Black Dynamite: You Be Cool Mama, Keep It Tight Out Of Sight, Imma Shake The Tree For Ya Roots, & Shake Up The Fruits, Rip It Up Off The Ground, Find Out Whats Going Down, Don't Worry Bout Tomorrow Because Tonight
Yuforia: Dynamites Gonna Make Everything Aaaaaall Right .
Black Dynamite: Yuforia Shut The Fuck Up I Know That Was You Aint Even Gotta Look ! I'll Send Your Ass Back To Crendshaw Pe With His Hot Ass Coathangers Bitch Would You Like That ?!?!
@cheater30 Really? I honestly didn't know that. I'm pretty sure your "Good natured correction" would have been the same without the calling someone you don't know a dumbass over the Internet.
"Man I mean these cats looked mean! Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens!...you dig it?" man! this is the best quote ive heard in a while...
EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW THAT WAS YOU I AINT EVEN GOTTA LOOK I KNOW THAT WAS YOU! omg when I saw this movie for the first time I was literally crying. XD
@B0ULLIE That plus I think she unintentionally almost blocked. The girl he was telling that line to was pretty innocent, so I don't think she was supposed to know about him having a lot of women like that. The fact that Euphoria finished his mack line really didn't help that at all.
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You know, it's funny, I didn't realize the fight scenes were influenced by Bruce Lee films until he brought out the nunchucks. I guess I'm a bit slow.
EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! I KNOW THAT WAS YOU...I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK!!!!! i SEEN YO ASS BACK TO CRENSHAW P WITH HIS HOT ASS COAT HANGERS BITCH!!!! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT!!!!
Euphoria shut the FUCK UP i know that was you i dont even have to look, i should send your ass back to crenshaw p with those hot ass coat hangers bitch, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT *EPIC FACE*
LOL The boom mic.
EliteParanoid 5 days ago
WHERE IS BUCKY AND WHAT HAS HE HAD!?
Konie07 2 weeks ago
If only life were like this for real. :(
MasterxKenobi 2 weeks ago
Man, i mean these cats looked mean , meaner than two fat MF***** wrestling over porkchop and greens ,can u dig it? :P
700Tinker 2 weeks ago
No academy award nomination for this guy?
TwoLeggedBeast09 2 weeks ago
Get in that as blow horn lmao
koodababylove 3 weeks ago
Dolemite gonna save the day! Shut the fuc up! Had me rollin'
koodababylove 3 weeks ago
A classic!
80085u 3 weeks ago
lol her cigarette wasnt lit lmao
eddht113 4 weeks ago
DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!!
jewelz851 1 month ago
Black Dynamite: You Be Cool Mama, Keep It Tight Out Of Sight, Imma Shake The Tree For Ya Roots, & Shake Up The Fruits, Rip It Up Off The Ground, Find Out Whats Going Down, Don't Worry Bout Tomorrow Because Tonight
Yuforia: Dynamites Gonna Make Everything Aaaaaall Right .
Black Dynamite: Yuforia Shut The Fuck Up I Know That Was You Aint Even Gotta Look ! I'll Send Your Ass Back To Crendshaw Pe With His Hot Ass Coathangers Bitch Would You Like That ?!?!
xD
2:12
MrExclusiveJerk 1 month ago 3
3:55. Holy shit, its Koonie from UHF. Supplies!
K4rt80y 1 month ago
Epic actor, terrible dialogue!
PorridgeStall 1 month ago
@PorridgeStall that's because it's satire you dumbass...
cheater30 1 month ago
@cheater30 Really? I honestly didn't know that. I'm pretty sure your "Good natured correction" would have been the same without the calling someone you don't know a dumbass over the Internet.
PorridgeStall 1 month ago
You TOLD him to keep an EYE out for me....
MrBuch169169 1 month ago
YOU SEE ME NOW!? YOU JIVE MOTHERFUCKEEERRRR!!! XD
RelativelyHostile1 1 month ago
3:45-4:40 The funniest scene in this movie.
DHeartX 2 months ago
I wonder what jim kelly thought of this movie
thomaskaaz1 2 months ago
this dude is like THE BLACK MARIO
TylerPHS 2 months ago
@TylerPHS this dude is the black chuck norris
LETZdoDIS359 2 months ago
2:08 u got a msg!
allvidsofsuxx 2 months ago
now you know why they call me Chicgo Wind,FOool! Lol
Andy50k1 2 months ago
1:03 LOL
diegobessa19 2 months ago
THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM
Zender1 2 months ago
2:07 deffo msn notification
abcmaster9 3 months ago
"Man I mean these cats looked mean! Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens!...you dig it?" man! this is the best quote ive heard in a while...
abcmaster9 3 months ago
EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW THAT WAS YOU I AINT EVEN GOTTA LOOK I KNOW THAT WAS YOU! omg when I saw this movie for the first time I was literally crying. XD
HesterDW 3 months ago
did u see when he threw the asian eyeballs they were slanted like asians lmao
ecbattles88 3 months ago
I think he was mad at Euphoria because she completed his cool ass "Going away" Speech.
When you think about it, that's a fucked up thing to do to somebody.
B0ULLIE 3 months ago
@B0ULLIE That plus I think she unintentionally almost blocked. The girl he was telling that line to was pretty innocent, so I don't think she was supposed to know about him having a lot of women like that. The fact that Euphoria finished his mack line really didn't help that at all.
Bzaafied 3 weeks ago
That last bit where Black Dynamite faked getting wounded was pretty slick...
B0ULLIE 3 months ago
Ha ha! i threw that shit before i walked in the room
GismoTron 3 months ago
0:24 Mic hanging over his head is the best and then he actually looks at it too...lol
garysaran 3 months ago 3
I took this movie seriously until the diner scene.
ponquinful 3 months ago
who thought their msn messaged them at 2:06?? Aha
shortkid26 3 months ago
haha i threw that shit before I walked in room! LOL!
hotstepearly 3 months ago 2
2:06 msn fail
liamjd1 3 months ago
Press 2 for the best part.
ForsakenLyre 3 months ago
fuck i want Bullhorn's beard !
BigPapa012385 3 months ago
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MartialKitchen 4 months ago
meaner than 2 muthafukkers wrestling over pork chops and gravy can you dig it ! lol
MonkeyOnStick 4 months ago
at 3:52 the chinese dude was like "what the fuck!???.....hahahahaha...FUNNY SHIT!!!
KirbySaxxx 4 months ago
HAHA! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!
~LOL~
SirMac27 4 months ago 29
2:06! Man! I even checked my MSN! xDDDDDDD
Hellfireknightmare 4 months ago 3
@Hellfireknightmare Me too!
RedComet31 4 months ago
@RedComet31 xD IKR lol
Hellfireknightmare 4 months ago
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Hellfireknightmare 4 months ago
msn msg
theSolo33 4 months ago
i love it when one scene wher he says "You need to shutthe fuck up and let grown ups speak!" LOL
JackJeckel81 4 months ago
Muthafucka!
kittyburger000 4 months ago
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I recommend everyone to watch this movie LOL
TheKoodude7 5 months ago
Michael Jai White = The new Jim Kelly
Geotal45 5 months ago
Lol
Ksavage2010 5 months ago
I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOOOM!!! God I laughed so hard!
kelleysw 5 months ago 10
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Euphoria, I know you hit the dislike button! I don't even have to look!
blacksushi150 5 months ago
You know, it's funny, I didn't realize the fight scenes were influenced by Bruce Lee films until he brought out the nunchucks. I guess I'm a bit slow.
ShinigamiSparda 5 months ago
Makes me wonder what euphoria did to piss of black dynamite like that...
drswaggenstein 5 months ago 2
2:30-2:40was funny ...lol
Teaone2001 5 months ago 2
HAHA!!! I threw that shit for i walked in tha ROOOOOMMMMM! omg fucking lauphed so hard when he said that
SaVAg3xMInD308 5 months ago
NOW YOU SEE WHERE I'M COMING FROM YOU JIVE MUTHAFUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao
aughburns15 5 months ago
Love how the car explodes before it hits anything lol
lagmuncher 6 months ago
EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! I KNOW THAT WAS YOU...I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK!!!!! i SEEN YO ASS BACK TO CRENSHAW P WITH HIS HOT ASS COAT HANGERS BITCH!!!! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT!!!!
standstillbrian 6 months ago 4
This is coming to Adult Swim, check the website.
kromen10 6 months ago
2:08 TURN MSN OFF :P
AizenDigital 6 months ago
Don't worry about tomorrow momma, cuz tonight...
Black Dynamite's gonna make everything alright...
Heithlar 6 months ago
Chuck Norris disliked this.
UltimateKopite 6 months ago
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Can you dig it?
gilakia 6 months ago
diabolical dick shrinkin muthafuckas!
ryuhayabusa2000 6 months ago 3
wtf is that msn sound at 2:08
marquesgoncalo 6 months ago
"Best Scenes of Black Dynamite" thats false, but mostly couse youtube cant handle the FULL movie.
yourka16 6 months ago
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gunnight09 6 months ago
wait a minute this isn't the whole movie.
awesomeman462 6 months ago
Notice the part when he has the nunchuks he accidentally messses up and they fly back to him lmao it shows at 3:19
XBloodStarzX 7 months ago
i threw that shit before I walked in the room!
ShakinSlim 7 months ago
He bitchslapped the black out of him ahahahah so they changed the guy
MrJahangY 7 months ago
That's what I said!
BlackDynamiteNYC 7 months ago
thumbs up for the black guy who could take turns without lookin and suddenly discovers a cliff
KaxBlain 7 months ago
The old Birthday Candle trick from 'Nam....once you think it's out....ARGHH!
IveGotForceLikeObi 7 months ago
the cigarette isnt lit
peejdaz 7 months ago
the car ignited in the air lmao
squirrley11 7 months ago 2
Wack! Lol
MiBizzuh 7 months ago
i fuckin loved that movie
agentsouth300 7 months ago
Euphoria SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DON'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK.
Hahaha
R0bbieR0tton 7 months ago 2
DAmn Dick strinkin muthafuckas lol
5timmy01 8 months ago
2 people practice kung fu treachery
odo345 8 months ago 2
"You Diabolical Dick-Shrinkin' Mothafucka's" Hahahahahaha
gearsrapper786 8 months ago
I checked my own MSN but none of my convos had sent me a message...forever alone T__T
emojj666 8 months ago
This is the first movie i ever saw where a man got in a nun-chuck fight with the president after calling him a "diabolical-dick-shrinker"
vailmaster5 8 months ago
I almost gave myself a hernia laughing so hard from watching this movie. Never hurt so good ya dig?
SOCOMSoldier01 8 months ago
You missed the part where he says, donuts don't where alligator shoes.
dinkydoop 8 months ago
best scenes of Black Dynamite? If this video were true the enitre movie would be on here.
double0nine009 8 months ago 75
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Just finished seeing this movie on Netflix....... Really Funny!
thahaitianprince 8 months ago
"Can you see where im coming from you jive muthafuckaaaaaa?"
Laaaa 8 months ago
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Laaaa 8 months ago
"Haha I threw that shit before i walked in the room" Has me roooooollin everytime i think about it haha
SuperDuperSonicSpeed 9 months ago
lol bullhorn keeps rhyming
DesertRifle 9 months ago
lol bullhorn slapped the shit outta dude and he was gonna get jacked up
brujuice221 9 months ago
FAKE! We all know you can't be receiving messages over Live Messenger when falling off a cliff @ 2:08!
baba1993 9 months ago 2
We need Dynamite on the streets! damn that guy just POWNS!
MainVuper 9 months ago
I feel like the best scenes of Black Dynamite are about an hour and a half long...
DementedlyHappy 9 months ago
LOL wow u can see the mic...
pwnage122334 9 months ago
@pwnage122334 that's the point
have you even seen the movie
PaciFistProductions 9 months ago 2
Two people have a little Richard
panic2222 9 months ago
does anyone notice when hes spinnin the nunchucks at around 3 20 he throws them away to the SIDE then all of sudden they come back to him
ArMySnIpErExPeRtM110 9 months ago 3
EUPHORIA, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I KNOW THAT WAS YOU, I AINT EVEN GOTTA LOOK!
jimmitycricket 9 months ago 4
code kansas you people wont be so big anymore
sarge727 9 months ago
I love at 3:17 when he spins the nunchuks and he blinks at every movement he does!
dylsamcro666 10 months ago
his head hits the microphone when he stands up ^_^
actgif68 10 months ago
The last scene was CLassic, lmfao
JustifiedBeatz 10 months ago
Haha I through that shit before I entered the room
IProtein09 10 months ago
i laughed so much at this film. its genious!
MADAMEOCTA07 10 months ago
This video makes no sense, the whole movie is the best scene.
lolo2000bm 10 months ago 5
love the mirc boom :P
MidnightCardinal 10 months ago
That conga roll at the end of Bullhorn's fight gets me everytime
StephonST 10 months ago
i love how he looks at the rid mike at the top of the screen at 0:36 :L
southwestsoldier08 10 months ago
The bullhorn part was funny as shit
NoProtect 10 months ago
Euphoria shut the FUCK UP i know that was you i dont even have to look, i should send your ass back to crenshaw p with those hot ass coat hangers bitch, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT *EPIC FACE*
JL3GEND2 10 months ago 3
You be cool, mama. 'be here, keep ya tight and outta sight.
I'ma shake the tree from the roots, and rake up the fruits.
Rip it up out the ground, find out what's goin' down.
Don't worry bout tomorrow mama cause tonight-
Dynamite's gonna make everything aaalll right-
EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW THAT WAS YOU I AINT EVEN GOTTA LOOK!
IPD07 10 months ago
0:25
Boompole above his head
TheCryoScales 10 months ago
I don't even have MSN anymore ?!? Oh...
FriendOfBeard 10 months ago
man i thought this was the whole movie
amazingfertilla123 10 months ago
Haha! , I thre that that mothafucka before I walked in the room! #jivemuthafuka
DANTEISZCOO 10 months ago
you diabolical dick strinking mutha fuckas
mrmac8 10 months ago
4:11 the greatest one liner EVER!!!
wtfan 10 months ago
2:42 bruce lee scene.
clarence2121 10 months ago
You ONLY got 5:13 minutes of funny moments out of this?
jravage77 10 months ago
Thumbs up if you thought about "Afro-ninja" at 3:15
watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs
ohiaio 11 months ago
the best part is between 0:00 and 5:13
herrTraak 11 months ago 3
LOL @ 2:48 "AHOOOOOOOOOY-YEEEEEAH!"
QoolEntent 11 months ago 3
LMFAOO AT 2:30
StatenIsland101 11 months ago
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lol at the boom at :25
Rampancyy 11 months ago
lol at the boom at :26
Rampancyy 11 months ago
He's all dead
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Hee aww deaaaahh
DOO1 11 months ago
2:07 lol MSN message recieved is that seriously in the movie ? xD
Veteranofwar 11 months ago
HAHA!! I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!!
notoriousm 11 months ago
I heard that sound when Chicago Wind crashed.... Sneaky-sneaky
QoolEntent 11 months ago
2:09 Msn Msnger.... pro
SupriseRed 11 months ago
"Oh! yous a corn fed fool with a lotta muscle maaaass! But it's time for Bullhorn..to get up in that AAAASSSS!!...WAHHHHAAAAA!!!" LMAO
mothebest 11 months ago 2
2:14 I bet you checked your instant messages. I did!
rmoughli 11 months ago 3
@rmoughli no
iLov3Subway 11 months ago
4:16 Quote from Bruce Lee's Chinese Connection "Fong Wi Shur, come out."
QoolEntent 11 months ago
Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass
redbook5544332211 11 months ago
@senglish, lol man u fucked it all up her name is Uhphoria not gloira, and u got the arrangement wrong to u jive muthafucka
ChildrenOfTheRain 11 months ago
Its probably been mentioned before, but does anyone see the link between this and Acorn Antiques by Victoria Wood?
P.S. @shcsepac This film IS FUNNY
Erkal2006 11 months ago
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this movie just isn't funny
shcsepac 11 months ago
2:07 i thought i was going crazy, but thats definitely the msn message sound
AidanxJxTeer 11 months ago
2:52 oooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
skeletonchrist1503 11 months ago
I saw this movie before I walked in the room!
BigTUnit1 1 year ago 5
Boom mic part is the best part of the movie. I laughed so hard for that part!
GibsonGuitarist666 1 year ago
HAHA! I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!!!
gremlin0890 1 year ago 65
@gremlin0890
You haven't lived until you've watched that part at 1.5x speed.
adamhater 8 months ago
@gremlin0890 LOL was gonna quote the same part but, i just noticed your comment haha. xD
gunnight09 6 months ago
I threw that shit before I came in the room!
FacelessFault 1 year ago
Yo his fake getting shot at the end was pretty slick.
kombatmaster7 1 year ago
YOU JIVVE MUTHAFUCKER!!!!!!
rhinol013 1 year ago
my favorite fim.
milun3000 1 year ago
she smooke the zigarret but its not on lol!
BLACKo0oJACK 1 year ago
Kung Fu TREACHERY!
AdamTrid 1 year ago
Thumbs up for the MSN noise at 2:08
oneUNITED7SS 1 year ago 93
@oneUNITED7SS yeah, haha, i had to pause it and look at my msgs
BrendanStuart 1 year ago
@oneUNITED7SS Gay.
danfrost313 1 year ago
@oneUNITED7SS lmao I read this ahead of time and still accidently paused and checked to see if I had a message
Tko101488 10 months ago
@oneUNITED7SS I checked my msn for a message when it came on hahaha
clarkie804 9 months ago
@clarkie804 I did too XD
iSynnic 9 months ago
@oneUNITED7SS nextime i make a vid like this i should set my status on "Busy" i guess
RamonMartinezGion 7 months ago 29
@RamonMartinezGion i thought it was mine lol
XcoolzX17 6 months ago
@RamonMartinezGion Set your status to busy? I'm guessing you're a Steam user? :v
Awesome video, by the way, thank you very much for uploading it.
FFFan3445 5 months ago
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I love the slap at 1:02 . It is soooo funny, did the dark brotha get fired and that's why they switched to the light skinned one? LOL!!!
tomasm007 1 year ago
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tomasm007 1 year ago
You diabolical dick shrinkin mutha fuckas!
strongman17 1 year ago
this should be 90 mins not 5.
xer05tar 1 year ago
I love how he kept checking out the boom mic when he hit it, and kept it in. Fucking funny as hell
baronvonchunk 1 year ago