its because this guy posted this retarded, yet funny review for the shirt which caused people to think the shirt had jesus powers (which it does) and a lot of people bought it
Believe it or not, I went to the Walmart and saw this shirt. Before I knew it was popular or what all the meme was about I had searched for my size and put it in my cart. Later I came home and googled it to find out it was a craze.
I shaved off my big ass beard (six months of growth) while wearing this shirt. When I woke up in the morning, it was back, fuller and more glorious than ever. See the video on my homepage.
Man if only that fast food robber was wearing the 3 wolves moon tshirt he wouldnt be suffering his entire life with 3rd degree burns, that grease would have just went back in the deepfry.
I slipped into my Three Worgen Moon T-Shirt and stepped confidently out of the Dalaran sewer. Blood elves immediately swarmed around me and started giggling uncontrollably. they were obviously attracted to me. I strode confidently into the Violet Citadel and told Rhonin I was going to kill the Lich King. He said "You need help." I responded, "Three Worgen Moon is all the help I need." Rhonin shook his head, apologetically. I expected a wise mage to know more about the power of Three Worgen Moon.
I bought this shirt two days ago, for the first few weeks, i felt like Were-Jesus Christ had bit me and turned me into a holy were wolf, i possessed powers like farting rainbows, shitting gold nuggets, and blowing up minds with just a snap. But im afraid this shirt is too strong for me, or anyone to handle, i were controlled by it, greed & evil filled up inside me. I used it to hypnotized woman, if the shirt didnt ripped when i was having sex with 30 virgins, i dont know what would have happened
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
I admit it, I'm a ladies' man. And when you put this shirt on a ladies' man, it's like giving an AK-47 to a ninja. Sure it looks cool and probably would make for a good movie, but you know somebody is probably going to get hurt in the end (no pun intended). That's what almost happened to me, this is my story...
I am giving this product 5 stars because not everyone out there is a ladies' man. In the hands of lesser beings, it can help you find love. In the hands of a playa like me, beware...
The guy reporter has no idea, he's such a Ryan Seacrest wanna be D-Bag that if I could throw a shoe through my computer at him, he'd get a velcro special to da head.
You've all been there, alone, naked, crying. What fear has gripped you? The same fear that grips any real man, lack of Wolf Shirt. See even the most bad ass Wolf Shirt needs to be cleaned once and a while, that's where this shirt comes in.
I'm not sure if there is any truth to the rumor, but I was told by a good source that after game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals with their team down two games to none, the Pittsburgh Penguins received a box full of Wolf Shirts. The team decided to wear these shirts under their pads and jerseys and won 4 of the next 5 games to win the STANLEY CUP. Knowing this, I just placed my order and can't wait to get mine so I get the respect I deserve.
I bet the employee was wearing three wolf moon shirt
myw67 8 months ago
OMG it looks so awesome!!!!
imopsvideo 8 months ago
Just watching this vid will make your day less crapier...all hale 3 wolf moon...
Fredisyodaddyo 8 months ago
"Okay, I'll wear it!" best anchor ever.
Tyme2Die 8 months ago
3 Sp00ns and 1 moon is better
shadowluigi1111 10 months ago
in soviet russia...shirt wears you.
MANICMAIKU 1 year ago
screw the lame shirt. my horse is amazing!
ethermeister 1 year ago
such a cool shirt !
izbata6 1 year ago
Dwight from the Office has this shirt. Therefore, it has to be awesome.
tokyopanda13 1 year ago
if you wear this shirt you won't need viagra
TurkiyeCumhurbaskani 1 year ago
I got my three wolf moon from the zoo and it is one of my favorite wolf shirts. Wolves rule!
wolfloverforevr 1 year ago
I really don't understand this T-Shirt craze.
mullensk8ter15 1 year ago
that guy's first joke was a wicked sinker, way to ad-lib doofus
redrum0127 1 year ago
i have one of these shirts it fuckin owns ima wear it everyDAY!!!!!! so i get power and attract girls !!!! WOOO i got this shirt like 2 years ago
ciber101010101 1 year ago
thats true tho if it could glow in the dark it would be way more epic
idonthaveacoolcar 2 years ago
IM THREE MOONS AND A WOLF
dmaster85 2 years ago
damn why do ppl like that shirt so much it isnt anything special damn advertising shit on the news realy mature guys
dnabg 2 years ago
its because this guy posted this retarded, yet funny review for the shirt which caused people to think the shirt had jesus powers (which it does) and a lot of people bought it
carlbot2000 2 years ago
@carlbot2000
Actually, it's Jesus that has Three Wolf Moon shirt powers.
FrankieCicero 2 years ago
i think its a joke cause the shirts suck
darkshift117tard 2 years ago
@darkshift117tard your clearly an oblivious moron
GuckFoogle 1 year ago
@GuckFoogle nah ive seen the light... i saw the shirt in person and was overwhelmed by its power
darkshift117tard 1 year ago
@darkshift117tard FUCK YOU
bombchild 1 year ago
#threewolfmoon
admstyles 2 years ago
I am allergic to awesome, and after I watched this video, I had to go to the hospital.
klober23 2 years ago
I AM 3 WOLVES AND A MOON
LtTeertstra 2 years ago
The universe would collapse within itself if Chuck Norris were to put one of those on!
Retroxity2000 2 years ago 3
I got this i grew tons of hair and gained 4 inche son either arm lol and wolves are my favourite animal so it's awesome
TigerMilitia 2 years ago
Poor newscasters... delivering ironic comedy is not their strong suit.
Quizoid 2 years ago 2
OMG I bought this Shirt after wearing it only for 3 weeks and 6 days i got seriously ripped, oh and gained 3 inches ^^
THIS SHIRT IS AWESOME
Mygo666 2 years ago
the people who buy that shirt are fucking sheeps. No one even turned their heads toward that shirt and ones like it prior to its popularity.
grongrue 2 years ago
@grongrue Thats what makes it AWESOME. I am wearing the shirt right now!
Rontowolf 2 years ago
Believe it or not, I went to the Walmart and saw this shirt. Before I knew it was popular or what all the meme was about I had searched for my size and put it in my cart. Later I came home and googled it to find out it was a craze.
dofubrain 2 years ago
Unless I get this t-shirt until I finish High School, I'll lose a bet.
KaiserTota 2 years ago
I shaved off my big ass beard (six months of growth) while wearing this shirt. When I woke up in the morning, it was back, fuller and more glorious than ever. See the video on my homepage.
BradleyWagner 2 years ago
Man if only that fast food robber was wearing the 3 wolves moon tshirt he wouldnt be suffering his entire life with 3rd degree burns, that grease would have just went back in the deepfry.
NuclearMisfit 2 years ago 3
All these comments are awesome!!! But not as awesome as My Tres Lobos Luna T-shirt!!!
alro619 2 years ago 2
Even in spanish this tee will rock ur fuck'n socks off!
alro619 2 years ago
I slipped into my Three Worgen Moon T-Shirt and stepped confidently out of the Dalaran sewer. Blood elves immediately swarmed around me and started giggling uncontrollably. they were obviously attracted to me. I strode confidently into the Violet Citadel and told Rhonin I was going to kill the Lich King. He said "You need help." I responded, "Three Worgen Moon is all the help I need." Rhonin shook his head, apologetically. I expected a wise mage to know more about the power of Three Worgen Moon.
aynos9008 2 years ago
woo!!!!!! i have this shirt! i've had it for like 3 months and it definitely has powers. i got off on an arson charge because of it!!!
KJBurroughs 2 years ago
If Thor The God Of Thunder rode to your house on the back of a Mighty
Tyrannosaurus Rex and played "Rock You Like A Hurricane" on a 50-foot
long Gibson made of golden skulls while the Blue Angels Navy Jet Fighter
Squadron did battle above in a raging thunderstorm with Large Breasted
Valkyrie Women as Satan Himself rendered the vocals with the screams
of a billion doomed souls, it would still only be about half as awesome
as me wearing this shirt.
jpf1138 2 years ago 19
@jpf1138 totally awsome....
jookbox101 1 year ago
I bought this shirt two days ago, for the first few weeks, i felt like Were-Jesus Christ had bit me and turned me into a holy were wolf, i possessed powers like farting rainbows, shitting gold nuggets, and blowing up minds with just a snap. But im afraid this shirt is too strong for me, or anyone to handle, i were controlled by it, greed & evil filled up inside me. I used it to hypnotized woman, if the shirt didnt ripped when i was having sex with 30 virgins, i dont know what would have happened
p4cm4n182 2 years ago
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p4cm4n182 2 years ago
The guy who tossed the oil was obviously wearing the shirt.
Fade9150 2 years ago 3
my grandma bought my whole family wolf shirts for christmas, now we look like one big fierce wolf pack. it awesome
RaIphLauren 2 years ago 4
My 3 Wolf Moon shirt gives me +5 to Dexterity!
JaredB23 2 years ago 4
This shirt is a gift from the gods, it's as simple as that.
TheVideoAnalyst 2 years ago
Great shirt, I just ordered one off amazon
Thr0bulator 2 years ago
i have to keep a stick with me at all times to swat away all the bitches that are attracted to this shirt!
sboss 2 years ago 2
wtf is up wit this shirt? i have this shirt cuz i'm in love wit wolves and i got it at walmart 4 $7.50
BoonieB2007 2 years ago
me 2 lol
joeycastillo25 2 years ago
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
bigdsears 2 years ago
I admit it, I'm a ladies' man. And when you put this shirt on a ladies' man, it's like giving an AK-47 to a ninja. Sure it looks cool and probably would make for a good movie, but you know somebody is probably going to get hurt in the end (no pun intended). That's what almost happened to me, this is my story...
I am giving this product 5 stars because not everyone out there is a ladies' man. In the hands of lesser beings, it can help you find love. In the hands of a playa like me, beware...
bigdsears 2 years ago 9
@bigdsears lol it would work for helmet warriors but not touque Ninjas like me.
MrROTD 1 year ago
WTF?!?!?! Oh wow
backstagepromo 2 years ago
The guy reporter has no idea, he's such a Ryan Seacrest wanna be D-Bag that if I could throw a shoe through my computer at him, he'd get a velcro special to da head.
quadeddie 2 years ago
You've all been there, alone, naked, crying. What fear has gripped you? The same fear that grips any real man, lack of Wolf Shirt. See even the most bad ass Wolf Shirt needs to be cleaned once and a while, that's where this shirt comes in.
ClayET10 2 years ago
Its the next Iphone
magicomiralles 2 years ago 2
I'm not sure if there is any truth to the rumor, but I was told by a good source that after game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals with their team down two games to none, the Pittsburgh Penguins received a box full of Wolf Shirts. The team decided to wear these shirts under their pads and jerseys and won 4 of the next 5 games to win the STANLEY CUP. Knowing this, I just placed my order and can't wait to get mine so I get the respect I deserve.
dickasnoot 2 years ago 5
T shirt is awesome
weykooey 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
He should have worn a skelepose shirt
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myranimation 2 years ago
WTF?
ikilledgodot 2 years ago