Chris Pontius

[skribbz504]

I love how your whole destiny can be deciphered by chris according to which color of guitar you choose XD

[HungryGreeny]

HEY WHERE IS HORSE SEMEN?!

[GiggleHz]

this just in, something geared for the male audience is popular amongst...the....um, MEN

[dazzerd]

He probably is drunk...........normally he can string a coherent sentence together....regardless hes still funny as shit

[AUSTINJEWER]

pink is not a good color of guitar :P ........ I play 3 different pink bass guitars!

[AVPionut44USCM]

I LIKE PARTY BOY!!

[CaitlinCupcakess]

Who cares if he's high or drunk? He's funny as hell! I love Chris.

[ShilohViegas]

He's lacking on brain cells....

[rebelDean550]

I LOVE PARTY BOY HES ONE OF MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!

[kimhaebin]

haha he's cute, but he seems like he has like 2 brain cells

[Aodhaaan]

Legend

[steffe689]

dry mouth = funny stuff .. you can hear it when he speaks :D his cool tho

[zachharris55]

haha that's so awesome, that's how I would act too hahahahahaha

[TNA796]

he's like me, look and act high 24/7. even when your not

[xxxRoN1Nxxx]

WOW!! It's a PARTYBOY!!! :)))

[ak7wyf]

duh yeah he's high, duh yeah man, duh he is on coke. yer all fucking idiots man. how in the fuck would u ever know? huh? fucking wack offs.

[adonepelagree]

i saw him in culver city today!!! it was amazing i touched his penis and everything!!!

[Innercow]

@adonepelagree Sounds like the real deal. Nice.

[readyreckoner]

He's so sexy

[JesseBoom700]

If you play a pink guitar, you're rarely gonna sleep alone. You're rarely gonna be sleeping with the same girl ya know. You're probably gonna end up, you know, with a different girl every night of the week, if you want. hahaha

[sushi994]

hes sooo wacked!!!

[RockACDC24]

OMG he is so sex ♥

[ForeverGreatHungary]

haha the sign behind him says : Please do not touch the guitars ! xDDD

[TopshelfXPT700]

Chris fuck you, I bought a pink guitar and showed it off and now everyone calls me a fag, I dont have a new girl every night, you lied

[Johnfrooshlover]

@TopshelfXPT700 hahaha your joking right?

[TopshelfXPT700]

@Johnfrooshlover Yeah, that was indeed a joke. I have an Ibanez Xiphos, it changes between red and green color and its sparkly, its a fuckin chameleon

[thebaldsquid]

@TopshelfXPT700 you fag!

[Polyfusia]

These guys are getting old. It's sad to see.

[thebaldsquid]

@Polyfusia yeah. saggy faced dummys.

[IIVikingII]

lol, Chris is obviously dumb as fuk, but you gotta love the guy XD

[mrgodman5000]

@IIVikingII oh yeah? dumb as fuk?

hes clearly jus bein his funny ass self

[reinarosamunda]

@mrgodman5000 true!!! people always think he's wasted but, he has a different personality than other people. he's silly and crazy. lol

[cheopsnet]

It is really embarrassing for Fender to associate its name with such a douche. He is clearly high and does not say anything interesting about the guitars themselves. Nobody wants to hear about his dating strategy (I certainly do not care) and it takes him hours to gather his thoughts to be able to finish a sentence.

Furthermore I would venture that most Custom Shop buyers are not 16 anymore, so his little story may only be a selling point for mid-life crisis men.

[youracocksucker]

your a piece of shit no one cares what u say

[cheopsnet]

Woaw...Such inventivity in both your username and response.. Are you Chris Pontius? Did I hit a nerve? Go get lost!

[youracocksucker]

no, ur just annoying..

[ag379305]

cheop, what band are you in? if you such a guitar expert, then give me some of your sweet ass songs

[cheopsnet]

@ag379305. You don't have to be a painter to have a standpoint on an artist/piece. Same thing with music. Why don't you go have breakfast with youarecocksucker or go back to watching your "ghetto crib".

I re-read actually my initial message and I was clearly referring to the quality of his sense of humor/marketing, so nothing to do with his artistic abilities..

[reinarosamunda]

@cheopsnet WHY DID YOU WATCH IT THEN SINCE YOUR SO BORED AND DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!? WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER TO WRITE YOUR BULLSHIT IF YOU DIDN'T CARE!? NO ONE PUT GUN TO YOUR HEAD TO WATCH THIS! IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH IT THEN JUST MOVE ON!!! THIS GOES FOR EVERYONE WHO DON'T LIKE IT!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!!! Thanks for posting fendermusical.

[CamBamification]

what a kook

[MrROTD]

This is a little disjointed.

[0jimihendrix0]

Oh yeah. Spend the whole video talking about the finish. Thats what we wanna hear about! Jesus Christ! wtf...

[chadewatson]

his natural nature is to be like that, whether he is high or not.most everyone knows him from jackass, so they only think he is stupid&mindless.he has played guitar for a number of years and isnt any god, but he can play.who also said you had to know everything about guitars to play them?

[KnowThyselfBaby]

I love U~ :DD Chris Pontius! ♥ 3♥

[rarebikes88]

i think he is high. cant finish a sentence and really doesnt make sence? i like the new fender but it will probably cost 2500?

[theultimaterockr]

I like the new model

[alexrimsrydr57]

you all are idiots chris pontius had a band and is sponsored by fender.

[TCMHitchhiker]

N'um

[Setivo]

highhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[fendermac]

Wha....! How long has green been a shade of blue?Have I gone colourblind? What the f...........?

[fatu6613]

hah this is legendary funny. what a tit

[JOELchannel7]

he has no idea about the guitars...

COMMERCIAL FAIL

[BigNoseMusic]

that guy is a donkey..

[ItsA6StringThing]

High...and drunk.

[777louisdeal]

chris is so fucking high but i'm sure all you guy's have established that already lol

[sushisuprise1234]

@777louisdeal no hes not high

[papaschliten12]

@sushisuprise1234 Yes, he IS high.

[JTPhoebe9]

No matter how hard I pay attention, none of his words make sense in a sentence. He is rambling more incoherently than anyone incoherent rambler I've ever heard.

[CleverDjembe]

"Tell the rambler, the gambler, the backbiter/ tell them that God's gonna cut you down" -- Johnny Cash

[Earnhardt12345]

Skater, that makes sense.. I would not let that touch those guitars and tell him to keep his mouth shut.

[metalmouth13]

Chris Pontius is FUCKING HIGH!!!!!! Steve-O must not be far. LOL

[suzanavlada]

lol, fanny man with staleness brain :) just kidding this dude is OK, drunk a "little" ;)

[iBlah6666]

He's drunk, no question.

[Noseheros]

Vodka in that water bottle, lol jk

[jakethemusicman]

I got two and a half mins into this video and realised I'd wasted two and a half mins of my life.

[simpsons2170]

why did fender pick a guy who's famous for jumping of buildings in a thong?

[gitarmats]

Chris Pontius of all people! haha!

[JerryBeatFreak]

@auteur116 When isn't he drunk?

[imingoodhands24]

i want to play a pink guitar now

[nght5tlkr]

Wait, what?

[809Metallica]

This is the gay from jackass and wildboys! He rocks!

[AraGuitar]

why are they making those teles look like first acts?

[Noseheros]

They could make them cool, darker colors, maybe natural or bursts and more pick guard and your set

[metlguitar02]

He's really not funny when not scripted.

[seekah1]

3m 40sec of wasted life. Thanks.

[crassisdead]

Hey, you're the one who watched it.