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  • LMFAOO !! You be crackin me up ! haha love your videos !

  • Lmaooo!!! U cracked me up!!! N u were in ur pjs!!! Super hott

  • you are the sexiest guy i ever seen.

    mmmm the things id dooo lmfao

  • great true for men hear: stop thinking with your dicks !!

  • 8:12 ahahah wich one?? haha

  • i like you. i subscribed

  • this makes me feel really bad about myself.

  • it's not truth!!!! a lot pretty girls are very nice!!

  • LoL I need a female version of this vid!!!!

  • second video of you that I've seen, they're funny and i do question myself afterwards.....by the way nice pj pants lol.

  • bahahaha you sound so pissed off at the world

  • haha not all of us are crazy lol i promiss

  • Hey Jovan14606! Your videos are really awesome! Do you think you could do more videos for guys like this one?

  • so not true I'm beautiful honest and giving

  • lol you think tooooo much lol.. if u see a cute girl then go for it lol like lifes not that serious

  • lmao "get the carfax.."

  • i had those same pj pants!!!

  • There's a cool-sexy crazy? LOL

  • i like your pants.. :)

  • I love your pants

  • woah woah woah don't be bashing the pretty girls, we are angels 0;)

  • why they are single? because guys like you think what you say in this video hahaha ^^

  • What's the name of the song on the intro?

  • @MUSTANGplantation matchbox 20-how far we've come :)

  • @TheSelnea thanks, i figured that out like a day after i posted :P

  • your laugh gets me everytime lmbo

  • Beauty is power. A beautiful woman can get whatever she wants, and yes, this kind of power can make a person become very spoiled and very evil. Guys, you have been warned.

  • 1. I agree. 2. I love your pants! They look so comfy!

  • This could have not been perfectly said lol. Loved it! And Yes its true some pretty girls are just single cause of some douche bag guys. :)

  • Yeah... and then there are those girls and guys who exist that seem like they've been blessed by God and have like... the best of everything. There's one in every school.

  • "She'll chop your dick off." Lol!

  • Lol...this is great.

  • I'm Crazy!!! Buuuut... I don't think you mean crazy cool. :p

  • Everyone stop at 3:42 and try not 2 laugh

  • all women are fucking crazy. thats what happens when you listen to emotions. might as well get a hot one

  • I am D&D free...because i have only done it with my wife...I know, it's crazy, how can someone actually be committed, but yes, there are people like that out there.

  • Okay, I do like number three.

  • I hate number two! That most likely the reason some couples ended up together.

  • DUDE YOU'RE FUCKING HYSTERICAL LIKE STOP.

  • Moarrrrr...............please

  • not allll pretty girls are crazy... i think woman in general can indeed tend to be crazy... but i agree... especially drunk guys at the bar... a descent girl with big boobs, in a short skirt... a bar full of hags can easily be KIM KARDASHIAN. And lust vs. love is a huge difference. you are a Wise boy

  • ur hilarious to watch=) Great advice too.

  • haha"nuh uh , she is the DEVIL"

  • adorableee

  • this is sooooo true

  • you;re such a cutie haha

    

  • love ur vids, how did ur parents raise you lol?

  • ‎"You're going back to the Maury show? 23rd visit?! And we're done! We are DONE! We are done with you! WE ARE DONE WITH YOU!"

  • You speak about having kids..do they not have condoms in NYC? And I looove Obama faced girl.

  • omg! looove it!

  • are you like a psychology major or something ? lol

  • Dang your advice is really good :)

  • Since you are judging, I'd say that it goes both ways =p

  • I really enjoy watching ur videos!!! u r a rare guy!!!

  • not all pretty girls are crazy=)

  • @WuvasBabyBlue

    Did I say "all"? lol

  • @Jovan14606 nope you didn't<3

  • @WuvasBabyBlue Yes, yes they are.

  • Also, not all pretty girls are the devil! :) See comment below! :)

  • Before I met my husband (who's in the marines) in another country (we were on a missions trip,) I didn't want to date people because I only wanted to be Gods. I wanted to grow in Him and didn't want a man distracting me. Then God put us together when I least expected it. :) I was single because I wanted to be for good reason, not because I was a jerk. haha!! :) Thanks for your video!

  • i vote up the video before i even finish watching it.. i cant help it..i like ur smile. lol.

    woot woot

  • u were in a porno? no way!...which one though?

    ur goin back to the maury show? 23rd visit?! and we're done! we are done! we are done with u! we are done with u! lmao dat was some funny shit chervony man!

  • okay well heres a tip: leave pretty girls alone. date "ugly" girls. Most pretty girls are single because most insecure men are afraid of being rejected and dont approach them, and instead prefer average girls because theyre easier to get and keep. Ugly girls are really the devil, as well as ugly fellas like you :)

  • @rungirl05

    I can't mess with ugly girls because I need to be attracted to them lol But I do know some "cool, quick-witted gals with a winning smile and mad cool dance moves" who aren't pretty either =p

  • @rungirl05 looks arent everything. and he's being honest. you got so defensive, its not that serious. lol

  • @rungirl05 and btw hes not ugly :D

  • @rungirl05 Something is keeping you from understanding and I don't know what it is. Most guys I know don't consider talking to unattractive girls and only chase "pretty girls". More often than not, pretty girls are psycho.

  • @rungirl05 what the hell is an ugly girl? What i find pretty, you may not. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

  • hahaha this is priceless (: love it.

  • i like to think that im rather pretty... and im not psycho or a killer =/ 

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHA get the carfax of a chicka? haha that is funny!

  • I love this video(: So true. Guys usually are just horn dogs. I've been with my boyfriend for almost 3 years now. It started out cuz he thought I was pretty, and he was horny.. but then we actually fell in love and it surprised both of us. When I've dated other guys, I wasn't able to see them in my future while trying to picture it. But, with him, I can't picture my future without him. I think he coulda used this advice before he got with some of his exes. A few are quite crazy lol

  • Cute pants :) Also, good points :p

  • couldnt have said it better.

  • LOL I heart you guy. You're CRAZY!

  • I agree for the most part, except I don't think guys look as face as much as they should. Guys look at her body, they look at her as a sex tool, if her face isn't that pretty most guys will ignore if for a sex body. Most guys will completely overlook an average to bigger sized bodied woman even if she has a gorgeous face for a girl with an okay face and a hot body.

  • No lie I was a bitch to my husband when we first met I didn't hide shit I wanted nothing to do with him and this effer kept comein at me. And now we are married and happy as ever. So maybe just maybe if the girl hates you when you get at her and you just keep goin for her she will see that and bam you got her but he is right SAFTY FIRST BOYS you don't want no baby mama drama I got a couple guy friends that got that and damn do I feel bad for them and with I could do something but I cant.

  • wow the contrast thing is an interesting concept i've never thought of that.

  • haha i have a pretty face and im super smart the worse combination ;) i been told 

  • Caffeine should be illegal.

  • @superherobyday

    Your mom is illegal.

  • @Jovan14606 lmfaooo

  • sound like a part from hall passed movie. lol

  • i lernt all of thes the hard way alot

  • You rock! Thanks for all the AF BMT info and other info...like this! Finally something that will help me out in life!!!!

  • 1. Never trust a pretty face. I learned that one the hard TWICE.

  • You should have put a wig on and done the little hair thing lmao dude I love the freaking enthusiasm you put into your videos! Pajamas!!! LMAO

  • You should have put a wig on and done the little hair thing lmao dude I love the freaking enthusiasm you put into your videos!

  • You should have put a wig on and done the little hair thing lmao

  • LMAO this is pretty funny, makes me wonder if most guys think that way. Heck i wish all of them did, not necessarily the all pretty girls are the devil part but the part where you don’t think with your dick so you don’t screw the other girls over!

  • thats pretty good, and hilarious....

  • this is video is so stereotypical, and it is sad that this is your opinion. people may disregard this but this is pretty much the same thing as Judging a book by its cover.im not trying to bash you at all i love your videos, but when you do look good and the good guys dont give you a chance because their intimidated by you, it feels just as bad as getting rejected for not looking that good. it would be more appropriate if you used the term "some pretty girls"

  • He's right.....pretty much Satan

  • LMAO at the pee hole!

  • Where do I find a male friend like you? No guy can be that calm male friend, they all want more, even though i am friggin engaged!

    I think you need to start a cult of nice blokes =)

  • Hey Jovan i Know What Im About To Say Has Nothing To Do With This Video But I Just Wanted To Know What You Think About illuminati If You Havent Heard Of It Then Never Mind But Can You Make A Video About What You Think Of It Thanks ;D

  • where was this video when i met my ex girlfriend...

  • lmao i never thought to check my surroundings

  • legit video; more dudes should take heed to these tips

  • Lmfao "Get the Carfax..." Love how you threw that in there. I almost missed it haha.

  • DID you SERIOUSLY get up and walk to the door? LMMFAOOO

  • they are going to take a qtip and put it in you PEE HOLE lol

  • most relationships start out with it all being all about lust...some get lucky and fall in love and the rest well they wind up with kids they dont want, an std, or horribly miserable cause they married the idiot that was good at sex...

  • wuts the song name in the begginning of the videos???its dope

  • @lindensoccer

    Matchbox 20 - How far we've come.

    Glad you like it!

  • @Jovan14606 thanx eyy ur videos are hilarious and give ppl reality which i say.thank u lol

  • LOL this was helpful and funny.

  • Listening to this makes me glad I don't have the prettiest face :) I agree with him, you don't have to date the prettiest or hottest girl when you can date someone you're compatible with. That's why I always say: Don't go for looks, go for personality or what's on the inside because that's where the true beauty is.

  • @SuperVegas2011

    Thank you! I'm glad people actually understood the point I was trying to get across.

  • @Jovan14606 You're welcome :) I don't know how people can't get it. I guess the ones that don't just go for the looks and that's when either they get screwed over or the girl does. At least you can't say you didn't warn them :)

  • @SuperVegas2011 yeah yeah the "inside" part is truly pretty :))

  • @nguyentruongyennhi Yeah it really is. I never judge anyone for their looks because who am I to say when I don't know what they've been through or anything. I don't know their story.

  • At the pussy part I noticed there were 669 views...lawl.

  • What? A pretty face is a pretty face, who cares if someone talks to someone else just because they are pretty? Why does the girl have to be the be all end all girl? Besides, the hot HOT ones are usually the crazy ones. If you go for the one who caught your eye, even in a 'bus full of ugly people' she might be the one. Recreational sex doesn't lead to pregnancy. There are MANY ways to prevent pregnancy.

  • @DillonsGirl09

    (sigh) Another person who thinks I'm discouraging people from talking to people they're attracted too. I wasn't talking about....damn, I just lot all interest in finishing this commen

  • @Jovan14606 Thats what is seems like in the middle of the video, then its like you switch at the end. It's like "Never trust a pretty face-oh wait but that girl you are drawn to on the bus is probably really UGLY don't talk to her!-oh but pretty girls are the DEVIL" it just doesn't really make sense.

  • @DillonsGirl09

    No. When guys see a pretty face, they are compelled to get to know her. Nothing wrong with that. However, these dudes need to remember don't let her beauty blind them. I know dudes who wouldn't dare let some fugly do half the stuff they let these pretty girls get away with. It's because they like the pretty face trophy. Watch out for pretty faces, their beauty will lead you down a road you don't want to set foot on. Hence the tips to make sure she's worth the trouble.

  • i think this video should be renamed to "stop thinking with your dicks!" lol!

  • wise words bruh

  • PROUD TO BE UGLY!!! :)

    3:30 I always feel like that though. People look at me and go, "Yeeeah, she's pretty but that chick next to her is HOT!!!!"

  • @ShellyL0ve

    Finally someone calls themselves ugly! lol So many girls said they are not the devil (assuming they are pretty, when reality says otherwise).

  • lmfao. the only rule i go for is rule #3 lol cause its either yes or no

  • ROFL

  • hello?! has no one heard "never trust a big butt and a smile???" hahaha!!

  • @laurasandy08

    Hahaha Damn, those big butts. They do always get me lol

  • @Jovan14606 I'm betting one of the haters is jake johnson

  • @Jovan14606 I'm betting one of the people who disliked ur video is jake johnson

  • thats how i am with most sexy girls, just want them for their pussy lol good advise bro!

  • not all pretty girls are evil lol, some choose to be single for a reason. but ur right for the most part.

  • 1) M-m-m-mama said that pretty girls are the d-d-devil.

    2) Girls surround their self with uglier girls to seem attractive, this is an illusion your mind creates.

  • You starred in a Porno? No way I ain't messin witchu. . . . Whichonetho? Lmfao

    Stop it

  • I opened this up 1st thing GUYS THINK WITH THERE DICKS!

  • I opened this up 1st thing GUYS THINK WITH THERE DICKS

  • i like how u laugh :) lol

  • @keepingupwithstef doesnt he have the sexiest laugh and smile??!! i thought i was the only one who noticed.

  • Cute PJs!!! (:

  • Eh...but what if you get to know her, THEN you fuck her...THEN you go on to the next one? I mean, come on let's face it, she would probably do the same. Not everyone is looking for love right now. Some of us are looking to have a little fun. (NO more excuses about AIDS, pregnancy, and STD's). That's only a portion of the whole thing that unfortunately the unlucky ones get caught in.

  • @sneekpeekz

    That's the problem right there. You move on to the next one, and if she gets pregnant because you wanted some fun? It's a wrap for your life. Choose you mess with wisely. Things happen but most of the crap that happens is preventable.

  • @Jovan14606 I don't like hearing the "pregnancy/STD" excuse because those are worse-case scenarios that are used to show the negative affects of sex and try to prevent people from having it. And yes, shit is preventable, but that's the risk EVERYONE runs when having sex. I know if you're married then you don't have to worry about the kid part, but STD's are still there. And the whole pretty face thing...shit if your mind is telling you to go, then GO! Don't miss your chance on something good.

  • @sneekpeekz

    My video isn't even about having sex. Its about avoiding chicks you shouldn't mess with it. I encourage dudes to go after girls they find pretty, but not every pretty face is for you to talk to. That pretty face might have a way with words and use you for money and transportation without ever having sex with you. I've seen it happen before suckers before. Dudes fall in love with a pretty face and get excited and lose all their sense because of how pretty she is.

  • @Jovan14606 Oh, well since you mentioned sex, I just thought I put my 2 cents in. And people just use eachother for their own satisfaction, so if she can't bring you anything in return, then fuck it stop seeing her, period. Oh, and everyone knows that love is for chumps!!!

  • you sound like the mama from Water Boy saying things are the devil haha :)

  • man, that coulda been your Tyrese-Sweet lady moment...shoulda chatted her up. Btw i've never heard someone discuss the surroundings when they see a cute girl/guy lol. great vid

  • @domirae

    I noticed how so these random hot chicks in a sea of ugly made me want them more. Then I realized, it's because she's the only one worth looking at, so my mind just hyperbolized her beauty.

  • one pretty girl disliked this video

  • @roarkkariyama

    Oh that was me lol I always dislike my videos first lol

  • @Jovan14606 lol

  • word!

  • Making a life for myself is more important than dating;it always will be. I'm a rational thinker. XD

  • @deathouroboros

    I agree sir!

  • I freakin love your videos!! Hilarious!

  • This is so true, now why couldn't you made this videos like 3 years ago LMAO!!!!!!

  • @Sun30126

    I wasn't alive three yeas ago! haha

  • amen.

    

  • pretty girls are single to torment me.

  • @MayorQuimby1000

    Hahahaha And when you're taken, they're single to torment you even more!

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