Chuck Norris on The Tony Danza Show

[MiLoska14]

When Chuck Norris gives you the middle finger he is actually telling you how much seconds do you have to live..

[anonymoussoldier368]

chuck norris facts

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris flew his first paper airplane when he was 4 years old. It landed yesterday

Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories

[tim101395]

those twins are the true children of god

[NaruSakuIsAwesome2]

Chuck Norris found out nothing can kill him, so he found nothing and killed it.

[lukkam]

Once, Love faced Chuck Norris. Since then, Love is blind.

[SuperBala123]

1:14 future chuck noris. LUCKYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Frankolon1281]

Gingers don't have souls? What about Chuck Norris? He has millions of souls, each one for each person he killed.

[bulletheed1970]

Chuck norris bet nasa a pint of beer he could re-enter earth's orbit without the shuttle.

N.A.S.A. denies tracking a small object falling to earth and landing in Texas.

And mr norris is still waiting for his pint

[xphonor4]

it's awesome how well he takes this, how he can laugh along and take it in good spirits, a lot of famous people would get pissed

[redakdal]

at least Chuck Norris is still a great and good guy!!!!! unlike some celebs I know

[123sweetgigimusic]

Don't Fuck With Chuck. 

[DJpookid]

Chuck Norris is the boss of Tony Danza.

[majo97raad]

chuck norris doesnt need twitter to follow you, he is already following you

[MSJCPoetry]

Chuck Norris once won an Oscar for playing an extra

[chesney121]

...Don't fuck him people.

[Drewnation07]

OMG chuck norris hugged?!?! I would be scared to get a physical if I was the one

Being hugged umm excuse me I mean the one being mauled

[TheEXpothead]

lol no matter what show chuck is on, it's chuck norris show, that's great shinyapplz

[o0o0Russell0o0o]

Chuck Norris can make a goat kill itself, cook itself, and serve itself in plates just by looking at it. It will know instantly that this would be better than a roundhouse kick from him.

[alekjensen]

Chuck Norris was born in a tree cabin he built with his own hands

[playdohfaceable]

Did anyone hear about Chuck Norris' trip to Pakistan

[MrMahad4life]

@playdohfaceable Loooooooooooool

[plonker00765]

@playdohfaceable no,it was pakistans trip to chuck norris

[playdohfaceable]

@plonker00765 LOL!

[chicovill305]

Military couldnt do it so Chuck Norris Killed Bin Laden...

[nisiotis13]

This is FAKE how could Tony Danza survive from Chuck Norris' handshake??????????

[KasperThaKidd]

I once asked Chuck Norris for his autograph he signed my poster with his mind 0_o

[Daninjatroll8998]

Tony Danza, one of few modern day rape machines, teaming up with Chuck Norris? This is just madness...

[1999lev]

Chuck Norris Was Shot Last Night, The Bullet Is In Critical Condition

[Victormort]

Eleven people have already been killed by Chuck Norris.

[RaMSeNN1]

poor guy must have broken his wrist after that hand shake at the start

[therealkickmekicku]

11 people are no longer living.. or in existents

[Shadario777]

Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose

[redakdal]

I am glad that chuck is a good sport and also isnt letting the jokes go to his head

[PivotCommando]

Chuck Norris was the first man on the moon - Neil Armstrong was only visiting.

[Megalodon64]

chuck norris doesnt belive in god. god believes in chuck norris

[jakerocker456]

is chuck norris's son luke skywalker?

[redsoxxx1234]

chuck norris will never have a heart attack his heart isnt stupid enough to attack jim

[TetsuoryuX]

i hate reading, but i would buy chuck norris's book out of shear fear.

[0907Sb0907]

chuck norris one had a huge heart attack...after a second of brutal pain his heart finally lost. Death just hasn't gotten the courage to tell chuck he cant live with out one tho

[Br0wNN01sE]

Why is he in shape Tony asked? Because every furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym.

[reisdal]

sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

[TheXIVLegion]

Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[Megalodon64]

chuck norris always played video games without controllers. so he invented kinect.

[Cpmyppproductions]

When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris

[ry522]

its the end of the world when chuck norris gets angry..

[ry522]

chuck norris can stop the sun from shining..

[tashona123]

the 11 people who disliked this video will never see earth, heaven, hell etc

[SASHKO71998]

Comment RoundHouse Kicked by Chuck Norris

[BurgardRecords]

those kids are creepy! 0_o

[KoRnKnoTTeR]

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby once in Hiroshima and another time in Nagasaki

[KoRnKnoTTeR]

Chuck Norris wasn't satisfied with this interview that's why Tony Danza's show didn't last long after this taping.

[GlennRoxWyo]

11 people got beat up by Chuck Norris before they watched this video so they disliked it.

[100microsoftsam]

chuk norris is looking at tony danza as if he wants to roundhouse kick him

[C0zMiCGaming]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[mizzmarycelly]

chuck norris doesnt use condoms,ther is no such thing as protection against chuck norris

[acrobat7788]

THE FIRST THING CHUCK NORRIS SAID TO TONY DANZA IS "ME" AS AN ANSWER TO "WHO'S THE BOSS"

[C0zMiCGaming]

chuck norris can kill a fish by drowning it

[EricSchwin22]

What is Tony Danza doing in the Chuck Norris Show?

[folic4luv28]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[amill146]

chuck norris doesnt lose track of time, it finds him.

[amill146]

chuck norris can identify ufos.

[amill146]

"oh for chucks sake"

[amill146]

chuck norris doesnt watch tv...he spies on it.

[MrKalipax]

Bruce Lee deserves a fact...When a fly passes Bruce Lee he doesent kill the fly the fly just drops dead

[perfectflaws56]

walker is beast! and both these guys were hot :)

[RvRsnake]

jason statham needs chuck norris as transporter :D

[xDaZJMx]

The world doesn't end because the aztecs said it would. The World Ends because Chuck Norris had the patience to agree.

[JaSamfan1982]

Chuck Norris is my heor. I love to watch his movies and one of my all time fave cop shows is Walker.

[Shinyapplz]

whats tony danza doing on the chuck norris show?

[chaoswyvern17]

@Shinyapplz LOL!!! Nice one!

[123sweetgigimusic]

@Shinyapplz lol.

[Zirka4life]

Chuck Norris doesn't produce sperm, he produces little white ninjas with one purpose: Seek and Destroy.

[DannyJProductions]

chuck norris grinds the bones of giants to make his bread

[MrDbz1995]

chuck norris turned Ellen Degeneres straight

[lamfrocks]

chuck norris doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is

[perfectflaws56]

chuck norris was/is asexy beast! i love him i have mad a few facts myself. he is a christian and doesnt drink or do drugs. those jokes about him and god arent funny. but he is an amazing man i love him! <3 =]

[GusKrieger]

Once, the dinossaurs looked at Chuck with disdain. Once.

[CDenic]

That facts that say that Chuck Norris is just violent and hostile aren't too funny, 'cause he seems like a nice guy...

...unless you make him mad. Then you'd better run motherfucker.

[saberfangwolf7]

he was smart not makin a comment about the hair salon and purple toe nails

[TheAfropunch]

FACT: Tony Danza died after this show. Chuck Norris killed him for laughing at him

[ggglllllll]

Chuck can think so fast he knows everything you are going to say in your life time, before you are born. True story.

[NickInfante92]

Chuck Norris knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[nxt2yoshi]

every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is a Total Gym.

[Gerome63120m3]

how dare he tap chuck norris's leg

[bobfrompikecreek]

Man. Chuck looks so sick of this shit.

[jensssen]

epic XD

[hoboactor835]

@gelu4056 FUCK YOU

[yaywad]

@gelu4056 before you go to sleep you better check your closet for chuck norris tonight!

[gelu4056]

@yaywad but i dont want too be attacked by the evil monkey

[MrGirlfucker]

Long live the Chuck.....

[RakyunKim]

DID TONY DIED?

[TheTsugnawmi2010]

Chuck Norris doesn't play God, playing is for kids.

The Big Bang was when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked everything into this universe

[JuniorProducer1996]

I would say Mrs. Norris is hot......and Chuck Norris wouldnt be offended....i'd just be dead

[wordsofwisdom2009]

Chuck Noris impregnated a chicken simply by looking at it! (Like God did to Mary, but BETTER) The mother hen named the six chicks: Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris, Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris AND Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Cluck Norris! Mother and chicks are doing well!

[KINGIBYM]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[JibblyFilms]

@KINGIBYM LOL

[MaffoGodLike]

DAMN mrs Norris is HOT

[NickBolland]

If Chuck norris has five dollars, and you have five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you

[jnakl]

did you guys see how the host jumped back after he touched Chuck at 0:52 xD

[TJae1]

chuck can: Can kick higher than jaden smith leap long nun-chucks in a single bound Use more clairol than paul mccartney ( marvelous ~ btw) Has been nice & has never thrown a shuriken or kicked bruce's b3tt ~ in his entire life ~



[TJae1]

Chuck the facts ~ I like that ~

[NickInfante92]

Jesus turned water into wine, but Chuck Norris turned wine into beer. Thank you Chuck Norris

[mrlukese]

Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims on land

[RoxusTheDarkOne]

@mrlukese Jesus walks on water,Chuck Norris walks on Jesus.

[kedongsayshellow]

@RoxusTheDarkOne Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam through land.

[amill146]

@RoxusTheDarkOne that was hilarious

[sonicedhoedown1]

@mrlukese Jesus can walk on water but chuck norris walks on jesus

[CrazyC1456]

In soviet Russia Chuck Norris still kicks ass

[sailorpenguin23]

when chuck norris does a pushup, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.

[ChainsmokingPothead]

mustard gas is just a nicer name for what it really is, chuck norris farts in a can..

[ChainsmokingPothead]

chuck norris once spit up in the air and hit an aliens spacecraft that crash landed in new mexico 1947.

[ChainsmokingPothead]

chuck norris is so strong that when a meteor wuz gonna crash on his house he took a pingpong racket hit it back 1000x as fast as is came in his sleep.

[ChainsmokingPothead]

when chuck norris says he's so hungry he could eat a horse, he means that litterly.

[jsthere2watchvideos]

chuck norris can get a man pregnant by fuckin the guys wife

[asmedas2]

hahhahahahahhahahahah

[sanita4eva]

Chuck Norris Can Believe It's Butter.

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty.

Chuck Norris visited the Vigin Islands once. They are now The Islands.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

The reasons Newborns cty is cause they realise they have entered a world with Chuck Norris in it.

[surfcompilot]

Chuck Norris went to Burger King and orderd a BIG MAC,and GOT ONE!!!!!!!

[Rfmg895]

NASA couldnt make a pen that worked in outer space, Chuck Norris did.

[mrbobbyh]

Tony Danza did not show the proper respect during this interview. As a result, Chuck Norris had his show canceled.

[jasenegal]

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray as eye drops.

[bubbob21]

Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris walks on air, because not even gravity can hold him down.

Some people swim with dolphins, Chuck Norris swims with sharks.

Some people chew tobacco, Chuck Norris chews asbestos.

When people sin, they answer to God. When God sins, he answers to Chuck Norris.

Some people are brave enough to put their heads in a lion's mouth. Some lions are brave enough to put their heads in Chuck Norris' mouth.

[tander101]

hhahaha i knew al of them i just forgot but i know how they started

[bubbob21]

If Chuck Norris doesn't believe in you, you don't exist.

Chuck Norris cannot die, he simply refuses to.

[kwal1983]

chuck norris doesnt eat honey, he chews on bees

[mikeelman]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

[spidey707]

If chuck Norris dies... the world ends

[treehomer]

-In the Beginning was Norris. Norris was with God. And Norris was God.....And it is said that when Civilizations arose, the Kings and Princes went to lay gifts for the baby Norris.

-Chuck Norris doesn't time travel. Time Norris travels.

-Sometimes the Earth's Sun is bullied and stared down by Chuck Norris, and thats when night happens.

-Chuck Norris only worked out once in his life, chugging down a whole ocean. The Sahara desert has been indebted to Norris ever since.

[hannahevilangel]

chuck norris can belive its not butter

[ZombryaTheDark]

chuck norris taught the joker the pencil trick

[TheAmazingOzzy]

bill gates lives in perpetual fear that chuck norris' PC will crash.

if it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like chicken, but chuck norris says its beef, then its fuckin' beef.

[HoZZiE109]

1. they wanted to use chuck norris in the terminator, but they didn't want to make a documentary.

2. how many chuck norris's does it take to change a light bulb? none chuck norris prefers to kill in the dark.

3. since 1940 when chuck norris was born death by roundhouse kicks has increased 13000%.

[joeyjokester]

chuck norris doesn't wear a condom because there is no protection from chuck norris.

[AoiTaka6]

Chuck Norris invented hide and seek, although he was never the one hiding.

[Skacorerecords]

Chuck Norris doesn't jerk off to porn....porn jerks off to Chuck Norris - yeah I actually made that up

[TheAmazingOzzy]

thats a good one actually :)

[SAINTspFilms]

hehe, i wonder what u was doing :P

ur mind sure does wonder of at funny times mate :P

[gargola18]

@Skacorerecords u failed dude...

[examinor]

dude...

[TheBarbzArcade]

@Ska

That was probably the worst Chuck Norris joke ever made

[qbbbq]

invasion U.S.A isnt a movie. Its a document

[ocpud2999]

Chuck norris doesn'e write books. The book writes itself

[gogo0092]

If Chuck Norris watches a mirror, he sees nothing... There can't be two Chuck Norris

[r0ck3t]

no its when chuck norris looks into a mirror the mirror breaks cause the mirror cant stand between two chuck norris :D

[superawsome89]

u dont buy Chuck Norris book it buy's you

[ChristianGray18]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

[GamerDude200]

If you were to know Chuck Norris' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

[ApolloNaught]

noone has read his book. they open it and a roundhouse kick comes out.

[SxTx831]

Chuck Norris took a zip and a half

[billsbuck911]

chuck norris has counted to infinity twice

[CleanHappyGlock]

Walker lever was epic!

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag girls, he potato sacks them!

[kane38885]

Chuck Norris Can kill two stones with one bird

[mcea91]

chuck norris doesnt walk somewhere he thinks about where he wants to go and the world comes to him

[Laofse]

Out of fear, right?

[nightofhalo]

there is no race, only people that have been beaten harder then other lololol

[sometimesoonfan]

chuck norris is suing NBC. Apparently law and order are trademark names for his left and right leg.

[danglemaster00]

chuck norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle

[13TestaRossa]

chuck norris can slam revolving doors

[jcamp84]

Chuck is like the super nice neighbor who loans u his weed eater and invites 2 church. He just also happens to be a world Martial Artis Champion Movie Star and most amazing human ever.

[123ali456gholi789did]

honestly chulk norris isnt much of a big deal a few kicks everyone who is fit or sporty can do

but its more tv advertisments about him that makes him famouse and him fighting with the legend

[GuitarGOR]

Chuck Norris ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[Jawz320]

every night before the boogeyman goes to bed, he goes to the closet to check for chuck norris

[zimtower]

ugly kids...

[MotleyCrueFestRocks2]

Chuck Norris doesn't even need to have sex. He just aims and fires.

Every time Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks someone or something, every woman within a 100-mile radius instantaneously becomes pregnant

[tan94319]

chuck norris once devoured a cake before his friends told him there was a stripper inside.

[peteo100]

Wow did you see that? All 4 people in the audience stood up when chuck came out. That was nice.

[emsattt]

amazing O_o

[Zombeast808]

HAHAHA

[Osfacae]

No he wouldn't, Chuck Norris would run for president, but he doesn't want to lose any of the power and fear he already has.

[deathclock159]

chuck norris doesnt read books he just stares at them until he gets the information he wants

[fetisov02]

not funny...btw you're gay.

[BigG507]

what! chuck norris is gonna roundhouse kick ur ass