Fearless Kitteh

[TheSkiddey]

and not a fuck was given that day

[Diouristorys]

Dog: come on man everyones watching...

Cat: no.

Dog: God sake.. now what?

[Jayjangle]

Dog: LOOK HERE KITTEH I WILL F*CK YOU UP!

Kitteh: K

[tars13]

this dog is a bit thick...

[omgwtfhelpbbq]

He has been taught by Chuck Norris

[jandean61]

stupid dog

[Pihasanddunes1]

Believe the cat is meditating. In a whole different space.

[HAXIGE]

cat: wutch ma jedi mind trix

[buddhaloliskn]

When chuck norris goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for fearless kitteh.

[babybloodsucker1]

dog:GO AWAY I HATE YOU

KAT:l:1

[HonorKerley1]

*Dog knocks kitteh into water* *kitteh still has same expression*

[WinterRose19]

Dog: I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitteh: ._.?

[5hunterrock]

Kitty: What are you doing???? -_-"

[DivineLegacys]

Cat: you mad bro?

[92zim]

the cat is just sittin there like "wtf is wrong with him" lolz

[hurukhan]

I think that cat used the "Its vision is based on movement" from the T-Rex in Jurassic park! ;)

[AdoLLopez]

@hurukhan ... How would you even get that? The dog can clearly see it. It's merely being mindfucked by the 'I'm the alpha, bitch' vibes that the cat is giving off.

[caijihong]

how you should behave on haters

[shadowserpentine]

that cat is completely unfazed.

[MowgliX]

Kitteh: "You talk the talk. But do you walk the walk? You don't scare me, big talker."

[BitchyKitten102496]

Chuck norris kitty 

[DragonSkinner]

Cat was trained as a Buckingham Palace Guard.

[SavageSolic]

cat: come at me bro

[MrNazoro]

indifferent kitteh

[munapaska]

cat is like :cmon impress me

[sexglitterandrock]

epic win!

[ZaikoQpang]

omg dont you guys know ? the cat is mentaly beatin the shit out of that dog

[LarkArk]

the cat had more balls than the dog that didn't dare to attack lol

[mystikarts]

wushu kitteh does not want to hurt dog...

[Samochan]

Like a Boss

[whityjack]

this cat is one of those street performers that imitate a statue

[TinyKitty24]

I would've loled so hard if the kitty suddenly lunged at the dog, causing it to jump or fall in the water. xD

[mrmonkey1980]

And the dog thinks: this isn't supposed to be what happens. Where's the running and the chasing?

[Lostpaladdin]

i bet that dog has fucked with that cat before and they both remember what happened lol

[Soundfrequency]

Why not rename this video "Dog barks at bollard with cat painted on it"?

[W3R3W00F]

Doggie wants to play. :D <3

[mrguiness2290]

dog: hey , you , cat! this my marina, you need to go.... im gonna keep barking at you to leave, but im gonna stay 3 feet from you. but yea, i want you to leave.

cat: im not goin anywhere, im gonna sit here and stare at you while you look like an idiot on camera :3

[Diceux]

Stoic cat is stoic.

[MrOtakuNE]

poor pup, just wants to play

[whaddefuxx]

Dog: "WOOF WOOF WOOF >:("

Cat: "oh what, you a tough guy? Make a move then, go on! That's what i thought, bitch."

[passerbyperson]

it's.. the death stare!!!

[CallMeBoody]

I like the part where the cat just sits there

[Soundfrequency]

Dogs are so fucking stupid.

[sxdutt]

the cat was like "u can bark all you want, i'm still not jumping in"....

[cheerthinker]

dog: WOOOF WOOF!!!!!!!!!

cat: i'll get the squirt bottle...

[Malucodemez]

Dog: HEY, HEY!

Cat: ...

[KadenzaKat98]

"GO... THE FUCK... AWAY."

[dadevi]

Zen Kitteh!

[DBZfigther]

it's just sitting there and thinking plzz shut up.. stop barking..-,-

[gamejive]

Kitty was all, "U MAD BRO?"

[iDefinePro]

Meowth, use Protect!

[japaneseladysamurai]

the cat was sitting there and was like: "you dumb dog."

lol

[Crazybitchjuggalett1]

That dog was getting pissed u could tell roflmao

[Tokyopop93]

Loved it! XD

[KdzGirl2]

the evil eye is the worst thing a dog can get.

[Oshimidda4]

Cat facepalm

[Rainboable]

the cat just has a big ego

[angelwings1086]

You kidding? He's not scared because he's mentally beating the crap out of that dog. ^_^

[RuXTaR]

cats own.. deal with it dog ppl

[JonRossBrooker]

"...and your point is?"

[cuzaseso]

Cats like, sorry cant fight, im taking a shit!

[xXMissMarmaladeXx]

It`s like the dog has never seen a cat before. xD

[NAAMxLOOS]

dat lolkitteh iz teh awsom x3

[jeang287]

At one time my cat was surrounded by three large, barking dogs, like in the vid. As the cat in the vid did, my cat simply stared them down until they sort of wandered away. By the time I got to her (way out in a field) there was no problem. But had she run, I'm sure the dogs would have attacked her. How did she know just what to do? Cats are smart, for sure!

[nubz252]

That cats like, "Shit come over here dog, I got a size 10 claw to put up yo k9 ass".

[Astridz]

Lol, my cat does that too. ^^

[Supersaiiyin]

kitteh sez "okay i hears u bark nao shuddop!"

[RIESENII1234]

It's not afraid, he's not afraid at all!

[theratking013]

Thats an Spartan Cat...

[l0vEtheSunnshineexo]

it lewks like kitteh has uh invisible shield :D

[HCvertigo]

You have found a deaf and blind cat, Doggie.

[SorcererLance]

not a single fuck was given that day

[bmacphee1]

@SorcererLance ROFL!! best laugh today -- thanks for that!

[raijin922]

@SorcererLance LOL the cat is totally saying ''off, is the direction of which i would like you to fuck!!'' xD

[MowgliX]

@raijin922 haha, that's great!

[divarvara]

if she had to choose between water and a barking dog, a barking dog sounds better :))))

[JujuRose9]

NEWCOMER: FEARLESS KITTEH

[Shadowlover333]

dog: GO AWAY DEMON CAT! WHY WONT U GO?!?!?

cat: oh puh-leaze! u couldnt scare me off even if u tried.

dog: grrrr.

cat: *hisses*

dog: *runs away* HELP MEEEEE!

HNESTLY, I LOVE CATS. IM MORE OF A CAT PERSON ANYWAYS!

[Gtfokitty]

doesn't afraid of anything

[yacket]

Bow to the zen cat!!! "i am calm as the water"

[eamanemiriel]

Cat : 1000

Dog : 0

[Bamseskutt]

smokin one too much? feelin it!

[Daviticus042]

The one thing he's not is a scaredy-cat! ;)

[IEatedYerrCookie]

Awh! Now the dog thinks he's a wimp because he can't even scare away a cat!! D:

[FelidaeMusic]

Literal version of "I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one"?

[FuckingEnforcer]

@FelidaeMusic

Best comment ever.

[Miiaku]

If you stand very still.. it won't see you... Stand... Still...

[mofohofo]

it'll be epic if the cat just walked off like wat eva...

[ithinkijizzmypants]

the kithee is like wtf just leave

[nmgfunnymovies]

"oh shut up."

XD lol

[customcartoons]

Something about this feels like these two know each other, and they go through this every day ^_^ Still cats, dogs drool.

[calypsopiter]

maybe its a kitteh dummy

[yyyyyyyyy230]

ok so if i dont move he'll stop (one minute later) yes he is done! woof noooooooooooooooooo!

[CATSTHERE]

Dog rushes cat + cat moving one foot = wet dog FAIL

[FroznXXX]

This cat is the reincarnation of Bruce Lee.

[MrRob412]

@FroznXXX hahaha funny as hell.

[KimOfDrac]

the dog wants to play the cat doesn't lol

[Fireclaw812]

Sometimes cats will stand their ground without causing a fight with a dog. And dogs don't stand their ground unless they know how to.

[Breeana90]

The cat's like

"What cha gonna do? Oh, thats right... JACK SHIT!!"

[raytothemax2232]

are you sure thats a cat and not a statue?

[Arcaneraven]

The cat looks on ease but if that dog gets in range of it's paws he'll bark a little differently with the speed a cat can suddenly react with :P

[jembalang42]

i lol'd

[pizd00n]

This is not a dog, it's a rat

[errington1000]

0:37 the dog was like 'What the fuck?'

[jujubloom]

that dogs self esteem went down huge time! lol

[apex535]

if j00 wanna reaction RAM IT

[satriaboisuper]

fear isnt a factor for this kitteh

[OuterStryke]

Epic

[ookikies]

Dog=Confused

Cat=WIN

And why doesn't the dog do anything further?

[RockXIII]

I love how that dog is baffled. :D

[CraftyKoo]

I love watching dogs and cats interact. Mine do the same thing, although that cat has balls of steel!

[dxsmackdown8]

dogs are SO fucking stupid...

[masterpolik]

man... tht cat has balls made of steel

[MCTasteMusic]

The cat's like "Bitch, Please..."

[pornovlaxos]

INVISIBLE BARRIER WIN

[TechSmack]

force field kitteh

[TechSmack]

daaaamn

[kristicuk]

jedi kitteh

[busterbuttonslovey]

all hail the kitty it will rule the world >:D

[Solandrios]

It would just be hilarious if at the very end the cat jumped out at the dog and the dog went scramblin'.

[Ralexiel]

Kitty: Bitch!!! ...youz iz aw bark ans no's bitez

[tjgale89]

The cat obviously knows that the dog is just a simple minded idiot! lol

[Starbuckfsd]

Kitteh: "Will you shut the fuck up already? Go lick your ass or something".....

[TheMakut]

Heheh! Hold your ground Kitteh!

[poisonberries21]

that cat is obviously saying "fuck you dog" the whole time

[LindseyKittyPrincces]

Whoa, I think...

- The kitteh is stoned of fear *.*

- The kitteh is dead o.0

- Or the kitteh is just fearless x]

[twilightdumbass]

That kitteh is a jedi

[BedroomBassist]

Neocat is not scared of Agent Dog.

[1Nayla1]

it's...superior and it can tame other pets !

[OnTheBoulevard10]

Zen Master.

[khyar]

lol the cat didn't even acknowledge the dog with eye contact. Hah then the dog stopped to look back at its owner as though it was asking "is this how it's supposed to be? Why isn't it running already ;-((?" Meanwhile the cat has been conjuring up a masterplan to seduce local humans into giving food, mwhahah

[StanKyBreaThCA]

r0fl

[AlexSHavok]

dog- hey you cat! watch out for the water....(maybe im not barking loud enough) HEY!!!!! WATCH OUT FOR THE WATER!!!! (wats wrong with this damn cat)

cat-......stupid dog, i can hear you fine, im trying to use the bathroom! now leave!

[michaelcmpn973]

that dogs a pussy

[AGENT2seven]

wow it made the dog sit!

[xXSuperChargerXx]

Super ninja kitteh mind tricks

[GWR4079]

the puppy was like what the fuck are you!

the cat was like what fool :P

[Whydoyoudoasuchthing]

Nope.

The puppy was like "Lol wat, i can has cheezburger?"

and cat was like "uhm, riiiight....."

[GWR4079]

lol

[Whydoyoudoasuchthing]

yea, thats what the cat was like

[guthixpwnz]

lol at the ne dhes like whatever XD

[hostcake]

the cat's just like "bitch please"

[sjmr1216]

lol...exactly. that should be the caption above the cat's head.

[Dukklord]

The dog is like, "Its not running...what do I do????"

[sergage]

stupid dog

[matrix4022]

cats all like "bitch i aint movin my black azz anywhere".

[Gearheadmk2]

Dog: BARK BARK BARK

Cat: What the fuck are you doing?

[k0mpassi]

you shallz not passes dogz.

[chazwick89]

stay cat stays still!

[speedstackinggirl]

The cat might as well be sleeping.

[WolfOfSerenity]

XD the dog is getting tired out from barking.

[Deusrexmachina]

Cat in deeeeeeeeeep meditation...........

[AgosLoco]

cat: i would beat the shit out of this idiot but im too drunk to move.

[lolabunny41378]

cat is like sorry i don't speak dog

[hulbert87]

dogs can be so dumb sometimes

[MisterFiend]

Dog "Ima mess you up, pussy!"

Kitteh "Tonight, YOU!"

One day later, dog goes missing.

[pheonixsong123]

The kitty is just like "The eff is the matter with you, stupid dog"

Lmao, so adorable

My dog use to do that to my cats all the time, but my cats didn't care X3

[Sumpfdotterschnalle]

Wow :D the kitteh is so cool!

[AddictedtoBlistex]

Dog: Why isn't it reacting?!?!

Cat: Bitch, pleeeaaaze,,,

[R0SII33EMKAY]

LOL the dogs tail.

[CookieSherbert]

'I iz not scared of doggy getting my attention. He iz just an attention seeker!'

[MrPOVMan]

Cat: "I haz restraneing orda!" XD

[PromosbyRicochet]

Goggie knows not to go any closer... or bad things will happen lol

[jeminawful]

Ignoring bullys ^-^

[xHeARTtHroBx]

That's why cats are so awesome, they just don't give a fuck

[TsuKing]

Cat: "O dog, if you knew how lazy I was, you wouldn't even bother"

[holypredator]

Dog : OMG, You look so familiar

Cat : I am teh Kitteh who can haz JIZZ burger.