room I moved like a ninja to pause the video. I felt kinda badass.

[Alura]

Slightly disturbing but I felt the urge to watch all of it. Hope you don't have AIDS!!

[clarepies]

they text you the results? wouldnt it be awkward if you left your phone at your grans house and then she saw a text that was like 'oh hey you've got chlamydia. lolz.'

[RonanBLC]

Do you ever try your hand at stand up? if so...where?

[TheMysteryRanger1]

Sorry, at the beginning there did someone call you "Chiyam"...? XD

[CloudOfBefuddlement]

I enjoyed that more than I probably should have done.. :S

[austrianmusicfreak]

i will share this now on Facebook and i don't mind that a lot of my friends there are pentecostal - it just too much fun when you talk about your penis.

[fabulousxflo]

I like the lord of the rings reference, it really brings things into perspective.

[blah22322]

Hell yeah uncircumcised guys!

[ICOEPRproductions]

This video completely confirms it for me, you're one of YouTube's best. By far.

[freyatateify]

HA

[555herewegoagain]

Love this. XD

[ebonypullen1]

L O L

[actuallydave]

I did ask for sex.

[spoofytaco]

lksajsdflksdhf 'konnichiwa'. Kyan, you are so cultural. Best. You are the best. 

[1992Jarhead]

It's a long time ago I've laughed this much because of a YouTube video. Well done, sir. Have all the upvotes!

[imadethischanneltowa]

'Pendular Swing'

I am using that in conversation.

[thejanetals]

Khyan, with all sincerity, please talk about your penis more. These videos have just been too lovely.

[Alan123123123]

KHYAN!!!!! I love you and want to have your babies!!! Please dedicate your next video to me!!!! KHYAN!!!

[FrazEditz]

I literally cried with laughter, kudos sir :)

[JejossReturns]

A swab..? Did it... Did it go in..?

[HenryTheLamp]

Penis talk? Keep it coming  :)

[WilliamJsime]

from 36 to 0 in one comment... xD

[experiment35]

I can't remember how I found your videos, but they're amazing and I'm glad I did.

[jaipskd100]

I was able to watch this completely objectively :) cos you are so damn talented. Although I did get hungry... WHEN YOU ATE THE CHOCOLATE!

[nony10102]

Hey Khyan I'm one of your 36 subscribers from Israel

yes I admit I'm from Israel ni hao to you too

[Hattie1994]

i bloody LOVE your videos ! You are my favourite youtuber without a doubt, and i'm subscribed to alotttt of people :)

[ColourMinion]

I think I also speak for the rest of your subscribers when I say I've just spent 5 minutes and 8 seconds imagining your penis...

[JustJackSimpson]

Love your videos so much.

[lesliefoundhergrail]

The video I watched before this one was thewinekone's latest. I might be in a sex overload.

[BanalBoxberry]

They touch your penis and send you a text afterwards? You're doing better than me.

[Bemo09]

If you're dick has half the swagga you have, it should be Very lucky!! ;)

[WayhoRachel]

You are too funny :D One day you're going to end up in my basement tied to the hot water heater.

[SatellitePlane]

you remind me of the comic store owner in the big bang theory.

[sirdavies94]

@SatellitePlane lol that's hilarious xD

[BooMonsterOfficial]

Wow, thanks for the warning about the religious ceremony part... close call there!

[willpreeview]

New hair, new attitude Khyan!

[Mairloes]

Your semi-circumsized penis must bring all the Jewish girls to the yard.

[HannahMVincent]

And to think, some YouTubers are worried about sharing too much personal information with their audiences. Haha, this was a hilarious video.

[TheNameIsntSam]

"do i have any subscribers in isreal? let me check..... 36 of you! KONICHIWA!" LOOOOOOOOOL

[GORDONCAMPBELL]

Lololol, i love the awkwardness of the STD clinic!! Not really!!

[francistheindividual]

I doubt the nurse was the only one having a hard day if you know what I mean. *cough*

[eyesofcoalify]

If anyone else I'm subscribed to did a video on something like this, i'd be pretty freaked out.

Somehow, with Khyan, it's acceptable. I'm okay with this.

[1991Historybuff]

brilliant, and no you haven't been talking about your penis too much, other topics wouldn't be unappreciated though

[TheBango12]

U deserve a lot more views than you actually have on most of your videos! your are hilarious

[Stockypotty]

Dude I actually have tears in my eyes, great video! ... tears from chuckling btw not from emotional pain

[thekeirwilkins]

haha. fantastic

[TJPosh]

This. Is. EPIC!

[bamojr]

Woo!



[thatsSK3TCHY]

You can never talk about your penis too much.