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  • i agree on all points!

  • In Halo, the insta-kill melee DOES make sense.

    You are a biologically-enhanced supersoldier; hitting people bypasses shields easier and a hit while unshield would kill you because it's the force of a bloody monster truck. That apparently comes with being a Spartan. <:/

    But your guns are not enhanced. The melee system is just there for humiliating and for solving conflict quickly in close-range situations where you need to reload.

    Also, the glowing green things aren't ammo, they're dog tags.

  • i dont think he played the first one...

  • You are not the best but it was good.

  • Mesa Powerstruggle I still miss you..

  • Nyeeeeehh Nyeeeeeh LOL!

  • Beautiful Game, I LOVE IT!!!

  • Picky, picky.

  • "They be bad, yo!" Awesome, TB!

  • I remember when I used to play crysis 2 multiplayer and got to be the first in pretty much every match I entered but I got bored of killing people from behind (with a knife) and spreading headshots all over with my assault rifle.

  • Lol TB/TH you've lost it xD

  • what is mouse accelration?

    

  • it takes 2 punches to kill in halo :)

  • @discodude48 1 to the back...

  • "E" is the key for cloak

  • @darKkisS4u100 bit late now

  • u suck a little bit at gaming but good commentary

  • @MRunknown815 Suck at gaming? Nobody SUCKS at gaming. You can suck at competitive however. It's all about being the best at competitive multiplayer, amirite?

  • @NannerBurgular sorry, i dont understand :D

  • I can see someone dieing by a gun bashing them in the head. Though this is only if it hits the nose in the right direction causing shards of bone and cartilage to penetrate your brain thus killing you. I've also heard being hit in the right part of the temple will also kill you.

  • MAXIMUM ARMOR

    MAXIMUM SPEED

    MAXIMUM GPS

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  • The visor lets you tag people so that all of your team can see them.

  • MAXIMUM RAYDAAAR!!!

  • ok the beta runs in dx9... when crysis 1 was in 10 -____-???

  • This is why i watch tb

  • Love your commentary. Keep it up.

  • god stop havin a hissy fit!!!

  • Hey i just got the game but no one online anymore.

    i register to mycrysis

    and i dont know what to do?

    what to do?

  • if you hit them from behind it is an insta kill and your saying if you were a super soldier you would ELBOW someone to death thats illogical-punching or stabbing fair enough but ELBOWING???

  • I had to unplug my speakers at the beginning lol

  • nice voice acting. respect++;

  • Lol Duty Calls reference..

  • @supersharpshooter44 You are incredibly stupid

  • ROFL. Do WTF... is Global Agenda.

  • ROFL

  • Siq uieren adelantenlo haste el 6:28

  • Callate un rato no?

  • I think that TB totally head desked when he had seen that graphical options stayed the same in the same. XD

  • GET  IT OFF THE PC BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the video is nice but the man who commits the game is a foul. 1º that has a DEMO or is what i think,

    2º that have a choice to be a classic or a man in the part when e coments the suit and nothing more i think.

  • dislike for linkin park, linkin park are my favourite band!

  • 9:10-9:16 nice :DD

  • wow, you're annoying

  • Stop complaining man. This is more like a speech and less like a look. And seriously about the 'whiny' part, look who's talking.

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  • YOUR VOICE IS FAMILLIAR ARE U FROME SOUTH YORKSHIRE?? SHURUP GOD DAMITT THE GAME IS SICK MAN GET A LIFE!!! A BET A CUD MELEE U TO DEATH ON BLOODY HALO A PERFORM BETTER THAN U ON FPS' AND AM 10 !!!!!

  • YOUR VOICE IS FAMILLIAR ARE U FROME SOUTH YORKSHIRE?? SHURUP GOD DAMITT THE GAME IS SICK MAN GET A LIFE!!!

  • YOUR VOICE IS FAMILLIAR ARE U FROME SOUTH YORKSHIRE??

  • Would you recommend Crysis 2 as a first-time FPS on PC for me? I've never played any games on the PC before, but loads of FPS on Xbox 360 (my current computer has 4MB of graphics and 1.2GHz of processing - ten years old 32-Bit Windows XP. Can't do anything for biscuits. However, I've just ordered a new PC that's arriving in three weeks, and it can play Crysis 2 apparently - 1GB dedicated ATI HD6670 graphics card and 3.4GHz Dual Core processor). So, yeah, as my first PC first-person shooter...?

  • @ArukusEon I've played Crysis 2 through the campaign 4 times, and found 20% of the collectibles.

    It is under NO circumstance a starting FPS.

    I'd recommend battlefield.

  • @ArukusEon

    Oh, I think it is fairly good as a starting shooter.

  • @ArukusEon Sure why not? Its not particularly hard if you stick to the easier difficulties and it is very fun and flexible (at least the singleplayer is). Also, it will show off your computers power rather nicely (very pretty game) and it is just fun. A lot of different options on how to approach situations and it is probably my favourite FPS ive played on PC thus far (some guys said Battlefield 3... if this is your first FPS, DONT. You will get DESTROYED in multiplayer).

  • @metaitachi May I please point out here that this is not my first FPS?

    I've played an absolute TON of FPS games for a long time. It's my primary gaming genre I play and look for in shops and online.

    I'm looking for a starting PC shooter; I'm not used to the controls as I'm migrating from my Xbox 360, where at least 20 of my FPS games reside.

    I want a PC shooter that's easy to teach me to be used to the PC.

    I already have TF2 (used to it), but I want another one.

    Crysis 2 seemed good.

  • @ArukusEon No i realize that. Thats why i think Crysis 2 is fine. The hardest part of Crysis 2 is figuring out what to do tactically. Since you have experience with FPSes ,you should be fine there. Battlefield 3 (as someone else suggested) would be much harder because, since it is competitive, a lot of it comes down to pure control skill (and positioning and stuff). As someone who has played few FPSes on PC, that may be frustrating for you. Dont worry, youll adjust quickily enough.

  • @metaitachi I have Battlefield 3 on Xbox 360 and I play it often, but is it easy on the controls? I find Team Fortress 2 on PC incredibly easy to control and Modern Warfare 2 is good, too.

  • @ArukusEon Then perhaps you have a knack for PC controls already and it would be good. BF3 on PC is definitely a step up from its console counterparts so sure go ahead and get it. I just know i get owned quite often in competitive games (except TF2). Either way im sure you'd get used to it. Crysis 2 has the best campaign for a shooter this year and BF3 has the best multi.

  • The 'glowly green thing' isn't ammo; it's the dogtag of the player you killed. You have to get the dogtags to get the killstreaks.

  • Oh look! Cod with nanosuits!

  • the beams of light that you get when you kill someone are dog tags, you need to pick them up to claim the kill

  • @syndrome1100 how so you snipe then?

  • @syndrome1100 Also they are how you get kill streaks

  • man, you're amazing! not at playing, but at talkin'

  • One more thing, I love Crytech's tip at 6:35 or so... "Try to maintain a high kill to death ratio"  LAWL.

  • 2:38 - "Weh talking about MAXIMUM SLAP roight heer..." Lol :P TB's awesome

  • @Amberley729493 you got scamed

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  • my specs: 300mb ram, 1.3ghz processor, intel hd 3000 graphics

    u think ill run crysis 2 even smoother than TB Computer?

  • You know, you can't really complain about insta kill in halo for a couple of reasons. A: In COD, a knife to the foot will kill you, and B: You are a 1 and a 1/2 ton of steel and muscle, it makes sense that you can punch the living shit out of everything.

  • @AnchalagonTheBlack What do you mean? insta kill melee on halo? Don't you need to drain the health atleast a LITTLE before you can melee?

  • @AnchalagonTheBlack in cod you can kill someone in a few shots in halo you stand around firing for 30 seconds with a MG but insta kill them by elbowing them? really?

    knifing someone in the foot is unrealistic but still balanced

  • @SteveReturns1 1. I posted this more than a month ago, what are you doing searching through the comments? 2. It's not insta-kill, I was saying that to prove a point. 3. It is balanced. If it is balanced, you weaken someone by shooting them what... 3 or 4 times with a rifle and then punch them with all of your armored might.

  • @AnchalagonTheBlack 1.it is the top coment so is the first coment anyone sees 2.you clearly don't have halo reach as you can hit someone with your elbow to one shot them 3.you are still hitting them with your ELBOW wtf? it is almost physicly impossible to kill someone by elbowing them and also completley illogical so what point does that prove?

  • @SteveReturns1 Derp on the first point, totally didn't notice... As to the second, I've played quite a bit of reach, and it takes... 3 hits from full shields? One to knock them out, one two drain most of the health, and one to finish. And once again, super soldiers, emphasis on super.

  • @AnchalagonTheBlack Besides the fact that one hit melee kills are total bullshit in the first place. :/

  • @AnchalagonTheBlack Melee in halo is only a one-hit-kill if its to the back which makes sense.

  • @AnchalagonTheBlack Doesn't mean it's a good game mechanic.

  • @AnchalagonTheBlack So how does 2 hits from a stupid gun kill 1 and 1\2 TONS OF STEEL!

  • @Darkmikieg Yeah, it is kind of a stupid phrase, sorry bout that. The only guns that can two shot are balanced though. Say... the assault rifle. On regular settings, you can kill someone with 32 shots from it, and no less. The only weapons that can do that much damage are difficult to get, have low ammo, make you a high priority target, or are tough to hit people with. Halo is cod but with less gravity and more health. However, they don't completely balance out the health with additional -

  • @Darkmikieg -damage, they made it so that unless you have great aim or one of the more powerful weapons (they're quite well balanced), you have to shoot someone for a while, weaken them, maybe damage their health a bit, and then punch them really hard. Energy shields, ceramic plating, and steel, can't very well stop lead from killing you after you get shot with 30 bullets. The gun designers in the Halo universe aren't just twiddling their thumbs. Now can people stop responding to my comments?

  • this is the first video ive watched of yours and i think your pure class! LOL loving your little rants

  • they didn't turn off aim assistance, thats y they keep you killing

  • when ur running press duck at the same time its slide :)

  • Epic, epic rants. PC gamers don't spend $400-800 on video cards to get 3 sodding graphics presets.

  • My Pc is too bad for this game :(

  • why he talk so fast

  • @GHOSTRAPER313 coz life is short to talk too slowly...

  • @skunkredhair hahhaha

  • RETARD!!!

    

  • Laughed hard, good stuff

  • It looks like Halo | Reach but better!

  • @rjwarda yes crysis 2 is amezing

  • can the visor realy detect cloak?

  • @456tarik no lol. its for ammos and guns.

  • @skunkredhair Thermal Vision can

  • @456tarik yes... the thermal vision... B if you play on PC

  • @456tarik or N... i believe its N xD

  • Crysis 2 was the most unoriginal crappy game ever made

  • @RedBaronxSriLanka

    The whole series' selling point is that they are great benchmark tools for testing your computer.

    Dull story, generic gameplay, boring characters, average multiplayer, shame really, since it was made by the guys who made the brilliant Far Cry.

  • @TheXsK I thought the nanosuit in the original Crysis was an amazing game mechanic, it let you adapt on the fly and it really felt like a natural style of play.

  • @sttate

    its alright I guess, but neither of them are really memorable games :/.

  • @TheXsK I agree, but I hold firm the belief that the original nanosuit was an amazing game mechanic, just wrapped around an otherwise mediocre game.

  • @sttate

    Totally agree, and the graphics of the original are so great that back when it came out, there weren't any single graphics cards that could run it at the highest settings :|, the technology used to make that game was just completely beyond its time.

  • MAXIMUM SLAP.

  • My crysis 2 mulitplayer has a bad virus on it???It stops any scan on the folder and crashes the game???Any tips folks.

  • @enos218

    Try buy it in stead of piratebaying it...

  • @kefkef5 Its a genuine version that i bought,it broke/ruined my Nvidia alpha dog 8800gt graphics card,not a virus i realised.I is gutted.

  • damn stop yelling lol 

  • Cod copied this game.

  • I loved this demo on xbox... when i still had one, but this was like MW2 when i first played it really addictive when you start to get some kills and you are on the top of the list most of the time :P

  • dammit slow down dude

  • lol i laughed so hard at the "OH HI" 15:16

  • Does this game still have people playing online? PC or Xbox, I don't care.

  • You rock haha!:D

  • @lotmein20 WOW! "maximum computer"

  • ALL CAPS RAGE!!!!! at the aim assist!

  • Lol best speech EVER!

  • PC specs?

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  • not the game voice sucks it's really ur voice ohhh ear is hurts me

  • "Crytek fix your damn game" That's totally going to be my ringtone

  • Your voice makes me want to throw up

  • @tgwpUtube Your comment makes me want to punch you in the face

  • @tgwpUtube Your typing makes me want to throw up

  • The glowing green thing is a dogtag for killstreaks lol they did it to prevent campers lol. Your commentary can be really stupid at time you know that but I love them anyways ^_^. Oh and you can join mid game in the full release.

  • joder no entendí nada as otra en español por favor no en ingles que es chinbo

  • @ralisis true

  • by 2:30 i was already happy and laughing and i know the rest of the video will be even better <3 TB

  • this review sucks balls.

  • @sleevedagger It's not a review.

  • @sleevedagger It's not a review.

  • Um u can get controllers for ur pc....

  • There is a ini file you can change the graphics settings from Low, Medium, High.

  • why i dont have servses i cant play

    can sombady halp my ?

  • @moniii73 Yes my friend lol i can help ya :)

  • o'hai

    

  • halo sucks

  • @Phoenix12366 this is Crysis 2 not halo

  • stop complaining 

  • Crysis is a mix of Halo and CoD

  • @yummyum67 I think a mix of halo and cod would be more popular

  • I had a choice between Crysis 2 and Homefront... I chose Crysis 2, it is a fair game! Graphics are AMAZING. Game play is solid, but it didn't hook me... Watching this made me want to go back and play it :D

  • @Pretentio123 yeah, looks good and all that but it didn't keep me hooked on it. I reached level 16 and I just got bored of it

  • Bad Company 2 doesn't have that

  • Coming from a PC gamer who thought, a year ago, that Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory's graphics were amazing, this game... It's graphics... Just... *explosion of amazing prettehness in gaming*

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  • less talk and more action

  • @CrashBandic00t96 awww why dont you like cod? they're innocent and delicious fish

  • @aTF2player Milked game. PERIOD

  • @CrashBandic00t96 cod isn't a game! fishing is a game Cod are something you catch while fishing

  • @aTF2player THANK YOU!

  • @CrashBandic00t96 In you and 41 others opinion

  • @CrashBandic00t96 you suck and CoD (MW2 not included)

  • @Yorsefener ooooooohh,how cute,an angry CoD fan <:). I want you as a pet.

  • @CrashBandic00t96 oh i acutally thought you are going to base your argument on something other than saying random stuff... oh well, haters gonna hate, retards gonna retard

  • @Yorsefener You want me to base my argument? MW2 and all other CoD are insophisticated,boring,full of bots, hackers and mentally disfunctioning people like you. It is a boring game series being milked as we speak and is doomed to failure due to many factors including BF3's release. Happy now pet?

  • @CrashBandic00t96 it's funny that you call me disfunctional yet you started raving about MW2 when i clearly said in my first comment that MW2 IS NOT INCLUDED. good job there trying to insult me idiot.

    now as for the argument. you are saying that it's bad because it's full of hackers? well every game that's full of hackers suck! you made no point.

    and lol no MW3 is not doomed to fail, it has a nice apocalyptic setting and fast paced warfare. might not be the greatest but will not fail

  • @Yorsefener I made myself clear-CoD sucks Cock...get over it,period,fuck off,i also gave you other reasons why it sucks READ RETARD!

  • @CrashBandic00t96 it's funny that you call me a retard when all you to is spray insults. u mad? sure i got your point, i understand that you an idiot that can't accept things others like regadless if COD sucks or not, you are just an idiot.

  • @Yorsefener Your comment proved my upper statement

  • @CrashBandic00t96 that COD sucks? how exactly? callign me a retard and telling me to fuck off doesn't proof anything. it just proves that you are very immature

  • @Yorsefener Please explain how "You suck and CoD(MW2 not included" is mature? I repeat myself,the game is being milked,it is insophisticated,boring,lacking tactics and constantly being hacked.Problem?

  • @CrashBandic00t96 the "you suck at COD" is a pretty logical response to say "COD SUCKS COCK" don't you think?

    well at last you actually made an argument. well i acutally find COD sophisticated, every weapon feels uniqe. there are tons of tactics especially if you are with a good team that can communicate. the only reason why it's considered with bad tactics it's because most people play TDM. play objective modes like war, headquarters or base assault and you will get lots of tactics

  • @Yorsefener you didn't say "you suck at COD",you said "you suck and COD" and those other game modes,oh god,they suck realy bad,barely anybody plays them....

  • @CrashBandic00t96 well soooory for the typo.

    what's wrong with the other game modes? i have fun on them all the time, the reason why not enough people play them is because people just like to be on their own and midlessly shoot stuff than acutal teamwork...

    as if BC2's rush mode is any better...

  • @Yorsefener BC2 multiplayer was dumb,honestly,i miss traditional battlefields,BF3 is gonna be one :)

  • @CrashBandic00t96 yeah hopefully... to bad my computer won't be able to handle it though...