Safe Hands Fail

[rockyman500]

Made in China!

[darkenraja]

We had one of these and I took it to show and tell at school when I was little - it smashed in my bag.

[jimmyreano]

my gma and gpa have i

[JWagsWasHere]

Micheal J Fox Fail

[kari00ws6]

What the hell was that thing?

[GodlyBoss]

OH FUUUUUUUUU---..Shit.

[EcoDimension]

sniper shot from the audience

[CSAdnub1117]

Spot the 5 fails in this video thumbs up if you found 'em

[xhunnygemx]

its accurate alright

[BlueCrayolaMarker]

That shit just exploded!! D:

[PaparazziGaga17]

What the hell was it anyway?!

[LAU5591]

he shoulda sed : " OH F...IRETRUCK

[Zombiegurl07]

Little do we know there's a guy with a BB gun behind the camera.

[TheEpicBieber]

John Williams Fail

[SaEiTeaMuNime]

Ou fffffff......SHIT

[speedstackstaiwan]

poor him ~

[stfwho]

Press 7 to watch it happen over n over, it just randomly exploded. He must have been using too much pressure because it just exploded.

[Darktech008]

poor guy

he's goona put his invention after 10 yrs

[xMineralquell]

Ohhh fuuuu Shit ! :D

[planetcheck]

Aint worth shit now!

[NewtonBlog]

Poor oldman he shakes like a bitch

[everenferno]

Oh fffffffff shit!

[crazymonkey59100]

woot thumbs up for super gramps

[milesmachin8]

justin beiber! at the end!

[imasomeone1232]

"this is a one of a kind peice there is no other one like this particular one in the world" lol

[AndrewC437]

I remember watching that live.. I miss CFH

[xy274]

His hands are shaking.

[blakliffy]

Parkinson's win?

[PaulKevin14]

OMG Snipers everywhere.

[alfmic11]

Now Theres none!

o.o

[Harybooty2011]

Is ok as long as I don't hold it tightly.......shit

[jozzmundo]

Oh Ffffffff...........*think*....­Shit!

[Mrlhatekids]

Way to replace a cuss word with another one :)

[NiddiQifa]

OH fuuu... SHIT.

[SkyKidTommy]

no...........

[blackbone330]

Why were his hands Death gripping it in the first place?

[lalapink676]

Press 5 for regular speed press 8 for slow motion

[KeepItDamnFly]

@lalapink676 Press 1 to get a brain press 2 for two

[eazyepac1498]

@ASaulSG :(

[armageddonhusai]

he probably have parkinson disease, he was trembling to much.

[eazyepac1498]

the top commment has 69 likes :D

[ASaulSG]

@eazyepac1498 Not anymore :)

[iAMdeath002]

keep hold of 2 and he winks haha

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

damn, hes got shaky ass hands.

[MrJason5111]

Theres only one like it *SMASH* afuuuuuuuuu s**t

[bellissouza]

no one heard the laugh in the background?!

[ps3bigboy320]

he sounds so depressed when he says shit

lmfao 

[AsterBarnivere]

oh FUUUUUUUUUUSHIT.

[MrHumpshumps]

he's Colonel Sanders, his hands were just greasy from the chicken

[omgitsthatdude32]

just press 5

[AnndyBL]

,,ooooo fffffshit xD

[RaG3xPSPHackers96]

its not going to be doind much recording any more

[BlessCodChannel]

Rename this, Ninja Sniper Win.

[Spac3Trance]

arthritis win bwhahah

[addictedtodoom]

Fushit-When you fuck your shit up

[lalapink676]

my mom was sleeping... bad idea to watch this video while she sleeping... i'm grounded SO WORTH IT!LOL

[Arkangelification]

Ooooh fuu... ._. Shit

[CAMMORANIUM]

They call him "Steady Hand Sam"

[obuobhum]

@Cognoscentiable ha, perhaps i shouldn't have said standard for laptops. but they're DEFINITELY standard for mp3 players. "iPod" has basically replaced the term "mp3 player" in everyday chat, unless you're really trying to be specific. I did say that the reason Apple is so successful is because they know how to impress, using sleek, simple builds and functional layouts to appeal. I'm honestly not a huge Apple fanatic or anything, but if you view things objectively... you get a paragraph.Like so.

[CoTeCiOMusicDivision]

Was that a phonograph cylinder?

[Gracem181]

This looks like me when im presenting a project in class.

[hockeyhuntingriding]

nice shooting soldier! shot it right out of his hands!

[peaceowassis]

aw. :L

I would be so embarrassed

[321seattle]

Poor guy :(

[machinimikmak]

i love all the apple users getting all butt hurt by 1 comment. they know deep down that apple is garbage otherwise they wouldnt act so defencive xD

[IHaveAMask]

I feel kind of bad for him D:

[nsm54]

he shud have said, umm its also easily dismantled and portable :)

[phoebesguitar]

OHFFFFFFFFFFFFF..... SHIT.

[papantlaflyer68]

GRANPAAAA!!!! WHAT THE HELL YOU BROKE NOW ????? FIRST WAS THE FABERGE EGG , THEN BEN FRANKLINS BIFOCALS AND NOW THIS ???? THATS IT , GIMME THE DAMN ATTIC KEYS !!!!! YOU ARE GROUNDED FOREVER !!!!!

[turnsnakesintothesea]

@papantlaflyer68 shutup

[TheTherockrocks]

@turnsnakesintothesea your right and i thumbsed up

[GeentleDeevil]

Owfshit

New word !

[deedmyster]

was one of a kind now probably about 13 pieces

[loudpipesavelives69]

the buildup to it is priceless

[Sursion7]

Look how fucking shakey he is. Why is even even alive?

[StarSancFar]

'There's no other one like this one in the world' *SNAP* 'Oh, I'm dead!'

[AFewGoodPuppets]

Looks like a painted tolet paper roll.

[miriam725100]

I didn't get where you have to put this? What is it at all?

[windhowl22]

jeze gramps, way to KILL...the moment jajajaja

[DaSteeleboy]

Oh ffffff Shit.... Oh my god

[hooplablahblahblah]

That sniper doesn't let anything be more accurate than him I guess :(

[lollerskates101LOL]

There's no other piece like this in the world, and he breaks it. That was so hilarious

[connorj19951]

"i cant say fuck thats a swear word. SHIT!!!"

[duvall0090]

@connorj19951 he just could not hold it in. he had do say something.

[sam18991]

@connorj19951 hahaha XD 

[urbokenji]

Ohh ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffff....­ shit

[1c3yProductions]

Spontaneous combustion win.

[dethdealer53]

Guy: "Fu--- *Damn Can't Say Fuck on TV* SHIT!"

[SCRuBSfANdB]

"Ohhh FFFFFfffffff ... Shit"

[Lycerate]

the other guy's reaction is gold

[TheEmwin]

aww fuuu,shit 

[CookieStealer555]

Self destruction in 3..2..1..

[STAG162]

Loosen the grip old boy, not like you're gonna drop it...

Well, back to the drawing board.

[bonniemaymcmaster]

oh Fuh... Shit ..Oh My God!!

[stix471]

press 2 wait for three seconds, then press 5

[thejimmylanz]

Awww fff - .... *shit!

[denages]

Oh fff.... shit

[larocque109]

@Cuore1985 i think its just the stress of being in front of a camera

[TheCrackerBrony]

oh bother

[becefalus]

It looks like robot condom....

[buttmanroad]

WTF is anyhoot? Looks like a Pipe??????

[SillyTheCow]

Ohhh Ffffffshit...

[nucleardeath07]

The man has the hands of a surgeon.

[seacuracao]

It's not a problem. At least it's not a one of a kind piece, and that there is no other in the world.

[deadh0b0]

You could just tell by the way his hands were shaking that something bad was coming.

[toddvandongen]

it blew up in his hands!

[WeaponSamurai]

Anyone else hear that in the background, some one is like "Woooooooo"

Approved

[lekovic199]

@WeaponSamurai i think the ghost gasped

[DEEGANGSTAMW2]

OMG hahahaah you just have to laugh

[Mastersonic90]

i cannot watch this shit without laugh! XD

[SuckMyDongha]

Its the only one like this in the world... theres one that exists only 100m from me in a historical house. sup

[JohnnyBibs]

Thumbs up if you saw this video years before Failblog.

[bradmanduck]

wow steady hands please?

[leonatorify]

oh fffff... shit.

[IncompleteSk8]

lol his hands are shaking

[cabokevin]

Is that Chris Pirilo on the right?

[thedoors919]

one day he'll discover electronics...

[DaRkNess1400]

*piece brokes* oh FFFFFFFFFF *no don't say it! you're in live T.V quick! say something less profane* SSHHIT! * :pokerface: *

[TheNightsMoon]

The best part is....

He forgot to mention 'highly breakable' as a part of the product drscription...

[ZombayQueen19]

lmfao!!!

[Thrillzerker]

Thanks for standing still wanker!

[the454engine2009]

"There is no other one like this in the WORLD, (snap, shatters)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[ALEXakaA2Z]

HES A CANNIBAL LOOK AT HIS HANDS SHAKE 

[good1fight225]

lol. his hands are shaking.

[ryryryryhas]

what is it?

[aznmidgetskater]

@ryryryryhas the recording piece of a phonograph. sound is transferred to a needle, which scratches sound into etches and grooves on the roll. recording sounds back in the 1800's was hot shit at the time, and that thing is priceless.

[ryryryryhas]

@aznmidgetskater oh ok thanks. 

[sunmanmo]

HAHAHAHAHAHA



[bigwaverider1000]

LOL Theres no other one like this in da WORLD

[TheVampireLoverz]

1 month past since watching this.

Result: STILL LAUGHING

[dedokta]

I actually find this really hard to watch!

[RababaInc]

STOP SQUEEZING THE GOD DAMN THING OLD MAN!

[SparkleGrl123]

"it's the only kind in the world" *crash*. Not anymore!!

[Onemanband87]

That Damn Parkinsons is a mother fucker!...

[briancollazo46]

made by apple

[rangedpker86]

@briancollazo46 Made in China you mean.

[spartaxl123]

@briancollazo46 LOL what do you know about apple? they make one of the most solid feel devices....

[briancollazo46]

@spartaxl123 lol you apple fags are all the same :P you can't drop an iphone or ipod without praying that its not cracked. Apple overprice things kuz they know stupid people that don't know that theres other products out there that do the same thing for less money and that don't break when you drop them as fast buy them.

[obuobhum]

@briancollazo46 ...if you drop nearly anything electronic you pray it's not cracked.... just saying XD people tend to buy apple products because they're the standard these days for mp3's, laptops, etc. The Apple OSX is arguably one of the best operating systems in the market, and the ipod and iphone layout/design (not necessarily the build) appeals to most people. To be honest, the ZuneHD had a MUCH more stunning screen quality and an equally sleek design, but Apple knows how to impress.

[obuobhum]

@briancollazo46 in other words, the app store. done and done. if apple didn't establish its position in the technology market with the itouch's app store, it wouldn't be quite as popular of an option.

there's no reason to call anyone who uses a certain product a fag, whore, etc. anyway.

[Lynx0123456789]

I dont get it what happened?

[masterflashito]

@Lynx0123456789 you honestly dont deserve to have it explained to you.

[LoneStarPublicAccess]

Ohhhhh ffff… shit… now I gotta look for a new job

[808jam808]

OH Fu- SHIT

[TheBigupz]

parkingson so much

[aiden1340]

This is one of a kind penis.

[TheDingDongX]

poo man ;(

[kimzstan]

the force is strong with the old man to bad he to old to begin traning to control it.

[OGPEuBlack]

" Last hand almost killed " the thing!

[NoWitnessesNoRegrets]

You do know that 99% of failblogs videos are fake.

[KeyanandJacob]

Well... It WAS unique. 

[darkfafi]

just grab you cigarata again eehh

[kiddmayem]

You people can stop trying because the top 2 comments will never be surpassed.

[farfuckinout]

@kiddmayem It's been done before, guy. Just stop.

[LisaSwagner2]

Blame it on

-Global Warming

-Obama

-Ninjas

[wantedwanted21]

ouww ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­shiet !

[BubbleManStudios]

YOU BROKE MY RECORDING TUBE!

[t3xasicon]

I like how he replaces one cuss word with another.

[MegaszTechionTerrea]

other guy:well we have a extra

Old Man:MIND CRUSH!

*tube breaks*

other guy:....

old man:still got it!

other guy:O.o

[Bodyskillz2011]

its really cool cuz its records much FFFFF oh shit my life is gone now i was going to sell it for 1b

[stmirren37]

aww fffff... shit.

[burauneriya]

degenerative nerve disorder win

[i2obin16]

@leonatorify

of fffffff.. copy.



[leonatorify]

oh fffff.... shit.

[kaflichet]

gamma crush

[xINVISIGOTHx]

this video makes me sad  :(

[wlmninja]

At least there's plenty more like it in the world now...broken.

[kleenexecution1]

wtf was he holding?

[TheGrinchWii]

I feel so god damn bad for this guy,,,,

[guillia08]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) SLOW THE GODDAMN COMMENT

[24wraith]

it looks like he broke it on purpose, u can tell by his shaking or forcing.

[123Kiokiou321]

@24wraith

If you didn't notice, he's also about 70 years old.

[ryanbray1000]

i have one of those, its next to the toilet and it holds the toilet paper

[MelancholyApples]

Made in China?

[loolzmemyselfandI]

ohh fuu... Shit

[dannyandfriendsshow]

Weird i closed the window then reopened it and the layout for the comments was changed

[JJAB91]

I like how everyone doesn't seem worried that the damn piece broke oh no! The guy said shit WHAT EVER WILL WE DO?!

[SoulGarry]

Old man: Oh FFFFFF

Man at Side: (Whisper) were on live tv

old man: shit

[Lissserr]

These fail videos are the only videos that actually make me lul.

[Gh0stbusta]

HULK SMASH

[solexhn]

well....he didnt say "fuck"

[kowmandudething]

i love how the dude was like "its really cool" but he said it like he could care less about it.. i think he doesn't care

[JDMxGSRxVTEC]

well it's not like his hands were shakey or anything

[FaptoRedtube1]

I love how he says ''FFFF...Shit'' What's the point in saying that if you just say Shit after? xD