How to be Jamaican Pt.2

[MBABYCOOKIEMONSTER]

10ppl

[dyvigj837]

5 brah

[mscheyenneshow]

10 people in the family

[xXnemovanityXxbotdf]

Mon dat guls ritta ih easy ah sheet! Da ansah ha to be five! Not tree not eight BUH FIVE! Ya see mon one brudda fo each chik! Four guls sha da sam brudda! Simpa mon!

[mizpinkey]

@fred1999201 sukyuh madda wi jamaican look etta danunuh stupid idiot,jus say dat ina a jamaican face n yuh see

[mizpinkey]

@anikan1005 sry no

[nooooooooow]

He is Jamaican leave Leroy alone, he has to talk so people other than Jamaicans can understand him......not every Jamaican chat bad man kmt....

[ashytechquila]

nah yuh not straight up jamaican yuh nuh have a gud accent n yuh patois skills dead man

[Denise93780]

why the guy in the green behaving extra? a so we talk yute? do better than dat man

[Denise93780]

What the...stop pretending to be a Jamaican because you're not. mi a Jamaican so mi know.

[SuperSayanFitness]

you aint my momma!

[leeintheair]

Jesus christ i love when youre dancing!!!! 0.5 LOL I love u LET GET THIS PARTY STARTED YAAAAy never again :DD

[b00i00d]

7 people in da family? Mom and dad, 4 daughters and their brother, unless u come up with tricky sh*t like, "hey, u forgot the granny that wotnt mentioned" etc, lol Cool vid, even tho it didn't help me with what I is lookin for, i.e. how to make a start on the Jamaican patois, lol Take care

[121sali]

woow...u nor the man have the accent, im from jamaica and born and live there and WE DONT TALK LIKE THAT MAN IN THE GREEN!

[BlacklistersThe]

@Anikan1005 Bob Marleys dad was white, and Jamaican :)

and lol

[allimacmillan245]

wow. you guys are really stupid. it's definitely 7 people in the family. each daughter has one brother. 1! 4+1+2=7.

[youngctv1]

10 people in the family

[YouNiqueDee]

it is ten



[SuperDominicano829]

yuh bredda chat one fuk up patois yuh si... lol

[Raheem555]

Stfu.. u sound like a faking jamaican .. that t shit annoys the shit outta me

[DKswaggin101]

@Raheem555

STFU How Yuu Know What He iS

[thejokerdud]

i can tel u mon that thel is 10 pepl in famaly

[MavrikMGS]

there are 7 people in the family

[TPQ1980]

I can speak with a great Jamaican accent, but I'm Caucasian. Can I still be Jamaican?

[NickySash]

jamaicans dont talk like that dude

[TTHeavensent]

Not funny...

[MrScboss]

i believe he is a jamaican

[TyeDye07]

Whats A Jamaican?

[jremaine1]

he aint jamaican can tel we dont rass sound suh

[Anikan1005]

Can I still be Jamacian even though I'm white?

[jremaine1]

@Anikan1005 hahahahaha only if u were born there rasta

[afrohero891]

@Anikan1005 NO

[fred19992010]

@Anikan1005

Jamaicans are stupid apes.

[Anikan1005]

@fred19992010 Racist.

[fred19992010]

@Anikan1005

How the hell can I be racist against animals?

[Anikan1005]

@fred19992010 Oh my, God! Why do you think they're animals? The animal that thinks he's a human and knows how to run a country without any experience is Obama. Obama is the one who looks like a freaking monkey (not because he's black, but that his face actually looks like a monkey).

[fred19992010]

Barack Obama is nothing more than a tool of the people who got him elected - his Wall Street masters. Why do you think 75% of his administration are from the high financial circles?

And what the hell do I care about Obama? I am not an American.

Why do I think Jamaicans are animals? It's very simple. Everywhere they go, they kill more Black people than the Ku Klux Klan. They HATE other Black people. Why don't these Jamaican ANIMALS kill some other races for a change?

[RimzMeow]

@Anikan1005 lol go live there in jamaica for 10 years...at least you can explain the accent the next time you use it:P if not just use the accent on strangers...they'll look at u weird then they;d ask about the accent but since they dunno you...you can lie your way :P lets just hope u aint lieing to a jamaican coz they can tell...worse yet they prolly think u making fun of em. :P

[roaringtigersx]

@Anikan1005 white jamaican theres lots of them course you can bruder ;) im white tooo :)

[Hache2KMusic]

@Anikan1005 Can i still be English even tho i'm black?

[chinadollolivia]

@Anikan1005 There are white Jamaicans lol

[Anupew]

u r retarded

[strikerm70]

OK, that guy you had trying to talk Jamaican isn't Jamaican, and your Jamaican isn't all that good either, maybe your parents were Jamaican.

[XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX]

LOVEEEEE THE ACCENT,, I'M FROM AUSTRALIA.. AUSTRALIANS DON'T HAVE AWESOME ACCENTS HAHAHA

[jremaine1]

@XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX mi lub AUSTRALiAN gal enu jah knw star

[XxHaKuNaXmAtAtAxX]

@jremaine1 =-)

[TheePickeringProdigy]

7 of dem bredrains

[AndrogynousMarley]

0:42 because Damian Marley is my imaginary husband of my mind I know exactly what he said: "Give me just another audience. Really. Not even just a cross over audience. Just give me another audience" :)

[niceguy4334]

any body from d caribbean who nah undastan dis haffi be a real idiat

[lukejamaica]

u soun like seh u a try too hard wid di accent stiill

[RascalLitleP]

the family is 7 since each daughter have one brother than they just have one brother than u have Mom,dad 4 daughters and one son

[jakiestylez21]

are you really Jamaican? cuz i am. and i don't hear yur accent, you cant speak patois properly. yuh ah jus wah jafaican

[MIISWAGGZ]

i figured the riddle out and I AM 11....

[LottieMJLuver09xx]

@MIISWAGGZ If your eleven why are you on Youtube?

[MIISWAGGZ]

@LottieMJLuver09xx its called EXAGERATION

[LottieMJLuver09xx]

@MIISWAGGZ What the hell has EXAGERATION got to do with it?

[mrdougie332]

@LottieMJLuver09xx Dumbass hes stretching the truth

[bonesethero]

meh say wagwan breadrin wat dis ting up here narh... you see im learning.... BTW IM ASIAN :D

[anime4ever2996]

...and smoke plenty of weed!

[dallastanya]

yow this is not funny you dont even sound jamaican at all and why are you making us look bad

[Santijiwi]

@dallastanya he is jamaican, u r a hater

[vlad123draculaz]

Tree huned



[DrummerLSE]

This riddle is due to a fault in English, does each sister have a brother to match (4 bros) or do the 4 sisters all have the same brother(1 bro[really unlucky{lol}]). Kinda like the "I shot an elephant in my pjs, how it got in my pjs I have no idea" :)

[MrKennedyBE]

WHAA GUAN or JUAN?!

[MrKennedyBE]

WHAAA GUAN

[tomtaylor1994]

The sisters have 1 brother between them, so that makes 4 sisters, 1 brother and 2 parents= 7 people in the family =]

[Hogger542]

the awnser is 10

[BullsRock1000]

i coudnt find the how to be hot vid here but i found it on ur channel and i know the answer to the riddle.

answer:u can hold ur breath without ur arms or hands or legs

[larceus24]

LOL the mackerel Switcharoo

Did i say treehundred dolla i meant 500 doll

[MrOzMendez]

10. 2 (Mom and dad)+4 (Daughters)+4 (Daughter's brothers)=10

[molly123429]

u anit jamican

[freshtildeathonline]

@molly123429 I am.

[wackywierdme]

7 family members. Mum and dad, four sisters are all obviously related so they share a bro so mum and dad plus four Sis and one bro equals 7.

[tyrrell821]

18

[CCRockit]

Haha

i was shocked, i heard your accent and thought "this guy must be from deep deep deep jamaica" and then i read on your profile and thought "Canada!?"

[dSquared96]

mom and dad = 2

they have for children =4

one brother=1

SHEVEN!

[nocsoftly]

this brethen aint jamaican tho...that accent is from down the islands!..tha trini accent cant hide

[nocsoftly]

this brethen aint jamaican tho...that accent is from down the islands!

[sinting53]

7 including the parents. they all have the same bredda

[sinting53]

5 people r in da family

[vivathedivaTV]

@LoveOfMyLyfe062208 lmao! say wooooord! thats crazy! =P

[LoveOfMyLyfe062208]

lol hahaha

[giovannivella]

Hahah You're why i love jamaican's!

[Matrixmadman]

answer is 12, you're saying "mom and dad" as in we are their children, 4+4 + 2 + me and you = 12.

[vivathedivaTV]

Lol dkm! This video had me crying with laughter in the library! keep it up Mr.JA!! =)

[LoveOfMyLyfe062208]

@vivathedivaTV wow before i read the name i knew it was you lol hahaha

[KiddWynter]

Its 7 LOLZ

[KiddWynter]

lol its 5

[paradiseboy55]

LOL!!! SERIOUSLY MAN THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY BUT DONT YAH THINK U SENDING A BAD MESSAGE ABOUT JAMAICANS? NOT EVEN THE GANGSTERS ARE THAT DUMB (ANY MORE) LOL ! I CAN SEE U AINT BEEN HER IN A WHILE JAMAICA IS A WAY DIFFERENT PLACE !! INTERNET IN EVERY HOME AND A BUNCH A SHIT! ANYWAYS KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK !!

MAD MI LINK YUH SEET!!!!!!!! LOL

[MrSkater594]

10

[belindahethcox]

You are hilarious!! Get a sit com or stand up comedy show. Love you

[jonasldg]

blood clod...

[MrNameric]

1 dad, 1 mom , 4 aughters, 1 son...7 peeps in the family

[M4ST3Rof4LLGAMES]

there are 7 people

[josied1996]

@ComicLifeProductions say you had sisters its like saying you all each have 1 brother if you all each had 1 one brother like what you mean how would they fully be related ?

[josied1996]

@ComicLifeProductions 7 because their all sisters and they all have 1 brother (there all related) and 1 mum 1 dad so thats 7

[jobo2394]

5 brah

[David34343]

You need to teach Little Jacob how to talk

[atheistpolitic]

I had a babysitter who was like my mother growing up. She was from Guyana, but many of her friends from her neighborhood were Jamaican, Trinidadian, Guyanese, and I grew up around them. Needless to say, I have NO trouble understanding you.

[GeezKing]

5 people in the family. If they all sisters then 1 brother will be a broter to them all

[xBenzi]

8?

[myammw12]

BOOM !

[blckgold]

hhaha you and him speaking on the phone.. luv ur vids!!!

[VampiressCelinor]

mum, dad, 4 sisters, 1 brother =7 people

[schnigster]

Divide by 5 carry the 2 distribute the negative then X=7

[josied1996]

@schnigster lol why did u have to do algebra ? wouldn't it have been easier if u didn't ?

[Flopstar80]

How to be Jamacian........well if you dont have anything good to say than they say its better not to say anything at all.

Freshtilldeath your alright though

[MRMOHcorps]

7 ITS 7!

[MRMOHcorps]

18!

[MIKEHUNT7531]

ah god i thought i was the only jamaican that couldnt understand some other jamaicans

[SMCrazyOfficial]

Being Jamaican doesn't mean you have to a rasta

just sayin...

[ChristineC430]

SEVEN! :D Cause the mom and dad are 2. Then four sisters added is 6 people. But four sisters have one brother. Thats only one son in the family because the four sisters share one brother. one brother added equals 7. so basically:

(1+1) + (4) + (1)

[TheCentralQueen]

I agree its 7. mom and dad+4 daughter+1 brother who is a brother to all the daughters.

[rickiex]

mom and dad has 4 daughters ---. ... so, "MOM AND DAD" so does that make you a daughter as well? so, 2 parents + you + 4 daughters = 7 people, inculding that each daughter has 1 brother, +5. so 12.

why does it include herself as well? she said

"mom and dad", she wouldnt be saying mom and dad if it didnt include her, she would say A mom and dad.

[Migh0o]

@rickiex each daughter has one brother so the brother is shared between them so ur basic maths is off but you might have a proper theory with the whole you included thing...

[ingridgott]

lik run shop man

hahahahaaha but you talk so clear I understand everything no your friend ahahahahah

[AriaArvan]

AWESOME VIDEO!! UR THE BEST ON YOUTUBE...

[tifeldiege]

Is it 7?

[2123bella32122]

7!!! Still  u Leroy!

[Megadeth9299]

7 including the parents

[emilyrules101]

7 people

[holness9385]

The answer is either 7 or 10

[wolfskie1995]

This is awesome :D

[tyler2044]

i can understand you when im baked.

[Googoog51]

LOL at 0:07 to 0:08 X'D

[house4978424]

Im A Jamaican :D

[KhuteePie]

the answer is 7!!

[TheShockwave12]

wat part of jamaica u com from



[freshtildeathonline]

@TheShockwave12 St. Thomas

[Pr3da1or666]

@freshtildeathonline i went to jamaica for xmas this year , when i came back. i was always saying mon at the end of each sentences and i still do lol

[pokemon1012345]

@freshtildeathonline I come from Kingston but i was born in london....

im not a real jamacian... ;(

[josied1996]

the answer is 7

[ingridgott]

hahahaha how to be fresh spycy I want some rotty yayaay man

[CWK922]

Bajan Creole is better

[PowerPuffChiiks]

I can understand u ! :D

[freshtildeathonline]

@PowerPuffChiiks Yea : )

[jmig3]

@freshtildeathonline Well I can understand you pretty well :)

[vidiosdave]

The answer is seven.

[HoOkaHMaInUsEr]

7 ^^

[MaiLovesCherry]

7 people in the family :D

Loved the video so funny

[PlaymateMama]

Funniest video you've ever made : ) We LOL'd bigtime : ) Sell fish...ha!

[mrfunkybassplayer]

yeah what he said ^

[timoback3000]

7 because there's only 1 brother

[11Sora]

Seven

[ToiletTimeNetwork]

there are 6 people cause the girls brothers r steps

[Harrisuns]

Really funny videos dude!

[klydekyleproduction2]

your funny chipmunk voice makes me wanna watch more videos

[shericelinton]

5kids 2 parents 

[MosaicMaiden]

LOL! "get up half u battum and fine som work" You are so funny! I love your channel,My Dads Jamaican and when he is ready to talk real Jamaican, U haffi lissen good! :)

[freshtildeathonline]

@MosaicMaiden A so it go miss ; )

[PlaymateMama]

@MosaicMaiden Best comment : ) LOL!!!

[BlueiceBlue1]

haha there are 5 kids and 2 parents so 7 people in that family

[amac2393]

10

[diaem]

There 8 family 2 parents 4 daughters 2 brothers

[JibRealtalk]

WOW this is awsome MY FIRST COLAB :))) thanks man

[freshtildeathonline]

@JibRealtalk Ha respects, any time bro : )

[thebrownasterisk]

Subtitles, LOL!

[AIDSCrocodile]

clearly there are 7 in the family, and not 10

[michaelgrella]

If you include the parents, lucky number 7. Wasn't that hard.

[Frabjie]

4 girls, 1 son, mom, dad

[SPArtwork1]

hahahha yyyyyaaaahhhh! my riddle got chosen!

ur the best!!! i love you :D!!

thank you so much hugs* and kisses

[freshtildeathonline]

@SPArtwork1 Thanks for the submission ; ) Keep up the amazing artwork!

[TreesHateYouMan]

@SPArtwork1 Is hot

[SPArtwork1]

@TreesHateYouMan lol haha thank you ;)

[TheBrainEnema]

your funny and i like your videos. keep uploading please.

[nortyazn]

7 people in the family

[FAB12UCB]

The answer is 7. They alll have the same bro, so its only one bro, not 4 bros.

[Outlawz10BB]

its 10

[clazzofoeight]

It's either seven or 10 for the riddle, but I believe it's 7.

[Magz55]

7 people in the family. (Mom, dad, 4 sisters and 1 brother).

[Homemadegameguru]

Sell fish!!! $500 lol

[skinnyJEANking2]

My mother speaks patois, but since she's been in American for a long time, it's been watered down. So I understand words, and phrases and such. Plus I was raised on reggae music like Dennis Brown :). My grandfather on the other hand, he speaks it "hardcore," I can barely understand him. Lmao, I need my mother as a translator. And everytime I visit my Jamaican relatives in NY, my mother and them speak Patois and I'm left in the dark lol.

[Rohan4basu]

I love Jr gong, and patwa I dun get like 100% but island tone ain't that hard to understand. --n I'm a Indian LOL. mi idren go listen to dey traffic jam.

[freshtildeathonline]

@Rohan4basu Remember Jamaicans are also called West "Indian", so there's a connection there lol