Everything That Matter'd [Links Updated]

[kateSuff]

I'm sorry but if that robot was chasing me I'd just laugh. 

[alysanakarmi]

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[supergluehotty]

Mattress domino games are so cool. 

[happster83]

wats jessica's last name??

[artuno1207]

@happster83 Jessica Nigri, she runs her own fan page on facebook.

[PaidToFail]

WINNIE GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

[Ostebrix]

lol shay 3:32 "It is small!" haha

[plopppytheman]

aaaaand the links don't work

[valerakukatov]

links don't work lol



[KodyKaotic]

First In Months :D Still My favorite Episode.

[MrIonization]

THE LINKS ARE A LIE

[LudicGraphix]

Dont hate on matthew perry D: He's a fun guy.

[iluvu6916]

ha its funny how people talked shit even before he became president and said that it was against the constitution or whatever but Mc Cain wasnt even born in the U.S.

aint that some shit!

[KrisMTL]

ugh... aids jokes are so bad.. you fucking asshole phil, go donate money to aids instead of making fun of it you tool.

[ludacris41]

phil go back to this

[3dakainsane]

@LeftdosDoussis whats funny bout dat?

[LynxAdvert]

Lol at eating Bush Meat

[KevYnAwesome]

If there WAS a video with a baby being born and saying "CHANGE", I would definitely say it was fake.

[raquelle08]

wow that ending

[Oniphire]

"Matter'd"? Is he making fun of or falling prey to the general illiteracy that plagues the internet?

[anderstbeachy]

Everything That Matter'd [Links Updated] free at W W W . TV-Video . us

[evilproducts]

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[8djm8]

can't believe I wasted precious downloads on this rubbish

[Zix1172]

lol robots

[MellixDolli]

haha i just recently discovered your channel, love your videos!

anything about a vampire-robot-nazi-zombie apocalypse never fails to be hilarious.

[Igotuwewire]

Futurama Rules !!!

[0stevenwilliams1]

duude whats her facebook :D

[MrHahaJay1]

OMG the grandma getting KOed HAHAHAHA

[89fordgirl]

OMFG the ending is freaking EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahahaha i watched it like 40 times! i freaking love shay!

[JohnnySniper47]

you are like a hugely irritating cross between seth mcfarlane and ryan reynolds. goodbye.

[Zix1172]

1. He's hilarious

2. So are Seth Macfarlane and Ryan Reynolds

3. You need a life where you don't randomly insult people on their videos

[Zix1172]

my last comment @JohnnySniper47

[Izak2115]

whats that girls facebook

[bryleyballs]

ha ha ha halarious

[miked156]

lmmfao 2:58

[XOSiren18XO]

i luv that vid with the grandma and ouch that would hurt big time

[AfroNinjaX]

GRANDMA GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

[heavyD151]

granny got knocked the FUCCCCK out!

[TheFudgeBounce]

Why running robots!?!?!

Why couldent it be something more useful like a flying Toaster?!?!?

Now that that would be flippen sweet.

Doing their flying toaster type things that... They do....

[TheFudgeBounce]

WHY RUNNING ROBOTS???

WHY NOT SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE MAGICAL FLYING TOASTERS!?!?!?!?!?

(That was would be flippen SWEET!!)

[B4cKuP01]

i love rikku...

[canttopit]

whys every thing crossed out

[LeftosDoussis]

722,722 views lol!!

[NotEmo181]

Lmfaoo!!! I keep watchin this!!! Tht granny-robot bit is fuckin hysterical!!! But i feel kinda bad lol she looked so sweet!!! Lol nice punch, robot!

[wowdeathknighting]

wow,4real check out this gals photo shoot in the info

[Meowcatbits]

mattress dominoes are amazing!

[wDawks]

Your hair isn't human, where did that thing come from...and why are you wearing it on your head?

[redeemtony]

ahhaha i totally found that girl jessica nigri on facebook, she fuckin smoking to lol

[jamiewantnews]

Futurama with new voices??!!! F*CK THAT!

[btrausch]

Is that Brandi Belle?

[irishdude439]

GRANN GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!! xD lmao

[IBeCeRTiiFieD]

2:58 2:58 2:58 2:58

[nibargerswife51482]

X-D I had to laugh at the robot part...lol

[ace3695]

<3 Jessica Nigri

[yieldtochristian]

youtube the word zeitgeist and give it a watch. its not all true but hey u never know

[jimslim94]

granny got knocked the f........uck out!

[mannymatrixofwar2]

Aids came from the government in an attempt to wipe out the homosexual community and minorities.

[Average18yearold]

AIDS came from dirty sweaty monkey sex

[d3d0raliv3]

mathew perry is a fag and i hate him and nice break shirt even though you do youtube vids lol... and yeah futurama is kool its not my fav but w/e

[Shobecool]

Wow. . . I hope you realize Phillip hates people like you. . ..

[quackmcpat]

I LOVE FUTURAMA! :o

[sargeantneo1]

WTF!!!!!! who made that film with the robot and old woman, thats evil! wtf

[superfashionchick97]

Matthew perry is a great actor

[MariusRosand]

isn't Jassica Nigri and Brooke Marks, the same person?

[jdlgrishanne]

That's so mean, I like Matthew Perry.

[SibirianBlue]

I say, I do like your videos.

[WeakHeadphones]

This vid made my day :D

[hotpookie14]

"change. whaa, whaa, change!"

lmao

[AlwaysBeMyThunder21]

HAHAH aids from matthiew perrys acting lol omg this video is definetely one of your best!

[Lucastheskatemaster]

hahahahah granny got knocked the fuck out!

[diveit]

sry dude, you suck.

[MasterChief4781]

With 600,000 subscribers that say otherwise? o_O

[diveit]

no but a name like masterchief4781 does.

[MasterChief4781]

And your name is random letters! High five? -_=

[diveit]

Dive it... learn to read it faggot

[MasterChief4781]

Forgot a space or left out capitals? You choose douche.

[MrJoker5551000]

pause at 0:11

[sam15mohsen]

no 0:04 lol

[Ronny411]

Wut their bringin futurama back?, woohoo!!. but if new charc?, huh?, why?, wtf?, Fox or something demanded this?.

Why kill a goldmine?.

Also why does fox always kill the best shows ever?, they despreatly trying to not make money?. Seems so, evry good show they cancel - Who was potential for uber greatness. While shows that sucks like hell they go on and on about. Are they Retarted?, no they would not make so stupid mistakes.

PS: why kill firefly and Angel:(?. hate them forever for that.

[fahimam]

lol, "other than MC Hammer's dad being too lazy to pull out" Genius!

[smallvile1992]

lol, break T-shirt

[muleacount1]

hahaha pause at 0:08 XD

[Oreodude19]

i added the granny video on my myspace, its so beast.. btw that Jessica chick is hott!

[BitchesBeCrazy0]

Granny got knocked the....FUCK out!

[thetasteepa2]

I love your dimples. : )

[OneUnluckyMan]

lol i dont like obama but not becuase he is black its becuase i disagree with him

[erintahdahhhh]

For some odd reason your dimple is hot.

[RawrrHahahScaredChuu]

Poor Robot :[

[boyndahood02]

That hot girl is whoa hot she sat behind me during the ban dai panel. and I'm a sad sad man for knwoing remembering that.

[Dem0t3ch]

Yea i really agree with bublespot719. Jessica Nigri looks hawt

[bubblespop719]

Jessica is beautiful.

[woolfdevile]

2:59 advertise

[3dakainsane]

granny got knocked the fuck out

[StandardofPurity]

You sound EXACTLY LIKE Greg Geraldo.

[Lifeisamazing]

i was thinking the same thing

[blckjade05]

lol i love greg geraldo who sounds like him?

[tommyh45]

when he said below me it sounded like blow me :L

[kohortas45]

waaa change waaa hahhahahahaha

[todaysmusicsucks]

haha mathew perry's acting!!!

[buddy39914]

the end!!!!!!!! hahaha

[FridayNightCranksRox]

Lmao! I love the domino thing XD I know all of the people of the world are going to hate me for saying this... but who is MC Hammer?

[OliverM535]

who is mc hammer u musnt be a music fan every1 i know knows who he is

[Allie013]

He's the guy who sang "Can't Touch This".

[Acehol449]

911 was an inside job! Nice trashy ad at the end. Dude, you do make some sense!

[JoeP619]

LOL LADY GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!

[NGballa24]

lol that's awesome!

[live4lax17]

LADY GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

[DannyCoolJ]

it was granny not lady

[Brand0nn0]

u forgot the d bag of the day! its my fav part.

[xXShockSetsInXx]

I bet she got aids in the mail. [10 awesome points if you got that xD]

Shaycarls thing was HILARIOUS! I hope you enjoy your $1000 and free camera :P

[comedytracker]

I live in Africa, I contracted aids when I shat upon my cat.

[sellick34]

omg not the vampire robot nazis who are also zombies apocalypse :O

wat a ledgend

[pureafricanqueen]

HAHAHA "Change, waaaa change."

[theoldmage]

BREAK shirt on youtube ... rly phil come on ......

[drpc7]

LMFAO, what an unexpected ending

[leftstanding]

LOOL that commertial was freakin hilarious

[michetox]

what does this has to do with the puffin cat?

[LaurenBabess123]

i think your amazing but NEVER DISS ON MATHEW PERRY OR ANY OF THE FRIENDS CHARACTERS , please :)

[RealKengeki]

Ugh... shut up!

[LaurenBabess123]

uGh. no.

[waffle23456]

mattress dominoes!!

[billieannbaby]

wow i loveee phil

[olivermania]

Philip DeFrANCO-

i am baked at the moment

the robot hitting the lady is the coolest thing evefr

i love you

olilver

[blindboy9111996]

2:52

[taylorfrost08]

whenever you tell us where the links are on your website,

"are below me"

i always think your saying

"are BLOW ME"

[MinoriD85]

aww.. i feel bad for the granny lol

buh she got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

[melscrum]

Ah, Phil, i LOVE matthew perry movies. :) But awesome video :)

[youwingameover]

cant wait to have the new futurama and scrubs comes out in winter.... you are better then regular news.

[invadercowy]

were did the buttons go so i can see the next video since im a lazy bastard

[corrieography09]

omgosh that's hilarious

[Tacobellzer]

lol 'GRANNY GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!'

[sirussm]

it's funny if you go on jessica's facebook in one

of her pictures you can see shaycarl standing in

the background lurking. looking like a stocker

[lifesaver210]

wats that video with robot and the grandma that was fukin halirious

[BerliozSupplice]

what's jessica's facebook!!!! I NEED IT......FUCCKKK

[highhitler1]

its the first link

then

its at the bottom of the photos

[MaximAvs]

5 stars for the M.C. Hammer reference!

[xNLP]

Phil u....r......awesome!

btw i fav'd the first link XD

NEW AIDS FTW

[ThePugspwn]

pause at 3:16 i love his expression. xD

[SolenmSerpent]

"waa... waa... change!"

xD Awesome.

[Robxbox360]

GRANNY GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT LOL

[iloveGARYOLDMANN]

CHANNNGE WAAA.

[lovefails]

DAMN poor old lady, robots are heartless lol

[LKJPDUR]

and his comment (wasn't pretty.)

[SuperSonicSara1992]

Granny got knocked the FUCK OUT! >:D Best. Line. Ever. If you sold that as a shirt, I'd buy it. :D

[oinkmaster24]

2:53 - 3:01 LMFAO

[ipodhelp4all]

Lmfao granny got knocked the fuck out

[DesignerMind]

"change!"

[BabyBrooksyy]

LMFAO your rant on obama was hilarioussssss

[justabike]

uuuuhm they actually do know where aids came from, it was an std monkeys had

now people have it

i think you can guess how

[sanelso1982]

Actually HIV was not an std from monkeys. It was a monkey disease that human got from eating the meat....

[BryanThePikachu]

2:59 lmao

[IceWarrior99]

lol haha brobot bullies

[coolperson1145]

I remember Jessica was smokin hot in that outfit, but I never knew about her pikachu and zangoose outfit! She looks sexy in all 3 of those costumes! I gotta find her facebook now XD.

[joshymint]

2:54 PWND

ROFlCOPTER

LOLATHON

[PORKSHANKREWFUS]

rol shay! LOVE THE PRODUCT WHOREING

[lovetohateyou2]

chaange waaaa change! hahaha

[Sammieeoxo]

YES final fantasy best game series ever. you play wow and cod4 as well? good gamer you are

[PGZ4sheezy]

hi 5s for final fantasy being made even better by random hot girls giving already awesome hot girl big boobs!

[oldschooldude2]

the granny part made me laugh sooo much lol

[quagdingo45]

"granny got knocked the fuck out!!"

[SillyWoof]

nope I can't

[quagdingo45]

"change, WAH WAH, change!"

[winniekepala]

Loved the mattress domino, punching robot and obama coverage. Great episode.

[leahsodyssey123]

Don't ask a robot that you meet on the street for help.

[BrutalBlood72]

5 stars for the granny-punching robot

[munkygurl69]

hey you should say something about brad pit for mayor of new orleans

[cogitoergosum321]

"(Unintelligible) got knocked the FUCK out!!...I've just always wanted to say that."