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  • fill it up m80s and blow that shit up

  • I drive a 95 corolla. Were close to being best friends.

  • if that lamp is a family heir loom...

    don't destory it due to some internet pressure... haha

  • make a catapult and put the lamp by the wall they are banging againts and use marbels to fire at the lamp untill it brakes and doesnt matter if you miss coz it be funny disturbing them :P

  • You should have turned it into a bong.

  • throw it at the wall while they go to vag town

  • Hit it with a duckspin attack!

  • Your shirt, oh my god.

  • make it a vase

  • Burdurp

  • SPACE!!!!

  • Keep score on the lamp shade...

  • Mail the lamp around the world with instructions saying mail this to a random address in a country other than yours, Once this lamp has recieved x number of postages, mail it to this address. Include a link to your videos. Finally write a message on the lampshade saying, people from all theses countries have heard you two play hide the pickle.

  • This may seem ridiculously simple... But it would be absolutely righteous if next challenge you lose, you attempt to break the lamp over your head. And I would be praying that it didn't break

  • You should just keep it! it's a great landmark for your vids.

    

  • go and present it to them as a gift while they're going at it and see how long it takes for one of them to answer the door.

  • Give it to your neighbors only fill it with packets of lube, dental dams and condoms!

  • I think you should give the lamp to your neighbors. Also as an idea give it to a random homeless person looking fofor.a handout.

  • You should go to random people on the street and attempt to give them the lamp as a gift. Once someone accepts the lamp, immediately throw it on the ground and run away.

    OR involve the lamp in your next thin wall challenge in which you hurt yourself in some way, either during the challenge or as punishment.

  • Take trips around the world to various different countries and take pictures of the lamp and caption them with the appropriate country's name. Send these pictures as post cards to your neighbors. Make sure they do not know it is you that is sending them.

  • Break down their door and throw the lamp at them.

  • Love the Grandpa shirt

  • Hey Ryan,

    Very classic! Love your videos. I think when you finish your videos, and have decided enough is enough, you should make a video awarding your neighbors the lamp, and explain that they get it for winning the challenges. If they ask what challenges, hand them a card with your YouTube handle.

    By the way, I heard about you from feeder.co.il, an Israeli website (I live in Israel). My buddy posted a link on Facebook that had your videos on feeder.

    Shalom!

    M@

  • Turn it into a smoking device! Or, conversely, put it on a hot plate and see how long it takes for it to explode into a glass shrapnel bomb.

  • write a link to your videos on the lamp shade and give it to your neighbors

  • Fill it with jellybeans!

  • Sign it and then give it to me! :D

  • EAT IT. EAT YOUR LAMP.

  • Drill a hole in the top, fill it with kerosene, drop match, run.

  • make it a fishtank :D

  • By neighbors he means parents.

  • Bake it in an oven!

  • give it a viking funeral.... THAT IS ALL YOU NEED TO DO... it also is beautiful.

  • I agree with chp112 except it should be if you win the challenge! :D

  • Personally, I've never really paid attention to your lamp. Because I'm paying too much attention to your awesome t-shirts. But I have thumbed up ideas that seem pretty cool. I've participated, and that's what's counts.

  • throw some firecrackers in that fucker.

  • make 5 cotton balls in the lamp from far away

  • KILL IT WITH A FROG!

  • They probably stopped because they realized that you were making these videos.

  • Blend the lamp in a Blend-tech blender!

  • This was an amazing idea for a show. Keep at it!!!!!!

  • Write a link to one of your videos on it and leave it outside their door.

  • Give it to your neighbors. as a gift.

  • @tarakan87 with a hidden camera

  • BLEND IT!!! Will it blend?

  • BURN IT

  • You should leave it at their front door, with a note saying "I can hear you... You make such sweet noise while making love..." Don't let the know it was you, and watch/listen to them freak out behehe >:)

  • Take it out on a date!

  • you should see if you can get them to stop by being too loud when having sex.

  • give your neighbors the lamp and hide a camera with a wide optical lens somewhere on the lamp and then wait till they have sex. After you retrieve the footage blackmail them so that they have sex every day and the result is you make more videos.

  • @jefrydulin fuck yeah, everybody benefits. They get to bang, and we get to watch funny videos and fap fap fap.

  • @jefrydulin That sounds like a great way to land yourself in jail.

  • @jefrydulin ya that will keep them CUMING

  • You're so cute.

  • Wrap the lamp up and put a bow on it. After your neighbors fuck, go to their house and knock on the door. When they answer hand them the lamp saying "Congratulations on the baby!".

  • Brake it near the wall they have sex near and then tell them there ruckus caused you lamp to fall and break. Instant cash

  • @linterdot92 brilliant!!

  • here's a challenge for you if they haven't gotten it on in a few days, get them to get it on.

  • why do you remind me of charlie from its always sunny???

  • Hey ur the coolest guy id like to meet ur sane fun and id like to spend a day chillin with you

  • put it on display as if its a fine art piece in a museum.

  • Take sand paper and attempt to sand through the lamp. If they finish before you get through the lamp then you sand paper your tongue.

  • Mail the lamp to your neighbors as a present (do it from the post office) and make the sender address from a state on the opposite side of the US. You should fill the lamp with condoms first and write a note that says "Babies are loud and annoying, and you definitely don't need any more of that nonsense."

    P.S. that lamp is beautiful ):

  • I'd so be friends with you!

  • give it to your neighbors to show how much you appreciate the entertainment they give us.

  • rube goldberg

  • I love lamp.

  • Let the lamp hang outside your neighbors door, once all done with that set the fire alarm off and record.

    (hopefully it breaks...) heh...(◔ᴗ◔)

  • that guy looks so sad about the lamp :(

  • throw it against the shelf untill it breaks, if they stop you win, if not you lose and then have to tip the shelf over while yelling TIMBER!!!..move the guitars first though. they do not need to become victims of this madness

  • put the lamp outside your neighbour's door all wrapped up as a present. On it have a card that has the URL of this video on it.

  • @fredloikbred No, you wouldn't want them knowing that he plays games while they have sex. It would ruin it

  • Right when they are done, blast "I Just Had Sex" by Thelonelyisland. And if they knock just say, "Oh, you too!?"

  • have sex with a hooker n when she asks for the money smash the lamp against her head

  • I'd be your friend if you lived in Vancouver.

  • there's a video on the web of some guy shoving a glass bottle up his ass and it breaking inside him. he makes some really painful noises, so my thought: break the lamp, play that as LOUD AS FUCKING POSSIBLE see if neighbors stop to figure out what happened/recognize noise. or quote samuel jackson from pulp fiction and if he says "what one more time mutha fucker" throw the lamp at the wall.

  • @MrDrSirKiwi THe video is called one guy one cup, saw it, and it was nasty.

  • Put the shade on your head, lube the lamp up, and try to move it around using only your elbows.

  • If they haven't done it in a couple of days, I think they may have found your channel...

  • I want to see you go "BAN-HUM" into the lamp, really really REALLY REALLY REALLY loud, while they are doing it.

  • these are the funniest videos out.

  • Have sex with it to get back at them

  • @zejeffmeister Turn it into a really big fleshlight you mean?

  • Lead an extension cord from your apartment to whatever window is nearest your neighbors bedroom, then stack the lamp on something and plug it in. Proceed to set up surveillance camera nearby. Then repeatedly turn the lamp on and off by plugging and unplugging the extension cord. Wait until your neighbors notice. Less than 3 minutes, they win. More than 3, you win. And then after one of them comes outside freaking out thinking its a robber, proceed to tug the extension cord as hard as you can!

  • Put fireworks in it while your neighbors are fucking :3

  • well scince your neighbors are always banging the wall you should bang that ugly dirty lamp against the wall!!!

  • Hate the lamp?? But that lamp is Sexy!

  • you should make 50 scrathes on it with a knife. deep long scrathes. it's from glass right?

  • is it me or he is really hot?

  • @EmesheRyan It's just you.

  • @95Camry4Life You look like my ex boyfriend...who I still fantasize about....

  • you should have guest stars having sex in the room next to you

  • Finish a game of solitare as fast as you can, if they finish before you do, you must throw the lamp out your window

  • @Laz0rmanh3nry This. This. This.

  • Aw i like it!! Fill it with something and change the shade! Voila whole new lamp!! :D

  • smash that shit against the wall while they are fucking.

  • @chp112 Fucking this!

  • @chp112 I laughed so fucking hard. 

  • @chp112 ^ This

  • Throw it at the wall the next time your neighbors are bothering you

  • Give it a viking funeral, make a raft, put some firewood on it, put the lamp on it, find a lake, light it on fire and send her to the norse gods...and put some sort of explosives on it those are always fun

  • throw it at the wall while they are doing the dirty!

  • Freeze it in ice!

  • Dude! You are so entertaining! Subbed straight away, your awesome!

  • Give it to your neighbors.

  • dice it with your wolvrine claws

  • break it against the concrete, and stomp on the broken pieces 10 times.

  • Get a youtube partnership, you make moneys1

  • balance it on your forhead until it falls off

  • Anyone else notice he is sponsored by dr pepper?

  • glue it to your neighbors door.

  • Fill it up with orange juice and chug it before they finish. It doesn't hurt to get some Vitamin C, right?

  • Wrap it up real crappy like and set it outside the neighbors door next time they're doing the hibbity dibbity with a "CONSOLATION PRIZE" sign on it for their lowered expectations...

  • Stick some firecrackers in it when they're having sex and light them :P

  • Light it on fire....shoot it out of a cannon.....these are facts.

  • Cover it in peanut butter and lick it all off before they stop !

  • @HensPie

    ooh I like that idea, but to make it even more challenging.. maybe grind up some habanero peppers and mix it with the peanut butter then spread it!

  • I found you view meme base. :)

  • Oh and hey, are you really a grandpa??

  • @fenwayfan37 No, just a collector of fine shirts.

  • Break it with your WOLVERINE CLAWS. in slow motion...

  • but i subscribe just for the lamp.... :C

  • At some point you need to see if you can make enough noise to stop them. They can't tell you to keep it down

  • DONT U DARE FUCKING BREAK THAT OR IL CALL YOUR MOTHER!!!!

  • i dont think you guys are reacting nearly enough to the fact you can watch this shit in 3D

  • fill the base full of milk and see if you can finish it before your neighbors are done.

  • dude you gave it away when you played the marvin gaye. they're probably going out and doing it in their car or something

  • Use a chainsaw next time they are getting it on to destroy it.

  • make it a challenge to smash it with a hammer on a string, that you hold with your teeth standing up. if thats too easy do it blindfolded. and watch out not getting hit by that hammer. hurts like a motherfucking motherfuck if you bump it in your shin

  • Clip your nails and put the clippings in there. Once it's full, leave it on your neighbors door step. Attach a note that says "Remember: I CAN HEAR YOU!" on it

    or not, either way..

  • Pretty sure a good challenge would be to finish the rubix cube by the time they finish or you have to throw it at the lamp til it smashes.

  • leave it outside their door with a sign that says "Congrats on the sex!"

  • the first 20 seconds made me think of psychonauts

  • awesome shirt

  • Give it to your neighbors and put a little camera in there!!!!! Or better a speaker and be the voice ok God as they get it ONNNNNN!! THAT ONE SOUNDS LESS ILLEGAL...... SO DO IT!!

  • @DeannaGmoney Im going to have to say fuck yeah

  • You should slam it up against the wall and say "keep it down in there next time"

  • Smash it with your dick! :D

  • Drop from a very high building or structure, my friend did this with a small tv once. It was really cool.

  • interupt thier intercourse by presenting the lamp to them at their front door. i mean knock at the door vigorously until they stop. maybe a hidden cam on you? and then one in the room you've been in the past videos. then stalk thier garbage cans (or whatever) to see if they kept it or threw it away.

    new found fan,

    Travis M.

  • Shoot it.

  • Blow a balloon inside the lamp's base so the balloon covers all the sides. Then, put the lamp on a piece of plywood on your bed. The challenge is to roundkick the lamp and shatter it so you can remove the intact balloon from inside the lamp's base. You can kick it as many times as you want, as long as you put the lamp back on the plywood before every kick. If you can't retrieve the full balloon or it explodes, then you lose.

  • Don't destroy it sell it if anything

  • FPS Russia.

  • Don't destroy your family heirloom jut for viewers! I would never do that!! Just move it to a different spot!

  • Make it wear a dress and shout abuse at it :D

  • Get a bunch of firecrackers with one second wicks in between each of them and put them in the lamp, hell finish it off with an M80 because I like explosions. The number of firecrackers that go off before your neighbors stop is your score and you figure out your score by the percentage of firecrackers that explode. Example; 4 out of 10 firecrackers go off = 40% score etc

  • Fill it with fish

  • That's an odd shirt

  • You are hilarious. Well deserved sub = D

  • Fill it with gas, and light it up!

  • Tie that to your head and try to knock down the chair as a challenge

  • balance it on your head while you attempt to drink a gallon of milk. if it falls you have to start over with another gallon. if it breaks you have to kill yourself.

  • I like the lamp! It looks cool to me, although it would be dangerous to have a glass lamp especially with the challenges you're doing.

  • you should throw it at your neighbor

  • probably they discover it that u do challenge until their done....

  • Ballrag. You almost took it out once. Now make it a goal.

  • Hang it upside down from your door for the world to see. You must be shamed for even owning that thing. But not only that! Also tie a sharpie to it with a note telling others to draw exactly what they want on it to further add to your humiliation.

  • Next 10 subscribers get a shout out in my next video! You will be pleasantly surprised!

  • .... Uhm... Any reason people show such... er... violent hatred towards your lamp?

  • Fill it with firecrackers and sparklers and light them

  • fill it with urine and throw it at a bus

  • put it in the middle off a busy intersection and see what happens o.O

  • i love lamp

  • I'm scared to ask about the tshirt....love the videos btw, keep them cumming!

  • throw it against the wall until there are exactly 293 pieces as a challenge. no more no less or you fail the challenge