How To Pick a Great Airline Seat

[haaagey]

Imagine if everyone that go on a plane follow these rules LOL

[loony109]

damn these are some ugly animations...

[MyHollywood1234]

omg this reminds me of the last time i was on a plane like my legs had literally no room and there was a fat person in front of my seat and he was farting alot and my seat has like TINY.Worst.Seat.Ever.

-Sent by my iPod

[TheChocoTOASTIES]

omg how cast is so helpful for flight advice!

[GeorginaO89]

Step 1: Be like Bruce Almighty

Step 2: Get rid of all the seats. Then put Ur seat on the middle of the plane

Step 3: You're one mighty legend ;)

[2899j]

STEP 1 date the captain

STEP 2 enjoy your free flight, great view,and hot date

[timetogotosleepzzz]

Step 1: go get a seat in first class

[finster796]

Step 1: Take the pilots seat

Step 2: *Trollface*

Step 3: PROFIT!

[TheCrasella]

thumps up if your watching this in the airport!

[2mitchmitch]

@TheSodaPep You aren't alone. I leave for Christchurch airport in about 5 hours (it's 12:07 right now) I also hate the sound of the engines.

[TheShineySmiley]

yea this is the complete oppisite of what happened to me!!!!!

I sat over the wing and felt every single bump and turn.

I was in the row behind first class and yet i didn't have legroom

Oh yea and I was net to the exit and i still had a full seat

[nasps3]

go and get 1st class god

[TheSodapep]

I hate airplane bathrooms because I'm Claustrophobic,it means I'm afraid of enclosed places 

[TheCrasella]

@TheSodapep yes arent they like not nice? they are so small i cant even fit in it

[hubertandclyde]

@TheSodapep Everybody knows what that means...

[Mullimulli123]

How did I end up here ?

[sophie0124]

actually being near the bathroom is a great advantage. you can go before anyone else

[speeddjs1]

What about first class suite, I got only one seat to pick.

[chocolova23]

SAVE A SEAT FOR MEEEEEEE IM COMING !!!!!!!! oh nvm give it to some noob in economy

[bianca98642]

you cant pick tho :L the airline chooses for youuuu

[jessicalove2246]

how to geat a great seat on an airplane!!!

Step 1:BUY A PRIVATE JET!!!=D

(PARTY)=D=D=D=D=D=D=D

[missumileycyrus]

i sit next to the window its my friend ^_^

[bingbingla69]

yay i can go places without being uncomfortable

[GlitchGang]

step 1: when at 20,000ft, incapacitate the co-pilot and take his seat... great view :D

[sawdust535]

5 hours flight... 3 and half hour turbulence , a little kid kicking behind my sit half the time , a baby crying for 2 hours and a guy that reclines fully in front of me. Furthermore , Im stuck in my seat cause theres and old lady that cannot get out of her seat due to her age so I held my pee throughout the flight -.- Goodness...

[MrJfpb]

just go first class

[RANDOMNESS873]

step 1: buy a first class seat

[TheKarate10]

Step 1: Don't be a chepa-skate.

[scrippy77]

0:45 - Did she say "nowerrer"?

[fube432]

Last time there was a baby THAT WOULD NOT SHUT UP, a litlle kid WHO RAn UP AND DOWN THE AISLE, and a LADY WHO CALLED THE ATTENDANT EVERYTIME SHE HEARD A BUMP, AND DUDE WHO THREW UP DURING THE TURBULENCE!! GOD WORST FLIGHT EVER!! BUT THE WORST PART... EVERYTHING WAS IN SPANISH!!!

[thetitanicgirl4ever]

Why do you need a view out the window? All you see is clouds.

[sonicmariokirby16]

@thetitanicgirl4ever no most the time not.

[xlissigirl101x]

WHY AM I HERE!? o.O

[ChaosMew161]

Step 1: Seatguru.com

[MySpecialCreations]

Step 1: Remember... No Russian.

[TheNightsMoon]

Steo One

Look where the screaming kids are, and sit far away.

[cbernier3]

@TheNightsMoon that isn't possible. you don't know where the kids are when you pick your seat. you pick yout seat before getting on the plane.

[kucumber1]

FUCK COMERCIALS BEFORE THE VIDEO!!!!

[DoofAndPuss]

@kucumber1 i had a whistling face commercial :/

[yyk12345]

Good vid!

[xl3lackd0oqx]

What the fuck am i doing here??

[melodie7502384]

Er, actually, we don't get to pick our own seats. Stupid people give it to us.

[lsmaassable]

step one where so much clothes that the security wont notice and then make people not want to sit near you beacause they'll think ur obese and think you pass gas a lot

[ilovesims24ever11]

41 people had a 2 day flight with a screaming baby

[SoshiLoveable]

Sometimes when babies cry anywhere and is Fuckin loud,I put ear pieces on and it works if u listen to ur songs LOUD and it pierces the ears when they cry extra loud

[MrProductionK]

0:42 why would poeple who made the plane do that why cant the poeple who dirve the plane like i odnt know find a way to adjust it so the seat can be 100 percent beside a windwos

[cbernier3]

@MrProductionK because they want to put more seats in. less seats mean higher prices.

[MrProductionK]

0:35 are u kiding me that's not true every plane has great leg room in the bluk head seats they look perfgect to me

[MegaPrincess1998]

My stupi vietnam auntie. took the very espit airplane and my uncle very very cheap one...

[sabhierules1]

uhhh seat-guru .dot. com doesn't give much info and seat-expert .dot. com requires some weird info if u wanna get into the site.

[Xboxlove1]

1. kill babies

2. problem solved

[MsBasil7]

@Xboxlove1 I now do not dislike you, I hate you. BASTARD

[Xboxlove1]

@MsBasil7 i luv u 2 :) <3

[MsBasil7]

@Xboxlove1 :) <3

[SRNF]

1. Stop being poor, go to university get a good job, get paid.

2. Buy first class

3. Done.

[coolmw2booster]

ummm this doesnt help me becouse i fly south west, sad face

[bookspinnerGM]

o.O

[Meloncarty]

So, apparently there's an art to finding a good seat

[ilovesims24ever11]

once my mom payed 10 dolls to NOT go on a peaceful flight to home (flordia) instead to hear crying baby's

[ToxicCookiess]

WHICH SEAT CAN I TAAAAAAAAAAKE!?!?

[TRIXHOMO]

@ToxicCookiess YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

[greenpie891]

@ToxicCookiess ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY!

[ImTheEmma]

@ToxicCookiess its friday friday

me (points gun to head)

[Meemzii123]

@ToxicCookiess

AHAHAHA I LOVE YOU LOL XD I WAS SAD BUT THIS MADE MY DAY AHAHA OMGG I SRSLY LOVE U

..i wanna be happy my whole life so -blushes- well you marry me? :}

[FTWMFXD]

@ToxicCookiess none there bolted to the floor

[xXwannabenewbieXx]

@ToxicCookiess It's fridaaaayyyyy friddaaaaaaayyyyy gotta get down on fri-*click click* boom

[Timmytimmy123123]

@xXwannabenewbieXx Its Fryday, friday, gonna T.G.I. Friday...

[messin1000]

i once picked a good seat with balkan airlines and they change from a Tu-154А/B/М to an a320. The seat that i picked didn't exsist because the a320 is half the size on the other plane.

[VivienForum]

well if u know the airline u gonna take has less passengers but not likely to get a boeing just take the near end of the plane first thing is near the exit incase of emergency then second is more comfortable

[20TKW]

wow that felt like one whole day

[100computerkid]

1look if your airline has wifi and firstclass.

2.Buy firstclass!!

[boomxboomtommy]

Last time I had a baby screaming and crying for 3 hours non stop （−＿−；）

[TheAbuhmann]

@boomxboomtommy lol sum puck picked a fight with a mma fighter i was in da middle :( ...my dad stoped the fight to say the least;)

[XnobodyX100]

@boomxboomtommy - I had a baby sitting behind me that cried for the whole 8 hours.

[boomxboomtommy]

@XnobodyX100 Ouch.. XD

[FTWMFXD]

@boomxboomtommy that y i have duct tape

[davidwindowstips]

@boomxboomtommy ME TOO !

[DestructionBattery]

last time i had a kid kicking on my seat -.-''

[frogmasterg]

step 1:fuck coach,go first class

[voiceofreason2008]

@AshleyChannel0 attempt is the world

[Telamon8]

I got on a plane and this is what happened: I sat down and the guy in front of me reclined all the way back but hunches over his laptop.

[captaincnzn]

lol just book business or first class

[DogsnPuppies101]

every one, spam the post this or itll kill you comments. I've read alot and im not dead! so post this or itll kill you! lol jk. :)

[theriolugirl]

Me: Every plane has a crying baby & a mother ignoring it

Baby's Mother: Yes hes crying, baby's cry

Thumbs up if you saw that on Family Guy <3

[MsGogo68]

how to get a good seat on a plane :you will need

money lots

and first class

proble solved

[iSayrawr95]

JUST SIT YOUR ASS DOWN LoL

[Adilshit]

I BOOK FIRST CLASS AND PROBLEM SOLVED.

[hearts76100]

@Adilshit

Aye so you do, that's why you were watching this!

[guynamedoliver]

@Adilshit WE SOME OF US DON'T HAVE A BAJILLION DOLLARS. OR ARE YOOU FLYING DOMESTIC

[aheneghana]

back row mostly undesirable because of lavatories I disagree because of engine noise, as most modern Aircraft has their engines located on wings whitershade[dot]com/techblog

[aheneghana]

My wife always books seats online much prior to departure. Seems to work best on certain airlines. Aisle seat preferable whitershade[dot]com/techblog

[ballardjones]

thumbs up if you dont take an airplane

[C00K13fication]

@14clairebear14 I hate when the top comment says I HATE WHEN TOP COMMENTS ARE THE SAME!!!!!

[xKeffinx]

@14clairebear14 Retard with a gay comment *annnooyinnngg**

[Whinestee]

Yeah, pick a good seat in front and have a lower chance of surviving in case of a plane crash.

[aCartopher]

I can't believe you just made picking airline seats more complicated than quantum physics.

[randomandpointless]

go through all of tht for a seat thats quiet> okaay...

[Solo3456]

How To Pick a Great Airline Seat

Step 1: Be a kid.

[ilovesims24ever11]

@Solo3456 i would do it when i'm a adult because my mom always makes sure i'm sitting near a seat with babies

[Solo3456]

@ilovesims24ever11 Really I always sit in front with handicaped people and Adults

[elrichzann]

How to get a great airline seat

You will need, body odor

Step 1: Lift up your arm and pretend to yawn and let the magic begin!

Step 2: Enjoy your lonesome seat

[pinkydog67584930]

okay u guyz make randommmm videos... OH COOL ! *looks at how to pick a lock*

[ZuoCruz]

Why can't they make all the seats parallel to the plane that way we can all go to the bathroom easily without shyly asking the person to lift up their food table?

[NiallatUTube]

It instructs to avoid sitting at the back where engine noise is noisiest and turbulence bumpist. But in the Boeing 747 the back seats 67K and 68K are the amongst the best. So it's really all about trade-offs.

[NiallatUTube]

I was looking for How to Pick a Great Nose, but got directed to this instead. Oh well . .

[101beautyGal]

or just go 1st class.... much easier

[comrade130]

What if you have to really go to the bathroom?

[papalolita]

My favorite: window seat, you look out and the plane's wing is 2 to 3 o'clock from where you are.

[xXtheoneinpurpleXx]

0:57 WAIt, so according to this, I musst throw over sized dollar signs at the seat, and wait for it to move backwards? OMG it all makes sense now! Thankyou... hiwcast, for giving me really shitty pictures, and diagrams to tech me nothing! :) haha

[lover1727]

@xXtheoneinpurpleXx Lmao....xD

[DarkPrincess0111]

step 1 for me:

do not watch any of these videos

step 2:

just do as always, book a business class seat

[TICKtock9625]

ok no more pressing random videos

[MRT0BY510]

@TICKtock9625 u copied the 1st rated comment -___-

[uberhorsey]

Well, yeah...

[ithetechnodj]

or just ride southwest they dont give a crap where you sit (first come first serve) :)

[ilovesims24ever11]

im going on a quite seat and thumbs up if you hate baby's crying on the plane!! crying baby's on a plane irritate me!

[DeeandEd]

@ilovesims24ever11 i know + it would be terrible if ur flight is for like 6 or 7 hours

[ilovesims24ever11]

@DeeandEd i've been on an 10 hour flight with a row of crying babies from flordia (flordia is where i live) to californa

[rocker78able]

@ilovesims24ever11 how about a kid smacking your tv screen. aggy -______-

[jtackman]

@ilovesims24ever11 That's like being irritated at water for being wet, babies can't do anything but cry if they're uncomfortable and parents can't really help it if their baby cries. It's sounds of life, get used to them :)

[VEVORewind]

@ilovesims24ever11 what to do with annoyng crying baby's in that airplane

step 1: send pedo bear a message , so when the plane lands he kill the kid

step 2: if the kid cryses give them some candy , 90% of the kids wil stop crying if they get some sugar

tip: always bring candy when you travel , if you get hungry , dont eat the candy . keep it for the kids

step 3 : if they still keep crying , just trow him out the airplane while you fly above water so the kid stil has a change to life 

[fruitloop33344455555]

@ilovesims24ever11 When i was a baby and I was moving to texas I cried the entire plane ride, people where like.. SHUT UP!!! I had an ear infection.. lol

Irritated much? :d

[ilovesims24ever11]

@fruitloop33344455555 no because i wasn't on the plane :P

[fruitloop33344455555]

@ilovesims24ever11 Kay. ^-^

[SteveSabbai]

...the only seats i will be asking for is the one next to the Emergency Escape Hatch!...watch this video and you will see why...youtube.com/watch?v=nB49­OBDuiOY&feature=related

[jjwushujj]

Step 11: Buy Business class tickets best seats ever if you are in an Airbus buy the ones with the suits

[DAN5675able]

how come my parents don't give me a good seat on airline travel? I get a coach seat between a fat hairy guy and an emo punk rocker in coach while my parents enjoy first class.

[starocean247]

Step 1: Wake up early.

[PoptropicaLover]

why am i watching this.. im not going on an airplane trip anytime soon lol.

[Dracoflamz]

Wow, if I was to get seating plans, I might as well get the whole plans!

[penguinz204]

i wanna feel every bump

[LoveHateBlame]

step 11. stop being a bitch and just sit where your seated.

[LBP2Fangirl]

*Great.  Stupid auto correct xD

[LBP2Fangirl]

I once got free VIP seats because I was last when we got into the airplane. Honestly, it's Graeme

[2011Clubpenguinfan]

@lazerboyproduction I Live In Dublin!

[laserboyproduction]

tomorrow going to Dublin. Got emergency seat. Eeeehhhhhhhhaaaaaa

[visor109]

They forgot to mention that the top of YOUR seat is NOT desinged to balance people going to the bathroom!!!!!!!!

[1objection]

Hot wo pick a good seat:

Step 1: Buy a first class ticket

Step 2: Buy all the seats in you row

Step 3: Laugh at all the people who are miserable on your flight

Step 4: realize I was only joking a cry yourself to sleep over your empty wallet.

[diryet]

Why am i watching this....

[pooppeeyoupants]

Pay a small fee? doesnt seem small by the looks of how much cash sank into the seat at 0:57 - 1:05

[NavySealsDucky]

this is why you fly southwest. you can choose any empty seat. i think

[cbernier3]

@NavySealsDucky southwest sucks. you cant save a seat for you. if you get to the gate late, you get stuck with crappy seat.

[POPstar4u2]

I like sitting near the windows in a plane

[ejay201]

i was actually going to the airport next 2 weeks!

[iBurryful]

DAMNIT! I should have watched this before I went half way across the world! I was sitting right in front of a bathroom AND at the back of the plane. And it was a 15 hour plane ride too -.-

[ilovesims24ever11]

@iBurryful i feel bad for you if you had to deal with a crying baby on it

[iBurryful]

@ilovesims24ever11 I did have one for a 2 hour plane ride

[coolguyflex]

@wickedv2 The new youtube layout sucks just like the 38 dislikers of this video and Justin Bieber, I will kill them because they are fags maybe Chuck Norris will. In soviet russia add will click 0:01 to skip you.

I think I got them all. Did it work?

[yomamasapeach]

@wickedv2 you forgot f13