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  • LOL The boom mic.

  • WHERE IS BUCKY AND WHAT HAS HE HAD!?

  • If only life were like this for real. :(

  • Man, i mean these cats looked mean , meaner than two fat MF***** wrestling over porkchop and greens ,can u dig it? :P

  • No academy award nomination for this guy?

  • Get in that as blow horn lmao

  • Dolemite gonna save the day! Shut the fuc up! Had me rollin'

  • A classic!

  • lol her cigarette wasnt lit lmao

  • DYNAMITE! DYNAMITE!!

  • Black Dynamite: You Be Cool Mama, Keep It Tight Out Of Sight, Imma Shake The Tree For Ya Roots, & Shake Up The Fruits, Rip It Up Off The Ground, Find Out Whats Going Down, Don't Worry Bout Tomorrow Because Tonight

    Yuforia: Dynamites Gonna Make Everything Aaaaaall Right .

    Black Dynamite: Yuforia Shut The Fuck Up I Know That Was You Aint Even Gotta Look ! I'll Send Your Ass Back To Crendshaw Pe With His Hot Ass Coathangers Bitch Would You Like That ?!?!

    xD

    2:12

  • 3:55. Holy shit, its Koonie from UHF. Supplies! 

  • Epic actor, terrible dialogue!

  • @PorridgeStall that's because it's satire you dumbass...

  • @cheater30 Really? I honestly didn't know that. I'm pretty sure your "Good natured correction" would have been the same without the calling someone you don't know a dumbass over the Internet.

  • You TOLD him to keep an EYE out for me....

  • YOU SEE ME NOW!? YOU JIVE MOTHERFUCKEEERRRR!!! XD

  • 3:45-4:40 The funniest scene in this movie.

  • I wonder what jim kelly thought of this movie

  • this dude is like THE BLACK MARIO

  • @TylerPHS this dude is the black chuck norris

  • 2:08 u got a msg!

  • now you know why they call me Chicgo Wind,FOool! Lol

  • 1:03 LOL

  • THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM

  • 2:07 deffo msn notification

  • "Man I mean these cats looked mean! Meaner than two fat motherfuckers wrestling over pork chops and greens!...you dig it?" man! this is the best quote ive heard in a while...

  • EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW THAT WAS YOU I AINT EVEN GOTTA LOOK I KNOW THAT WAS YOU! omg when I saw this movie for the first time I was literally crying. XD

  • did u see when he threw the asian eyeballs they were slanted like asians lmao

  • I think he was mad at Euphoria because she completed his cool ass "Going away" Speech.

    When you think about it, that's a fucked up thing to do to somebody.

  • @B0ULLIE That plus I think she unintentionally almost blocked. The girl he was telling that line to was pretty innocent, so I don't think she was supposed to know about him having a lot of women like that. The fact that Euphoria finished his mack line really didn't help that at all.

  • That last bit where Black Dynamite faked getting wounded was pretty slick...

  • Ha ha! i threw that shit before i walked in the room

  • 0:24 Mic hanging over his head is the best and then he actually looks at it too...lol

  • I took this movie seriously until the diner scene.

  • who thought their msn messaged them at 2:06?? Aha

  • haha i threw that shit before I walked in room! LOL!

  • 2:06 msn fail

  • Press 2 for the best part.

  • fuck i want Bullhorn's beard !

  • meaner than 2 muthafukkers wrestling over pork chops and gravy can you dig it ! lol

  • at 3:52 the chinese dude was like "what the fuck!???.....hahahahaha...FUNN­Y SHIT!!!

  • HAHA!  I threw that shit before I walked in the room!

    ~LOL~

  • 2:06! Man! I even checked my MSN! xDDDDDDD

  • @Hellfireknightmare Me too!

  • @RedComet31 xD IKR lol

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  • msn msg

  • i love it when one scene wher he says "You need to shutthe fuck up and let grown ups speak!" LOL

  • Muthafucka!

  • Michael Jai White = The new Jim Kelly

  • Lol

  • I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOOOM!!! God I laughed so hard!

  • You know, it's funny, I didn't realize the fight scenes were influenced by Bruce Lee films until he brought out the nunchucks. I guess I'm a bit slow.

  • Makes me wonder what euphoria did to piss of black dynamite like that...

  • 2:30-2:40was funny ...lol

  • HAHA!!! I threw that shit for i walked in tha ROOOOOMMMMM! omg fucking lauphed so hard when he said that

  • NOW YOU SEE WHERE I'M COMING FROM YOU JIVE MUTHAFUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! lmfao

  • Love how the car explodes before it hits anything lol

  • EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! I KNOW THAT WAS YOU...I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK!!!!! i SEEN YO ASS BACK TO CRENSHAW P WITH HIS HOT ASS COAT HANGERS BITCH!!!! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT!!!!

  • This is coming to Adult Swim, check the website.

  • 2:08 TURN MSN OFF :P

  • Don't worry about tomorrow momma, cuz tonight...

    Black Dynamite's gonna make everything alright...

  • Chuck Norris disliked this.

  • diabolical dick shrinkin muthafuckas!

  • wtf is that msn sound at 2:08

  • "Best Scenes of Black Dynamite" thats false, but mostly couse youtube cant handle the FULL movie.

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  • wait a minute this isn't the whole movie.

  • Notice the part when he has the nunchuks he accidentally messses up and they fly back to him lmao it shows at 3:19

  • i threw that shit before I walked in the room!

  • He bitchslapped the black out of him ahahahah so they changed the guy

  • That's what I said!

  • thumbs up for the black guy who could take turns without lookin and suddenly discovers a cliff

  • The old Birthday Candle trick from 'Nam....once you think it's out....ARGHH!

  • the cigarette isnt lit

  • the car ignited in the air lmao

  • Wack! Lol

  • i fuckin loved that movie

  • Euphoria SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DON'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK.

    Hahaha

  • DAmn Dick strinkin muthafuckas lol

  • 2 people practice kung fu treachery

  • "You Diabolical Dick-Shrinkin' Mothafucka's" Hahahahahaha

  • I checked my own MSN but none of my convos had sent me a message...forever alone T__T

  • This is the first movie i ever saw where a man got in a nun-chuck fight with the president after calling him a "diabolical-dick-shrinker"

  • I almost gave myself a hernia laughing so hard from watching this movie. Never hurt so good ya dig?

  • You missed the part where he says, donuts don't where alligator shoes.

  • best scenes of Black Dynamite?  If this video were true the enitre movie would be on here.

  • "Can you see where im coming from you jive muthafuckaaaaaa?"

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  • "Haha I threw that shit before i walked in the room" Has me roooooollin everytime i think about it haha

  • lol bullhorn keeps rhyming

  • lol bullhorn slapped the shit outta dude and he was gonna get jacked up

  • FAKE! We all know you can't be receiving messages over Live Messenger when falling off a cliff @ 2:08!

  • We need Dynamite on the streets! damn that guy just POWNS!

  • I feel like the best scenes of Black Dynamite are about an hour and a half long...

  • LOL wow u can see the mic...

  • @pwnage122334 that's the point

    have you even seen the movie

  • Two people have a little Richard

  • does anyone notice when hes spinnin the nunchucks at around 3 20 he throws them away to the SIDE then all of sudden they come back to him

  • EUPHORIA, SHUT THE FUCK UP! I KNOW THAT WAS YOU, I AINT EVEN GOTTA LOOK!

  • code kansas you people wont be so big anymore

  • I love at 3:17 when he spins the nunchuks and he blinks at every movement he does!

  • his head hits the microphone when he stands up ^_^

  • The last scene was CLassic, lmfao

  • Haha I through that shit before I entered the room

  • i laughed so much at this film. its genious!

  • This video makes no sense, the whole movie is the best scene.

  • love the mirc boom :P

  • That conga roll at the end of Bullhorn's fight gets me everytime

  • i love how he looks at the rid mike at the top of the screen at 0:36 :L

  • The bullhorn part was funny as shit

  • Euphoria shut the FUCK UP i know that was you i dont even have to look, i should send your ass back to crenshaw p with those hot ass coat hangers bitch, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT *EPIC FACE*

  • You be cool, mama. 'be here, keep ya tight and outta sight.

    I'ma shake the tree from the roots, and rake up the fruits.

    Rip it up out the ground, find out what's goin' down.

    Don't worry bout tomorrow mama cause tonight-

    Dynamite's gonna make everything aaalll right-

    EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW THAT WAS YOU I AINT EVEN GOTTA LOOK!

  • 0:25

    Boompole above his head

  • I don't even have MSN anymore ?!? Oh...

  • man i thought this was the whole movie

  • Haha! , I thre that that mothafucka before I walked in the room! #jivemuthafuka

  • you diabolical dick strinking mutha fuckas

  • 4:11 the greatest one liner EVER!!!

  • 2:42 bruce lee scene.

  • You ONLY got 5:13 minutes of funny moments out of this?

  • Thumbs up if you thought about "Afro-ninja" at 3:15

    watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs

  • the best part is between 0:00 and 5:13

  • LOL @ 2:48 "AHOOOOOOOOOY-YEEEEEAH!"

  • LMFAOO AT 2:30

  • lol at the boom at :26

  • He's all dead

    -

    Hee aww deaaaahh

  • 2:07 lol MSN message recieved is that seriously in the movie ? xD

  • HAHA!! I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!!

  • I heard that sound when Chicago Wind crashed.... Sneaky-sneaky

  • 2:09 Msn Msnger.... pro

  • "Oh! yous a corn fed fool with a lotta muscle maaaass! But it's time for Bullhorn..to get up in that AAAASSSS!!...WAHHHHAAAAA!!!" LMAO

  • 2:14 I bet you checked your instant messages. I did!

  • @rmoughli no

  • 4:16 Quote from Bruce Lee's Chinese Connection "Fong Wi Shur, come out."

  • Oh, you's a corn-fed fool with a lot of muscle mass. But it's time for Bullhorn to get up in that ass

  • @senglish, lol man u fucked it all up her name is Uhphoria not gloira, and u got the arrangement wrong to u jive muthafucka

  • Its probably been mentioned before, but does anyone see the link between this and Acorn Antiques by Victoria Wood?

    P.S. @shcsepac This film IS FUNNY

  • 2:07 i thought i was going crazy, but thats definitely the msn message sound

  • 2:52 oooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • I saw this movie before I walked in the room!

  • Boom mic part is the best part of the movie. I laughed so hard for that part!

  • HAHA! I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I WALKED IN THE ROOM!!!

  • @gremlin0890

    You haven't lived until you've watched that part at 1.5x speed.

  • @gremlin0890 LOL was gonna quote the same part but, i just noticed your comment haha. xD

  • I threw that shit before I came in the room!

  • Yo his fake getting shot at the end was pretty slick.

  • YOU JIVVE MUTHAFUCKER!!!!!!

  • my favorite fim.

  • she smooke the zigarret but its not on lol!

  • Kung Fu TREACHERY! 

  • Thumbs up for the MSN noise at  2:08

  • @oneUNITED7SS yeah, haha, i had to pause it and look at my msgs

  • @oneUNITED7SS Gay.

  • @oneUNITED7SS lmao I read this ahead of time and still accidently paused and checked to see if I had a message

  • @oneUNITED7SS I checked my msn for a message when it came on hahaha

  • @clarkie804 I did too XD

  • @oneUNITED7SS nextime i make a vid like this i should set my status on "Busy" i guess

  • @RamonMartinezGion i thought it was mine lol

  • @RamonMartinezGion Set your status to busy? I'm guessing you're a Steam user? :v

    Awesome video, by the way, thank you very much for uploading it.

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  • You diabolical dick shrinkin mutha fuckas!

  • this should be 90 mins not 5.

  • I love how he kept checking out the boom mic when he hit it, and kept it in. Fucking funny as hell